/ck/ - Food & Cooking

i just cut up a carrot and eat them together

>>17877931

>>17877937
the freshness of the carrot offsets the fattiness of the fish

>open can of deenz
>scoop directly into mouth
wa la

put it on a cracker dude

>>17877913
buy good deenz and eat out the can. buy shit deenz and make potato and deenz fishcakes

>>17877994
Oh that sounds very good. Basic recipe/template?

>>17877913
*Deenz
Lurk moar, newfag.

>deenz in olive oil
>season and fry in the oil they come in on with a bit of butter as well, high heat until crispy, should only take a few minutes
>toast two slices of your preferred bread, I usually use rye
>some fresh lettuce and shredded carrots for texture and a bit of bitterness to offset the savoryness
>top with hot sauce

This is usually what I do when I want to put a small bit of effort into my deenz although most of the time I just do >>17877982

>make rice
>put deens over hot rice

>get cracker of choice
>put deen on cracker
>add hot sauce

>>17877984
Are you my dad?

olive oil, lots
deenz
as many chili peppers as you can stand
optional a shallot or two
optional a clove of garlic or two
optional parsley
spaghetti
white wine

>>17877913
Make toast with butter.
Mash deenz onto toast.
Pour oil from can on top.
Put deenztoast under grill/ broiler until deenz get cripy bits.
Consume.

>>17877913
acquire hoagie roll
hinge cut (45 degree angle to the bottom flat, not parallel to the bottom flat)
place alotta mayonnaise sloppa
put two pieces of provolone, swiss, havarti, or gouda folded across the center of the roll's opening, but contained within the edges of the bread
cut up tomato into thin slices, then place slices on paper towel before adding salt and placing into center of cheese within center of roll
place King Oscar™ Sardines in Olive Oil within center of cheese and roll opening
apply mustard

firmly grasp your hoagie and close it up

and thats how i eat my deenz, enjoy

>>17878612
Sounded good until spaghetti. Most despicable form of pasta ever created and I don't understand why people prefer it over literally any other shape.

>>17878017
Fuck off faggot I've been on 4chan longer than youve been alive.

>>17878665
>>17878632
>>17878612
>>17878018
All these sound great! Thanks anons.

>tfw can't afford deenz
I'll always be a canned tuna pleb

>>17879104
Nothing wrong with canned tuna bro. I once brought a spicy tuna dip made with canned tuna to a company potluck event, it was the first thing fully devoured and I got mad compliments for it. One of my coworkers asked me if I made it with fresh fish which I lied about and said yes, and she patted me on the back for going the extra mile lol.

>>17879337
Did you say "I got an eye for for quality fish smell" and then wink at her?

>>17877913
>make rice, I usually do 1/2 cup dry rice per carton of deenz
>steam some peas on the side
>fry deenz in olive oil
>chop up deenz
>mix peas into rice
>scatter deenz on top
>top with butter or hot sauce

>>17879363
No, my spaghetti spilled out of my pockets unfortunately so I turned 360 degree and waltzed away

>>17879337
>spicy tuna dip

Recipe?

>>17879398
It was many years ago so I honestly don't remember. It was similar to a basic buffalo chicken dip recipe but I used tuna instead, any recipe you can look up will probably taste the same.

>>17877913
just bought some deenz for the first time the other day. the ones I bought still had some pieces of bone in them and I accidentally ate one.
are you supposed to take the bones out before eating or just eat them bone in?

>>17879544
If you really dislike eating the bones the tins usually have information on them about whether or not they have bones included. However the bones are very nutritious and usually very soft, I would say that it's better to have them in than without. Good source of calcium.

>>17877982
Ayo man
You giving away all the secrets

>>17877913
If you have fresh sardines right out of the ocean (not canned) then put those freshies right on the grill with some Lemon, Garlic, and Paprika. Delicious!

>>17878665
FIRMLY GRASP IT

>>17879596
While I wouldn't turn down fresh deenz, having them available in your cupboard at your fancy is the real appeal.

My grandma was from Estonia and she would feed me sardines out of a tin can with hard boiled eggs

sicilian pasta con sardine:
deenz with oil on pan
add chilli flakes, fry a bit, add lemon juice
evaporate a bit and scoop out of the pan
meanwhile cook spaghetti
add bradcumbs and garlic to the pan with leftover oil
fry until cruchy and delicious
set aside
toss pasta with deenz and frehs chopped parsley (tons)
top with garlic breadcrumbs

Costs nothing, ready in 10 minutes and tastes great. My to go dinner when I'm tired.

>>17879596
Do you eat the bones or just pick around the little bastards? I tried it once with mackerel, but didn't enjoy it.

>>17879104
try brunswick deenz. theyre very cheap but are actually quiet decent quality.

