/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17903234
Posting WEBMs should be a bannable offense. Why post something that isn’t viewable on all devices??? Especially, when the device is Apple. Your primitive webm bullshit is so annoying. How outdated are they? It doesn’t even give me the option to view this crap. Androids and PCs are pathetic and it’s a mystery to me why you “people” even buy them. Must be a low IQ rural and suburban thing.

>>17903234
What a spectacular waste of food lol

>1 hour cooktime
That salmon is done being cooked at 20 minutes.
>pineapple on top because
This does nothing
>pineapple salsa with cucumbers and nothing is cut appropriately
Lel

>>17903234
>>17903241
>>17903246
>>17903250
Gross

>>17903328
Hello black man, here is some of your authentic ethnic food.

>>17903323
>This does nothing
The bromelain protease enzyme from the pineapple does do something but I don't see much of a point doing that for salmon

>>17903234
Oh wow teriyaki + cilantro and unripe pineapple. Sounds delicious. These WebM threads are always disgusting, but make me laugh.

>>17903328
Pre-packaged food eatin' motherfucker

>>17903359

>>17903327
The heat from the cutting board cooks the chicken

>>17903241
Imagine being a human and being forced to watch as your body gets butchered while you're just a living head

>>17903419
This is a though of a great man.

>>17903302
Lmao nice walled garden fags, let me know when you get webm support in like 5 years

>>17903419
Liberal

>>17903468
The true troglodyte is you responding to old pasta.

>>17903503
This is the only decent webm so far. Parsnip tastes like shit so you need heaps of seasoning to offset the taste.

>>17903478
How does he get in?

yeah a decent webm...
literally just a roasted vegetable......
where do they come up with these amazing recipes............

>>17903507
Why not just eat something that tastes good?

>>17903234
>vegetable oil
into the trash

>>17903241
fuck at least kill it first you subhuman bugpeople

>>17903241
Why do they do this shit? Do they find it amusing or something?

>>17903497
No actually you got owned bro, I owned you and now you're coping like you do. We're all laughing at you btw, all us anons agree with me and think you got owned. Don't reply to me again btw.

>>17903539
>plant milk
didn't know plants had nipples

>>17903531
I assume it tastes better

>>17903515

>>17903302
VLC

>>17903563
Or the hard way

>>17903532
>No actually you got owned bro, I owned you and now you're coping like you do. We're all laughing at you btw, all us anons agree with me and think you got owned. Don't reply to me again btw.

>>17903503
>>17903560
annoys me that they mixed up the parsnips on the baking pan which inevitably results in spillage and is more cleanup than a stainless steel bowl. i also don't understand this fetish for unevenly mixed coatings

these are for babies

>>17903363
Get the fuck up out of here. "Japanese pizza," give me a break.

モーズ、トマト、サラミ、コーン、ムシュルーム、チーズ、チカゴ風ピザ。 I'm fucking dying inside. That's not a thing.

>>17903589
Dude gross that kid just licked the car. What the fuck is wrong with children? Jesus.

>>17903510
He hatched there. The eggs are his own. When he dies, the first egg to hatch will release his son to take his place. Thus, the cycle continues ad infinitum.

>>17903622

>>17903419
>Imagine being a human

>>17903333
Fucking sick quads, anon

>>17903673
god dammit nooooooooo

>>17903419
>>17903526
>>17903531
its just a fucking squid.
>dood how could you step on a roach in front of another one, like dood imagine if someone crushed your brother right in front of you
>just behave the way I want so my little sheltered feelings wont get rustled
go outside in nature. it doesnt bother the chef or the people around him because they handle live fish everyday, they arent sheltered, spineless, redditors.

>>17903526
>>17903241
>>17903419
>>17903531

동물의 고통은 맛을 향상시킵니다.

