/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17869725
No, i've been obese for a few years now. I miss being thin and in shape.

>>17869725
I do that every time I get drunk
Last time I ate a whole pizza
But I compensate by not eating for several days afterward
Feels good in the moment, the monster shit the day after does not

>>17869725
was fasting earlier this year and one that day I came to the usual time I broke the fast. I ate the usual meal, then I kept going back to the fridge over the course of 2 hours. I distended my stomach to the point of pain and had to sit down for a few hours. i continued for a while then turned in early, only to wake up early the next day feverish and with intestinal pain. I hunkered down on the toilet for the first bout of diarrhea of the day. I also did so three more times throughout that day, I just drank water. I didn't even consider eating that day or the next.
>Was it glorious?
no

>>17869725
I once ate 50 mcnuggets in 5 minutes.

>>17869725
any time i binge eat, it's never glorious. it's depressing and i usually deal with stomach pain afterwards. dont recommend it. eat moderately.

Mostly just pan pizzas because I associate them with hanging out with my brother and his friends

>>17869725
Ate so much beans I threw up

I give into my inner beast at every meal. I look exactly like someone who does so too. Im a total food chad.

>>17869725
I don't exactly remember what I ate, but I could barely move for hours and thinking of food made me gag, It was awful

>>17869830
Based. What was your last meal, king?

>>17869866
A chorizo, egg, and potato burrito, 4 nutty buddies, two twinkies, and a diet coke.

>>17869725
I ate about 10lbs of sliced prime rib I found in the fridge. Family was very, very upset with me. I didn't even know it was prime rib, I just noticed a heavy large Tupperware box in the fridge, opened it and it smelled nice, then I took a bite and MMMM GOOD SOFT and ate all of it.

>>17869889
That reminds me of time my little shit brother ate all my girlscout cookies. That still pisses me off. Fuck you and fuck him.

I wanted to kill myself so I spent about 400 dollars on pizza and breadsticks and wings and bbq and everclear. Took a handful of Xanax and hydrocodone and adderall and started stuffing my face.
I broke a window at some point throwing stuff and had music up too loud so cops came and hauled me away after they broke down my door to get to me. 3 forced days in a psychiatric place they released me. I wish I died that night.

>>17869725
1977 my dad made enchiladas. I love enchiladas. I was 11. I ate 12 of them. I couldn't move for 6 hours.

I love enchiladas.

When I was pretty young and overweight my parents and I were ordering at a chinese place at the mall food court and I ordered the largest meal (three entrees a side and a drink) and when I said I wanted a coke my mom said “diet” to the guy and I looked at her and said “that’s not how this works.” I’d never said anything like that before and it was in a super defiant way. Fuck me enjoy the cringe.

>>17869889
I used to do something like this when I was growing up my mother wouldn't let me near the roast until dinner was ready and we were at the table because I would eat the whole thing if I go t the chance. I was 10 and thin.

>>17869725
i have actually never done this. must be because of my nicotine and caffeine consumption so im never hungry enough

>>17869725
Every day, at every chance I get. One day my gluttony will consume the world, and you will all come to call me your lord.

>>17871112
Should've left out the addies and you wouldn't be here now to regale us with your cool stories.

>>17871133
Based 'ladachad

i think the last time was when i got depressed b/ i kept losing league of legumes games (hardstuck gold 1) so i kept making sandwiches and heating up leftovers and shit late into the night. i don't ever play if i've got a full stomach because i play worse so i just watched tf blade and jacked off
fuck that game

my brother brought home a big bag of arby's and didn't give me any so i went and bought a big bag of taco bell and i'm slowly eating it

>>17869725
Any other anons not able to gorge?
I used to be anorexic, and even now my normal BMI's because I snack all day on random shit. Whenever I sit down to eat some big hamburger or whatever I feel like I'm gonna have a heart attack and then explode

got back from a long hike, stopped at a grocery store on the way back, and proceeded to eat the entire rotisserie chicken right there in the parking lot

>>17869827
I guess you spilled the beans.

>>17871695
I eat an entire chicken several times a week.

Last night my girlfriend was making dinner. I said I just needed to get something from the store, I actually went to mcdonalds and got a big mac, chicken burger, cheeseburger and 15 nuggers. I also got a 6 pack and two canned high balls. I ate and drank all of it in a park near my house. Then when I got home I pretended I hadn't eaten anything yet and ate the dinner she made, shougayaki, miso soup, salad and rice while drinking more beer.

I woke up today with no hangover, but I've already had to shit three times and it's just past midday.

I can still remember the biggest meal I ever ate, a little over 10 years ago
>played college football
>last day of two a days (practicing twice per day in the brutal heat and humidity of August for almost 3 weeks straight, it's fucking miserable)
>we had the weekend off and I wanted to start my weekend of recovering and doing fucking nothing right
>ordered Pizza Hut
>large Meat Lovers pizza, large Supreme pizza, order of buffalo wings, order of cheesy bread
>also had a family pack of double stuffed Oreos and a two liter of Pepsi
>downed every last bite of it in a couple hours while laying in my bed watching TV
>felt so fucking good
>took the biggest shit of my life the next day

i have an allergy to wheat (not celiac an allergy) and i ate a bag of pretzels

Was home alone for a week while my mom was on vacation out of the country. Had house to myself, meaning no one to judge my food choices.

Did the usual, pizza, chips, etc. But then I happened upon a "cookie cake" at the grocery store near my house. Literally giant cookie with an obscene amount of frosting on it. Bought that fucker and was able to get through 3/4 over the course of a week.

It was amazing and terrible at the same time.

>>17869725
4 and a half hours at all you can eat sushi with no breaks.

>>17869725
This is my fetish, I'm jacking off to this thread and imaging all the posters in here are cute girls.

>>17869725
>bar hopping
>starts innocent enough
>maybe have a bite with a drink
>go to multiple bars
>not just drinking, having a bite to eat too
>grab greasy pizza at the end
my stomach hurt so much by the end after all the booze and the food, but for some reason my lard ass kept fucking ordering food. hurt bad enough I thought about purging it when I got home, but didn’t follow through with it. not my greatest moment, wish I’d never done it…

>>17871144
What an absolute mini-chad

Basically everytime Im at a chinese buffet. I take about 3 servings of meat and noodles (fuck salads, sushi and similar gay shit), then when Im about to die or throwup, I still lay some dessert on top. I feel like death even walking back to my car, but man it feels blissful.
Also, about to go to an all-inclusive resort for a week with 5 different restaurants/facilities, so I will be eating and shitting about each 2 hours.

