/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17874934
>putting the beans on top of the crust so it gets soggy
Do Bongs really??

>>17874934
footy cuisine seems like it'd be real nice when stoned, and absolutely awful any time else.

>>17876393
That's pretty much the point
Just pure sustenance when you're watching the game while shitfaced

>british scran

really? because all I see is
>basil from med
>wheat from mesopotamia
>beans from central america
>tomatos from south america
>sugar from south east asia
>sausuage is made from soy beans (china) and pig (origin in eastern europe)

brit food is just imported species of slop. the have no culture.

>>17874934
The heat of the beans cooks the sausage

>>17874934
>CMOON NGUBU LUV YA BASDIT SCORE A GOAL FOR ME ME SON SCORE FOR ENGLELAND YA FOOKEEN POOFTA LOVE
IT THE GAMES LOVELY ISNT IT

>>17874934
Bongs are the true cancer on this board

>>17876481
Check out James O’Brien over here.

>>17874934
>Oi fookin Ngubu ya cunt scoor a fookin' gool arready, 'fore ye get dehparted buck to yoor fookin tiki tent, eh mate!

>>17874934
those beans are actually made of liver
there's a mars bar inside that roll which is actually meringue
the plate is made of liquorice

>>17876481
>Basil from the med
It’s native to India you retard.

>>17876481
*tomatoes
*sausage
ESL retard.

>>17876481

>>17878557
Self loathing, Muslim apologist.
Twat still can’t get over Brexit.

>>17876481
>>basil from med
lmao shut up sped

>>17878535
that basil is made of spinach

>>17874934
gorg

>>17876481
>stolen from all over the world
Exactly.

>>17876413
Imagine if you had food like this. Of course, this is best eaten watching real football, not soccer.

>>17879369
It's hilarious that you think nachos are some sort of gourmet food and that you also don't know that they are extremely common in the UK.

>>17879369
>watching real footbal
You mean watching ads with occasional brief breaks?

>>17878572
>Self loathing
He's not british, check the nose again buddy

>>17874934
what's absolutely hilarious about this meal is the basil just plonked there, bringing nothing to a dish with stronger flavors. A crude attempt a seeming fancy or healthy, but achieving neither, in true british way.
god I hate brits so much it's unreal

>>17879821
>t. zero sense of humour autist

>>17878557
>>17878572
>>17879799
Didn't you fucks vote for Brexit under the promise the money would go to the NHS, only for the pro-Brexit politicians to push for privatization lmao

>>17874934
My grandparents ate stuff like this during the war.

>>17876481
jog on mate, finders keepers. simple as.

>>17879989
No? There were all sorts of arguments.

>>17879621
UK nachos are like Indian hamburgers.

>>17879369
I'd like to see nachos like your pic being served in a handegg stadium
You'll most likely be served picrel instead

>>17880113
Good thing he didn't cram it instead the results would've been disastrous

>>17881750
Safeco field used to do pulled pork nachos but I haven't been in awhile. Most stadiums will do limited run of particular loaded nachos, and I think these ones were for a Hawaiian player.

>>17874934
the only things nigels do well are deep fried mars bars, meat pies, and fish n chips

>>17878557
almost as if the british had an empire across the world or something

>>17876481
I respect the effort you put in. Obsessed, one might say

>>17876481
Scandinavian Airlines type vibe

>>17876481
Everything comes from Africa, we are all black originally, Nigeria should have a 100% white population
Reductionist deconstructionism doesn’t make you look smart, it exposes you as a pseudointellectual sophist.

>>17878572
>o’brien
He is a potatonigger, I shouldn’t have to explain why their opinions on England are irrelevant

>>17879760
Reckon he meant Aussie football

>>17879989
The argument was chiefly about political self-reliance and self-determination. Economics was what Remoaners used as a deflection to distract from the fact the EU is a bureaucratic mess that actively damaged Britain’s sovereignty as a country.

>>17881948
The UK got every single possible advantage from the EU and didn't even have to adopt the Euro. Now you're a US client state even moreso than before and proud of it.

>>17881750
Bring your own shit.

>>17882309
Joining the EU forced the UK to turn its back on its traditional allies, signed over its political sovereignty to Brussels, and held the UK culturally hostage. There was no benefit to EU membership, and the UK only joined in the first place because Heath lied about the nature of the union. The fact the EU is moving forward on creating its own army and abolishing the veto for various memberstates is proof Brexit was the right move. Not to mention the collapse of the Euro, which every single economist who isn’t an overt political ideologue has noted is a very real possibility in the near future.
>US client state
Anglo countries working together? Oh, the horror.

>>17876381
the heat of the beans cooks the sausage rolls

>>17882318
No, you're our bitch. Why do you think us American conservatives liked you voting for it? We don't care about your sovereignty, we just are happy we get to lead you around and not Brussels. Didn't read the rest of your babbling.