>>17903701
>>17903691
Not sure about squid, but octopuses are one of the most intelligent animals there are, up there with chimps and dolphins. They've been shown to be able to recognize themselves in the mirror and solve puzzles that demonstrate abstract reasoning skills. They're more human than chinks and gooks as far as I'm concerned.

>>17903709
It's a shame that octopus had to be made out of such great seafood.

>>17903678
wtf is wrong with him

>>17903687

>>17903709
This is true: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cephalopod_intelligence

I'm not crying over a squid, but it kind of sucks seeing an octopus boiled alive: >>17903701

Octopods are capable of using tools, complex problem solving (at least for animals), they decorate their lairs with shells, have unusually high spatial awareness for animals, etc.

I'm not saying don't eat meat or seafood obviously, I just don't think it's cool to kill octopods for the same reasons we don't eat monkeys or dogs.

>>17903722
Wait....... you DON'T have spaghetti scissors?

I find a regular pair of Fiskars works pretty well. I prefer it over all the name-brand spaghetti scissors. No need to buy a fancy pair for branding.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9cUtOJDd1w

>>17903727
>Captive cephalopods have also been known to climb out of their tanks, maneuver a distance of the lab floor, enter another aquarium to feed on the crabs, and return to their own aquariums

>>17903234
>1 hour

>>17903748

>>17903753
How else will you get your pineapple to 165 degree all the way through?

>>17903754
Cute, it's hitching a ride. I'm a fairly active scuba diver and have seen a half dozen "day octopuses" in the Pacific. I've had some... moments... with them. They are definitely looking at you in a way that regular dumbass fish are not.

章魚沒有感情。它們的存在只是作為我們的食物。

>>17903725
fffff

>>17903754
octopussy

>>17903754
I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.

>>17903790

>>17903816
this one actually seems pretty reasonable until they didn't deep fry them. i assume they added the the restof the spice mix off camera, the editor doesn't seem very good. i always hated those straight peelers but maybe i just never had a good one

>>17903698
this looks pretty damn good ngl

>>17903754

>>17903510
Got to sell all the eggs first

How fucking hard is it to kill an octopus with a knife?
Why not just give it a stab before butchering the poor fucker?

>>17903542
So it's ready in more time than in a pan.
Who makes this shit videos? there's got to be an incentive

>>17903503
>paying 3x the price for shittier, hipster carrots

>>17903722
cunt is too poor to afford chopsticks like a normal pasta enjoyer

>>17903701
>>17903709
>>17903727
I emotionally agree, this is so unnecessary.
But to play devil's advocate in terms of intelligence and social skills as an argument in the degree of respect to species etc, cephalopods don't have a name for humans, or hang humans to dry in the sun, or squeeze out-of-season lemon on humans in the comfort of a house.
XENOS EXTERMINATUS

>>17903722
American has to shovel noodles in his mouth so quickly that he doesn't have time to twist them around his fork

>>17903539
>plant milk
the mark of the faggot

>>17903754
you just know

>>17903363
That's going to be soggy inside because the bread wasn't parbaked first

>>17903478
Anyone have the vid of the chicken hatching out of an egg a guy cracked onto the a pan

>>17903539
I read it too fast and thought it said 'GARBAGE PIE.'

The less the better!

>>17903531
Seafood spoils almost instantly after being killed, unless frozen. So if you want fresh seafood that wasn't frozen, it gets killed moments before being served to you. You retarded vegan redditor faggot cuck

>>17903691
i can tell you are a really tough guy, an alpha male

>>17903241
it's actually pretty fucking nuts how cruel we are to sea creatures. I hope I don't have to be a sea creature in another life, certainly not one in some Asian country's waters

>>17904355
Then kill it instantly before it's getting served to you you subhuman uncivilised nigger monkey

>>17903234
how did the teriyaki sauce disappear like that

>>17903816
he wasted like 30% of the 'snips

>>17904493
>he says, after a course of foie gras and veal
The only thing I hate more than bleeding hearts are hypocritical bleeding hearts. Reddit is more your speed.