>>17869725
I rarely go crazy, but a few years back one of my friends opened up a high end Italian place in the city and she invited me down, proceeded to bring me nearly the entire menu and stood next to me watching me eat it.

It was amazing until maybe the5-6th entree, then it started getting pretty unpleasant. Suddenly she says "how 'bout a handshake?" and brings me a Fernet, says it'll cut everything and settle the stomach, which amazingly, IT FUCKING DOES. Then she brings 3-4 more and a couple desserts. Orgiastic experience, but a hell of a ride home.

>>17872202
What a king. I used to use and abuse the Indian buffets in town before COVID hit, and I would go 3 plates minimum of lamb, chicken and samosas. My decadent waddle from their shitter and to my cars great, and I barely gained weight doing this. Somehow eating regular meals from shittier restaurants ruined my gut though.

I bought an expensive 1kg panettone and survived off it for several days. I literally did not eat anything else and drank only water

>>17872214
>It was amazing until maybe the5-6th entree
Didn’t even make it to the main course?
Fucking lightweight.

today i made several portions of pasta as meal prep

>2 large onions
>3 cloves of garlic
>1 tin of canned tomatos
>3 tins of sardines
>tomato paste
>chilli flakes
>olive oil
>250g uncooked pasta
>topped with grated parmesan and olives

after I cooked it, I split it up into 3 portions.
then i ate them all one after another
now i feel sick and my house smells like fried onions, garlic and sardines

>>17869725
every time my family went to a buffet, i always ate so much that i threw up in the parking lot before we left. wonder if the jannies had to clean it up

>>17872286
Entree is the word used for the main course(s) in the US.

>>17872341
There is only one entree in any variation. The entree is either the first entrance or the major entrance of dishes.

>>17872349
Entree is the word used for the main course(s) in the US.

>>17869725
last time i went to the foodbank they gave me a business-sized box of Kirkland granola bars, like knockoff Chewy. i think it has like 75 in it. So for the last week or two I've just been chain-eating Chewy bars whenever I want a snack. i just reached in the box and I think there are about 5 left. i gained probably 20 lbs this past winter and i was already 20lbs overweight (currently 220-225 at 5'11, easily the fattest i've ever been)

hate myself desu

>>17869725
It was tonight. Friday night. I'm quitting a manual labor job that's kept me in decent-enough shape, for an office job where I'm afraid of getting fat. Bought some exercise equipment and have been SUPPOSED to stop boozing.
Got off work, hit the Jewel's, picked up two of these bad-boys (2 for 10 deal) and a bottle of Round Rock vodka. Started smashing the shit with lemonade and iced tea, assembled a kitchen accent cabinet while preheating the oven and listening to Shane Gillis, put the pizza in, moonched down about 6 of 8 slices, and promptly passed out on the couch. Woke up about 11:30 now it's going on 3am and can't get back to sleep.
I feel like a fat retard but... It also kinda ruled. Should I have another drink?

>>17872275
i did the same thing with a king cake while i was homeless and addicted to crack in new orleans. it was glorious

>>17872375
yeah and have one for me too, King

>>17872037
Go back to d

>>17872385

>>17869725
i do 1200cal low sodium omad and i only have a cheat meal every eleven days. on that cheat meal i eat enough food for three people in the course of an hour. last cheat meal i had
-multiple deep fried shrimp tacos
-octopus cocktail
-cheese fondue
-tater tots smothered in melted cheese and sour cream
next cheat meal is chinese night and im having a shit ton of fried shrimp (im noticing a pattern here) along with porkbelly and some other shit idk yet

>>17869895
it's not his fault god made cinnamon cunny crunch so much stronger than man

>>17872037
same here

>>17872477
the way this gif doesn't replay is kino

>>17872375
Sounds comfy, gl on the new job.

Yesterday I went to burger king and for some reason I got an additional whopper and order of fries so I ate 2 whoppers and 2 medium twister fries. Put on one of the cardboard crowns.

>>17869725
ate nearly a whole tub of biscoff with some toast and chocolate as well, had a dry tongue for about 3 days after

>>17869725
I ate so much sushi on a date at a buffet that I turned the cab ride back into a trip to the aquarium

>>17869725
ate a hole can in a day

>>17872618
thank you.

>>17869725
I can't even eat more than 3 pieces of pizza, I eat very little. or once a day and fast at least once or twice a week. I could go crazy for a pot of spaghetti or a large pizza by myself around 16 or so. I am 35 now, if you're eating like this at my age you deserve fucking death

>>17869725
Years and years ago on Fridays, I would go to Dairy Queen and get a hamburger, fries, and one of those big salads and then go to the grocery store and get a pint of ice cream and a giant chocolate bar and eat it all that night. I miss it. One Thanksgiving, I had to take my dog out after eating and I had eaten so much that I had to stand bending over because standing up even slightly straight hurt so much. I never did that again.

>>17871656
i'm like this, i wonder if i have an endocrine disorder. if i eat a normal-sized portion of food, i feel like i'm gonna puke, it's hard to breathe and i get really hot, then cold. i am healthy but still underweight and i eat a lot of meal replacement stuff just to keep on top of my calories and macros.

>>17869725
When a new bakery opened up nearby, I bought 4 different breads and ate them all while still warm with butter and various other toppings. Was in pain later but I don't regret it, fresh bread is goat

one time at a hotel buffet there was a huge tray of garlic confit, I ate a shitton of cloves (plus a shitton of other food) then felt incredibly sick for several hours, shoulda made myself throw up instead of spend an awful sweaty night

>>17872223
I’ve never been to an Indian buffet

>>17869725
I'll kill for a good sandwich
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUTDL3PZhoM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6xPyOLsY5E

>>17869725
a few days ago I ate an entire 1 pound bag of pretzel twists after drinking some fireball, when I stayed over at a friends place when I was about 12 or so I ate an entire pizza and a half from little caesars.