>>17882323
US has less influence on the UK than the EU did.

>>17882328
You were conquered without a fight. The fact that you don't see it means the domination is complete.

>>17882340
Yes, by the EU. And now the UK is out.
The vassal state of Israel is really not in a position to talk about who controls whom

>>17882346
But we do.

>>17878523
kek, spot on

>>17882349
ESL

>>17882367
We do control you. Can you not speak your own language?

>>17878557
>china invented putting salt on meat

>>17879760
>turn based strategy infuriates the brainlet

>>17882384
You really don’t, not as much as the EU did.
>anon from country founded on demanding the right to national sovereignty and self-determination trying to talk down to another country demanding the same thing
Imagine being this much of an idiot

>>17874934
As a non brit, I had a sausage roll not long ago from my grocers deli they were absolutely delicious. I bet it would be good with beans.

>>17876381
Yeah

>>17876381
They wont go soggy as they wont have time unless you leave it sitting there.
>>17879369
>crisps with meat and fake shit cheese on.
Oh nice

>>17881940
Out of Africa theory has been debunked for a while now

>>17882933
Good with beans, gravy, sometimes they can be a bit too greasy though due to the pastry.

>>17876381
absolutely they do

>>17882962
10/10 absolute filthy, Would scran in 2 minutes flat

>>17882972
I always try to hold a spark of belief that brits are joking and leaning into the meme when they talk about their food like this, in the same way that "murica fuck yeah bacon everything" was a thing in the early 2010s
After doing this shit for 900 years I'm starting to think brits actually like this food.

>>17882986
Pie chips peas and gravy. If you havent tried it you cant say it tastes like shit.
Its so good, had it last Friday night.

>>17882962
Why do British fries always look so sad

>>17882995
Theyre chips. Totally different.

>>17879989
>pro-Brexit politicians to push for privatization
Based, hopefully the brits will get some decent health care finally

>>17882994
I have tried it in southampton, it was shit lmao
>inb4 nooo you didn't have it from the right place

>>17883042
Nah fair enough but southerners really can’t do peas or gravy or pies as a matter of fact . It’s a northern thing

>>17883090
Pie and mash is originally a London thing you mong.

>>17883094
Pie mashand liquor . Not a steak and kidney with chips . Pies are a NW thing

You can’t even get mushy peas in the south it’s a pickled eggs and eel

>>17878557
What is his point?

>>17883104
>You can’t even get mushy peas in the south
You're an idiot, every chippy and every pie shop does mushy peas.

>>17883106
>there's no such thing as english people blablabla accept uncontrolled mass immigration you dumb racists blablabla
typical leftist self-hating drivel

>>17883107
>Google’s . Aye

>>17883114
>using wikipedia as a source
Yeah that's right, let a bunch of discord trannies define your national identity. Fucking spastic.

>>17883104
I'm from manchester and currently live in plymouth for work and you can get mushy peas everywhere. What you can't get is puddings, and you also don't get proper gravy. They stick some gravy granules in a styrofoam cup and call it a day, they don't do the proper one you get everywhere up north and they don't even pour it on the chips so the gravy gets absorbed on the way back

Goddamn now I really want a proper pudding chips and gravy

>>17882950
>says crisps
IMAGINE

>>17883259
Do Brits really call all chips crisps, not just ones made of potatoes? You really call them tortilla crisps?

>>17883340
>You really call them tortilla crisps?
No we call them tortilla chips.

>>17883351
Then why not potato chips?

>>17883355
Because we call them crisps and always have.
Why are you so obsessed with these minor linguistic differences?

>>17883375
because between making absolutely no sense and talking like uneducated toddlers, it's funny how absurdly stupid it makes you guys sound

>>17883375
Because, as you like to point out, we're obsessed with trannies like you.

>>17883388
Don't get on them about this, do it for pic related

>>17883407
o i m laffin

>>17883407
What the fuck lol

>>17883407
>no bits
>juicy bits
are they talking about pulp?
what the fuck are juicy bits

>>17883415
Yes pulp

>>17883407
can euroshits not pronounce the word pulp

>>17882321
wrong, the heat of the roll heats the plat which cooks the beans and warms your house in the winter time

Juicy bits sounds far more appealing than pulp.

>>17884329
but it's summer time...

