/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17899418
>but OP, Valentina!
it has preservatives in it. not a quality hot sauce. not aged. wrong vinegar ratio.
>but OP, Tapatio!
preservatives, they use out of date peppers, and age in plastic barrels
>but OP, Texas Pete!
NOT texan, preservatives and way too much vinegar

Meh, I prefer tapatio

>>17899427
filtered

>but tabasco doesn't have a garlic flav-
filtered

>not making your own hotsauce

>>17899418
The gallon jugs are plastic.

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>>17899511
>actually making your own hotsauce
Literally zero point unless you just enjoy the act of making a condiment.

>>17900885
your forced meme is ironically the literal soyboy reddit trash in this case. post on topic or fuck off.
>b-but I want to spam threads with my off topic forced meme trash
Fuck off.

>Fuck off.

>>17900913
You realize I can search for any topic and find some faggot forum discussing it? What the fuck relevance does that have? Some faggot does something, and you think that says something about the action, or the item?
All of those same faggots breathe air, do I stop breathing now because then I would be in the company of others breathing?
Why limit it to that? They all consume water, so do you. If I would rather not be in your company, stop drinking?

Bro your posts are fucking trash and your meme is shit. You have a folder full of pictures of men that you have saved. Good luck explaining that to someone why you saved likely hundreds of pictures of men like a faggot because you cared about what some other faggots did. You can post whatever and I won't stop you: but all of your posts are just shit and meaningless. I'm telling you to fuck off not because I'm upset but rather because it's like the lowest form of trolling and posting and I'd rather you did it elsewhere.

Go call 4chan a nazi on your twitter you big faggot.

>>17900913
>>17900885
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tabasco_sauce
Tabasco is older than the retarded whore of a mother who didn't abort your stupid pathetic ass. Your meme is shit and your parents are genetic fuckups. I don't care about your response, it's going to be more men from your faggot folder I'm sure.

Go cry about me on your snapchat you whoreborn faggot.

>>17900913
>>17900885
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_projection
>you're mad at my posts anon
No I'm mad that someone can't clean your fucking mental trash up you pathetic whoreson. I'm pissed off that your single mommy birthed a little retard that we don't have a mental institution for because of Reagan. I'm annoyed that you think projecting your obsession with faggot men on the board is an acceptable way to post on a board called /ck/ Food & Cooking when clearly you don't post fucking either.

What DO you post anon? You post faggots. You post faggots because you ARE a faggot and that's why you are afraid to enjoy anything they enjoy out of the secret fear that you would look in the mirror and find out you're a faggot.

But you already became one with the memes you posted. With the faggot attitude you have. By the time you even consider quoting this post or the others I made and then merely trying to insinuate that I am even slightly in the company of you faggots then your psychological projection will be complete and you, once more, will have made a fucking trash post. You will have made a trash post, accompanied by a picture of some faggot man you saved because you can't think, write, or argue like this.

You can't be creative in your insults, or vindictive in defense of your thoughts and tastes.
You can do what your shitty retard mother has trained you to do your entire life:
Act like an annoying, preening, bitching, IRRITATING FAGGOT.

Well guess what? They have an ENTIRE WEBSITE FOR SINGLE MOMMY KIDS LIKE YOU CALLED reddit.com
And it's time for you to fuck off there and discuss how epic your posts are.

>>17900913
>>17900885
also u suck faggot
captcha: y2g4y

>excuse, my dear waitress, but might I perchance take a gander at your hot sauce menu?
>...yes, "hot sauce menu." That is what I inquired about.
>You... don't... have one? Well, while that is truly disappointing for an establishment as esteemed as this, thankfully I always carry a choice selection of my rather vast collection with me at all times.
*loud SCRRRTCCHHing of velcro as a fanny pack is opened*
>Hmmm yes, let's see... Perhaps some "Napalm Diarrhea" for this meal? No, I think the garlicy twinge of "Captain McGoober's Ass-Ripping Lava Farter Sauce" would pair quite well with my entree. Or is it finally the day that "5 Alarm Anus Melting Hot Sauce" will make its debut...?
>Ah, the dilemmas of a connoisseur! Be that as it may; what are your IPA offerings, my sweet?

>>17901003
Wow thanks for another psychological projection-laden post from your faggot man folder you worthless piece of shit. I hope your mother dies violently and a dog eats your genitals.

>>17900949
>You realize I can search for any topic and find some faggot forum discussing it? What the fuck relevance does that have? Some faggot does something, and you think that says something about the action, or the item?

>All of those same faggots breathe air, do I stop breathing now because then I would be in the company of others breathing?

>Why limit it to that? They all consume water, so do you. If I would rather not be in your company, stop drinking?
>Bro your posts are fucking trash and your meme is shit. You have a folder full of pictures of men that you have saved. Good luck explaining that to someone why you saved likely hundreds of pictures of men like a faggot because you cared about what some other faggots did. You can post whatever and I won't stop you: but all of your posts are just shit and meaningless. I'm telling you to fuck off not because I'm upset but rather because it's like the lowest form of trolling and posting and I'd rather you did it elsewhere.

>Go call 4chan a nazi on your twitter you big faggot.

