/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17897013
For me, it is the double cheeseburger. unironically.

are you ok anon?

>>17897013
cool man

you wanna talk about it?

>>17897013
I like the fried potatoes they have there

>>17897092
nice patch, fren

>>17897013
I order it plain and they put no cheese. Why are McDonald's workers particularly retarded? Who would order a CHEESE burger and not want cheese?

>>17897013
they taste amazing. but i'm getting old and have recently realised the amazing health benefits and state of mind that comes with clean and healthy at home cooking. enjoy anon, don't be a fatty but don't be a sperg and avoid all fast food either.

>>17897122
>plain
Which specific topping/s do you want removed? Why not tell them that?

>craving 4 McChickens
>on a diet because i kept eating too many McChickens
I will never let myself get overweight again

>>17897156
you can still eat them just tell them no sauce. adds extra calories

>>17897257
true plus they add too much of their flavorless mayo
shit just slimes up the already struggling to be crunchy lettuce

>>17897013
that's my go to burger. I ask them to hold the ketchup and mustard

>>17897013
>Mcdouble just has 1 less slice of cheese, but also a $1 cheaper

>>17897013
I like double cheeseburgers cause sometimes there is cheese between the two burgers patties but sometimes there isn’t they just put the cheese on top of the patties or bellow the two burger patties and that’s ok two it’s great if they put the cheese on the opposite side of the toppings like if they cheese is on top they put the toppings bellow the patties or if the cheese is on bottom they put the toppings on top that way the burger does not slide around as much this goes the same for single cheeseburgers too because if you have the cheese on the toppings on the same side they slide around on single burgers too and that is annoying

>>17897013
I used to get 2x doubles and a large fries most days as it was the only place open at 1am on my way home.
I used to look forward to it.
Aweek ago I went again after like 3 years and they have fucking triple burgers

>>17897156
do amerifats really?

>>17897317
the second slice of cheese is worth it desu. fuck bros i wanna go get one and i just fucking got chipotle

>>17897025
>>17897059
yea
afterwards, sometimes when my uncle felt guilty he would take me for a Double Cheeseburgere from the McDonalds

>>17897565
I hope you're going to be ok anon. people are horrible.

Don't kill yourself, anon. We like hearing about your experiences getting double cheeseburgére and fried chickéne.

i like their cheeseburgers, their double chili cheeseburgers and their chicken burgers with the sweet chili sauce.

>>17897565

today i had a little caesars pepperoni pizza and it was quite tasty

>>17897013
Every time I eat McDonald’s burgers I feel sick to my stomach, but the breakfast is the GOAT

>>17897565
What the hell

>>17898357
Don't listen to this guy, OP.
Do you have any other stories of times you got cheeseburgeres?

>>17897092
What country is this, if you don't mind me asking?

>>17897338
i've been exclusively on triple cheeseburgers for 15 years
don't do it anon

>>17897013
Recently, Double Cheeseburgers were cheaper than McDoubles with a code in the app but they've gotten more expensive and the ratio of cheese to meat is better on a McDouble imo
For me, hold the ketchup, add mayo and maybe extra onion

>>17897013
For me, it’s the mcchicken

Not a huge fan of most of their food but I've been on a vanilla cone/strawberry banana smoothie kick lately as a post-work drive home treat since if I eat a full meal that late it fucks with my sleep.

>>17897122
>I order it plain
What the fuck does that mean? If I was the one trying to figure out your bullshit cryptic order I'd assume you meant no cheese as well. Get fucked.

>>17897557
How much weed have you smoked?

>>17899449
About 17

>>17899444
No condiments, just meat and cheese.

>>17897013
Good for you anon.

>>17897013
mcdouble is a hidden gem

>>17897013
sorry to hear you're fat and retarded, my condolences

>>17897013
Extra pickles, extra onion. Perfect sandwich. I also like the mcdouble no tomato sauce with mayo idea, very interesting

>>17897338
Triple cheeseburgers are amazing, I made the mistake though of ordering extra cheese x2 on them. Nearly killed me

>>17900252
>tomato sauce
kill yourself

>>17899672
Just say that then
>double cheeseburger, only the meat and cheese

>>17897013
>double cheese burger is now only 10 cents more expensive than the McDouble
the absolute state of McDonalds.

are any other anons pissed off like me that they don’t regularly have the daily double? and if you try to order one they don’t know wtf youre talking about

>>17897092
Same! I get the potato stick every time. Especially with the ketchup sauce.