>>17874934
angloids kinda rock
literaly eating this shit and making europoors and amerimutts both seeth eternally

>>17884358
You will never have dental care. You have no floss, you have no toothpaste, you have no mouthwash. You are an unhygenic man twisted by tea and crumpets into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.
All the “tally-ho’s” you get are two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your lads are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “mates” laugh at your ghoulish smile behind closed doors.
Dentists are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of medical science have allowed doctors to clean teeth with incredible efficiency. Even Englishmen who “brush their teeth” look uncanny and unnatural to a dentist. Your rotting gums are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to make an appointment with a dentist, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected maw.
You will never be able to chew solid food. You wrench out a few meager strokes of the toothbrush at the top of the morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the halitosis creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, buy a suicide license, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your queen will find you, heartbroken but relieved that she no longer has to live with the unbearable stench. They’ll bury you without your dentures, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know an Englishman is buried there. Your remaining teeth will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your toiletries is a toothbrush that was never opened

Envy is off the charts ITT

>>17884411
my teeth may be falling out but your speaking my language, shitskin

>>17884423
Hmm, I'd eat it. Do you guys ever put stuff in your beans or is it always straight out of the can?

>>17884435
You can get beans with little sausages or meatballs included.
Sometimes people stir in some BBQ or Curry sauce.
Maybe some grated Cheddar on top.
But IMO trying to tart them up with a lot of extras just defeats the point.

>>17884426
Lmao that implied only potato head britfucks are White.

>>17884505
uhh yeah?

>>17883116
You're the one defined by trannies if you're thinking of them and bringing them up in a conversation about food on the food board. Do you lack the self-awareness to realize this? I wouldn't have to think about trannies at all if you people could just shut the fuck up about them.

>>17884518
True, that's why the finest bakers like Nadiya Hussein defines it perfectly.

>>17883375
Because it is overt evidence of american influence on your dialect. You call them ‘tortilla chips’ because that is the american term for them, and you got the term from americans. Even though you already have your own word. It’s like how the majority of young bongs say ‘dude’

>>17884617
Unironically not sure what your point is

>>17884819
She redefined what it means to be quintessentially British. She's a shit for skin muslim so negative on your point. Please brush your teeth though even though it's all for nought.

>>17885260
I don't think you understand the argument you're in

>>17885260
>>17885498
Never mind, I understand now, you're a retarded esl. You thought "only British people are white" means the same thing as "British people are only white". I would suggest learning how to speak the language you intend to communicate with before making a fool out of yourself next time.

>>17876481
Normally I'd call you a faggot but England is a scourge on the earth that should have been scratched off the map a century ago so I'll give you a pass

>>17876381
>soggy
you are retarded. it would have to sit like that for an hour to get "soggy". also flaky pastry crust sucks to eat.

>>17878588
it looks and tastes like spinach but its actually mint.

>>17876381
It helps them chew since they all have gnarly, mangled grey/yellow teeth

>>17884314
pulp is a band mate, better than Oasis & Blur

>>17876481
>wheat from Mesopotamia
Oops, looks like no country on Earth has any native cuisine apart from Iraq

>>17883106
He wants everyone else to be a self-loathing cunt because he's an adopted ginger orphan faggot

>>17884411
Please tell me you just came up with that copypasta mod.

>>17885540
>A century ago
Amerifats thinking this is an age as the have no history

>>17882986
yeah because it's delicious and anyone who says it's not is lying

>>17886426
The old american west is 10x cooler than any British time period

>>17886944
Liking british food is the eternal cope of a dying culture..the rest of the world has moved on and progressed culinary and socially, but the brits are stuck eating and thinking like peasants.

I see the envy is still going strong ITT

>>17886961
>nooooooooo you can't just like food THAT I DON'T LIKE

>>17887105
fuck that's bleak...

>>17886961
>NOOOOOOO WHERE ARE LE HECKIN SPICERINOS?

>>17887105
gis a bit
>>17887110
fussy ponce

>>17887110
>where, pray, WHERE are le heckin' bright colourinos and SPICERINOS?

>>17874934
Currently traveling in Ireland.

They do a lot of roasts and they do the roasts well. My only complain is that the food can be quite heavy.

But its tasty and filling.

>>17887114
fakkin lush

>>17887105
>>17887111
>>17887114
Mlord, pray share some beige for us. Winter last was harsh, and our youngest John didn't make it. Please spare us your slop so we may fatten for the coming cold. Please mlord, we would be honored to take your eels and offal. God be praised for this bounty

>>17887128
seethe more

>>17887136
Looks like shit

>>17887128
Kek

>>17887145
>*seethes more*
That's it, do as you're told, Jimbo

>>17887114
>this is the best possible picture of british fine dining

>>17887128
Lmao

>>17887168
>nooooo meat with carbs, that's le yucky!

>>17887167
>sausages and mashed potatoes is british cuisine
Holy cringe

>>17887180
>British sausage and potatoes
=/
>German sausage and potatoes
=OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>17887179
>>17887167
>>17887136
>>17887114
>>17887111
>>17887105
nigga this is dog food

>>17886950

>>17887192
meat and gravy? luvley
seethe

>>17887192
>the flouride-stare Amerimutt loses his mind over meat and carbs

>>17887168
A suet steak and kidney pudding is the absolute best.

