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I just made this, what should I call it? I invented it.

>> No.17877211

>>17877208
"Pale ass motherfucker spaghetti"

>> No.17877212
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>> No.17877213

>>17877208
Stir-fry and spaghetti noodles

>> No.17877214

>>17877208
"anon's special faggotry"

>> No.17877221

>>17877208
mayo beef yakisobas

>> No.17877225

>>17877211
It's linguine

>> No.17877227

>>17877208
Boiled beef faggotini

>> No.17877228

>>17877208
it's just lo mein.

>> No.17877229

>>17877208
Slop.

>> No.17877235

>>17877225
Ligma? What's ligma?

>> No.17877239

>>17877235
Steve jobs

>> No.17877240

>>17877235
Ligma these nuts lmao

>> No.17877241

>>17877228
I don't think lo mein is supposed to be boiled in water.

>> No.17877245

>>17877241
It's not water it's beef broth

>> No.17877249

>>17877241
doesn't matter if they're lo mein noodles.

>> No.17877287

linguini yuckysoba

>> No.17877353
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>>17877208
>I just made this, I call it sloppa
it's less gay than OP ones, because I used seasoning. I also put less effort in presentation, because I'm just hungry for food

>> No.17877354

Chop suey.
WAKE UP!

>> No.17877384

>>17877208
it looks so anemic anon
I can't imagine it tastes good

>> No.17877415
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17877415

>>17877208
Asians have been making that kind of dish for a very long time, anon. You didn't invent it.

>> No.17877553

Why did you make a stir fry with linguine instead of asian noodles retard

>> No.17877562

>>17877208
>White boy stir-fry
>Weeb can't cook
>White people can't stand flavor
>ketchup is spicy

>> No.17877567

Authentic Italian Carbonara

>> No.17877691

>>17877415
Fish tacos?

>> No.17877745

Linguine alla sloppa boroccolini

>> No.17877755

>>17877208
Linguine à la Slopfry

>> No.17877759

>>17877208
gruel

>> No.17877766
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17877766

>>17877208
notice all the liquid pooling on the bottom

>> No.17877798

Tomorrow’s bowel movement.

>> No.17877888

>>17877208
Disgusting white idiot appropriates Asian food, badly.

>> No.17878504

>>17877888
Cool it with the racism, pal.

>> No.17878519

>>17877208
beef chow mien

>> No.17878550
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>>17877208
City nooders

>> No.17878718

>>17877208
Looks like it's been stirred and fried....
How does "stirr fry" sound to you? Might be catchy

>> No.17878734
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17878734

>>17877208
Exceptional OP. Simply exceptional.

If I wasn't currently grooming my nine year old sister while our parents are asleep I'd give this a round of applause! Heil Jimmy Savile!

>> No.17878765

>>17878734
Does sister have any friends?
t. Rolf Harris

>> No.17878915

>>17878718
More like stir boiled.

>> No.17878938

it's called lo mein

>> No.17878942
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>>17877208
Good fucking food is what you call it
>spaghetti
>beef
>broccoli
>RED
Don't listen to the haters anon and have a good meal :3

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>>17877208

It's shit, op. Just like you. Say hello to your new baby brother.

>> No.17878999

>>17877208
Noodles Báirén

>> No.17879484

The lo mein posters are correct

>> No.17879488

>>17877766
It's called sauce

>> No.17879765
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17879765

>>17877208
Soup Pasta

>> No.17880195

>>17877208
Student's stir-fry

>> No.17880208

>>17877208
Dookie linguine

>> No.17880211

>>17877353
nice sloppa, friend. looks extra flavorful.
invest in some wood utensils though, microplastics are a bitch

>> No.17880343

>>17877208
Po' Mein

>> No.17880356

>>17877208
Penis pot pie.

>> No.17880393

Ugly Betty's beef spaghetti

On second look it could be fettuccini, if that's the case go with Bill the Meanie's Fettuccini

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>>17877208
Poo in Loo

>> No.17880462

>>17880446
Loo mein?

>> No.17880466

>>17877208
Dish Pit's Last Call

>> No.17880467

>>17880462
this thread has ended peacefully
thank you

>> No.17880473

>>17879765
Don the Rasta's Clams 'n' Pasta
>>17878942
Nate the Fake's Funnel Cake
>>17877415
Drunk Chris's Stuffed Fishes
>>17877353
Edgy Eddie's 'noods and Veggies

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>>17880467

>> No.17880904

Failure noodles with disappointment chunks

>> No.17880930

>>17880904
your cock and your gut
nice projecting

>> No.17880950

>>17877208
This is just a lazy cracker’s beef and broccoli lo mein.

>> No.17881146

>>17880950
Please don't be racist

>> No.17881154

>>17881146
fuck you honky

>> No.17881170
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17881170

"Boiled beef with frozen veggie medley blend butter sketti"

>> No.17881227

>>17881154
That's uncalled for you bigot

>> No.17881229

>>17877208
sloppy McChicken

>> No.17881237

noodles au boeuf, avec veggies...

>> No.17881729

Shrimp scampi

>> No.17882684

>>17881729
(You)
Now run along, you little scampi.

>> No.17882712

>>17877208
Meat looks boiled and there's barely any seasoning.
Grim.