>>17897312
why? why would you hold the essential condiments???

>>17899444
>>17901118
t. autistic retard

wagies get far more confused if you say "meat and cheese" rather than plain. if he wanted a plain HAMBURGER he wouldnt have ordered a CHEESEBURGER

I used to go to a local McDonald’s all the time but one day I had to take a shit so I went into the bathroom and shit but then there wasn’t toilet paper so I had to call the restaurant from inside the bathroom stall and ask if they can bring me toilet paper but the guy thought it was a prank call and just laughed at me and hung up so I called back and asked if I could talk to the manager and she said she’d send someone to check so an employee came in the bathroom and started coughing and said “damn y’all done fucked it up in here! I got yo toilet paper!” and slid it under the door so I wiped my ass and came out but then the manager approached me and said she was sorry and asked if I wanted a free burger and I asked if I could have it to go but she said no so I sat there and ate my free double cheeseburger.

>>17902027
>I asked if I could have it to go but she said no
Why?

>>17897025
Too much cheese believe it or not.
McDouble or even double hamburger (extra pickle/mustard) for me.

>>17897565
be strong and don't do to others what was done to you, that's all it takes. love you anon

>>17902264
>>17897565
>>17898357
>>17899174
So his uncle missed a couple of baseball games, it's not a huge deal. He's not the kid's dad after all.

>>17902221
>Big Xtra
This burger is a fucking urban legend in Canada. They discontinued it around twenty years ago but it someone stayed on the menu of certain Walmart kiosks and rural locations for years after the fact. It had a special patty and a unique grill seasoning used by no other burger on the menu, so it was strange just why the company would keep supplying it to these odd out-of-the-way branches. People were claiming Big Xtra sightings as recently as 2016, and most people still believe it's out there.

I have a dream of pulling off the highway in the middle of a roadtrip to find an unrenovated McDonalds with the Big Xtra on the menu.

>inb4 "it's just a quarter pounder"
It wasn't. It didn't even use the same patty or bun.

>>17902302
It was perfect... petition them to bring it back.

>>17902349
People have tried and failed. The last time McDonalds even acknowledged it, they just shilled for their angus burger, which they then removed from the menu due to the memeflu.

>>17901948
Only you sorry

test

>>17902361
Gotta do your part anon. That burger seasoning made the burger was so good.

>>17902302
>the only modern pictures of it are like blurry shots of cryptids
>the bigfoot of fast food burgers
I had a Big Tasty once while I was in London for business, and it brought back the memory, but it still wasn't the same...

>>17897389
our mcchickens are microscopic in comparsion to every other country's mcchiggen

>>17902302
>so it was strange just why the company would keep supplying it to these odd out-of-the-way branches. People were claiming Big Xtra sightings as recently as 2016
Is there any actual documentation? Photos?

>>17902478
>>17902428
Never mind, should have read down.
Gonna call billshit on the photo though. It’s not like the sign was about to disappear; anyone taking a pic to “prove” a legend would have bothered to make sure it wasn’t such shit.

>>17902478
Phone cameras weren't really prevalent here pre-2008, but: >>17902428 was allegedly from 2013 despite the product being discontinued over a decade prior. The Big Xtra being a Walmart exclusive was a pretty acknowledged fact for awhile.

>>17902491
>anyone taking a pic to “prove” a legend would have bothered to make sure it wasn’t such shit.
Like I said...

>mcdouble is $3
>double cheese burger was on the $1 menu ten years ago

>>17901957
You have to be some kind of weird faggot freak to order a "plain" burger anyway so you deserve to have your order fucked up. I bet an average meal for you is chicken nuggets and cup noodles despite the fact you're a 30 year old "man"

>>17901956
It tastes better without them especially the ketchup which is too sweet

Nobody here has ever worked a wagie job. You are seriously not owed shit by wagies unless they are nonwhites or women. If you don't get what you want, you are a cunt if you go back and make them fix it. You are eating one dollar poison slop anyway so just accept what you get, niggers.

