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Fuck you you honey mustard faggot. This is now a ranch appreciation thread.

>>17892779
Honey mustard is fucking delicious
ranch is absolute garbage

Big mistake calling ranch cringe boyo. I’m about to shit up your whole thread.

For me it's roast chicken with a green salad. With ranch of course.
Tendies are for children and sperglord

>>17892543
Cream gravy chads rise up. Honey mustard is acceptable.

>tendies with mustard

You just thought you were going to come in this cooking board, insult my dipping sauce of choice, insult my way of life. You thought wrong.

The most versatile sauce ever whipped together in a bowl, and yet you have the nerve to type “cringe” with your pudgy little fingers.

>>17892779
based

What's the difference between chicken fingers and chicken tenders?

>>17892779
>>17892783
>>17892784
>>17892794
>>17892814
Based ranch enjoyers, I personally enjoy honey mustard and BBQ as well but ranch is a top of the line dipping sauce. Can't eat carrots and celery with BBQ.

Do they make honey mustard Doritos? No? No.

>>17892783
I had ranch for the first time a few years ago (don't have it in my home country so didn't grow up with it). Was pretty good. Without getting into details, I was told that it was only good because it was made from Hidden Valley ranch mix, that other ranch mixes aren't nearly as good and that even the prepared Hidden Valley ranch isn't nearly as good as the mix. Idk how true any of that is, but what I do know was that it was good stuff and I don't understand the hate it gets here.

>>17892543
>cringe sauces like ranch
Make it from scratch and think if you still feel that way.

>>17892779
honey mustard SUCKS

>>17892820
>>17892839
> Can't eat carrots and celery with BBQ.
Based. The ranch tide is rising OP. I hope you can swim.

>>17892543
>cringe sauces like ranch
I'd like to see you say that shit to my face faggot.

>>17892824
There really isn't one. They just call them fingers on kids menus because it sounds more fun i guess.

I was content to live in peace. To live and let live. I felt no animus towards honey mustard or those who enjoy it. But then OP decided to waddle to his computer, clack out the letters C-R-I-N-G-E with fat paw of a hand, and make this post. I bet he chucked to himself as it did it. That’s where you fucked up OP. That was the line in the sand. This is your Pearl Harbor. RANCH CHADS, RISE

It goes on pizza
It goes with wings
You can dip fries in it
It goes with salad
It goes with TENDIES
If you get drunk enough or goes on your baked potato
It goes with veggie sticks
And like the crusaders of yore, it goes with God.

>>17892840
>cool ranch
>lame honey mustard
Also these days whenever I order honey for my mcnuggies they give me honey mustard. More of a nigger literacy issue but still.

I think it's time I mix honey mustard and ranch just to piss everyone off

So I hope you’re happy OP. Maybe you were looking forward to this thread. Maybe someone will see the high image count and click on it for curiosity. But all they will see are shit bing image searches of ranch. They will scroll and then move on, without a reply. But remember OP. It was not me who made your thread shit. It was your opinion.

>>17892843
its true, the fresh milk and mayo is just a better base then the shit they use for the prepared version. The prepared version is oily. When you make it fresh its a little more loose and seems fresh.

>>17892779
>>17892780
i mix them together and call it hranch and it’s just ok

RANCH
- milk
- sour cream
- mayo
How much? Idk like the same amount of mayo and sour cream, thin it out with milk
- crush some garlic in there
- parsley, dill, chives, pepper (all fresh obviously if you’re not a poorfag)
- squeeze some lemon in for pep
- most important secret: use chicken bouillon instead of salt. Season to perfection

Jar that shit and drown everything in it

Im just gonna leave this here.

>>17892840
No, but there are pringles. That's something.

>>17892543
Because they are purchased with good boy points obviously

>>17893081
It pales in comparison.

>>17892543
if you're not eating your tendies with cream gravy, you're doing it wrong and you're a retard

>>17893081
I just had elote Pringles and they were tits.

>>17892999
hrunchy munchtard

>>17892543
buffalo sauce is the only way
all others are for plebs

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>>17892888
You are above everyone in terms of intelligence ITT.

>>17892932
but enough about mayonnaise

>>17892543
I will bury you in the hidden valley faggot.

Tendies is the king and ranch is his queen. All other sauces are just slaves in the harem. Their offspring will not inherit the throne.

>>17892543
Bros finding good frozen tendies is easy enough, but of course I would like fries with my tendies. I still haven't found a frozen fry I really enjoy, suggestions?

>>17893821
Actual ranch from scratch is great. Bottled ranch is salty horse cooties.

hunny mussy!!!!

This fucking thread has made my night. God bless you ranch posters.

You don't have to believe me, I wouldn't expect you to, but I have a top percentile intelligence. I'm not just talking about IQ tests, I'm talking about: I'm maybe one out of 100,000 people on the planet who understands the latest developments in symbolic logic. My work involves developing a system of symbolic logic based around the qubit.

Do I love chicken tendies with honey mustard sauce? Of course, but I would not say they are my "chosen food". I don't even eat them every day. What I do eat everyday are mushrooms, legumes, oily fish, and leafy greens. I haven't eaten yet today, but in about an hour I'll prepare a half dozen cup mushrooms fried in butter, gallo pinto, and fried sardines.

>>17892840
step aside
superior snack coming through

>>17892824
most of the time nothing, but if we are being particular with our vocabulary chicken tenders should come from the tenderloin of the chicken while chicken fingers could come from any part(most likely cut up breast meat though)

Classic /ck/ thread

>>17893661
why? healthy mayonnaise discussions are the backbone of this board tbqh

This is what I like on mine

>50 replies
>0 mention of plum/sweet&sour sauce
for shame

*enters thread*

plum sauce bitch


*exits thread*

*stays in thread*

I usually go for Burger Sauce aka Big Mac sauce or some chilli sauce.

>>17894275
Fag

>>17892543
This post proves that Yankees could never into chicken tendies. White gravy blows whatever shitty sauce your trying to pedal out of the water.

>>17893821
Not a good ad, they just took the place of white gravy acting as if it’s an acceptable substitute. They even had the gall to leave the toast in, a staple of the southern tendie baskets.

>>17895603
> pedal
*peddle
Retard.

>>17892779
Ok, lemme open this bottle first.

>>17892543
>>17892779
BBQ is okay but is best used on other meats or on burgers.

Mustard should be reserved for hotdogs, sausages & corndogs

Chicken tendies are best with literally anything but mustard. Buttermilk Rank, Blackened Ranch, Sweet Chili Sauce, Chipotle Mayo, so many better options than Mustard lmao

>>17895603
your mom blows my white gravy

>>17892543
Tendies and bbq >

Buffalo > BBQ > Spicy Mayo >>>> Ranch >>>>>>>>> Honey mustard

Ranch is awseome. I just love it resembles semen. I love sucking cocks and drinking cum because I am gay.

>>17892843
Fun fact:
The mix was originally the only way Hidden Valley Ranch was sold, and you made it at home. My mom is old enough to remember that as a kid, and says that when her family tried the bottled stuff, it was comparatively shit and her mom immediately went back to buying the mix.

>>17892840
>ranch