>>17904344
Seth is a Jew, isn't he

>>17904590
of course

>>17904587
I never had either of those things and even still, we don't chop the calf into pieces while its still living or boil it alive.
>reddit is more your speed
lmao I have been posting here since before you were born.

>>17904587
you will never, ever have sex and your phony macho tough guy performance does not fool anyone

>>17904672
Yeah, force feeding it for months BEFORE killing it is SO much more "ethical" or whatever nonsense you come up with to feel good.
>lmao I have been posting here since before you were born
Whatever you say. I seem to be taking time away from your animal rights campaigning.

>>17903590
A cat, right?

>>17904691
It's a rabbit, you fucking cityslicker

>>17903744
>Béchamel in a frying pan
Chaotic evil.

>>17903333
I worked with a Baker who did hard time. He said if you could "cook" in prison it could save you some serious assrape

>>17903241
he is gonna cook it right?

>>17903531
White people are the only race actually capable of empathy. It's a pretty foreign concept to the rest of the world.

>>17904689
>I seem to be taking time away from your animal rights campaigning.
kek you are the one having a fit about ducks or whatever, I was just saying its nuts how cruel humans are to sea creatures relative to other types of creatures, I wasn't making any broad sweeping condemnations. you launched into a little hissy fit about "hypocrites" so I bet youre a fucking chink. kys chink.

>>17904698
how is he doing it without the turkish sand?

>>17904698
He has to seat all of the dregs.

>>17903327
Wait, is this supposed to be an achievement in murrica? Maybe if he filleted the breasts perfectly, but even my gran could do this if she gave a shit.

>>17903302
This bait us better suited to g

>>17903880
He doesn't know

>>17904851
>Master chef
>Gordon Ramsey
Neither of these things are American you obsessed retard

>>17903507
That's why you coat them in honey

>>17903302
kill yourself normie faggot no one cares

>>17903363
>Japanese imitation of deep dish is the shell of a loaf of bread stuffed with cheese, deli meat and raw mushrooms
>also corn for some reason
Why are they like this?

>>17904863
Oh im sorry that your bong nigger is only known for screaming obscenities at retarded murricans who couldn't salt their food even if their life depended on it, wait, im not sorry, dilate.

>>17904863
It's clearly the american masterchef show.

>>17904759
That man has his hair tied back in a bun and his face looks like he caked it in foundation before the shoot.
There is no amount of cooking that could save him.

>>17903363
>pizza dot webm
>loaf of white bread slides into frame
NOPE
I'M OUT

>>17903691
This thinking aligns with low IQ brains.
>Bro, I'm too mentally challenged to change or think about subtle complexity. Opinions that differ from mine are all wrong and I can never concede anything at all.

>>17903799
Soulless asians.

>>17903548
>>17904142
plant milk is not new
almond milk is present in recipe at least as far back as the middle ages

>>17903722
he's sigma male

>>17903780
>章魚沒有感情。它們的存在只是作為我們的食物。
這就是為什麼你是次人的蟲子

>>17904761
>sashimi
>is he gonna cook it right?

>>17903332
looks good

>>17903548
is that shit?

>>17903250
This is a really odd way of making a cheese/white sauce. Most of the thickness should come from bringing the milk to the boil with the bare minimum of cornflour. Here it looks like almost all the thickness comes purely from stirring in a shitload of cornflour. No wonder he has to use a shitload of spice, it must be like eating dough.

>>17905584
meant for
>>17903246

>>17904876
Because they appear to be one of those content farms like Chef's Club or Scrumdiddlyumptious who do tons of dumb bullshit "recipes" like that

>>17903363
This is tempting to try but I suspect you're going to end up with undercooked filling and a shitload of fat pooling or soaked into the bottom.

>>17905597
Holy shit that looks delicious

>>17903673
So dry...