>>17903126
>ketchup is too sweet
Sorry you have a shit palate, anon.

>>17903166
Back to the kitchen, wagie. I'm about to hit submit on my mobile order.
Don't forget the extra pickles

>>17903188
building a time machine to travel back to the century when this was funny or original

>>17903218
I'm pretty certain jokes about mobile orders would fall flat in previous centuries. Maybe stop huffing fryer fumes to pass the time.

>>17903225
It would be avant garde instead of avant tarde

>>17903237
>avant tarde
You realise this basically means "before it's too late", right?

>>17903267
don't speak french, I'm not gay

>>17903271
Build a time machine to travel back to the century when this was funny or original.

>>17897013
That's great you fucking cocksucker thanks for checking in .

>>17903291
It's a timeless classic.

>>17897013
For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

>>17903126
the bun is half HFCS you fucking retard

>>17903343
>Enriched wheat flour, water, sugar, yeast, vegetable oil (canola and/or soy), vegetable proteins (pea, potato, faba bean), sunflower oil, corn dextrose, corn maltodextrin, corn starch, salt, may contain and or all of the following in varying proportions: wheat gluten, dough conditioners (monoglycerides, datem, ascorbic acid, enzymes), vinegar. Toasted in the same toaster that also prepares other buns containing butter and egg.
The bun alone only contains 4g total sugas and weighs 50g. All of this information is freely available because billion dollar corporations would rather pay nutritionists to put their information on their website than bankroll lawyers to deal with schizos who think their food is designed to sap and impurify their bodily fluids. Consumer protection laws killed the "sleazy megacorporation" so now they just sell normal crap products.

>>17903365
yet you wonder why you are a fat fucking retard

>>17903375
I'm really not sure how much of a zinger you assumed that reply was, but I'm sure it sounded great in your head.

>>17903398
ok

I get fries from McDonald's all the time

>>17903418
BK fries are better and crunchier

>>17903421
Arby's fries (curly, not that crinkle cut bullshit) are the best.

ok okay, what about their pies. I really like their holiday pies, shit so good it makes me cream.

>>17903439
I prefer the apple fritter

>>17903521
Understandable, the classic.

>>17903535
oh no I meant the new apple fritter they have, I like it more than the pies

>>17903540
SHIT I must be retarded I'm out here thinking I'm a McDonald's fan but no knowing their new apple fritter they got about to Mckill myself

>>17899672
>leaving anything to interpretation when ordering anything anywhere, nonetheless a fucking McDicks's

lol lmao what do you expect?

>>17901957
“I want a cheeseburger with no toppings except cheese”

Jesus Christ

>>17903699
All I can think now is two buns with a slab of meat in the middle then WAPO kraft chesses just slap on top of the top bun.

>>17903423
How does one replicate the taste of Arby's fries without going to Arby's?

>>17903299
Don't be cross. OP is in a tough place right now.

>>17897013
Do fast food workers/managers get annoyed when you just order one item that's under $2?
There used to be a convenience store by me that wouldn't take cards if you spent less than $5 because of payment processing fees or something.
I usually pay with cash though.

>>17907667
They don't give a fuck unless you order right after closing. They're making the shit regardless.

>>17907667
Major high volume companies are in bed with their creditors. Only small independent businesses tend to get screwed over by those companies. Basically, shit like McDonalds brings so much cash through Mastercard/Visa that they pretty much pay the company to offer their card service. Conversely, a corner store usually has to pay to access their services.
>but doesn't more usage cost more?
The ancient secret: companies get rich by spending more money, not saving it.

>>17897317
Wrong. It is 60 cents more expensive to buy mcdouble at my local one

>>17897092
What style? French fried, or regular?

>>17908001
sweer potato

>>17907999
Don't believe this

>>17899350
America

>>17897565
I do this exact shit with my niece

>>17897092
The potatoes are too thin and often cool too soon for the experience to be enjoyable, for me. The hash browns, however, have a delightful crunch to them. If only they sold them after 10am in the United Kingdom! Imagine not selling breakfast after 10am in the land of the All Day Breakfast.