>>17901003
>>17900913
>>17900885
>>17901013
I hope your whole family dies. I hope you get AIDS. I hope you never post again. I hope you find out you have terminal cancer and then you get robbed. I hope you buy a new car and it gets crushed. I hope you take a piece of paper and put it on your dick and give yourself a papercut all the way down the length of your penis. I hope someone skins your cat. I hope you get a dog and it's run over. I hope you never enjoy anything again. I hope you eat shit and die.

>>17900949 #
>You realize I can search for any topic and find some faggot forum discussing it? What the fuck relevance does that have? Some faggot does something, and you think that says something about the action, or the item?

>All of those same faggots breathe air, do I stop breathing now because then I would be in the company of others breathing?

>Why limit it to that? They all consume water, so do you. If I would rather not be in your company, stop drinking?
>Bro your posts are fucking trash and your meme is shit. You have a folder full of pictures of men that you have saved. Good luck explaining that to someone why you saved likely hundreds of pictures of men like a faggot because you cared about what some other faggots did. You can post whatever and I won't stop you: but all of your posts are just shit and meaningless. I'm telling you to fuck off not because I'm upset but rather because it's like the lowest form of trolling and posting and I'd rather you did it elsewhere.

>Go call 4chan a nazi on your twitter you big faggot.

>>17901013
>>17901003
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>>17901018
I hope you get married and your wife is raped to death in front of your eyes. I hope every baby you ever hold dies. I hope you have your throat slit in your sleep but don't die from it and never talk again.

>>17901018
>>17901013
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>>17900913
I hope you go back to where you came from. I hope you never come here again. I hope you report all these posts but they don't mean shit because I'm just saying what I hope for. I hope you get shot in an alleyway. I hope you fall and break both legs. I hope someone decides to spit on you. I hope that you order a coffee and they forget your order and you run out of time for it. I hope that everything you buy is spoiled. I hope that your next flight crashes.

>>17901003
Always makes me laugh, thanks anon.

>>17901018
>>17901003
>>17900913
I hope you're really getting the picture by now. I hope you realize that your posts are hated. I hope you realize you are hated. I hope that everything you know and love is ripped from you in a single moment merely because you kind of annoyed me one time.

>>17901018
>>17901013
>>17901003
>>17900913
I really do hate that there always has to be some little faggot like you. Always some little faggot who has to ruin something which is decent and nice. Read my posts again anon. Have a good day, and I hope you watch your back.

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>>17901021
Most of all I hope you realize,
Lol, just kiddin'! You made some great jokes! No repercussions for that. :^)

>>17901021
>I hope you get married and your wife is raped to death in front of your eyes. I hope every baby you ever hold dies. I hope you have your throat slit in your sleep but don't die from it and never talk again.

>>17901040
>>17901039
Bro it was just a joke lmao. Don't you get it?

>>17901040
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>>17901018
>>17901013
>>17901003
>>17900913
>he fell for the copypasta

>>17899418
it only comes in MRE because it's cheap to produce. literally only salt, vinegar, and cayenne. it doesn't make it inherently better than any other kind of food out there. Also if I want to spice up something bland I would reach for something with more complex flavorings. it's literally useless for the way I use hot sauce.

>>17901040
>>17901018
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>>17900913
>he posted like 4 hot sauce copypastas
>didn't post "what's the matter, hothead?!"
Wasted and reddit confirmed

>>17901039
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>>17901021
What's the matter hothead?

>>17901102
You believe the spicy saUCe is your ally. I was molded by the sPIcy sAUce. Raised on it. When I was told the spicy sauce was the tool of those who looked down on me, I realized only one path remained.

This mask. I wear it because I enjoyed spicy sauces that were too spicey. Now, it permanently coats my mouth with icey. Neither iced, nor spiced, I exist in the realm between.

>SCIENCE: BELIEVED
>RENT: PAID
>TWITTTER SCREENSHOT THREAD: POSTED
>SOIJAK THREAD: REPORTED
>NETFLIX: CHILLED
>VASECTOMY: RECOVERING
>REDDIT: GILDED ANG GOLDED
>COMPUTER: MAC
>WIFE: BLACKED
>WALLS: EXPOSED BRICK
>NINTENDO SWITCH ONLINE EXPANSION PACK: PURCHASED
>T: LOW
>MEAT: IMPOSSIBLE
>MOUTH: AGAPE
>FACIAL HAIR: SCRAGGLY
>WATER: FLUORINATED
>DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATE: VOTED
>ANTIDEPRESSANTS: PRESCRIBED
>COOKIES: ACCEPTED
>LGBT: ALLIED
>GPS LOCATION: ON
>BLACK LIVES: MATTER
>SUBSCRIPTION IPA: SIPPING
>METROID DREAD: GOTY
>HOT SAUCE: HECKIN AQUIRED!!!!!!!!

Superior.

>>17901045
>don't get mad at me for writing horrible violent shit at a rando, it was a joke so it's okay

kill yourself. and if you complain im going too far, that is also a joke. nobody likes you nothing you do ever matters or benefits the world in any meaningful way, there are people more inherently deserving of the things you have than you, you deserve to die alone and no one will mourn you

>this thread
Umm op you have a call