Also parsnip recipes so rarely tell you to either use young parsnips or to core them. So many people follow recipes like this and end up chewing on what's basically lumps of wood.

>>17905606

>>17905597
god is frowning on you but I would still like to try that

>>17905622
Disgusting plating.

>>17903359
I want it.

>>17903241
Damn, just throw it into the sink to die. Cant they just kill it before doing all these? Or do they think the torture makes it more tasty?

>>17905605
>>17905621
You can easily emulate that with a long sleeved shirt
Put the egg in the middle of the sleeve, put rubber bands to secure it in the middle and twirl it

>>17903302
Beagle browser on iPhone can play webms you pleb.

Tastier using beef dripping but still the best way of making them.

>>17905597
I appreciate the lingering final shot on the homogenized egg.

>>17903359
Seeing gross shit like this makes me thankful that I am allergic to dairy

>>17905699

>>17905597
>>17905710
Extreme cringe.
>tying an egg in a shirt sleeve for a TikTok video
Zoomers were a mistake.

>>17905716
This. We'd just put it in a sock and literally nobody cared enough to record it on video.

>>17903302
(You)

>>17905718
>>17905716

Is muslin cloth not a thing in America?

>>17905716

>>17903302

>>17905720
You see them from time to time, but most of our Arabic/Persian immigrants are Christian or secular.

>>17903302
it's to filter out the phoneposters

>>17904494
That's what the video you're crying about shows. Just because it keeps moving after being cut into pieces doesn't mean it's alive, you pathetic homosexual.

>>17904689
>Yeah, force feeding it for months BEFORE killing it is SO much more "ethical" or whatever nonsense you come up with to feel good.
Who are you quoting schizo? If you consider what theyre doing to the poor squid inhumane you can bet they also find other unethical practices abhorent.

>>17905731

>>17905731
Banjo

>>17905855
>one shake of salt
>3 grinds of pepper
I knew this dish tasted like shit. I understand that the meat is safer there so I'm not concerned about that but mettbrott has always looked like bland wet shit to me

>>17904672
>>17905693
>>17903526
>>17905150
Protip
The .webm is cropped to start right after the brain sac was removed. It's from this video (00:18):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqF9Yiyrci4
Another video showing the same thing (00:20):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1cff6HYMHE
You can see both of these cooks pull out the squid's brain (with a major nerve in tow) right before they start cutting it.
The squid will still keep moving despite its whole brain being removed. Even though it's dead, it's moving and you think it's alive.

You are all crying about nonsense because you're retards that don't understand basic shit.

>>17905879

>>17903359
Seeing that delicious cheese wasted on those shitty hot dogs and bland veggies makes me irrationally angry

>>17905917
This looks incredibly nice but... getting that cheese between the rings looks like it'd be incredibly hard once you've made 1-2

>>17905888
Yeah I made those WebMs...

>>17905709
>non white opinion
discarded

>>17905918
god thats so fucking grim
buyt then again i dip bread into pot noodles when im poorly so i can eat it easier

>>17905896
Metr is fucking great

>>17903419
Imagine being a soyboy faggot.

>>17903363
I was angry until they called Chicago style at the end

>>17905709
Yeah grapes fucking SUCK

>>17905888
Any opportunity to cry about le chinks is always welcome to these faggots. It's like that frog webm that actually has them turn out to be Japs instead.

>>17904698
solutions for problems that don't exist

>>17903302
Shit bait or you're unironically a butthurt android fanboy who thinks you cant view .webms on iPhone.

>>17903548
>Head cheese
I didn't know meat counted as milk.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Head_cheese
Imagine being such a manchild that you get angry over vegan alternatives existing.

>>17904812
The beer is already in the glasses and the heated table just makes it boil up.