>>17879596
>tfw live in desert with nowhere to fish.
>tfw i will never catch and grill fresh deenz
bros…

>>17877913
deenz nutz!

>>17880173
You can buy fresh sardines online

Chopped onion
Splash of vinegar
One of these niggas
Pepper salt
Mix with a fork
Put on a bun
Maybe add a pickle
Eat that shit

>>17877941
Kek I like the recent reemergence of this meme

>>17880173
>>17880460
I got a really good deal on whole, and I mean WHOLE, frozen deenz at Lidl a while back. Bought all they had.
Canned ones are expensive as fuck where I live and I like my fish "fresh" better anyway.
I take out the guts but I eat the heads.

Grabbed some cod liver today (caught in iceland, not in the baltic sea which apparently has a questionably high dioxine contamination). Should I spread it on bread plain or add some herbs and spices?

>>17877913
Drain your deenz, then add your own good olive oil. The stuff they're sitting in in the can is shit

>get some pilchards or pacific deenz or otherwise not sprats/brislings
>put them shits on toasted bread with mayo and mustard and lemon juice and salt and pepper

based meal if you ask me, desu.

>>17877913
>deenz in bowl
>mash
>doritos in bowl
>mash
>tiny bit of tapitio hot sauce

>>17879104
you can get a can of high quality sardines for 5-7 USD, youd just have them as a treat and a nice meal.

>>17884119
Hmmm...should I get 1 can of sardines or 1 lb of tilapia or 2 lb of chicken tenderloins?

>>17884355
Maybe you should examine your life and figure out why you're doing so bad that spending $5 on something you want to try is going to mean you can't afford to eat for the rest of the week, that is not normal.

>>17879611

>>17879104
deens dont have to be expensive

>>17879626
protein on protein. likin' it.

>>17884559
you're just mad cause I'm better at min-maxing than you n00b

>>17877913
>open can
>eat the fish
uma delicia

deez are raw
i hope you don't eat em out of can

>>17885111
>steamed at 212 degrees F for 30 mins
>raw

no

>>17884871
I don't have to do whatever that is, I can afford to buy groceries without having to go without power and toilet paper.

>>17885461
me too. what are you talking about lol

>>17885523
>Literally can't afford to spend $5 to try sardines
>What are you talking about I'm not poor

>>17877982
Squeeze lemon in can first then eat.

>>17885523
If the folks on the right weren't producing any value for their labor they wouldn't be employed for long.

Also I bet you work hard manual labor tearing your body up for pennies on the dollar. I work from home pushing code or joining a meeting for a few hours a day while I spend the rest of my "working time" eating sardines I can afford, working out, and dicking around for 130k a year. Sorry you made bad choices.

>>17885523
>7 types of relatively the same kind of work
>landlords
slightly related is there a developed country that doesnt have the landlord problem i want to leave america rly badly

>>17886007
he huffed the meme guys he did it

>>17886007
shut up fag my dad makes way more money then you!

>>17879104
Where do you live? Tuna is generally more expensive in south east europe, good quality deenz are rather cheap just make some fried rice on the side and a few olives.

Deenz spring rolls

>Mince half an onion, a shallot, and two cloves of garlic
>Get deenz in oil or brine and drain, mash
>Add ground 1/4 tsp white pepper, minced onions, shallots, and garlic. Mix throughly.
>Get spring roll wraps and roll into spring rolls.
>Pan fry/deep fry in vegetable oil until wrappers are golden brown.

Dipping sauce:
>White vinegar, fresh ground white/black pepper, a minced clove of garlic, half a minced shallot, pinch of sugar and salt.

>>17879015
Densest/most compact type of noodle that still cooks evenly and fast.
>I want fast pasta
You want spaghetti, simple as.

>apply deen to hook
>sink to bottom
>catch grouper, eat grouper

>>17879104
Fucking kek he must have broken his back
>>17877913
Fork em right out of the can. I will buy the ones that come in tomato sauce or hot sauce sometimes though

preheat something that can take temperature changes to 500
5 mins
throw deenz in with some spices
7 min
eggs on top, as many as you want
4 minutes
let sit 5 minutes
eat with hotsauce

>>17888023
Disgusting

>>17879626
That's gotta be perfect for a workout day.
t. clueless about nutrition.

>>17877982
>Open my asshole
>Boyfriend dumps sardines down my gaping shit cutter
>Let out an enormous fart
>Nearly pass out as I ejaculate onto the floor
>Tfw I get that aroma

I don't like frying deenz because they just seem to give off an awful smell and stink up the place for hours.

>>17877982
Isn't that the normal way? You mean people actually prepare something?

>>17880157
is it truly as shrimple as that?

>>17879626
grim

>>17879104
canned tuna is more expensive than deenz in denmark lmao