>>17897013
for me, it's the mcchicken

>>17905410
Arbys sells their curly fries frozen at supermarkets
You get a lot more fries for that price than you would at arbys itself

>>17897013
the quarter pounder uses better meat, and more meat.

dbl cheez = 2*0.1 = .2lb
qpc = .25lb

>>17902027
your picture succeeded
MMXV

>>17897317
McDouble with mac sauce and lettuce. Best burger that restaurant sells.

>>17910028
>better meat
What?

no really what the fuck is mcchicken sauce, ive eaten hundreads of mcchickens in my life and never seen or heard of it

>>17902302
>20 years ago
I remember eating it high school until 08. It was sold almost everywhere even toronto

>>17897156
good for you anon, I’m proud of you

>>17897156
Keep it up Anon!
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-_cbqGiCbg
Try this, I did it and liked it. Its like 85% of the way there and way better macros

Is it me or is Culver's just advanced Wendy's

I really miss McDonald's. I wish they would open again in my country.

>>17912942
The culvers in my area really fucks things up. Wendy's is the only tolerable fast food place next to franchise McDick's (when you forget how bad it is and order again)

>>17905410
I can vouch for these >>17909689, my parents buy a bag every new years to mix with other fries and they taste pretty good.

Last time I went to McDonald's was hen they were giving healthcare workers free breakfast for 2 weeks. I like some of their food, but every since they messed with the dollar menu and the app deals, I never really went anymore.
One of the worse diarrhea I've had in my life was from eating a McGriddle.

For me, it's the double quarter pounder with cheese. The best fast food sandwich.

For me it’s the Double Filet O Fish!

>>17914799
not a sandwich

>>17917329
I'm gonna quarter pound your mom's ass and cover it with my cheese

>>17910794
i get this but i always feel like a dickhead for ordering something special. mccucks bros pls weigh in

>>17914799
>>17917329
>>17917374
recently they stopped making it with frozen meat. big improvement

>>17897013
Not a fan of the cheeseburgers, I prefer the plain classic burger.

picrel is my favorite combo

>>17901948
I think you can only order these on the app. They never know what you're talking about if you try to order them at the place but it's always on the app menu.

>>17918195
based app using chad
i generally hate having to download an app but the deals are worth it

Yes

>>17903699
>“I want a cheeseburger with no toppings except cheese”——-Jesus Christ
First of all Jesus Christ never said that. #2 if the meat, cheese, and bun are awesome enough, you won’t want any other ingredient

>>17903365
I don’t avoid women but I do deny them my essence

>>17897156
just get 2 retard
drink a tall glass of water before you get them

I love McDonald's and I will never be ashamed to admit that.

>>17897013
Triple has the best cheese to meat ratio than the double, Big n Tasty and quarter pounder cheese.

Guys when will McDonald’s bring back the grilled onion cheddar burger? https://mcdonalds.fandom.com/wiki/Grilled_Onion_Cheddar_Burger

>>17921500
how tall? taller than me?

>>17922037
if that's what it takes

>>17921583
They have the daily double now which is basically a Mc double made up like a big and tasty

>>17919781
>Jesus Christ never said that
He could have. Maybe the Gospel dudes just didn't think it was important enough to write down.

>>17921450
Tremendously based.

>>17897013
>3 double cheese
>large fry
>2 apple pie
>2 large Oranges

>>17909689
Do you have a deep fryer though?

>>17922645
No
I got an air fryer though

>>17907700
>large companies make so much money for credit card processors that they don’t get charged money by credit card processors
Holy fuck you’re retarded. Large businesses can absorb costs more easily. They pay the same.

>>17897013
my dinner a couple days ago
>big mac meal diet coke
>8 nuggets
>used the last of my Szechuan sauce and mixed it with sriracha to stretch it.

