/ck/ - Food & Cooking

we all know that it's actually because you're on a diet and your wife is the enforcer.

I eat quietly in the barn so the German soldiers can’t hear me.

>>17934383
sometimes I buy expensive good stuff and hide it to eat it in secret because no one respects my things

>>17934393
Watch the big deal about conscription? You likely won't see any Russians in Ukraine because the NATO is busy cramming

>>17934383
>Do any of you eat in secret?
I live alone so technically all the eating I do is secret. Or not secret, I don't know.

>>17934480
How's your transition going?
If I lived alone I couldn't help but own a heap of sex toys, lingerie, HRT pills etc

>>17934383

I got something your wife can eat

>>17934480
Lovely

>>17934521
>>17934497

>>17934383
i sneak a slice of bread when im home alone

>>17934383
This is the same behavior as drug users. I’ve been there in both cases and know. Just be aware of this.

Eating a burger in secret rigut now because I wanted to eat it but didnt want to have to go through the whole debate and cross examination with my girlfriend about what we are having for dinner later, you'll be too full, it's a waste of money and then if she decides she wants something the fucking misery of waiting for her to decide and then I can't eat too fast because we have to share.

So I'm eating a burger and drinking a highball by the river

>>17934611
Dude... mr. Anon. Is she fat? That sounds awful

>>17934582
Little thieving roach!

>>17934585
>Just be aware of this.
I think drugmen also steal shit. I don't steal food. I buy it all, even at self check out. Skipped the 3 for free and beep beep beeped that shit boy

>>17934670
No she's a skinny Japanese girl. I love her but there are just situations I know to avoid.

>>17934383
>wife is on a diet

>>17934840
Yeah, she finally decided to do something about her chubby tummy

>>17934808
>skinny jap
How did you meet her if you're the type to eat alone by a river? Asians have class and that's bottom rung classiness