/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17880216
Costco is worth it for the food court alone.

>>17880216
i never got to experience the costco food court until it was too late (health issues)

>>17880216
Oh yes... oh yeah mmmmmmm that's it I'm gonna, aaaahhhhhhh I'm gonna COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMBO

>>17880341
Cum inside of kid?

>>17880216
NO POLISH?

>>17880216
*$2.50

>>17880216
It needs onion + sauerkraut + spicy mustard
still good otherwise

aussie here
i joined costco solely for cheaper fuel, i also buy a rotisserie chicken and the bulk packs of shin ramyun every now and then
is that actually good? or their pizza? none of the food court items look at all good to me

>>17880364
it's been gone for years anon

>>17880396
yes

>>17880396
They're terrible but the flyover amerilards who shop there not only don't know the difference, they actually prefer bad food.

>>17880382
fpbp

>>17880396
It's pretty acceptable. The meat pie isn't worth the price, imo. The pizza is basically just New York style cheapo grease sheets.

>>17880396
the costco rotisserie chicken is godawufl, though.

>>17880216
Why are you fags soo obsessed with this pic?

I literally wipe my ass in the freezer and then go to serve food. Sometimes I sweat and need to get it out. I've worked here for 2 years. That's what you lazy fucks get for not cooking yourself.

>>17880812
poor people love cheap food
simple as

>>17880816
wat

>>17880836
I sweat while I work. I have to literally stand next to an open oven most days. So every so often I grab paper towels and then head on back to the freezer. Because it's finally and cold and no one else is there. I then wipe my ass very thoroughly. Then head back out and throw the paper towel away. Then I serve people their stupid fuckin hot dogs.

>>17880816
Jokes on you, I only eat at In-N-Out and Maccas.

>>17880379
Fake news

>>17880410
Kys I'm a coastal chad

Should I get the 60$ or the 120$ membership bros?

>>17880216
Literally cheaper in Japan when you convert ¥->$ at current rates.
But it should be even cheaper. Because pork hotdogs are foodstamp-tier.

>>17881284
60$ if you want to be the bottom in the costco sex isle

>>17881333
Some guy posted the costs converted into USD the other day. Canada has the absolute cheapest.

>>17881268
Though as soon as stores all acknowledged that inflation is real, literally every retail stock crashed and failed to recover.

>>17881394
But the important question is whether the Canadian hotdog is pork or beef.

>>17881422

>>17881284
Bro why the fuck would you even ask some retarded shit like that?
The $120 membership card is black. Like a luxury car. And it has shit written on it in motherfucking gold.
And one of those golden words is “EXECUTIVE”. All caps, baby.
But then again, maybe it’s for the best.
If you can’t roll with the EXECUTIVE lifestyle, it’s best you don’t try putting on the EXECUTIVE pants.

>>17881284
If you plan on shopping there a lot, the 2% Annual Reward is nice.

>>17881457

>>17880216
I'm gonna be so demoralized when this inevitably becomes $3.50 and the whole pizza $15.

>>17880330
Stop being unhealthy then dingus

>>17880216
I came here looking for the dumbasses that are gonna say "HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUE HUE HUEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ALL FOOD IN AMERICA IS THIS CHEAP"

>>17880410
Man what's with this awful person? I love americans, especially in the middle where it's the heartland of america, with extra grease! They give the best hugs too, make the best food!

>>17881538
Bidens economy.

>>17880410
>using the term “flyover”
Tell me you’re burbtrash without saying you’re burbtrash. You will never be a citychad; please just stay in your containment blocs.
Costco is as much a staple of coastal state shitburbs as Olive Garden. Pic related.

>>17881333
yep, go there every 2-3 weeks, but go for the pulled pork sandwich and pizza

>>17881426
I wish women irl looked at me like miku does

>>17881574
>tfw no texas bbq bbw gf

>tfw no costco in my country
How will I ever cope?

>>17882158
>tfw no texas bbq bbw gf
that feel cuts too deep brother

>>17881375
an offer too good to ignore

>>17880216
Wow, that's really cheap. Ridiculously so.

