/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17921439
wine is for women

>>17921439
>posts a close up of his hands
>doesnt bother to clean his nails
EVERY TIME
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17921458
huh? they don't even look that bad. do you have autism or OCD?

>>17921439
i thought you were supposed to hold a wine glass by the stem to deter heat transfer

>>17921468
>they dont look that bad
>clearly has gnaw marks and dirt under the nails
no pls not like this

>>17921439
Yes. When taking a sip of wine I grip the neck of the bottle with the thumb, ringfinger, and middle finger, rest my pointer gently below the cap thread, and elegantly hold my pinky out

>>17921439
>Are you cultured?
Yes, but you aren't. Swine!
Pour yourself a megapint like a real man.

>>17921474
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23isc39GX-E

>>17921471
you don't need a manicure every time you post a picture on the internet. it doesn't look like they were digging in mud so it's fine.

>>17921439
Your nails are far too disgusting. Learn what a file does.

>>17921496
Check out this fancy metrosexual, using files for something other than carpentry. How much a month do you spend on moisturizer, fancyboy?

Yall some bitches lmfao.

>>17921439
I've always been doing left. I feel a little stupid now

>>17921707
Left is preferred for cognac.

>>17921439
you should be using a tumbler for red, you pleb.

>>17921470
You do that with white wine. With red you cup the glass.

>>17921697
Reminds me of my dad's hands
He molested me

>>17921458
Nail damage can be caused by people who work with cleaning agents, or just clean around the house with them. What's funny is that he has damaged nails but it looks like he shaved his hands and you were gay enough to make people notice this.

>>17921443
this post was made by a cultured anon.

>>17921439
I refuse to believe this actually changes anything about the taste

>>17921917
it might IF you were at a fancy party with almost no seating and everyone danced while holding their glasses. then maybe you might hold that one glass of wine long enough to warm it up
probably mattered more back in the day before refrigeration and air conditioning. these days, not so much.
I like to add a single ice cube to my red wine to piss people off. only the snobs get bitchy and it shows me who to ignore.

>>17921443
based women hater

>>17921733
cognac/brandy glass has a very short stem or no stem at all, so there's no other way to grab it

>>17921439
>cultured
probably couldn't tell the difference between expensive wine and Tbird so how the fuck you hold the glass is moot

>>17921443
AMEN HOSS THAT WINE SHIT IS FOR FAGS AND SISSIES
THIS COUNTRY WAS BUILT BY HARD MEN DRINKIN HARD LIQOR N BEER
GOOD ENOUGH FOR THE FOUNDINF FATHERS GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME
WONT CATCH ME DRINKIN WINE OR THEM SISSY FAGGOT COCKALEECHIE GODDAMN PIEXE OF SHIT COMPUTER GODDAMN COCKTALES I SAID CHINA COMMIE BUILT PIECE OF SHIT TRYNA CENSER ME

>>17921697
That's the hand of someone who digs graves by hand

>>17921443
wine is for de-glazing

>>17921439
>>17921443

>>17921443

>>17921439
yes

>>17921443
>white wine is for women

FTFY

>mfw i use a rocks glass/old classic glass instead of a wine glass because i dont want the family to be suspicious of me being an alcoholic.

>>17921929
no one cares how you drink anything

>>17921471
Of course. I’m American

>>17922361
were Romans alcoholic tho? I believe a better example would be Russia

>>17921439
>Are you cultured?
Of course. I’m American

>>17921439
>worker hands
>fingernails have strong signs of malnutrition
fuck off

>t. Insecure faggot

Red wine is the epitome of manliness, scotch doesn't even play in the same league

>>17921439

I am, and I also don give a fuck.

>>17923028
were Romans alcoholic tho?
How fucking stupid are you

>people here actually haven't heard of the Roman Alcoholic Church

>>17921439
Considering you're holding it wrong in both pictures, yes.
Yes I am.
Also get some crysta glassware not that cheap shit.

>>17921468
Yeah I have OCD

Oversized
Cock
Disorder

>>17921439
Not in the least, but I do enjoy cheap med reds and less cheap dries from time to time.

>>17922361
Stoners created ancient Egypt though.

https://cannigma.com/history/egypt-has-a-rich-medical-cannabis-history-discover-why/

>>17922230
>posted from my ford f150

>>17921439
yes