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>me when the waitress asks if 7up is okay instead of mellow yellow

>> No.17907678

>me when my dad is drunk and starts yelling at the waitresses

>> No.17907697

>>17907672
>me when the fat fucks at the table order anything but water

>> No.17907711

>me when the diner begins rationing jam
I DON'T WANT TO DECLARE BEFORE I GET MY TOAST WHAT FLAVOR OF FUCKING JAM I WANT

>> No.17907744
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>Sorry sir, we only carry Coke products here

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>waitress asks if 7up is okay instead of Sprite
Yes, it’s even better :)

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>>17907672
>me when the waitress asks if everything is OK, but then realizes I'm just struggling to be out in public. She then tells me to take my time and that everything is gonna be OK. She sits next to me and shows me a couple of menu items she thinks I'll like, which I pick. She giggles as I clap my hands to celebrate making my order. At the end of the meal, she smiles at me and I clap my hands again. My counsellor pays the bill and I make one last eye contact with her as he leads me out of the restaurant

>> No.17908436

>>17908241
You're in there, anon.

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>>17907711
Peach for me

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>>17907672
>we don't have diet coke, is diet pepsi okay?
Is monopoly money okay?

>> No.17908450

>>17908241
They actually do this at some hot pot restaurants I've been to in China. If you go alone, a female waitress will be assigned to sit with you.

>> No.17908466

>>17908450
>If you go alone, a female waitress will be assigned to sit with you.
do they hire cute hot ones? can you talk with them? which restaurants?
>brb buying a ticket to china

>> No.17908762

>>17907672
>when he orders dessert in a cup at dinner
lmao fucking ick

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>>17908241
I know this book

>> No.17909092

>>17907678
She spilled my coffee...

>> No.17909167

>>17908241
>inb4 anon stalks her and brings her a big sip full of beans.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPUrppWfZZ8

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>>17907672
>mellow yellow
I've never heard of a restaurant carrying Mellow Yellow.
What on Earth ever gave you the impression you could order Mellow Yellow?

>> No.17909259

>>17909237
>What on Earth ever gave you the impression you could order Mellow Yellow?
This. It'll be a rare day to see MtDew or Mello Yello offered.
I feel special to get a pitcher of root beer in a pizza restaurant, nowadays, let alone a pitcher of soda.