/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17916945
that's a big parsnip hahahahaha

>>17916945
Do you really need a video to show you how a kitchen tool does something? Are people that retarded now?

>>17916945
imagine the braaaaps

>>17916955
haha gross

>>17916955
so obnoxious

>>17916945
>How to spiralize <thing>

>put <thing> in the spiralizer
>use the spiralizer

Truly a woman moment

bro what is the fucking deal with OP and parsnips
like, it went from neat to "why are you obsessed with this" after the 5th one

>>17916945
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>>17917079
Yet another thread ruined by Big Parsnip®

>>17916945
>see thumbnail
>"I'm going to be really mad if it's just "use a spiraliser"
>it is
>not even mad at this point just tired

i love parsnips

>>17916955
demons are real

>>17916955
stupid disgusting whore

>>17917049
wait this isn't parsnip ice cream

>>17917079
PIDF on high alert these days.

>>17917118
Filename matches video, anon disappointed. This is how all this started!
>>17917386
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tPphNN7qJ4

>>17916955
What happens in someones head to make them act like this

>>17917705
Seemingly positive attention and perhaps related benefits from looks alone.
I imagine very few people in this thread ever had the opportunity to experience anything other than mild passive desirability without putting in effort, but in my experience it takes an extreme aversion to being treated as eye candy to not lean on it when you have it.
Not that choosing to reject it makes the same people any happier that you exist, just easier to ignore.

>>17917386
https://youtu.be/CzBADOe3S8Q

>>17917386
that filename triggers me

>>17917079
>t. turnip

>>17916945
I want this machine

>>17917004
Parsnip soup, eh?
We'll make parsnip pie!

>>17916955
Zero ass, no thanks

>>17916960
That's a cake if ever I saw one, rename that file faggot.

>>17917784
They're pretty cheap and fun.
We use one at work quite a lot to make garnishes. Daikon, red beet etc.
Good way of making a dish appear taller.

>>17917782
kek

>>17918952
>saving fast food ads and spending time converting them to webm so you can advertise fast food chains for free on anime imageboards
why do americans do this

>>17918952
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viral_marketing

>>17918952
I will not be buying KFC

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>>17918970
pretty sure it was posted because its framed in a way to make the curry look like a fat spurt of yellow diarrhea shit out on top of the sandwich

>>17916955
fake tits no ass 4/10 face too skinny and trying too hard to be sexy

>>17917789
>>17919034
Chubby chasers are relatively new to american culture.
50 years ago no one wanted a fat cow of a wife

>>17918952
looks like they dumped liquid diarrhea onto that sandwich

>>17917339
BE NOT AFRAID

>>17917776
This kind of union bullshit is why everything fucking costs so much
Do not ever vote to unionize your workplace anons, its killing america

>>17916945
I don't know what that vegetabe is, what that machine is, or why I would want to put that vegetal in that machine and make that weird spaghetti and eat it
fuck youuuu bed bath and beyond you juews

>>17917776
Is this german? The lack of joy or any emotion beyond a deadpan "Hans had to press ze lettuce in twice, completely inefficient, I shall be informing ze supervisory board, ze safety and efficiency officers, ze minister for maximally productive motions, and ze double handling prevention chancellor."

>>17920581
of course it's german
no one else on earth would think of this psychotic shit where 2 guys make a hot dog with heavy machinery and neither one of them laughs or even cracks a smile.

>>17917800
>That's a cake if ever I saw one, rename that file faggot.
https://youtu.be/URhc5PkUQ0k?t=47
We got us a Cake Connoisseur.

>>17919483
>>17918952
Ya it just looks like liquid from that lady in the bath tub spraying into the air

>>17921590
Why do Indians use so many ingredients?

>>17921882
Cause they got allot?
Unlike...

>>17916947
that is the amount of cilantro that make a dish unedible.
when I was in the US I fucking hated cilantro since you put it in insane amout on every fucking dish. now I started to appreciate it when is used in a normal way, just some leaves to give flavoyr, but this video is hideous for how much cilantro he puts in this salad, it is intoxicating that amount

>>17918952
designated fast food sandwich

>>17917079
It started two threads ago, after criticism of this one.

Talk shit, get Parsniped...

>>17921902
>in a desperate situation, need to survive
>grab a pristine log
>look up online how to auger into it with my electric drill
>thank god the nearest rabbit den could charge 19.V batteries
>now I fry it in my cast iron pan seasoned in the oil the pixies in cat tail reeds barte-
Fuck I hate these people.

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>>17918952
imagine the toilet

bumpъ

>>17916955
hahaha what a cute girl!