>strictly ate very clean (almost orthorexia-levels) for several years
>prepped chicken, rice, and broccoli all week, maybe varied it by subbing in lentils, very bland overall
>uncharacteristically go to uncle's hole-in-the-wall restaurant to hang out
>it's dead, I'm bumming around alone in the kitchen
>starts to smell pretty good, eventually try something
>holy shit, it's flavor again
>sneak many more snacks throughout the evening
>get home, absolutely demolish the pantry trying different combos of things
>PB and whole sleeves of girl scout cookies
>sandwiches with different meats and cheeses
>distinctly remember running out of stuff to eat and resorting to bbq sauce on a toasted bun just because it was different

I went for pizza and beer the next day, then sort of calmed down but got stuck with this thing where even now, years later, I find that I want to snack after a meal just for additional flavors.

>>17869759
What did you win?

>>17872375
>home run inn
absolute chad

>>17869725
I worked at a bakery and I got a free tray of cookies and me and my brother decided to chew the cookies and then spit them out after we had tasted them so as to avoid the calories. I feel like that is the beginning of a borderline eating disorder. It was a strange sensation IIRC.

>>17872375
How come only shitty frozen pizzas have square peppers?

I just ate an entire bag of cookie dough bites.

>>17869725
Did 40 mg worth of edibles one night and got the munchies bad during the pandemic, got Uber Eats ate an 14 inch meatlover's pizza and a dozen wings.

>>17872996
thats 220g of sugar

>>17869725
every day when i eat a chocolate bar, feels fucking terrible

>>17875377
>>17875488
>>17875972
>>17876570
>>17877236
Oh nom nom

>>17876608
yeah

>>17869725
I ended up eating 2 papa johns pizzas and half of one of those cookie boxes they have.

I ended up feeling so full like I was gonna explode and felt sick.

>>17877615
The worst part is that it wasn't even that bad to hold my cravings in.usually after bad experiences like this, I just hate the idea of eating that sort of stuff.

>>17876608
That's half of an American's daily intake

>monday
>wife tells me she will stay a bit later at work on friday
>I was craving McD for days at that point
>start fasting in anteciaption for the no girls night
>no girls night arrives
>order 10 big macs, 20 mcnuggets, 4 chocolate pies, mcflurry, large coke
>demolish everything while watching shit on youtube
>throw up in the toilet
>feeling hungry again
>order more food
>baked rice, potatoes with bacon cheddar creamcheese, barbecue-style pork beef
>destroy everything
>pass out
>wake up saturday 2pm
>take a monster shit
>kinda hungry afterwards

Zero regrets

>>17877615
But did you have 40 pizzas in the last 30 days?

>>17877636
>throw up
>eat again
feeling normal I am not the only one that do it

>>17877844
The romans been doing that since bc times

>>17869725
Two bags of hummus chips, some shitty baklava, 3 cans of monster, two bowls of cereal, an icecream and a peperoni pizza.
>Was it glorious?
I was high so it was pretty fun

>>17877844
i have as well, almost always when drinking. might happen today as it's 11am and already slamming shots of vodka

>>17877854
I heckin love monster but I strongly suspect it is a big factor in haemorrhoids for me

When I was like 10 or 11 I ate a whole tray of potato bake my cousin prepared for the family Boxing Day barbecue and my other cousin started singing potato bake-themed song parodies whenever I saw him as a result

Lost it on morels this year. Found tons. Figured its a once a year thing so I made pan after pan. Crushed up 2 sleevea of saltines and when I ran out of crackers I made scrambled eggs with shrooms. Felt full and gross for 3 days pic related. Beginning of the sgorm

>>17871725
CARLOS!!

I work in a nursing home and those old people love to gift me pic related. I'm trying to stay away from sugar but they get sad when i don't want it so i take it and stash it away. The problem with that is I now have a cupboard full of chocolate so sometimes I snap and have to eat ALL of it. Last time this happened i ate 7 full boxes...

>>17877929
Looks like tater tots.

>>17869725
Every time I went to visit my grandparents they would always cook 2 or 3 times as much food as usual and there was basically an unspoken rule that I would try to eat as much of it as possible, usually during breakfast or family BBQ's. It was insane how much food I was able to put down. I was their only grandson so they spoiled me as much as possible.

Happened one week ago

>be me
>be drawfag
>get a huge commission from a weeb client (8 artworks for 400 bucks)
>decide to celebrate with my gf
>I go to a local italian restaurant in my town and order a lot of food
>a family size order of chicken parm
>a family size order of spicy linguini
>4 orders of that herb bread they serve you with olive oil and the dark vinegar
>I order to go
>10 min later I arrive home
>my gf felt sick during the morning and is now puking in the bathroom
>tells me that she won't be eating with me
>I tell her that we should go to the doctor but she just makes a chamomille tea and takes pepto bismol
>I have to eat all alone because the smell makes her gag
>I end up finishing all the bread with olive oil in a sitting
>I devoured half the order of chicken parm (that was half a chicken breast and like 400 mg of pasta)
>I save the spicy linguini for later
>I finish
>I ask her how she is feeling later that day
>she tells me that she is feeling all well, except for the random gag that comes and goes (at this point she was just puking the chamomille tea)
>she sleeps well and the puking stops around midnight
>I sneak in at 3am to the kitchen and finish the rest of the chicken parm
>in the morning I make waffles and she doesn't feel sick when I cook them so she eats them
>she doesn't puke and after 3 more pepto bismol spoons and a chicken soup in the afternoon she is all well again
>I eat the cold at this point linguini all by myself
>it wasn't even spicy

>>17878576
I’m salivating right now thinking about that. Love dipping fresh bread in balsamic in olive oil, though someone once told me Italians don’t approve, which I don’t care about.

>>17869725
>mom's coworker's wedding
>be fat 8 year old kid
>eat like an animal
>barf it all on the floor while the newlyweds were cutting the cake

>>17869725
Once, I ate 91 Day and Night cookies and washed them down with 4 mugs of cocoa with condensed milk, while watching 3 episodes of Sopranos on a rainy Tuesday morning, because I was sick and my parents let me skip school. It was amazing, and I would do it again.

>>17878654
other than watching S0ypranos sounds nice

>>17877929
>frying things just to fry them

Peak autism and Medigan moment

>>17878576
>400mg pasta

That's a bit stingy of them

>>17869725
Buddie and I found a pizza on the side of the road, cold, probably been there for a day....we ate it.

