/ck/ - Food & Cooking

nature

>>17910367
to shove up your ass

>>17910367
to be eaten (by me)

>>17910367
it's literally made for Indian cuisine

>>17910367
so that Italians and Turks can make disgusting vegetarian dishes with it that have an awful rubbery texture

>>17910367
it's for expert crammers.

>>17910426
delicious!

>>17910367
>Why does this thing exist?
It exists so it can soak up the bacon fat I fry it in and be delicious.

>>17910426
>awful rubbery

slice it thickly long-ways - salt it well and let it sit for 30 min - then flour it, dip in egg mixed with water, and then breadcrumbs or panko - let the breaded eggplant slices rest or even chill in the freezer - then fry.

It should be crisp on the outside - creamy on the inside.

Eggplant is just a nice alternative vegetable for fussy people who won't eat meat and a good change of pace as well.

>>17910415
I need to try this.

>>17910367
>Why does this thing exist?
So that I can cut it into slices, fry it and spread it with honey (and maybe eat it)

For baba ghanoush and chowders

>>17910367
I can eat these fried bastards by the bucketful
just make sure to douse them in tomato, garlic and cilantro and/or get some taste
>captcha: Y4KYS
you know what to do

>>17911123
>cilantro

ew

>>17910367
It's delicious.

>>17910367
An understandable question, young grasshopper.
Until you have experienced ...

>>17910367
To annoy your neighbors with when you grow too many
>also zucchini

>>17910367
breeding

>>17910388
> to be eaten (by me)
Before or after >>17910382 shoves them up his ass?

I have a video of an asian homely girl shoving an eggplant up her vag. Its hot as hell.

eggplant?

>>17911407
difference is i would eat the shit out of my neighbors zucchini and i would reject the eggplant

>>17910367
so we don't need a dick emoji, which would offend the delicate seppoes

>>17910367
to make baba ganush, nasu dengaku and eggplant parmigiana

baingan bharta - or you can grill/roast slices of eggplant then chop and add it to pretty much any kind of curry.

>>17910367
goes pretty good in pasta i think

Only the most advanced cramming enthusiasts know how to properly utilize such an exquisite food item for maximum pleasure.

>>17910367
>They will never know the taste of the humble eggplant, cooked over open flame or grill, mixed with sunflower oil and onions, and topped with delicious ripe tomatoes

>>17912449
I had delicious alla norma in sicily but I have no idea how they made the eggplant pieces, absolutely insanely good flavor that I never would have epected to come out of an eggplant

>>17910367
rabbits need food.

>>17910367
eggplants are kino and your a tastelet

Aubergine
They are great for doing a moussaka.

Everytime I try and roast one for babaganoush it's bitter as fuck. Are all the eggplants just trash where I live?

>>17913372
I'm thinking you're the trash where you live.

>>17913372
let it soak in brine and dry off the water

>>17910367
because people wanted something more foamy-rubber than tofu but with worse taste.

>>17910367
>BILL NYE THE CRAMMING GUY
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