/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17882990
Don’t threaten me

>>17882990
40% alcohol isnt part of the breakfast but im gonna go with it

>>17882990
Truly we are a blessed people.

>>17882996
Depends where you are in life, youll get there eventually.

>>17883000
god's chosen my son

>>17882990
tomatoes are bad and so are mushrooms, beans and those burnt black discs. also one egg for breakfast is enough

>>17883015
im on stronbow everyday i dont think ill ever get to spirits

>>17883615
>also one egg for breakfast is enough
You've never done a real day's work in your life.

>>17883629
Unless you are working in a mine for 10 hours straight you shouldn't be eating this

>>17883629
i get the salt sweats just looking at that

>>17883000
>>17883629
Delicious, i'd have this in the afternoon though, it followed by a siesta.
How many meals do you guys typically have after this, i believe most modern people are sedentary at best, so how do you guys keep a healthy weight?

>>17883653
>healthy weight
we don't

>>17882990
>>17883000
>>17883629
Fuck me br*tish “food” is disgusting

>>17882990
>>17883000
>>17883629
>beans for breakfast
Why are they like this?

>>17884292
i dont know
i honestly cannot stand fucking beans at all the taste is so vile, im a brit and i cant stand them its just grim

>>17882990
>>17883000
>>17883629
All of those look good. Except for the mushrooms, because I don't like them. You can have my share of the 'shrooms.
>>17884296
>i honestly cannot stand fucking beans at all the taste is so vile
There's a massive difference between cheap beans and good beans. Cheap beans aren't worth giving house room, as they're quite nasty. Mid price beans are OK, especially if you add a bit of tomato juice to the sauce when heating them up. Heinz make the best beans, and they know it and charge you for it.

whenever i see or think of a full english breakfast i think of fullenglish

>>17884417
>Heinz make the best beans
Wrong.

Why do plebbitors love this so much?

>>17884468
Why don't you ask them, you seem quite familiar with the site.

>>17884482
Answer the question plebbitor

>>17882996
Looks like Laphroaig from the writing. Laphroaig for breakfast is the move of a severely mentally ill person, and I say that as someone who greatly enjoys Laphroaig.

>>17884417
Heinz beans are garbage sold on brandname alone

>>17884524
Heh, I was sitting around with a mug of Laphroaig the morning after a party once, someone saw it and thought I'd brewed coffee. It definitely looks like Laphroaig in the OP, so I concur with both of your assessments.

>>17882990
i like to make a faux english (its just half the ingredients.)

>>17884296
>im a brit
your citizenship has been revoked.

>>17883615
>burnt black discs.
IF YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT, DON'T TALK!

>>17883629
>>17883000
>>17882990
Ok now post how your lunch and dinner look like

>>17885901
its just this but sloppa.

>>17883615
>also one egg for breakfast is enough
3 large eggs MINIMUM, anything less is a waste of time.

>English breakfast
=/
>'Irish' breakfast
=OOOOOOO
T. Americans

>>17883615
>burnt black disks
Black pudding, and its actually a superfood. Full of vitamin d and iron
Typical American cant even spell tomato

>>17884462
This. Branston beans are the best. Thick sauce and better than the solid bullet bean that is Heinz.

>>17882990
Why do they call it a full english breakfast? You'd need to eat several of those just to get full.

>>17886697
with 3 slices of toast its actually filling, nothing like a Mcdonalds shiity processed breakfast.

a taste of england

>>17886785
this confirms why i'd never want to visit that hellhole anyway

>>17886807
Actually that does look pretty shitty.
Not difficult to make a decent one, bacon sausage and black pudding from butcher. Grill bacon and sausage , dry fry black pudding.
Eggs and tomatos heat up and literlally fry the eggs.
2 rounds of toast and a decent cuppa.
Job done

>>17883653
it's not something most people eat every day, it's for manual labourers and for everyone else the occasional brunch down the gastropub.
>>17886785
you say england and post one of the most scottish images i've ever seen

>>17886815
True. I literally have one a month if that, Normally a Staurday or Sunday.

>>17883000
How can 1 man eat so much in 1 sitti g?

>>17886785
But that's Scottish

>>17887099
It's all England mate.

>>17887124
>Wanting to be associated with disgusting whinging Jocks and their rain-sodden country
no thanks, keep your larp to yourself, England is England

Why in the fuck would Europoors eat this fucking garbage? It looks like they just got the leftovers from that week and threw that shit on a plate. The only redeemable quality to this is the eggs, that is the only thing that slightly resembles breakfast(although poorly because they aren’t even scrambled). I don’t even know what shitty county this is from, Russia or fucking Italy or something. I’m so glad I’m an American and can afford to eat like a fucking king every morning with REAL breakfast. Bacon, scrambled eggs, biscuits and gravy, toast, and big-ass pile of flapjacks with butter and syrup. Fucking Euros have such shit taste and before you “BREAKFAST IS WHATEVER THEY WANT IT TO BE” No it’s not faggots, America breakfast is the pinnacle of breakfast and every other shit country should strive to be like it. You guys are cucks, fuck you.

>>17887390
>Why in the fuck would Europoors eat this fucking garbage?
Only brits do, these savages live in a far away island and dwell in swamps. We are not the same.

>>17884447
For me it’s Wardroab

>>17887390
I'm assuming this is bait, but brits apparently can't make food look appetizing. There's versions of this meal that look way better and not so dry. Generally you can't go wrong with the combination of good crispy bacon, tomato sauce beans, buttered toast, sausages and runny eggs. Mushroom sauce goes really good with it too.

>>17884510
>Filename snapchat
You can't hide your shame.

>>17887540
>not eating food because it looks le yucky
>like a literal fucking child

>>17887789
I have no problem eating it, but you can still make it look better. Le retard.

>>17887829
It's a brekky for workmen you complete faggot, no one cares about muh presentation

>>17887829
Here ya go, fuckin pooftah

7 foods to avoid eating with eggs: number 1: bacon.
Come on guys this is basic nutrition.

>>17883629
>dead of a heart attack at 45

>>17887860
It was a suggestion, you're the one posting pics on a food autist board bragging about being some fucking epic wageslaving cumguzzler.
>>17887882
Looks like something a vegan nig would eat, pretty nasty

>>17887900
>bragging about being some fucking epic wageslaving cumguzzler

>>17887951
I look like this and say this

>>17887900
Gods you are a right fuckin misog arent you

>>17887900
Dickhead!

>>17887886
what are the next 6?

>>17887390
American breakfast is dessert.

>>17887390
>I don’t even know what shitty county this is from
having trouble with your eyesight? it's in the thread subject

>>17887390
Bacon, sausage, hash browns, and toast are all American breakfast items. Even waffle house serves breakfast with tomatoes. The only non American breakfast food is the beans.

>>17882990
>>17883000
>>17883629
These all look great except for how they all seem to overcook the eggs, what's going on there? Do brits enjoy chalky overcooked yolks?

>>17889232
The yolks are clearly runny in all those pics.

>>17886785
Either Scotland or norn iron not England

>>17882990
Overrated goyslop

>>17882990
Mixing tuna and beans makes it divine, try it next time anon

>>17887124
you mean all Britain, England and Scotland 2 countries

>>17886962
Because it was from a time where people woke up at 5am and ploughed fields all fay and would burn thr calories off. Then have a small lunch and dinner

>>17890753
No, I meant what I said. It's all England.
Including Ireland.
Cope.