>be 14
>get sent to residential treatment center because mommy has BPD and was abusive so naturally that’s anon’s fault
>meat mild-to-moderate sperg with high IQ and who has skillyskills from /deepsouth/
>I otherwise think he’s a nerdy normie but this shit reminds me
>become friends/cell mates
>breakfast time with the Mormons
>friend consumes oatmeal, tub worth of yogurt, various breakfast grains
>his portioncontrol.cfg file was corrupted
>cannot shut down consoome.exe
>cellie pukes the excess str8 into his bowl after his binge
>cellie proceeds to consoom the sloppa cuz waste not, want not
>southernvaluesanheritageansheeeiiit.wav
>for some reason cellie feels sick again
>through some synergistic effect he puked a waterfall of much more than be initially ate and drank
>be 28
>still in touch with the guy half my life later

We came out pretty well-rounded.

Every now and then I'll get a craving for spaghetti. I'll cook up a half kilo of ground meat, usually pork or turkey, with 2 bulbs of garlic and 1 to 2 onions. Cook up half a box of spaghetti. Make a pot of marinara and add it to the meat then melt a wheel of camembert in it and a wedge of blue cheese. Then I'll mix in the spaghetti because I have no bowl capable of holding this monstrosity so I just eat it out of the pot like a savage. I'll fast the day before so I usually finish it all in one sitting but I'll feel sick the rest of the day and have a monstrous poo. Then the craving for spaghetti is sated for another two or three months.

>>17869725
i once ate a kilo and a half of quince, because i love it so much. i had horrendous cramps a whole night. no braps, no shits, just CRAMP and my stomach was hard like a rock.

I ate a whole nug of weed and stuffed meth shards down my pissy hole while calling wypio nigs on the Internet

>>17878759
Thanks for the recipe I’ll d this soon

>>17869725
As a child I ate plums way past the point of having diarrhea every summer and walnuts untill I lost my voice every fall
Good times

>>17877636
please consider suicide

>>17869725
when i was like 9 i ate three bowls of borsht, best damn soup ive ever had, tho i once made some black forest ham potato soup with cheese spread and it came pretty close because i hadnt eaten in a week. never really pigged out, not even on weed.

>>17878758
Kek same thing anon, rehab was fun and I made frens.

>>17869751
>one pizza
>gluttony

I once ate a 1 kg steak and 70% of a kg of pork ribs and it fucked me up, I couldn't get comfortable that night to sleep properly because my stomach was so extended, I got up numerous times, tried to puke it up but only managed a bit. I was about 108kgs at 6'4, so I'm used to smashing big meals but that really took it out of me. I won't do that again.

>>17869751
I love getting drunk and making shitty American tacos (store bought shredded cheese, old el paso shells/salsa, McCormick taco seasoning that turns the hamburger orange, sour cream, and Louisiana hot sauce) and fresh diced vidalia onion. Absolute degeneracy and it's great.

>>17878697
Fried mushrooms are fucking dope though?

i get bad cravings for raw meat a couple of times a month, i once consumed about a pound and a half of ground sirloin with soy sauce and lime juice over the course of two hours. i felt fine, braps were minimal and shit was normal the next day. will probably do again before the month is out

>>17869725
My wife housed 40 McNuggets 2 large fries and a 2 liter of sprite just to see if she could. She was a belching mess after that

>>17880107
Nice. I love a hood gutteral belch

This is how I make extra money. I was able to fund 90% of the contributions to my IRA last year with onlyfans money I receive for being gluttonous

>>17878758
He ate his puke?

BITCH NIGGA I AM ALWAYS THE BEAST DESPITE BMI NORMAL

>>17879449
It's a lot for me

>>17880191
>cool man
Have some gay admirers do you?

>>17878758

uhh who are you quoting

>>17877636
>>17878576
this never happen at all

>>17880326
Yes

>>17871795

>played college football

AT SOME CUSHY IVY LEAGUE SCHOOL!

>>17869725
I just ate 4 chocolate chip cookies after dinner

>>17880358
No you didn’t

>>17880358
This is cap

>>17880358
I too have a dad that works at Nintendo

>>17871782
Whats the gf look like?

>>17869725
One time I ate 2 large dominos pepperoni pizzas with extra cheese and half a medium bbq chicken dominos pizza and burned my ass so bath with diarea it started bleeding.

>>17871803
Is making posts as a ghost hard?

>>17880091
raw meat is based, but please dont eat raw ground meat. its the riskiest form of raw meat to eat

>>17880337
Oh but it happened. And it was fucking delicious. You can seethe.

>>17869825
what are pan pizzas? aren't they all cooked in a pan?

>>17879449
how obese are you?

>>17871795
Where do college footballers who don't make it to the NFL go

>>17881446
No? Most pizzas are not cooked in pans.

>>17869725
Got high, got in my fridge for food, saw 2 lbs of beef and had some burger buns on hand made and ate 2 lbs worth of burgers in one sitting after cooking them

>>17869725
I let loose basically every day at this point, and most of the next is spent suffering for it. It's a viscous cycle.

>>17881581
And it is based

I've been in great shape for the last decade but I still eat until I like whenever I goto a buffet.

>>17882471
Until I puke

>>17881568
we those trays where im from.

>>17880351
No, a mediocre big state school.
>>17881559
Most of my old teammates went into one of the following
>law enforcement
>coaching
>teacher
>personal trainer
>easy office job from boomer booster connections (what I did, after suffering through tons of interviews with useless HR roasties that went nowhere it was nice to skip that step and go to an interview with a hiring manager who was a big fan of our team where all we did was talk football for an hour and I knew he was going to offer me at the end)
>family business
>warehouse work
>started a small business

>>17882732
Detroit nog

>>17869725
>So anon, tell us about the time you lost all control and gave in to your inner beast. Was it glorious?
Usually when I had a gluttony episode it was with snacks/chips/fried stuff. I was often in a bad headspace/mood to begin with, started being miserable around halfway through the meal and felt like shit after. Gluttony isn't worth it.

>>17871656
I can't. I have a stomach problem where I can't eat more than maybe 600g at once or I'll be sick

That combined with low digestive speed and feeling sick from the time I wake up to usually about 2/3pm, means I can't really gorge like I sometimes want to

My brother eats 2 stuffed crust pizzas a day, though. It's 1500 calories each plus another 1000 each for the hot dogs and crust, and he usually smears it in garlic and herb dip he buys from dominos

I'm not sure how he's alive

one time I ate a massive bag of twisties then felt sick so I took some codeine then after the codeine kicked in I ate some more.
More sad than glorious but oh well.