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>>17922193
>getting mad about shit you made up

>>17918952
tubgirl approves of this ad.

>>17920615
It's Finnish though...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7N1HUbusarY

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>>17923821
these people can only be met with violent force to stop them. they have to be killed.

>>17917339
those greeks sure were crafty with their chicken gyros.

https://youtu.be/pqDyrI7HVRM?t=3

>>17916955
fuck i hate women, just cut to the chase and film yourself nude doing this hit, stop insulting everyones intelligence by doing this shit.

>>17917047
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>>17926015
why are you so gay?

>>17926029
i just dont like having my intelligence insulted

https://youtu.be/sEgglag5miw?t=20

>>17926042
this is why I wish consumer grade EMP guns were invented
i hate niggercattle that think they are big shit just because they have a camera that gives them a digital lynch mob. you take/break their phone and they instantly cry and run like the cowardly cunts they are.

>>17926042
qrd?

Based parsnip appreciator.

>>17926066
Employee pissed by being filmed by Bitchy Uber driver.
Added link, cause?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13WuEgX00ec

>>17921882
Theres like 10 ingredients and half of them are just different types of lentil that they probably have giant bags or jars of. Thats nothing compared to some curries. Or a Mexican mole for that matter.

>>17926140
I can't believe the manager still wants to serve him after he grabbed one of his employees like that wtf

>>17926234
some wagies would literally sell their mother organs if it meant getting an upper hand in the rat race

Parsnip Bacon: 1-2 parsnips peeled and sliced with peeler 2 tbs soysauce 2 tbs olive oil 1 tbs liquid smoke 1 tbs pure maple syrup Pinch of paprika Pinch of garlic powder Black pepper to taste

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>>17923463
Here's another method.

>>17926554
what are the chances you dont end up covering your back in rabbit shit and guts?

>>17923821
*Klaus Schwab liked this post*

>>17922216
Jesus fucking Christ.
How about spending two minutes on Youtube learning how to use a knife before you venture into your cooking video career?

>>17926879
Literally me.

>>17926042
Do they really allow nails like that in what is technically a "kitchen"?
It's not hygienic.

>>17922047
>cilantro
you mean Coriander cunt?
but yes your are correct that is an ungodly amount.

>>17923811
finland is just a joke germany plays on the rest of the world.

>>17920515
Jewish hands typed this post

>>17927035
no, coriander is the seed you ignorant twat.

>>17927043
Germany wishes it was more like Finland

>>17927060
>no, coriander is the seed you ignorant twat.
>Coriander is an herb that's commonly used to flavor international dishes. It comes from the Coriandrum sativum plant and is related to parsley, carrots, and celery. In the United States, Coriandrum sativum seeds are called coriander, while its leaves are called cilantro.

0 IQ brain dead dumb fuck schizo american spotted.

>>17918952
Like Americans eat curry.

Reauesting the Webm of the blonde whore making an ""old fashioned"" in a tom Collins glass
Still looking

>>17927494
Uhh is this what my fellow white people do at sporting events cause last time I went to a chiefs game it wasn't near this faggy

>>17921902
>Adds butter and oil
Jesus

>>17927706
Girls these days can't even burn spaghetti properly.

>>17926066
Going off the video comments, worker and woman filming know eachother, woman filming was making fun of the worker for working at mcdonalds then just edited out so the video only had the part where the worker was fed up and cussing while she was conviniently calm.
>>17926886
Its a mcdonalds, no idea if that isnt allowed but i dont think anyone gives enough of a shit to police it if it isnt

>>17928013
do niggers really?

>>17916945
I support Big Parsnip™®

>>17916997
>make beautiful, fresh ricotta
>blend it with butter and sugar for no fucking reason

>>17916964
>it'll break down due to hydrolysis
Retard

>>17926649
Timing

>>17928038
yes, they actually wash meat in the sink.
i guess if you are literally a slave or poor as dirt any meat you get will be disgusting and honestly washing it would probably improve it.
they buy chicken from a store in a sealed package and then chuck the meat in the sink and wash it thoroughly with water and then dry it and then cook it.
any person that does this needs to be lined up and shot. they are too stupid to exist on this earth.

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>>17919034
Is there anybody on this board who isn't an incel faggot?
All these butthurt reactions to a girl acting sexy. Its really sad how much female sexuality triggers incel losers.

>>17916945
>Fully Spiralized Parsnip

>>17928106
what a hot minute
isn't the entire point of cooking that the heat kills all of the bacteria anyway? don't basketball americans know how fire works?