Got hit with the big sad now that we're back at work after the holiday, but it was a nice bit of reprieve. Thanks McDs

>>17902429
No, you are just massive compared to other people

>>17901948
Based daily double
It would be literally perfect if it had big Mac sauce instead of mayo

I lime their (McDonald's pickles)

>>17918076
anon from first post here; dont feel like a dickhead, they are paid to do that for us and it takes like 10 extra seconds for them

>>17912522
answer my question fuckers

>>17926416
you've never had it?
are you sure you ordered a mcchicken?

>>17912522
>>17926416
do u mean mayo

>>17922896
wtf i am gigachad or a fatass? our mcchickens used to be .99c and they're your junior chicken sandwiches. either way i'm only 145lb at 6'1

>out of phone service
>it's lunch time at work
>forgot to bring a fork for instant ramen
>know i have enough mcdonalds points on application for something
>but can't load without wifi
>walk to mcdonalds and pirate their free wifi
>check deals
>free 10 piece nugget
>would have cost $4.49 after tax
what the fuck happened.
anyway turns out i got paid and didn't know so tomorrow i'm splurging on a mcdouble with only cheese and onions.

>>17921588
Ah fuck yes, I was seriously addicted to this thing.
This thread is making me crave some McDick so bad.

>>17927685
No Mcchicken sauce isn't at all locations, you need to ask for it

>>17897013
There's something fucky going on with Maccas down here. They're using more and more sauce yet somehow the burgers are getting drier

>>17922635
>He could have. Maybe the Gospel dudes just didn't think it was important enough to write down.
Cheese and meat isn't Kosher, the jew couldn't have eaten it

>>17930199
keep us in the loop, friend. good luck.

>>17897013
dude the mcchicken is where its at

>>17921583
>Triple
where are the fucking amerimutt when you need quadriple or quintuple cheeseburger
if you're going to ruin everything, do it properly at least
fuck

>>17930804
Anything over triple is too much.
Not eating a big greasy cheesy meat layered cake. Triple has the right size patties glued together with just enough cheese to be noticeable among the bread and meat servings without it being a hunk of meat with a cheese slice on top.

>>17930845
the question is not wether we should but wether we could.

>>17930869
I like your resolve anon

>>17926439
mcchickens have nothing but mayonaisse in them. what the fuck is mcchicken sauce? sounds made up.

>>17930214
>Cheese and meat isn't Kosher, the jew couldn't have eaten it
>Again Jesus called the crowd to him and said,“Listen to me, everyone, and understand .Nothing outside a person can defile them by going into them. Rather, it is what comes out of a person that defiles them"
Mark 7:14-15

>>17931325
>“Listen to me, everyone, and understand. Nothing outside a person can defile them by going into them."
Jesus, dude, stop stealing my heroin!

For me it's the double quarter pounder. Especially if they add more pepper.

Yes.

>>17932374
what pepper

>>17932985
Black pepper.

>>17910794
i did this until they started charging 50 cents for the sauce

>>17902502
>Phone cameras weren't really prevalent here pre-2008
Sure they were. I got one like this when I was in grade 9 in 2004. They took pictures about as crappy as the one you're talking about.

>>17897013
that's amazing anon, try the filet o fish next time.

>>17897013
this is a good thread, thanks anon

I work at a very busy Mcdonald's and i don't wash my hands aftet taking fat greasy alcoholic shits and usually don't shower after last night's binge enjoy the extra seasoning :^]

>>17933165
And how many other kids in your class had one? Because I lived in Richmond and in grade 8 in 2006, only 4 kids in the class had a camera phone.

>>17930845
>Not eating a big greasy cheesy meat layered cake.
And yet, you're trying so hard to make eating a triple burger sound normal and not disgusting

>>17933167
based, only good burger from mcdonalds. their sides are ok

>>17897025
>unironically

>>17937870
holy fuck this thread is still up after 9 days

>>17897013
how are you doing OP?

Why does everyone keep asking OP if he's okay? Where in his original post does he indicate that he's not okay? Genuinely asking, I feel like I missed something

>>17897317
It's the ultimate filter that separates penny pinching plebs from the patricians. Anyone willing ruin the perfect balance of meat, bread and cheese of to save $0.50 is truly a lowly individual.

>>17932374
Absolutely based

Double quarter pounder is the best burger in McDonnalds.