>>17872996
Oh man condensed milk is the shit.
I could drink the entire can but I don't let myself go like that

>>17869725
When I was 29 I bought 30 bigmacs and two pepperoni pizzas, went to a motel and hired a colombian prostitute to eat them with me.

>>17883957
There's one for the bucket list

My cousin got married and at the reception they had infinite beef vindaloo. I had 6 large full plates

>>17885149
Where can I get infinite vindaloo

How can people eat so much?

>>17882965
not from mutt land faggot.

I want to eat food

>>17885175
he really does look like he's holding a frog in his mouth.

>>17880031
for me, its eating shitty sardines in lousiana hot sauce and shitting pure acid the next day

>>17869725
80$ dollars of mcdonald
.... it was shit

>>17885415
Denial

>>17880337
you will never pass

>>17869725
> Be me
> Go for the first time at Disneyland Paris with my family i invited
> The cheapeast hotel in the park is still pretty expensive
> Invite my family to the buffet of the hotel
> Very expensive but you can eat anything you want
> Deside to gorge myslef beauce "fuck it" it's probably my last time in this Park anyway
> Eat a full plate of french fries with cheese sauce and tacos. Another plate of pasta with cheese and meatballs and a final plate of Lasagna.
> 50 cl of coke + a big chocolate cake slice
> Try to finish everything with a vanilla ice cream but i'm so full it starting to hurt.
> Stole a lots of small breads and hide them in my bag for the next day in the park
> The morning of the next day is horrible because of belly pain

Shit was still glorious tho

>>17880191
Are you king ass ripper?

>>17886515
Those plates sound awful. I shudder to think of what options you must have passed over to decide on those.

>>17871144
Now that's based

A couple nights ago I made 2 meals worth of spagheti and ate it all.
Mind you there was no meat involved in this, just spagheti, cheese and tomato sauce, but that's my usual

>>17871144
You can't have three entrees. The entree is either the first course or the main course, depending on your locality. It can't be more than one course.

>>17871158
Sure
>>17872465
You are weaker than a snack

>>17880191
Everybody wants to sit around the table and eat the sausage, huh? Well this is how the sausage is made.

I just ordered an extra large pizza and will probably eat the whole thing myself

My friends grad party back when I was in high school. He was rich so he had a giant fucking buffet of bullshit. Had like, 4 burgers, pizza and a half, giant bowl of mac n cheese, 3 hot dogs, lot's of fucking chicken wings and about 4 slices of cake.

one time I took a huge wet poo in the jannie's mouth and they ate it all then begged me for more! it's true the janitor's here are shit eating faggots who work for free!

>>17880191
there are gay footfags?
how do you get THIS fucked up lmao

ate around 10 pizzas and pies several times several years ago because i've got some coupouns for free stuff . felt really bad every time, but wanted to ride high and abuse it while i could.

>>17869725
The actual eating was glorious. The time after was uncomfortable for several hours until my stomach finally digested it all. I would still love to do it all the time though, but I can't as I would get fat. I have vacation time coming up in August, so I will likely pig out then.

Why is eating so damn pleasurable? Especially comfort foods such as pasta and cookies?

>>17886618
just watch me

>>17869725
As an adolescent I somehow developed a fetish for binge eating similiar to >>17872037 and >>17872477. In my mid teens I'd save up all the money I'd earn from working a shitty part time grocery store job and spend it all on copious amounts of food that I'd smuggle home and consume in my room as quickly as possible. One time I ate 3 whole large dominos pizzas, a tub of ice cream, an entire pie, and 2 liters of Pepsi in the span of three hour. It was thoroughly sexually thrilling but I'm pretty sure I almost ruptured my stomach and died. I don't do shit like that anymore because I'm not a retarded self-destructive teenager and I've found healthier ways to channel my sexual fantasies.

>>17869725
Not me, but my dad ate so much one Thanksgiving that he had to go to the hospital and get his stomach pumped.

About 2 weeks ago i made a big bowl of stirfry as my meal of the day. I used the unmarked can I found at the grocery store, it turned out to be fermented black beans. However they were EXTREMELY salty and pretty much ruined the whole thing. I finished it and drank 2 litres of water because of the salt and ate a pear to get the taste out of my mouth (didn't work). I was on and off the shitter (diarrhea) for the next 3 hours and had pretty bad cramps until the next morning
This was a small fraction of the calories of every other post so i'm not sure if it counts

>>17871636
>league of legumes
i kek'd
>>17873177
check thyroid hormone
>>17880191
what in the actual fuck

>>17869725
I'm but a humble worshipper of the one true king.

>>17869725
I bought a 1 pound burger 2 days after an all you can eat sushi buffet.

>>17877832
No… did you? I can imagine your poops being very inconsistent.

Would frequently order from dominos while high or drunk
>large pepperoni bacon pizza (or double pineapple)
>2 lava cakes
>32 bread bites
>maybe the bacon BBQ boneless wings

If I ate all 32 of the bread bites, it was almost a guarantee that I would wake up in the middle of the night with heartburn so fierce, I would attempt to burp it up and eventually puke

Now Dominos is overpriced as fuck

>>17880191
That man is into vore

>friend eats a vast meal
>I eat quarter of mine
>she looks at my plate
>I see the glint in her eye and give it to her out of fear for my life
>she eats it all
>she is now in physical pain
>she waddles home like a penguin which has swallowed a bowling ball
>this happened every time we ate
Also she's a tiny Asian girl.

Last nite watching south park I drank eleven beers ate a bag of frozen turkey meatballs and a big bag of ruffles cheddar and sour cream than a share size bag of bday cake Hershey's kisses and a big mug of vit d milk. Lifted weights all day and didn't eat anything though I feel great today mite do it again.

>>17869725
>3 triple cheeseburgers
>2 mcchicken burgers
>3 large fries
>3 large drinks
>24 nuggets
>a banana
>family pizza
>a whole garlic bread
>12 chicken wings
>big bowl of ice cream
>whole family bag of M&Ms
>12 beers
>4 rum and cokes
>6 shots of tequila
>glass of wine (made me throw up)
>kebab
>and a whole Halal snack pack

In a 6 hour window, plus we were snacking on potato chips and doritos between meals

>>17878178
holy based

>>17891268
those bday cake hersheys are so close tk being good, but they’re really not

>>17891327
Look at this fancy bastard eatin ice cream from a bowl

>>17869759
That reminds me of a tale from high school.
>be me
>first day in history class
>see girl from my grade that looks cute, solid 7
>start talking to her
>after class my friend who noticed this pulled me aside
>"yo anon that girl is a hoe, heard a story about her sucking dick for mcnuggets"
>ask him if he was kidding, looks at me dead serious and says "that rumor is well known, how did you not hear it?"
>be me socially awkward autist who doesn't talk to people much
>bullet dodged

>>17891999
should have offered her nuggets

>>17892345
ew no someone with that low of standards probably ain't clean

>>17892473
What are you implying about mcnugs bro?