>>17906398
it's not shit bait if it still gets retards like you to reply

>>17903302
Idek iphone user couldn't see WEBMs lmao

>>17904587
>Y-YOU MUST BE A HYPOCRITE DESPITE THERE BEING NO INDICATION ABOUT IT
leddit-tier arguments right there

>>17903722
He's based thats what

>>17903302

>>17906424
the heat from the sand cooks the coffee

>>17903241
It's the way it shakes and stiffens that makes people react with empathy.
It acts as though it has gone into traumatic shock.
If it didn't react in a noticeably familiar way like some lower animals people wouldn't care.

>>17906890
>breading and adding a ton of herbs/spices to gamey meat
I grew up with shallow-fried squirrel and rabbit. It has enough flavor that you don't need to add a ton of shit. Same with steak. Would you dump a ton of shit on steak? Steak should just be eaten rare with a little salt because you want to taste the meat.

>>17905709
cope

>>17903363
Now americans know how italians feel.

>>17904876
>also corn for some reason
To be fair, corn is one of those weird things a lot of other countries just toss on random dishes to make them seem more Western. I see it a lot when I watch vtubers. I'm always shocked when I see restaurants in Japan putting corn in fucking ramen.

>>17903332
armenia"

>>17905874
>casually adds 2k calories worth of vegetable oil
i'm beginning to wonder if the extreme pufa intake isn't the real reason why vegans end up so sickly

>>17903590
Cut the feet off for fucks sake

>>17905597
She touches the boiling water?????

>>17903399
kek

>>17904759
>The Bakers Buns are unleavened for another day
>the hell continues

>>17903691
>chef
he didn't cook anything, so he isn't a chef.
he's just a butcher.

I hate japanese "cuisine" so much, fuckling caveman tier eating shit raw.

>>17907484
>Chef de cuisine
>Chief of the kitchen
He's the chief, chief.

>>17907504
he still didn't cook anything,
ergo japanese food is all garbage

>>17907515
Your ancestors had trichinosis
ergo you cannot cook
Q.E.D

>>17903722
He's acting in a funny video for the Facebooks.

>>17905693
Noooo! You don't understand! Seafood starts to rot the second it's killed and even one second is enough to completely ruin its taste so you have to torture animals for flavor!

>>17906942
>Steak should just be eaten rare
Only subhumans eat meat rare.

>>17907440
It's a timelapse you retard

>>17905916
Wow

>>17903302
haha seethe harder buddy
try buying a real phone next time, not a status symbol to help you simp for california whore girls, and you'll be amazed at the things it lets you do without a problem

>>17907629
No it's not you dumb fucking heeb

>>17905622
This one's really tough. I think it's onto something with the cup cutout and the egg, but then he takes it in the most boring direction possible. I thought this was going to be something like a lazy man's scotch egg.

>>17907895
So JUICY!

>>17903510
He goes in first. Then they deliver enough eggs to box him in. He can't leave until he cooks his way out

>>17904155
kek

>>17903250
What's the broccoli for?

>>17908045
Eating.

seattlefag here, please nuke me to erase this salmon plank meme off the face of the earth pronto

>>17905703
they should call that ligma pudding haha

>>17906739
I just prefer my food to be dead before I eat it

>>17903241
Fucking ridiculous.

>>17903302
Did you get lost? This isn't /g/. But you're also an Apple user so I can't expect too much

>>17908709
That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons even death may die.

>>17903691
Being unnecessarily cruel is not a characteristic of someone who is in control of their life. Go eat some live fish, bugman

>>17908728
To live is to meme, to die is to sneed

>>17904698
That's an impressive piece of engineering, but not that useful.

>>17903302
Imagine posting this and thinking you wouldn't get torched

>>17908759
I could see it being a thing at University bars - have 2 taps each of cheap swill A and cheap swill B hooked up, and keep those pints and pitchers filling while pouring and mixing other drinks - it would require an extra server, but if you're killing a keg at ~$5/pint a few nights a week (cheap pint night and cheap pitcher night), that extra hand should be making way more money than the 3 pints per hour it's costing.

>>17907312
But I'm just dismissive of it, not irrationally angry.

