/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17881191
>the heat from the tendies cooks the theism away

>>17881191
probably not.
but you're a normie if you do.

>>17881191
woohoo! corn syrup and soy product

My dad keeps trying to get me to stop at KFC or Popeye's when we hike for our lunches but I always refuse (same with burger king) cuz that shit is for NIGGERS (they need to go back to Africa)

McDonalds is fine if there's nothing else -honestly better if the only other option is sysco slop from a gigantic menu where nothing is made from scrach anyways.

>>17881198
jesus was not a real person, religion is a lie

>>17881230
>jesus was not a real person, religion is a lie
tell me you listen to modern pop without telling me you listen to modern pop.

>>17881252
What does modern pop have to do with the historicity of Jesus?

>>17881230
>jesus was not a real person, religion is a lie
>t.

>>17881230
U should eat some kfc with your dad.

>>17881303
does kenji really say shit like this? even most atheist scholars admit jesus existed

>>17881442
probably.
he addresses his audience as "guys, gals, and non-binary pals" so he's obviously an insufferable liberal faggot

You can tell the image was staged because he waited long enough to make gestures and facial expressions before digging in

>>17881303
his real name is "james alt" and he goes by all that shit because his only gimmick is stealing cooks illustrated testing methodology + being non white

he's entirely famous for being off-white looking and playing up his ethnicity despite being half white

>>17881427
fuck off goyscum

>>17881442
most scholars are themselves jewish or christian

there are ZERO literary accounts of jesus FROM HIS LIFETIME

why? because he's a literary fraud invented at a later date and retconned in

>>17881464
he's literally straight - fuck off

there is no need for homophobic slurs here

transgenderism is homophobia re-packaged

>>17881191
That's Gordon Crisp

>>17881464
what a fucking faggot

>>17881481
holy shit get a load of this tranny faggot lmao

>>17881481
>there is no need for homophobic slurs here
>transgenderism is homophobia re-packaged
>t.

>>17881490
i could not be more cisgendered

>>17881498
ok groomer

>>17881481
>most scholars are themselves jewish or christian
you literally just made this up

Just stop replying to him, bros... Just stop it...

>>17881481
Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.
>mfw thinking of you hurting

>>17881501
gay kids exist

being gay is innate

>>17881521
ok where are all these atheist scholars rushing to defend the historicity of jesus then?

>>17881535
do u have a cute fem voice (gay voice)?

>>17881501
>t. trad-right neckbeard who blissfully ignores that priests are the biggest groomers of them all

I hate the Antichrist (America)

food and cooking?

Oh look, another thread being raided by /lgbt/

>>17881230
Let your dad have some KFC anon

>>17881587
keep doing the work of the 2:9 3:9 crowd lmao, they temporarily gain the world while you permanently lose your soul. Not a good trade.

The first bite is always the most delicious but after I finish I feel like pure shit and should've just gone hungry

>>17881625
No, I will make a superior cold fried chicken product to be served with a delightful potato salad. I'm working on the recipes.