/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17921445
>become target for IRS audit
>end up paying anyways

>>17921459
The IRS is so incompetent that I posit they don't do audits at all, except on anyone who makes over $250,000 annually. I haven't paid taxes in over 8 years and I haven't heard a single peep from them.

>>17921485
they only audit the democrats political adversaries.

>>17921445
Serving isn't carrying plates to a table and more expensive restaurants imply a higher level of service and experience.

>>17921445
If you dont like, dont go to restaurants with table service
This isnt difficult

>>17921485
Lol bullshit I owe the fucks $4,000 and they keep sending me bills with penalties every month as if I give a fuck. They threatened to turn it over to a debt collector which will be even easier to call a nigger on the phone until they hang up. But yeah they on my ass for being self-employed

>>17921503
>higher level of service and experience.
like what? asking me every minute if I want a refill?

>>17921485
You misunderstand. They are underfunded on purpose so that they don't have enough resources to pursue the rich. It takes far more time and resources to pursue millionaire/billionaire tax fraud than the poor.

>I haven't paid taxes in over 8 years and I haven't heard a single peep from them.
LOL. You keep doing that. I'm sure you'll be fine.

>>17921533
This. They will hunt down Joe Everyman every single time for pocket change.

>>17921485
I got audited in 2020 for some taxes from like 2015. It was only 180$ more they dertermined i owed so i didnt care. When i finally mailed them a check they took it out of my bank account a day later lol

>>17921517
>IRS
>threatening to turn something over to a debt collector
And then everyone clapped, you fucktarded fatherless zoomer son of a single whore.
But it’s adorable that you want to larp as some self-employed person when you’re just a little zoomie :)

>>17921548
So tiresome dealing with zoomer trash online.

https://www.irs.gov/businesses/small-businesses-self-employed/private-debt-collection-faqs-0

>>17921533
Fucking lol
That’s the best satire I’ve seen in weeks
Unless you’re legitimately fucking retarded and don’t know how the IRS is funded.
But otherwise, roflmao tippytopkek good sir xD

>>17921555
Cringe

>tipping
Imagine living in the USA

If you tip in a country with a high minimum wage stop. You're already paying for it in other ways

>>17921553
You must be 18 to post here, Brayden.

>>17921562
Post ID you little shit, admit you were wrong. Every time you little fuckers post that stupid ass image you are always wrong. It’s some reverse trolling nonsense, pretending to be retarded post-irony trash only the fucked underdeveloped brain of a Fortnite fan could come up with. SAD!

>>17921445
>mathlet can't figure out that dining cost is low because of tipping

>>17921445
What horrible handwriting.
>22.47
>Nah bruh 22.47
>29.00
That's a 6.53 right? Looks like a 7 dollar tip to me. Anyways I'll be taking that 9 dollars and going home.

>>17921485
>haven't paid taxes in 8 years
>no audit from irs
anon it's because you're poor

>>17921445
Because if you eat somewhere that has a $200 entree, you're also getting a lot better service.

>>17921445
>write stupid controversial shit on customer copy receipt and crop it out
>post online
>get epic amounts of friends and likes

>>17921586
I make $72k a year, of which $18k is put into the market annually. This year I have over $180k unrealized gains.

>>17921445
>be black
>don't tip
>wonder why you always have shit service

>>17921567
It’s okay, Brayden.
It isn’t your fault your dad disappeared.
Stop blaming yourself.

>>17921517
>hey threatened to turn it over to a debt collector
Huh? They don't do that. They literally just take the money out of your bank and wages.

>>17921621
This was true until congress allowed it, see
>>17921553

The world has changed in the last 20 god damn years okay? At least know HOW your oppressors plan to intact revenge for non-compliance

>>17921445
>people defend this
Only basement dwellers, chuds, and pajeets "defend" tipping 10%.

>>17921445
Stupid nigger fails to realize someone goes over the receipts and corrects the costs if someone writes the price wrong. You cannot deduct the pre-tip cost because you hated the service.

>>17921682
Dude. Did you seriously have to make this about race and use the n-word.

>>17921701
Blacks are notoriously poor tippers, it would not surprise me in the least that they think they can just deduct money from the bill.

>>17921706
>Blacks
What century did you come from, Grandpa?

>>17921706
Yeah black people don't tip. Poor, middle class, rich, doesn't natter they never tip. Must have something to do with their eternal victim complex.

>>17921735
Probably this one as he's not calling them darkies, moon-crickets, shitskins, coons, etc.

>>17921735
The term Blacks is not that antiquated.

>>17921775
Nor is it racist. Unless you want to stop calling people white. And come up with an interesting way to describe people over the phone. SUSPECT ISSS UHHHH MOSTLY BLENDS IN WITH.... GOTHIC FURNITURE.

>>17921600
>unrealized gains
let me guess, you're a crypto fag

>>17921445
>tipping
waiters are the most worthless fucking job there is
i can read a menu and yell out to the chef what I want
the chef is the only person who deserves a tip, those fuckers are worked like dogs in the kitchen and produce the entire value that brings in customers
I can't fucking wait for all restaurants to automate serving jobs to robots that will take your order and carry the plates and refills. Servers are cunts that threaten you with bioterrorism in order to extort money from you for doing their job.

>>17921784
Im a value investor whose primary focus is exploratative upstream energy and metal companies.

>>17921517
KEK keep posting.

>>17921445
>tipping at all
The countries with the best service don't tip.

the only time you should tip is on a date

>>17921485
[x] doubt
yeah sure you did, buddy. and then you told your boss and everyone got up where they were sitting in their offices and clapped as you left to an early lunch of foi gras and champagne

>>17921445
>ask server for the manager
>ask manager to bring out the line cook from the kitchen that made the dish
>hand him a $20 tip
>their fucking faces when the guy who actually did the work gets the money and not the lazy 16yo slut or the dodgy manager who keeps all the tips to himself

>>17922004
based line cook tipper

>>17922004
You know they just confiscate it after, right?

>>17922033
it's not about money, it's about sending a message

>>17921969
this map is innacurate