>>17903884
No one here buys parsnips you either grow them for yourself or just don't eat them

>>17908759
>>17906373

They're used for quick pouring in sports arenas where you have to serve hundreds in a few minutes. Beats having inexperienced staff serving beer with 4+ inches of head. Until you put pressure on the bottom of the cup in the wrong place or put it on a bumpy surface that pushed up the valve and the beer pours out the bottom.

>>17903302
I use Apple devices, but mobilefags deserve everything they get.

>>17903241
after the head has been removed, does it still have the capacity to bite? Particularly when its at the stage of death where its standing on its tentacles. Reason I'm asking is because it seems like masturbating with its head at this moment in particular would be quite the experience.

>>17903884
>hipster carrots

Is this another food like lamb which for some reason is really rare and "luxury" in America, but common as fuck everywhere else?

>>17908930
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you: Godking of the Bugmen.

>>17908910
>Beats having inexperienced staff serving beer with 4+ inches of head
But it takes like a minute and a half to teach someone how to avoid that.

>>17908952
The other dude not even getting a sip of his beer before he's dragged off is one of the most devastating endings in cinema.

>>17903302
Do you not have a PC?
Mobilefags get what they deserve.

>>17908787
it's bait pasta

>>17905710
ruined by horrendous peel

>>17905315
absolute horrendous chinese usage
screams google translate was use

>>17903880
It takes more than 10 mins for the water just to come to a boil. Why is it that you are so angry? Did you get touched as a child?

>>17907406
Why? Faggot.

>>17903363
>Chicago pizza
>no gunshots in the background

>>17903526
>fucking at least kill it first before you kill it
>Also you're not allowed to harm it in any way in order to kill it
Fuck off retard.

>>17903302
Please don't throw your fishing pole into the water. That's littering

>>17905709
>allergic to dairy
No ones allergic to dairy faggot just eat until you build up tolerance like the rest of the world

>>17905896
that cheese roll at the beginning is from Lidl lmao
They put them between milk-based snacks and cheese so I didn't notice it was cheese, bought it expecting something sweet and got confused

>>17906408
It's not an alternative though, milk by definition has to come from an animal.

>>17906942
I agree, fellow manly man.

>>17906408
objectively worse imitation =/= alternative

>>17906424
This is bait right?

>>17903333
it's the little dance at the end that always kills me
:chiefs kiss:

>>17903727
>using tools, complex problem solving (at least for animals), they decorate their lairs with shells, have unusually high spatial awareness for animals, etc.
well don't read the wiki page about birds lol

>>17905597
lynchian

>>17910612
I think they have the same at Aldi; it's pretty good actually for what it is

>>17903363
as horrid as the original
based japs calling out deep shit pizza for the abomination it really is

>>17903750
I hope they learn to trrow hot oil/water at the humans

>>17903750
>each sucker has it's own autonomous sensory block of nerves acting like a small brain on its own
>tentacles have the same distribution of "braincells" and nerve comunication as the brain itself
poor creature is experiencing pain levels impossible to conceive for the human mind

>>17905906
They.re german sausages, not shitty hot dogs.

>>17903560
>>17903503
parsnips are garbage. possibly the worst vegetable

>>17904781
see where that brought you now cumskin cuck

>>17907573
you forgot your soijack faggot

>>17903359
As a Canadian my greatest wish is to be wealthy enough to one day own that much cheese

>>17911985

>>17905888
>because you're retards that don't understand basic shit.
or maybe they don't know the brain sac was removed because the video was edited, you retarded fucking faggot CHINK

>>17906257
>t. chink
kys chink. go back to china. CHINK!

>>17903359
Do Americans really?

>>17903363
>Chicago Pizza
I mean, he's not wrong.

>>17906942
Never heard of chicken fried steak, jackass??

>>17903302
I use Apple and I would seriously suggest that you kill yourself.