>>17928115
oh the irony

>>17917705
What happens in a person's head to make them dance? How sad to need to ask.

>>17927568
nah man the little grill we used to use at games before covid always took forever to light. so by the time the button finally sparked it the lid would blow off. fun shit

>>17921597
>>17923821
how much protein?

>>17928119
>isn't the entire point of cooking that the heat kills all of the bacteria anyway?
yes
>don't basketball americans know how fire works?
no

>>17927494
>grilling for 1

>>17928081
is this supposed to be lowcarb? because parsnips are literally weird tasting potatoes.

>>17916945
ok
what do I do with 50ft of parsnip?

>>17928194
cram it up your ass hole

>>17928060
>blend it with butter and sugar for no fucking reason
butter, sugar, and salt make things taste good

Big Parsnip content is honestly better than the same usual Jack webms or that swedish guy

>>17921386
This dude fucking died, show some respect

>>17926649
It's also a nice way to show your friends how to gut a rabbit.

>>17927494
George's Foreskin grill.

>>17927096
>Coriandrum sativum seeds are called coriander, while its leaves are called cilantro.

what's your point? are you agreeing with him?

>>17920515
>union bullshit
100% sure it was a demo showcasing the fine control for an industrial machinery corp.

>>17928106
my dads an honorary nigger and I never let him touch a kitchen again after seeing him wash a burger in the sink

>>17927096
actual fucking retard

>>17928887
>wash a burger

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>>17929030
this looks erotic

>>17926554
I will never not laugh hysterically at this picture

>>17922047
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>>17928929
It doesn't matter because anyone who doesn't like copious amounts of cilantro is a genelet

>>17927494
>california license plate
yes that tracks

>>17916955
women are such faggots

>>17922193
Outdoor cooking is not the same as your survival "reality" TV.
Go home and drink your piss, mutt!

>>17930502
wtf I thought boneless wings were just grown from different chickens

>>17926879
My Boyfriend's kitchen
>I think you can tell I don't cook very often.
>Because my boyfriend dominates the kitchen.

>>17916945
>enjoy
t-thanks

>>17926054
is this "What poor people in every country eat"?

>>17927494
SamTheCookingGuy is awesome

>>17930529
Why is Anthony Cumia working in a sausage factory?

>>17920581
>>17920615
No need for extra emotion when you already have the satisfaction and knowledge that you can get it done once, and get it done right.

>>17930506
Most boneless wings are just breast meat

>>17922206
God damn, that is impressive.

>>17918967
kek my thoughts exactly.

>>17926029
>random twiglet acting like an autistic freak in a weird shirt she probably cannot even raise her arms in
>you are gay if not attracted to this
god i hate coomers.

>>17926054
bulshit

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>>17934412
why does this garbage exist?

>>17934433
>The unbroken yolk causes the drink to bear a texture similar to that of an oyster. The concoction has been referred to as a traditional cure for hangovers, and has appeared in media for decades.

>>17922171
aw fuck, i was one of the ones criticizing that

the MIXING

>>17928060
ricotta is made from whey, cooklet

>>17928038
>>17928106
It was a tiktok meme challenge thing.

>>17917339
>tfw no gyroscope grill
Seems retarded, but still very impressive.

>>17935136
Isle of dogs was a good movie, I remember watching it on a flight

>>17917049
>4 drops of vanilla extract
Adds about 8

>>17917031
>"gradually"
>dumps a big amount twice
ppl like this are writing recipes and cookbooks

>>17916951
Why would you make this?

>>17931185
going by the amounts of meat, yes

>>17917705
>haha, I'm pretty and proud of it, this will be funny and get me lots of positive attention
Its not that complicated.

what's the deal with parsnips

>>17917004
Pretty good looking

>>17927688
>Sorry, was the meatball too spicy?

>>17935843
Have garden
Have Still
Have Time

https://youtu.be/-gYF27iWh-s?t=48

>>17935913
i have a broken rice cooker of about the same make. how difficult would it be to hotwire the keep warm circuit?

>>17936084
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_97e4h8UJg

>>17936116
tanks anon.

>>17916960
might be interesting

>>17934894

>>17936116
>almost finish :)
You're telling me I have to edge? God damnit

>>17923480
kek

>>17932176
So, a ratatouille but with unconventional cuts

>>17929339
I don't have that gene at all, cilantro tastes pretty good, doesn't mean it should be piled upon shit like it's gods gift to greens, it has a decently distinct flavor, it's not just iceberg lettuce, it can easily overwhelm an entire dish like arugula.