>>17891999
Is this a story about when you first realized you were gay?

I once ate a pic related and felt like I was poisoned, and instantly constipated.

>>17869725
I raped your mom and aside from the smell it was glorious.

>>17871133
1977? Did you mean 1997?

>>17872528
it angers me to no end fuck you and fuck this gif

>>17871133
Wholesome enchila-dad story.

>>17878576
Your girlfriend is pregnant, Congrats.

Not a particularly glorious meal, but I slammed down three of those gigs bowls of pho at my favorite restaurant
Crab Rangoon and spring rolls included, of course
Please forgive my normie-tier act of gluttony

>>17891183
How does one become friends with a tiny Asian female that likes to eat a lot?

>>17886618
>depending on your locality
Well at the locality of the Chinese place in the mall food court you can have three entrees, I’ve seen it.

>>17886592
>>17889908
Damm i want to ride on his dirty belly and kiss those lips full of mayo

>>17893935
Sit down next to them in the first week of university lectures I guess

>>17886515
>50cl
euro detected
I never could get used to cl and dl measurements even though I grew up with metric. L and ml are fine though.
Similarly I never could "get" ounces. Cups and gallons are fine but 5oz might as well be gibberish to me.

Used to get free food at Vegas thanks to a relative who gambled at some of the better casinos (Wynn, Cosmopolitan, etc.) on the Strip. I’ve eaten so much a few times that I was in pain and felt like I needed to go to the hospital. It was not glorious but it was pretty good.

>>17891906
Agreed caught my l In the candy aile a I will not be eating again. Everytime I try something bday cake flavored I usually get disappointed but eat em all waste not want not an all

>>17871725
Fucken eh carlos

>>17869725
everytime I go to burger king, I add 3 patties to my xxl double cheese bacon, making it a quintuple cheese bacon, everytime I end up wanting to puke, but man is it worth it

>>17881568
>no?
are you asking him a question about what you yourself said? holy shit.

>>17896461
They taste just like shitty funfetti frosting, which, if you eat plain, has a harsh chemical bite to it.

I remember when I was a teen and got put on SSRIs I got a massive increase in appetite. My usual Chik Fil A order was an original chicken sandwich, fries, large cookies and cream milkshake, and 4 piece chicken strip. Served with honey mustard for the strips and polynesian for the fries.

Aside from that, I try to kinda moderate myself nowadays. I'm slightly overweight still but am yo-yoing my way down to my goal.

>>17869725
Drank gallon of Monster. Felt pretty good after I shit. I had a reason to do it though.
I also ate a box of Fruity Pebbles with a Red Bull that same day. Then I had a sundae. I don't recommend the Fruity Pebbles with Red Bull.

>>17869759
been there, brother
>burger king does the "10 nuggets+dipping sauce for 2€" deal
>eat 50 nuggets with 5 different dipping sauces

>>17869725

>>17881559
Mcdonalds

I eat 40 pieces of sushi in one sitting about every other week. Once in a while I eat 4 big macs (just burgers though). I guess the most I've ever eaten was 15 slices of pizza hut pan pizza + salad.

I ate 48 jumbo wings at a bar with a daily all you can eat special. We went all the time but that time I ate 48. My lips were white and cracking from all the vinegar but I felt pretty good about it otherwise

Just finished a WoW raid back in 2018, domions closes at 22:00 and I just managed to place my order at like 21:50
I got
X1 large pizza, double pepperoni, cheesey stuffed crust, double cheese and jalapenos
X1 large pizza, anchovies, Italian ham, sausage, red onion
X1 garlic bread
X1 pizza bread
X1 1.25L coke
X1 Ben and jerrys chocolate chip cookie dough
Plus all the dips,.mostly garlic and herb dips

After a long and stressful raid I sat and watched the office (US) while I eat all of it
It was like I was in heaven, just food all around me with no end in sight
As much as I wanted and more
I finished everything except the ice cream, I eat half and put the other half in the freezer
Fuck I should do that again..

>>17877636
>>wife tells me she will stay a bit later at work on friday
perhaps you have more serious problems than controlling your appetite

>>17898429
Dude's a fucking monster
He makes it look like it hurts

>>17880327
>uhh who are you quoting
A retard.

>>17892796
Nah, she wasn't.
But I did get scare.

>>17883387
>My brother eats 2 stuffed crust pizzas a day, though. It's 1500 calories each plus another 1000 each for the hot dogs and crus
An entire stuffed crust is at minimum 3000 calories

>>17869725
i do it every time i order a personal pizza but one time i ordered a large and i went to town because i didnt eat breakfast that way and i wanted lunch. also i have to watch myself when I eat pringles because I have eaten the entire tube without noticing. i love pan pizzas and will die on a hill for them. the oily bottom and the chewy dough are everything to me. i also love bj's pizza even if theyre 90% bread because god damn do i love stuffing my mouth full of food because i like the feeling.

>>17881477
not that anon, but I eat 2 pizzas a week while holding 21 BMI and those pizzas are either for dinner or breakfast.
I do walk a lot though, regularly skipping public transport when my target is less than 5km far

>>17888543
Glorious post

>>17880191
how do i convince my friend that he's needs to pay his taxes?

>>17869725
ate 5 burgers this week
they were school lunches

>down a fuck ton of alfredo
>house has nothing to drink
>decide to kill the tequilla in its stead
>need to vomit
>feel so sick that i forget to vomit in the toilet instead of the sink
> call in sick the next day
>while home trying to heal, realize i dont have anything to eat home except some remaining alfredo

>>17899718
you just have a high standard metabolism, regularly skipping public transport doesn't keep you skinny if it's less than 5km

>share a flat with 2 roommates
>sometimes they don't want to order food when I want to
>"allright, I'll order by myself"
>get overcharged on small orders on most apps

When I come home from work, tired and hungry and this happens I end up getting deals with 2 meals for me

>>17869725
Gluttony is a sin. So no.