>>17903363
The Japanese are true innovators
They found a way to make Chicago "pizza" even more retarded

>>17903727
>Octopods
Octopuses

>>17912439
So they're just drooling retards that take everything they see online at face value? Thanks fag, you just proved my point.

>>17912677
>>17903727
>Octopods
>Octopuses*
I believe the plural is octopussy.

>>17910622
Your dictionary is so old it will turn to dust if touched by sunlight. Milk has been a word for opaque white liquids for a very long time.

>>17903327
>Keeps peeking out under the blindfold
This is supposed to be impressive?

>>17912697
I thought it was Thunderball.

>>17903234
>doesn't even show the end product
garbage thread
0/10

>>17910622
>milk of magnesia

>>17905902
>how to get cancer
the inside of cans are lined with plastic

>>17903354
This is just pepperoni roles with extra steps
Looks good though

>>17903754
BUT WHEN I DO IT

>>17909621
in what world does it take more than a couple minutes to boil water

>>17912777
wow you've never cooked for more than one person have you lmao

>>17903234
I stopped watching when he pulled out the pineapple.

>>17903750
Why do asians love to torture animals?

>>17912805
ill boil you alive

>>17911118
>poor creature is experiencing pain levels impossible to conceive for the human mind
Without Sapience it doesn't even reach the same dimension of pain that we feel

>>17903673
Why always fucking parsnips?

>>17905622
I would eat this.

>>17905888
it's still alive you filthy fucking coon

>>17912828
it will take more than 2 minutes to boil that much water anon

>>17903589
SO YOU REALLY WANNA KNOW
SO YOU REALLY WANNA KNOW HOW I FREAK IT
DOUBLE HELIX

>>17903589
>When the prequel story puts the original in a new perspective

>>17903241
I dont think thats halal

>>17905888
christ gooks really are soulless

>>17905597
man made horrors beyond comprehension

>>17904587

>>17912021
>cant interpret messages without le ebin pictures

>>17908759
seems good at preventing head

>>17903816
>>17903725
>>17903673
>>17903503
Why not just use fucking potatoes

>>17903363
needs more mozarella

>>17912721
isnt that just a word for chemists like royal water or whatever that shits called for the acid.

>>17908952
>implying mystery meat zogbots wont find a way to fuck it up

>>17903698
lost all the juice+tasty spices by removing and then rinsing the meat like that

>>17909588
sorry for not eating cockroaches

>>17903622
>use an extra bowl
>less cleanup

What a pure parsnip-pilled thread, I kneel.

>>17906901
hot

>>17912684
actual idiot.

>>17910622
>coconut milk

>>17913663
Nobody pretends the coconut milk is an actual alternative to milk

>>17912713
Yeah until you start pretending that almond juice is an alternative for actual milk then you're just pulling the wool over peoples' eyes and it should be every moral person's goal to point out how retarded you sound

>>17913682
How does it feel to be such a manchild that you get angry when someone provides a vegan alternative to milk? Nobody is forcing you to buy it or drink it. No wait, lemme guess. Its da joos and Klaus Schwab who are planning to FORCE you to drink it and turn you gay or something.

>>17903333
Das some good food! MOOOOOOP DOOOP!

>>17913694
I know you're retarded because you're not even grasping the issue. I don't care if you want to drink almond juice or whatever, that's your problem. The issue is that you're pretending that it's a substitute for animal milk when in fact it's a wholly different product. You're passing off a cheap agribusiness marketing lie as a truth.

>>17912777
You really have never boiled water in your entire life have you? Jesus Christ you are pathetic, why are you on this board if you don't even cook?

JACK ATTACK

>>17913987
the context here is for a fucking cup of rice you retard.

>>17914202
Cool, and what form of cooking is used for making rice?

>>17913987
Maybe you just have a weak stove. Alternatively, an electric kettle can boil a litre of water in two minutes.

>>17911488
>1488
>this webm
what did you mean by this?