I'm not sure if I envy the brits for being able to accept their shit situation and food, and be proud of it, or pity them for their unwavering lack of ambition and defeatist mentality of "this is the best it will get"

>>17887257
Well our food isnt full of corn syrup and other shyte. That and we dont get a mountain of macaroni cheese as a side with every meal.

>>17887257
Too busy enjoying life to care about 'muh presentation on a plate'

>>17887257
They're basically like Russians when it comes to their country, it's a pathetic corrupt shithole but its THEIR pathetic corrupt shithole. Same goes for british food, to such extent they take pride in their shortcomings and will accuse you of being a fancy faggot for enjoying more than ye gowd ol' scran

>>17887259
Not the case in the US either. Clearly you don't know what it's like having access to damn near anything and everything at all times

Enjoy your dogshit you inbred retard

>>17887283
Well it beat the Americans trying to steal other countires foods and try to call it their own.

https://youtu.be/DxnLqNM49sY

>>17887293
And they wonder why theyre all obese faggots.

>>17887299
Don't care, I'm not American.

>>17887299
Just like the brits stealing indian/paki food then?

>>17882314
>read the sign, sir
>no outside food or drink allowed
>*throws out your nachos*

>>17874934
Meat pie
Sausage roll
c'mon England
Gis a goal

>>17887511
>one goal coming right u....

>>17887409
Are you soccer hooligans or what? Stop being a pussy and assault the security staff.

>>17876481
>brit food is just imported
yes, that's how imperialist empires work lol

>>17878557
Secretly based and hunter gatherer pilled

You can get any cuisine you like in Britain. The supermarkets are better stocked than most countries I've visited. The idea that we only eat traditional food all day is pretty stupid. In fact because our diet was traditionally so shit I think it's made us more open to other cuisines. We don't have autism like other cultures (italian for example) that won't let us enjoy things because it's not exactly how mama made it.

>>17878557
>uuuh tikka masala is quintessentially british tho

>>17884477
>trying to tart them up with a lot of extras just defeats the point
That's entirely the point. Before the war, they were intended to be used as an ingredient and sold that way. Fry down some diced onion, garlic and bacon with more oil than you think you need before adding the beans. Liberally apply salt, pepper, worchester sauce, tabasco, smoked paprika, oregano, etc. then annihilate them until they almost stand on their own. You'll never want boring soupy boiled shite ever again.

>>17887113
stop defending londinium slop

>>17887346
No we never claimed indian food as ours? when was this?
Some curries are not authentic indian as they were "invented" here. Think most Indians wouldnt touch them as theyre dog shit

>>17887753
Might have been traditionally shit but kids werent obese and people lived to a decent age.
Slag it off all you like but in comparison to all the fat cunts in this country now im thinking we were better off

>worchester sauce

>>17879799
He's not Jewish, hes a self-hating white christcuck.

>>17879989
No I voted brexit to piss off globalists and make my voice heard in a defacto referendum on immigration and border control.

>>17882962
>>17882942
>>17883094
Would eat these if I wanted to induce diarrhea

>>17887234
But why is it gray?

>>17891277
They wouldnt give you the shits. In fact youd be dropping baby nessies out.

It just occurred to me. Is the reason all bri'ish delicacies are mashed baby food into a meat gravy because they all have Austin powers as a dentist? Do they even have dentists in jolly ol England or do they just go to the footy match to have teeth removed?

>>17891522
free dental , Do you understand the word free. I now in America nothing is .
Although British teeth have long been a subject of satire in the United States, a new stereotype-busting study is giving the British a little something to smile about.

Researchers have found evidence that British oral health is actually as good, or even better, than it is in the States.

>>17891469
Because it has cream and mushrooms in it

>>17891522
I eat pork crackling every week so don't know what you're harping on about

>>17882321
Keyd

>>17891083
What did xe mean by this?

>>17891534
british and in particular state dentistry is focussed on health and structure whereas american dentistry just wants glow in the dark flat chompers, roots and gums are an afterthought

>>17891534
*tax funded

>>17892862
Imagine believing that.

>>17892953
Americans have thought I was joking when I said I didn't have any fillings on more than one occasion. It's a real and stark cultural difference. For example, in America if a kid "needs" braces, they "have" to get them. In Britain the choice is left up to the child, and they usually don't care enough to bother.

>>17893078
>thought I was joking when I said I didn't have any fillings
No they didn't lol

>>17893078
>>17892953

Technological advances have allowed us to combine the two and it's beautiful.
Fukuyama BTFO once again.