>>17869725
Sometimes, I get a Combo B from the Chinese place. That''s two entrees and all chow mein in the bottom dish. I eat it all. In one sitting.

>>17878671
Watch it chrissy

>>17898429
I wonder if he puked afterwards, and if not, what kind of shit he took later.

>>17898565
Whats stopping you?

Do it. Do it tonight! Indulge yourself, you deserve it I'm sure of it.

>>17898565
Incredibly based

>>17882954
The meme reference got lost but it's cool knowing football players get to enjoy a comfy life if they don't get to NFL. Usually they are portrayed as losers in media which always made me a bit sad for some reason.

>>17869725
I don’t consider myself a glutton, but rather a gourmande and general bon vivant and yes ive lived my life accordingly with everything that comes along with that distinction. I have zero regrets.

>>17903168
that's a lot of words to say that you're fat

Last week, post funeral. Stopped at a pizza place. I'm from Chicago and know pizza. This dump had the best I ever had. Crisp crust, loads of toppings, sublime sauce. I freaking ate way too much. On the verge of puking all the way home.

>>17869751
>Feels good in the moment, the monster shit the day after does not
But that's the best part

>>17872375
Absolute dawg

When I was about 12, I ate 2 entire boxes of Reese's Puff Cereal with half a gallon of milk (don't worry it was only 2%) in giant salad bowl over the course of a day. Never again.

>me and my friends decide to go to burger king at 11PM after hanging out all day
>surprising line of cars and theres probably 1 or 2 stoners working not expecting such a rush
>wait 20 minutes to order
>wait another 10 minutes to swing around and pick up the food
>check the bag, half the items aren't ours or are missing
>have one of our friends go inside to complain
>comes back out another 15 minutes later with our real order
>we get to keep the botched order
>all 3 of my friends in the car aren't really that hungry
>eat 2 whoppers, 2 bacon cheeseburgers, somewhere in the range of 10-20 nuggets, a fuckton of fries, mozzarella sticks we had for some reason, and a chicken sandwich

>>17881572
I did the same thing 15 years ago, and washed it down with half a bottle of Johnny Walker Red, puked all over the shower, can't even stand a whiff of red label nowadays

>>17871656
I feel you anon, small quantities are enough after a while it loses its novelty. Ive found that drinking a spirit before eating or a beer while eating lets you gorge more, also anon if you were underweight you should smoke weed to increase caloric intake if you have no apetite.

>>17869725
every friday night for the last year or so i've eaten pic related
>1.5lbs of pepperoni
>two bags of party size chips
>24 things of snacking cheese
>1 gallon whole milk
it ends up being around 13000 calories.

I weigh 330lbs

>>17904641
Hey, 330lbs is light.

how do i cure my food addiction.

>>17904641
>gomad
Based

>>17871656
>>17873177
>>17883387
>>17904624
can you fuck off back to tumblr with your faggot eating problems please? thanks and God bless

>>17904673
stop eating

>>17898118
I used to put that on graham crackers when I was a kid

>>17872341
thats retarded, why dont they just say main course? entrée literally means opening, its supposed to open your appetite and make you wait while cooks are doing your main dish.

>>17873241
>ate four loaves of bread
>was in pain

>>17898533
All you can eat wing places fucking rock.
>go out with friends to such a place
>eat 4 dozen wings, a plate of fries, 4 pints of beer, and probably close to a cup of ranch
>shit liquid fire the next morning
>smells so bad I start gagging on the toilet

>>17869725
I ate at least 6 steaks and like 20 potatoes steaks recently because these rich people we gonna throw them out. It wasn't glorious I just can't stand to see food go to waste.

>>17871656
Yeah I can't eat either, It's just such a chore. I smoke so much weed to help but I'm never hungry. Then I get too high and don't wanna cook. I'm 5'11" and weigh 112 lbs as of this morning.

>>17877929
Damn dog I am jealous

>>17878697
what did he mean by this?

>>17872375
yes haha do it bro epic lmao smash it
kys

>spend the entire semester studying abroad in Japan just goofing off
>take the exams, somehow pass
>so relieved I buy a fucking convenience store feast

>pork bun, pizza bun
>karaage chicken
>couple sticks of the yakitori w green onion
>two microwaveable hamburgers
>favorite microwaveable meat sauce pasta
>bunch of assorted sweets
>all with like three or four strong zeroes
I'm pretty sure I went out to eat/drinking that night later, too

>>17869725
I order 2 large pizzas every friday, I eat both within a couple hours
I'm not even obese, fairly skinny but got some belly chub

>>17872037
YWNBAW

>>17869725
2 days before I ran a marathon-
- A 500 gram bag of oats, raw from the bag with a spoon
- 500 grams of yoghurt with half a bottle of honey
- 1 large pizza
- 4 servings of pasta dinner
- 1 tub of ben and jerries
My body was fucked with all the exercise, could eat all this and still be hungry. Fucked me up afterwards when I stopped exercising.

>>17869827
This nigga eatin beans

>>17872037
Based. Just jacked off to katina eats kilos

One day i woke up hungover and fried up some leftover spaghetti and a slice of pizza.
I also had 3 english muffins w/ peanut butter and jelly; a microwave bacon egg and cheese bkfst sandwich; a microwave french toast w/ sausage sticks and a 40 oz miller lite.
I wnet back to bed, turned the a/c down as low as itd go and jacked off to alexis texas peeing.
After about 20 min i got back up and made an entire cookie sheet worth of scrapple and pork roll and while that was cooking i had 2 gin&tonics. I ate the meats w an obscene amt of ketchup.
Then I laid in bed all day and jacked off like 20 times to weird shit and eventually took a 45 min shower.

one time I ate 7 cheeseburgers in one sitting while playing an MMO
those were the days...
now I have to stop on the 6th

>>17869725
I once saw a 1.5kg lasagne in a supermarket and couldn't resist the challenge. I can only imagine how much trans and unsaturated fat I ate, but I did the whole thing in one sitting. Not American or overweight btw

>>17909782
>alexis texas peeing
Thanks m8

>>17869725
I smoked 3 blunts, ate 2bags of tortilla chips, 1.5 quarts of salsa, pint quac, danish 2cupcakes 3bowls of corn flakes, 2 gal of water, I naan pattie, 2.5lbs dried mango, 1.5 lbs of dries apricots, chipotle burrito, and 2footlong subways. Meatball and tuna. And it was the best. And I rode like 160 miles on roads and Wobegon trail

And a blizzard.

