/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Premium processed meat vs standard processed meat, whats the difference.

>>17895898
the % of pig anus

>>17895886
I thought they were pickled wieners at first... CURSE YOU DINO'S! CURSE YOUR CHINCHILLA! CURSE YOUR MOTHER IN LAW! CURSE YOU!

>>17895886
im going to enjoy photographing your kids naked

Idgaf what other people eat. I'm not spending my money on it.

>pork
>beechwood
That's about as American as my uncut dick.
If it was beef and almost literally any other wood besides beech, they'd be on to something.
In general, Americans don't eat pork hot dogs.
In general, Americans don't smoked with beechwood.

>>17895936
And what state do you live in?

>>17895886
imagine the salt

>>17895945
Cum drinking cum ville.

>>17895950
Not much actually

>>17895974
These dags are literally 2% salt. Not 2% of your daily intake, 2% by mass.

>>17895985
Each hot dog is 90g. Its got 2g of salt per 100g. So each hot dog doesn't even have 2g of salt in it

>>17895990
and you don't think that's a lot?

>>17895886
>Brooklyn style
Meaningless.

>>17895936
Wouldnt mind feeling your hot foreskin roll back in my mouth. Do you want me to use my mouth on your uncut cock?

Do you want to be milked?

>>17895990
Each dog's 90g, so it's got 1.8g of salt. These are some salty dawgs sir.

>>17895886
Can youboil the sealed jar in a pot of boiling water so the dogs are boiled in the salt water?

Also, pork dogs Brooklyn style? I thought they were all Jews in Brooklyn?

>>17896040
A decent number of Italians, still some English, Dutch and German. It's hard to tell the Jews and Italians apart in most places - they wind up looking and sounding the same, then they intermarry and have a bunch of blue eyed kids.

>>17896040
Why dont you just pour out the dogs with the brine into a pan and boil them? Also add some onions.

>>17896052
Not enough liquid to sustain boilage

>>17896056
Get a frying pan hot, put the dogs in, pour liquid over top. lid, and turn off heat. Got yourself some seared steamies - dog 'em up with grainy hot mustard and coleslaw. Yem yem yem.

>>17896056
Yes there is, i do it all the time, use a smaller pan

*mogs in German*

never really thought about it but jars are a way better way to store dogs than the platic shrink wrap they usually use

>>17895886
Were hotdogs meatn to be preserved in brine?

>>17896099
>6 stück
How do you get them out?

>>17896140

>>17896099
Those are awful. They taste of nothing

>>17896115
yes?
they all are?
what are you talking about

>>17896260
They taste just right if you have functional tastebuds.

You DO drink the water right?

>>17896894
Drink it? I bathe in it.

>>17895886
i had an urge for hotdogs recently and bought a jar of dino's. they were ok, i made some nice hotdogs. but i live by myself and i had far too many frankfurters left, and the jar said use within 4 days of opening. so i started adding them into everything to try and get through them. slicing them up in salads, adding bits of them to breakfasts, grating them over spaghetti. by the end of day 4 my poos smelt exactly the same as dino's jumbo hotdogs. it was unnerving how identical the aroma was. i haven't eaten any dino's since.

>>17895886
Why are bongs obsessed with canned/jarred hot dogs?

>>17897125
>bongs

www.Reddit.com

>>17897181
Did the mushy peas get to your head, snaggletooth?

Kneel.

>>17895886
I ate Herta franks for years, but now Aldi sell thebest ones imo.

>>17895936
pork belongs in frankfurters, you jew
I don't know how the beef industry and Jews convinced Americans that pork was a bad meat but they're disgusting, greedy "people" that will burn in hell

>>17896140
Kek, beat me to it

>>17897963
>made from mechanically separated chicken and pork

>>17897181
Cool url. From what I've seen you'd fit right in.

It's probably better than getting them packed in plastic but I have never seen canned or jarred sausage in the US except for Vienna sausage

>>17898360
>NOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST EAT PORK AND CHICKEN THAT HAVE BEEN RUN THROUGH A MACHINE!NOT A MACHINE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Big dogs gotta eat

>>17896159
why are you hanging out in the detention area from THX?

>>17897991
Wow. You're just both halves of a whole idiot, ain'tcha there, buddy?

>>17898654
Why is pork bad in a hot dog or sausage?

SPOILER: you won't have an answer that isn't "uhhh... B-because!"

>>17895985
>>17895950
>salt is... le bad!

>>17896159
Those don't look stuck at all.

>>17898783
You're 2% salt, and 53% fat, but you're 100% delicious!

>>17895886
what would a cute girls braps smell like if she ate a jar of these?

>>17899047
Like this guy>>17898783

>>17899029
You pull one out and they all get unstück

>>17895950

i dont think salt is usually on the mind when youre about to eat processed meat products

>>17895886
>yurotrash pickled sausages
Omg a delicious sovl delicacy, refined over 10,000 years!
>american pickled sausages
WTF do americans really??????????

>>17897991
Beef is more luxurious than pork, and always has been. Pork was widespread in europe because peasants weren’t allowed to raise cattle (which was reserved only for the aristocracy). By contrast, in the free world you could raise whatever animal you wanted. People decided they liked beef the best, so raised cattle.
You can get pork sausages, they’re cheaper than beef ones. But beef tastes better 99% of the time.
>b-but eating horse ears and cow eyes is my tradition!
This is your argument

>>17900006
Not that anon, but I find beef franks to be a bit offputting. I prefer pork or pork/chicken blend dogs myself.

>>17900016
Then good for you that the pork ones are a bit cheaper.

>>17899986
Meds. Now

>>17898752
You really are very, very dumb. Like... it's unreal how stupid you are. Please re-read the post and point out anywhere that Anon said or even implied that pork is bad, that beef is better or any other similar clause. I'll wait, as I know that with your limited intelligence, it might take a while to realise just how much of a retard you really are.

>>17895886
Just spent the morning naked outside my little sister's room farting under her door and spraying cat piss through the keyhole with a syringe. My mom's boyfriend is going to beat me again. Cat piss.

>>17900161
kys

>>17896001
No. A large egg or slice of bread has about 1/2 a gram of salt in it and noone bats an eye eating multiple if those, that would far outweigh 2g

>>17895886
Sloppa shaped perfectly for cramming.

>>17895950
The salt of the water cures the meat.

>>17895985
>These dags are literally 2% salt. Not 2% of your daily intake, 2% by mass.
Is this your first time looking at a nutrition label? 2% salt is pretty low for processed stuff.

>>17896140

>>17895898
What the fuck would non-processed meat be?
Taking a bite out of a living cow?
Dumbshit.

>>17900227
Cooklets and retards.
We got ‘em all here.

>>17900193
What are you eating? Even running some quick numbers (mass of sodium in serving size x 1.6 for mass of sodium chloride / mass of serving size) on some of the grossest things I eat, 1.5% was the max, and most were under 1%.