/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17925208
The fuck did you do to it?

that literally looks like a SLOP OF SHlT

>>17925208
It is brown

>>17925213
I cooked it in the same pan as my chicken

>>17925208
>Alfredo
>brown
Nigga….

>>17925208
Is that a whole chicken under that sloppa?

>>17925230
I assure you it still has parmesan in it and tastes cheesy. It just also tastes like chicken broth.

>>17925230
>Alfredo
this word literally means nothing and does not denote a specific color, chud

>>17925244
No there are 4 tenderloins under it

>>17925208
I would, but I would need a picture of it BEFORE you excreted it

>>17925269
It was brown from the beginning

>>17925319
I knew someone who had an ailment that caused his poops to come out white. If he had eaten your alfredo, it would have looked more appetizing after it came out his other end

>>17925230
An Italian named Alfredo is probably a swarthy, hairy dude.

>>17925344
My Alfredo is delicious

>>17925208
I'm sure it tastes yumrific, but it does look awful. Maybe add some chopped parsley on top next time and not make it such a poo color. You kinda hit the sweet spot where it isn't too light out too dark to make it look appetizing. Honestly, well done.

right proppa sloppa

>>17925359
It’s not alfredo. It’s pasta in some kind of chicken gravy.

>>17925387
It's called chick-freddy 'n spahgeddy.

>>17925387
No it's Alfredo. It's fettuccini, butter, and parmesan.

>>17925269
kek

>>17925208
I'm hiding your thread because that looks like a big pile of dookie and I don't want to look at it anymore
That's how I feel

>>17925208
Why the fuck is it brown?

>>17925319
the truth is, the alfredo was brown from the start

>>17925208
It looks yummy, and dont call me Alfredo

>>17925344
>I knew someone who had an ailment that caused his poops to come out white
Yeah it's called being gay

>>17925719
from where you're eating must seem like an 18-carat run of bad pasta

>>17925635
Because I cooked it in the same pan that I seared a bunch of chicken in

>>17925208
oh my god

>>17925823
Well, it looks revolting. I am sure it would look better if you learned some plating and photography

>>17925833
It tasted good though

>>17925836
That does not help me, as I cannot taste it

>>17925208
Not gonna lie I thought you took a giant sloppy shit on a plate and were posting it on /ck/ as a joke or something. Now I just see that you tooka giant sloppy shit on a plate and are posting it on /ck/ seriously.

>>17925845
How about you cook Alfredo inside a pan that you just seared chicken in and try it then?

>>17925727
Okay, fredo.

Yum

>>17925847
I would never post anything insincerely

>>17925208
KANEDAAAAAAA

>>17925862
I do not know you. How do I know you are not lying to me?

>>17925868
kek

>>17925875
Because my thread and subsequent replies are all earnest

>>17925208
Looks like a sloppa shit, good job.

>>17925850
The presentation is unhelpful in persuading me that your results were indeed tasty. And so I am not moved to attempt to replicate them.

>>17925904
I think you are prejudiced by color. Food is eaten with the mouth and nose, not the eyes.

>>17925208
got any pictures from before you ate it?

>>17925208

So much hate on the color, I think it looks great assuming he just cooked it in the pan with all the seasoning on there from the chicken cooking. This is exactly what the perfect cajun chicken alfredo would look anyhow. The texture is perfect in terms of how the sauce is gripping the noodles. Gj OP

>>17926089
Very based. Thank you. Yes, it is a sort of Cajun style cooking method. The sauce is an ordinary alfredo sauce with butter and parmesan, the only difference is that the seasonings and the fat from the chicken were left in the pan. It makes the sauce very thick without having to use cream or emulsified pasta water.

>>17926105
What was the seasoning for the chicken?

>>17925208
That's shit from a butt

>>17926120
Used a mix of everglade seasoning and old bay, cooked in butter with garlic, shallots, and a sprinkle of cayenne

>>17926132
Sweet man, just missing the garlic bread! Would be good with some peppers and onions probably too if you ever wanted to try that

>>17925208
looks like the mess I made in the toilet after chili night

>>17925253
Alfredo

Definitions
from The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, 5th Edition.
adjective Being or served with a sauce containing cream, Parmesan cheese, and butter.

looks like my alfredo if I use the pan I cooked my cajun chicken in to also make the sauce. still tastes delicious just not as aesthetic

>>17925823
It looks alright then, just not like what alfredo typically looks like. Looks like it has a pretty good texture though.

>>17926302
Yeah and black people aren't what humans normally look like, but variety is the spice of life

>>17925850
That's not how you're supposed to cook it though, you fucking retard.

>>17925208
Between this and the green lemon curd I'd say you're the same shitposter in both. But this time literally shit posting

>>17925208
Did you decided to mix watery diarrhea into the Alfredo sauce?

>>17925208
It's dead, Jim.

>>17925208
Al Fredo would kill you if he saw this.

your chicken alfredo makes me very afraido

>>17925208
Might taste good, but looks like barf.

>>17927119
I don't care what Italians think

Why does everyone that posts their food here live in completely dark rooms? Their food is always solely illuminated by the flash of their camera.

>>17925344
Your friend's probably going to have agonizing pain in their torso soon and risk sepsis
>source: fatass who ate so shit he killed his gallbladder, developed pancreatitis and has liver scarring from eating so much fat

>>17928363
kek

>>17925208
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ftdu8yrKOw

>>17925208
I expect nothing, and I'm still let down.

I understand you OP. I got overzealous the other day and made a mac & cheese with caramelized onions and white wine. I didn't figure the onions would give off their color and the sauce was all brown and gravy-ish. tasted insane though.

>>17928721
It seems you don't do much thinking there yourself.

>>17925836
>It tasted good though
Stop lying to yourself OP. You fucked up, say it. That is the first step in self-improvement.

>>17925208
10+3(2x-4)=17-(x+5)
I rate it an x out of 10.

>>17928721
it's okay anon
Chicken Alfredo isn't even an italian recipe

>>17929770
Fuck you.

>>17928870
I was eating on my back patio at night time
>>17929186
Based
>>17929638
I didn't fuck anything up.
>>17929770
It wasn't that bad. Come on.
>>17927131
I don't know what thread you're talking about but nothing I have posted or ever will post is insincere.

>>17930346
I was being nice. but don't mass reply me, that's gross.