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>excuse, my dear waitress, but might I perchance take a gander at your hot sauce menu?
>...yes, "hot sauce menu." That is what I inquired about.
>You... don't... have one? Well, while that is truly disappointing for an establishment as esteemed as this, thankfully I always carry a choice selection of my rather vast collection with me at all times.
>*loud SCRRRTCCHHing of velcro as a fanny pack is opened*
>Hmmm yes, let's see... Perhaps some "Napalm Diarrhea" for this meal? No, I think the garlicy twinge of "Captain McGoober's Ass-Ripping Lava Farter Sauce" would pair quite well with my entree. Or is it finally the day that "5 Alarm Anus Melting Hot Sauce" will make its debut...?
>Ah, the dilemmas of a connoisseur! Be that as it may; what are your IPA offerings, my sweet?

>> No.17890709

i like making a fried egg, fried bologne and cheese on toast with mustard, salt and pepper

i put Tabasco on the egg while its in the pan

this is a dumb thread btw, OP is a groomer probably

>> No.17890710

>>17890702
LGR seems more like a craft beer snob to me.

>> No.17890711

>>17890702
This as never been said by any actual person

>> No.17890713

>>17890709
>i like making a fried egg, fried bologne and cheese on toast with mustard, salt and pepper
**reddit spacing**
>i put Tabasco on the egg while its in the pan
**reddit spacing**
>this is a dumb thread btw, OP is a groomer probably

>> No.17890717

I like hot sauce, I like hot sauce with stupid names, and I'm throwing in with the Pabst drinking hipsters on this one.

>> No.17890721

>>17890713
triggered

by

spaces

lol

>> No.17890722

>>17890709
Yeah reddit is so much cooler, amiright fellow 4channel oldfag?

>> No.17890726

>>17890721
LE EPIC TROLL XDDDDDDD

>> No.17890727

>>17890702
I say this and look like that

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17890738

>>17890726
>LE EPIC TROLL XDDDDDDD

>> No.17890740

>>17890702
Gem