>>17910069
Feels bad to see age hit someone like that.
I'm sure with some exercise you can get back up to 7 one day.

When I was 7 I went to a wedding and my grandpa let me have as many shirley temples and shrimp cocktails as I wanted. Nobody remembers how many shirley temples I had but I ate at least two entire trays of shirmp. When I got home I wasn't feeling well so my mom sat me in front of a box fan to blow on my face, which I then point-blank projectile vomited into. By all accounts it was like something out of the exorcist. They had to replace the carpet and paint the walls.

>>17912462
That's one of those stories you hear from your parents every other year.

Call me in 12 hours. Right now I'm getting ready to braise a four and a half pound brisket.

>>17880351
TRY UNIVERSITY OF TEXAS

https://youtu.be/gAYV1cG9mfE

thats good going

>>17913012
Post a thread please, anon. That sounds great.

>>17913135
I will! Right now it is in the fridge with a dry rub, mostly Zatarain's Blackened spice. Going to add some smoked pap before I begin cooking.

>>17881559
>Where do college footballers who don't make it to the NFL go

You realize that less than 1% of college athletes get into the NFL. Your question is like asking "what do people who aren't billionaires do?". The answer is normal shit like everyone else.

>>17869725
When I was young I helped this professor move all of their books out of their basement with a few friends. He ordered Hawaiian pizza for us, which I never had before. He ordered a shit ton, and throughout the day I just kept popping into the kitchen for more pizza. Definitely a favorite food memory. Then the dude gave us a ton of money (maybe like $150). I used it to buy a new watch. Shit was cash.

>>17877851
They haven't, and a vomatorium doesn't mean what you think it does.

>>17869830
>>17869866

I ate 2 apples once

>eating burrito
>it begins to fall apart
>drop it onto a plate
>start ripping it apart with my mouth like a ravenous wolf
>keep repeating "They did this to me" in my head
Happens a couple times a week. The people at my local Mexican joint suck at folding the burritos. I have a fantasy of going in there and showing them what they reduce their loyal customers to.

>fast three days
>ketones in pee hooray
>need some random shit
>icecream half off, buy 2 boxes "for later"
>devour both before the day is over
>restart fast with huge brainfog thanks to all the carbs

>>17915053
>oh no my magic meme diet fails to compensate for the lack of control that lead to my problem in the first place

>>17869725
I've gorged so much I don't know the worst case of glutton that I had, I know one time I ordered like $25 worth of McDonalds and ate all of it, also gorged at chinese buffets. I use to get

3 McChickens
2 large fries
20 piece nugget

and sometimes I'd go to burger king and get a Bacon King (Most fattening burger on the menu, it's like 3,000 calories) two large fries, and some value menu cheeseburgers.

>>17915107
>fasting
>magic meme diet

Fasting isn't a diet, retard.

A while back I got into the slow carb diet, and holy shit was it one of the worst choices I ever made. Part of the diet was "infinite cheat days" once a week. I would take out all of my pent up diet frustration in once a week hedonist day.
> Start the day with a mcdonalds order
> Big mac, fish filet, chicken sandwich, 2 apple pies, 20 piece nugget, large mcflurry, large coke, all the ranch I could talk them into giving out
> Lunch would be a trip to the gas station for a monster sized coke, an arm full of donuts and bear claws, and a bunch of those rolling buffalo chicken rods
> Dinner is a huge buffalo wild wings boneless/fries and ranch order with a few slices of their chocolate cake
> Late night snack driving through a shake place for 1-2 large shakes
The crazy thing is I actually did lose weight over a few months on the diet. It was an absolute wreck on my eating habits and weight in the long term though, as once I was off of it I craved those gorging days. I never would have considered spending a day eating even ONE of those meals if I had not been given a free ticket to do it a few times by a diet that promised results.

>>17869725
>Haven't eaten all day
>Want a chicken burger
>Out of fries
>Ah whatever
>Deep fry chicken, assemble optimum burger
>Consume
>Still hungry
>Still have chicken
>Start to prepare chicken, toast bun etc
>Starting to feel less hungry as hunger hormones back off
>Continue anyway
>Assemble burg
>Consume
>Start to feel sick
>Be sick
>Feel like shit and that I wasted my time
>Consider eating something else, decide against it and go to bed
>Wake up at 4 in the morning ravenous
>Half awake, consume half a pack of rich tea in a haze
>Go back to bed
>Wake up
>Feel sick
>Be sick

The moral is, never try

>>17869725
It's usually a bag of chips like Spicy Doritos or Hot Frito's, I eat a few and it's all gone.

>>17869725
every thanksgiving I get shitfaced on wine and entertain family and friends while eating the entire turkey.

>>17869725
thats like almost every day for me. god i hate having binge eating disorder

>>17915813

In what universe do you look at this and seriously, with all honesty, call this a diet. A normal person's cheat day couldn't hit one of these meals in calories you absolute fat piece of shit.

>>17869725
getting fat is so fun, not fitting into your pants...torture

>>17916380
Literally all I want to do is eat. If I was rich or I win the lottery or something I would just turn my house into a 24/7 gluttony palace with cooks and servants. I would die a giant, happy blob.

I ordered myself 5 pizzas with pepperoni and a bunch of other shit on it with 7 bottles of pepsi and mountain dew just to last me through a full week.

>>17917093
7 2 liter bottles*

>>17917093
this won't even last you a weekend though?

>>17901339
he 100 percent purges. it is physically impossible to do those challenges and not purge. it will be extremely uncomfortable if he doesnt. people in his comments will cope and say he diets and works out.

>Got fired from job
>Girlfriend left me 2 weeks after
>Running out of money. Have to go back to my parents'
>1 week later covid hits
>Lowest point in my life.
>Lost confidence and all self-steem
>Start drinking and eating like crazy every single day.
>Burgers, pizza, all kinds of shit.
>Gain 40 kgs

It's over for me.

>>17917713
>only 40kg
get a load of this amateur
I bet you are still under 160

I had a bagel with cream cheese and liked it so much that I immediately got another bagel with cream cheese and ate nearly half of it.

>>17908725
Respect