/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I hope you are sharing these

>>17910326
Report submitted!

not bad. not great, but also not bad

>>17910338
Your not going tell my mom are you?
I'm her good boy.

>>17910326
>the heat distribution on the grill
Fucking pleb.

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>>17910326
I like to take one right off the grill and shove it up my ass and stimulate my prostate until I cum.

>>17910615
Count me in too

>>17910615

>>17910326
The black ones make my mouth water

>>17910438
Fpbp

>>17910659
Especially when they squirt hot juice out

>>17910326
You should put the coals on one side of the grill so you can have a hot side and cold side.

>>17910326
>Not boiling them in beer with an onion and only quickly finishing them on the grill

NGMI

>>17910326
I like brats but...
cook and
cook and cook and cook and cook and cook and
cook and
cook and
still raw inside.

How are you fixing them OP? What sides you got?

>>17910326
why you gotta say it so sexual? why do i have ro be a good boy if i want a brat? you gonna make me open wide for a big mouthful of brat? bro its weird...

>>17911605
Baked beans+ potato salad.
I'm getting a rack of st. Louis ribs going in the morning

>>17911617

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>>17911601
precook them dumbass. Simmer them in flavored shit until cooked then grill them to color the skins with grill marks and smoke

>>17911605
Dont miss my rib post 2morrow it's been well established on here my ribs r best.

>>17911640
Why would I want ruin them?

>>17911601
Low n slow cunt

>>17910336
I'm op and these are all for my own clown fat ass.

>>17911691
That's not very nice your out!

>>17911786
is there a reason for this picture? a good one, not some stupid shit?

>>17911691
Why do you go on internet+ call people names you dont know?

>>17911791
Is this your web site?
Do I need ask your permission to post things?
Sorry nobody told me you were in charge
.You must be a very important person.

>>17911601
Boil them for 7-8 minutes at a rolling boil, drain, rinse them off (they get this weird nasty foam on them while boiling
Put a bit of oil on outside and fry or grill until they are perfect

>>17911640
>Simmer them in flavored shit
Plain water is fine, flavored shit does nothing because the sausage skin won't allow flavor to permeate meat
>>17911663
>Why would I want ruin them?
IT doesn't
Sausages have skin, so they cook in their own skin regardless of heat source
How you cook them really only affects outside, so you start them in oiling water so they will cook through quickly without burning, then finish in frying pan or on grill to get outside nice and brown
It's similar to sous vide, except faster and you eat the bag

>>17910615

>>17911808
Will try it this better not b a trick

>>17910615
You don't necessarily need something in your ass to stimulate your prostate.
Common misconception, it's pretty easy to get prostate orgasms without stimulating your ass with a toy.

There is this little web series called "Mindgasm". Everything beyond lesson 3 is paywalled, but the first three lessons are more than enough to reach powerful sensations.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pSzsx3NwIs

Basically, handsfree prostate orgasms work by isolating and straining specific muscles around your prostate.
Doing this will directly stimulate your prostate with your bodyparts inside of you.
You want to do pelvic exercises to define and isolate smaller muscles, rather than a larger muscle group.
The two most important muscles to work on are the "pinch a loaf" muscle, and "stop peeing" muscle. Usually, for the untrained, both muscles move together.
Try to seperate them by straining them in isolation. If you've become good at straining the muscles, you can start exhausting them.
An exhausted muscle will start shivering uncontrollably, which will bring powerful vibrations towards your prostate.

In my experience, it takes about a month's worth of practice to reach your first handsfree prostate orgasm. But the way to the prostate orgasm is also very pleasurable.
Hopefully this was enough to dissuade you from shoving sausages up your ass, considering the dangers associated with that act.

>>17911601
Cook them in 78°c water for 1-2 minutes per mm diameter.

>>17910326
damn brats... seducing an adult...

>>17910326
>cancer fumes

>>17910326
Those brats need rape correction

>>17913326
Good boys dont do that

>>17910326
thats not how you spell Bratwurst you smelly mutt

>>17911601
If you're grilling, use indirect heat and just keep turning until they stop sputtering

*makes hot dogs obsolete*

>>17913369
cope why take the time to say wurst when you can just say brat and everyone knows you mean bratwurst

>>17915384
the braten in bratwurst translates to roast, both noun and verb. keep bastardising my language and I will do the same with yours.

>>17915376
For fags maybe

>>17915635
do you even cook your brats in beer?

>>17915945
gravy

>>17910326
Those better be beer battered.

>>17915635
snausages

>>17915635
That's wrong. Brat comes from Brät which is the German term for sausage mass/meat.

>>17915945
>>17917920
>grill meat isn't good unless you boil it in beer for a hour first
then it isn't good for grilling

>>17910326
johnsonville brats fucking suck. i keep buying them because they're always on sale.