>>17880216
>Be me
>British so Costco isn't that common here
>Volunteer at food bank so I have a membership, essentially to go buy discount canned food for the poors
>Extra good deal one day
>Ask my dad to help me deliver some stuff back to the food bank and I'll get him dinner
>Brings step-"Mother", half siblings and Step...Grandma? I guess (Stepmother is chinese but I was 18 at the time they got together so she hasn't ever really done any mothering)
>Food all packed away, Mi goreng noodles take up more room than you think
>Take them all to the food court
>Get pizza for the kids, get hot dog for myself
>Go get onions on it from onion dispenser
>Step-Grandma's eyes go wide
>Pulls out empty tupperware box
>Fills tupperware box with onions
>pulls out a second one
>Employee asks what the fuck she's doing
>"He finish later" she says, dropping my half eaten hot dog into the box and waddling off
>Goes to counter and asks for boiled water, adding her own foul smelling teabag in there
>Demands guy moves out of window seat because she's old
>Make mental note never to go anywhere with her again
>Go back to costco next week
>Onion dispenser is behind counter, lel

I don't know why but the chinese will take anything not nailed down. They go through local parks and take wild garlic, any wild herbs, etc. At least one benefit is they rip up all the nettles at least

I don't even see why, the onions sat there in the fridge for 3 weeks before they went bad and were thrown away

>>17880216
+60

>>17881284

>getting a goyslop membership

do americans really?

>>17880216
>40 fat fucks in line and nowhere to sit

I'll just eat the food I bought when I get home

>>17881600
>Tell me you’re burbtrash without saying you’re burbtrash

>>17883952
you also get to shop at costco, the savings in gas alone pay for the annual membership.

>>17883952
god what a fucking bottom-of-the-barrel polcel forced meme

>>17880396
If you have chili at yours get that and the hot dog. Far as I know they have fresh chopped onion readily available and now you have a chili dog.

i;m thinkin about thos 9.95 whole pizzas

>>17880382
I think they stopped serving all the condiments along with the chicken Caesar salads during covid in 2020

>>17882329
Would.

>>17880216
Worth every penny.

>>17882536
I dunno anon, why are wood bee's not picky about their wood?

>>17884185
>save a couple bucks
>wait in line for 20 minutes

>>17880330
I never got to experience the pre-covid CC food court (No combination pizza, no polish dogs, no Caesar salad, no hotdog condiment spread just the mustard/ketchup/relish squisher) and I'm still kinda mad about it.

>>17881284
I got the Executive one and they sent me a gift card for $60 because of it. So I essentially got the 120 one for 60 lol

>>17884231
For me it's the 19.99 30-pc wings

>>17880216
I can't relate the number to anything. Is it low or high?

>>17880364
This. Why no polish? Is it that much more expensive?

>>17881403
>>17880379
It was never meant to directly make money, that's why it's always been $1.50. It's just there to give a better experience to members to keep them coming back, and maybe lure a few non-members into the store to get them interested in a membership.

it will be 1.99 in a few
you know this is true

>>17884805
it's approximately the cost of 1.5 blowjobs from your mom

thanks obama

>>17884586
6-9am and 7pm-closing are never full where I live.

>>17880216
Why do they want to up the price of the hot dog so much anyway? Every time I hear about it, it sounds like the boardroom are foaming at the mouth "can we finally raise the price on the hotdog? Please tell me we can" but the CEO puts his foot down each time "Do it and I'll kill you"

I mean why do they want to do it so bad when its already like 100% markup at least? They're still making profit on this. A pack of hotdogs is like $3, maybe $4 at most. You get eight hotdogs per pack. Like $0.05 of ketchup and mustard, like $0.50 per wiener. Softdrinks are like 300% markup generally, when really its worth like $0.20.

They're still making profit on each sale. A hodog and a drink for like $1.50, that's a fair price.

>>17885992
Price of beef has been going up. What bean counters don't understand is that it is really a loss leader product, even if they haven't lost any money on it. Working in price costing in the fast food industry, I estimate the cost of food and packageto be around 50 cents.

>>17883952
>goyslop
???? 80% of the products at costco arent even HFCS infused
so tired of you /pol/sters thinking youre relevant

>>17882536
>I don't even see why, the onions sat there in the fridge for 3 weeks before they went bad and were thrown away
asians are wacky about value but willingly waste food food in this way. they have a burst of reasoning but fail to follow through

>>17886052
Hot dogs are rarely beef, and you're buying this shit in bulk. You're selling $0.25 of product for $1.50. Its still profit, not loss.

>>17884597
The churros also used to be better

>>17881538
I'll rope

>>17881538
The people on this site have become so pathetic