/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17858247
It's the only vegetable that tastes good desu

>>17858247
>Flower

>>17858255
Not op but how do you not know its a flower ??
Are you 7

>>17858247
i eat the trees and it makes poop come out of my body when i want it to.
what's the problem.

>>17858247
It's a vegetable that humans literally evolved into existence. By eating broccoli you salute your ancestors, and take pride in the capacity for human invention.

>>17858247
Tastes good.

>>17858247
tastes rotten even when fresh

For me, it's boiled with some salt

Winners eat it. I eat it

>>17858751
And you are still a loser. It should make you think.


Rich and sucesful people don't waste their time on peasant food.

>>17858247
>toxic
proofs?

>>17858247
you need to work on your grammar, boy

>>17858255
Yes. It's a flower. Do they not teach ypu this in school? Are you American?

I saw on a food documentary that we should eat a brassica vegetable at least every two days, are they lying to us?

>>17859077
>Do they not teach ypu this in school?
No they dont, not in my country (as far as I remember) I learnt it a while later while reading about food on my own

>>17859077
I don't even think they should have to teach it in school I think it should be fairly obvious

>>17859077
I'm american. All the time in school was used for holocaust class.

>>17859096
Well hopefully you know better not to have kids in a country like that

>>17859095
It's not, unless you see it bloom which most people would not

>>17859106
What part of the plant do you think this is then?

>>17859117
I already know it's a flower, before I learnt that I never thought about what part it was because I didn't care

>>17859119
I mean most people just have an innate understanding of the world around you.

This to me would be like explaining to somebody that meat came out of a animal.

>>17859119
I know people are s*** hits on here but that is just crazy to me that someone could not know something so simple.

>>17858247

>>17859127
>>17859130
It doesn't look like a typical flower so they don't assume that it is, if someone gave it more than a minute's thought they would figure it out easily, but most people don't think about something so insignificant because it just doesn't matter to them

>>17859142
I do not think you know what the word innate means

>>17859150
People are too lazy to have innate understandings, I'm not sure how you dont understand my point that the world is too apathetic to have opinions on artificial vegetables that dont have natural appearances

>>17859177
We really do need a one or two child policy

>>17859190
>How can people not think the same way I do in a world that doesn't resemble anything natural
Okay autismo

>>17858975
>>17859134
Broccoli is loaded with goitrogens, particularly one group called thiocyanates. The consequence of eating these thiocyanates is the potential to develop the very serious condition of hypothyroidism

One guy did an experiment and ate nothing but brocoli for a week. He was fatigued, poisoned and literally felt like dying:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbTqsiysiOs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RH-FjDQDT4Y&t=1s

Green flower that looks unapetizing and toxic, smells fucking horrid is...TOXIC. Who would've thought kek

>>17859313
>One guy did an experiment and ate nothing but brocoli for a week. He was fatigued, poisoned and literally felt like dying:

Well no shit

>>17859322
Right, he forgot his vegan vitamin stack. He would be much better if he took magic pills.

>>17859313
>One guy did an experiment and ate nothing but brocoli for a week. He was fatigued, poisoned and literally felt like dying:
"If you cannot sustain yourself on this food and this food alone, it must be unhealthy", what kind of fucking argument is that?

I am willing to be convinced, but it will have to be some scientific or quantitative argument, not some youtube vlogger eating nothing but one food and then wondering why it's not good for you.
Is it just me or is 4chan getting increasingly delusional?

>>17859313
>consume a few hundred calories at most of carbs
>no fat or protein
>trying to remain physically active while doing this
>"i don't feel good"
surprising!

>>17859425
You sound delusional. It has no actual nutrients, only anti-nutrients in the form of goitrogens/thiocyanates it's a literal poison, that our body naturally tries to reject.

>I have survived on nothing but pizza for an entire month.
>Not only have I proven that pizza is healthy for you
>But I've proven that I am the healthiest man in America by eating nothing but the healthiest food.

>>17859502
based.

>>17859502
Pizza, at least a proper one. Has protein, fats and carbs. So that's perfectly reasonable food. Unlike this >>17859444
toxic trash. Flowers shouldn't be eaten, I thought this was common knowledge since the dawn of time.

>>17859520
AND THE RETARD ACTUALLY DOUBLES DOWN.
AHAHA HOLY SHIT.

/Thread

>>17859541
>anime tranny
>calling anyone a retard
You didn't refute any of his points. Go eat your toxins and kill yourself, tranny.

>>17858247
>Bad for you

Based. Started roasting these fellas this week and they're pretty tasty with mushrooms.

>>17859520
>Flowers shouldn't be eaten, I thought this was common knowledge since the dawn of time.
Some flowers are edible. Not eating plants hasn't been common in human history.

>>17858946
Midwit take. How do you think caviar became prized by the rich? Or ceviche? Or brisket? Brainlet.

>>17859313
If you eat nothing but broccoli for a week you are retarded. If you use a guy eating nothing but broccoli for a week as evidence that it's bad, you're even more retarded. I shouldn't have to explain why, because the answer should be self evident.

>>17859520
Civilizations since the dawn of time and before have eaten flowers. Our primitive ancestors ate them too. Acting authoritatively about shit you know nothing about seems to be a hallmark of 4chan lately

>>17859077
No anon, my EVROPAN school did not cover the properties of broccoli or indeed any other vegetables or fruits for that matter
I know, it's shameful

>>17859549

>>17858255
Yes flowers. Have you never seen brocolli bloom before?

>>17859925
I've never seen that before, looks cool. Thanks anon
>>17859853
There are anime centered boards on this website, use them. The cooking board is not for anime.

>>17859670
>source
My ass

>>17859925
Most people don't see broccoli outside a grocery store so no

>>17859947

>>17859967
Do you really need to be handed essays every time someone mentions a supposed fact? If you question it go read about it to learn more

>>17859982
Cooking is not anime

>>17859967
Your ass is a source for old cum and double sided dildos

>>17860050
This is a cooking-themed anime board

>>17860050
Cooking and anime are not mutually exclusive.
Feel free to report every anime picture you see as being off topic.
Let us know how that turns out for you.

>>17860284
/ck/ - food and cooking
I sure don't see "anime" in the board title
>>17860293
On this board they are, and yes I do report anime posters on irrelevant boards. I would expect visitors of the anime boards to report off topic posts, wouldn't they?

>>17860419
It's an anime website. Every board is an anime board with its own specific theme
>come to anime website
>WTF NOOOOOOO WHY IS THERE ANIME HERE

>>17860284
>>17859982
>>17859853
ok groomer

>>17860517
Projecting

>>17860518
Deflecting

>>17859088
Brassica is the single most important plant family after any of the grains for humans. Just the family of Brassica that broccoli is in, brassica oleracea, composes of a good portion of vegetables you can get in the market.

>>17860517
Welcome to 4chan.

>>17860536
Brassica rapa, which the most common family member is the turnip, is probably as important if not more than Brassica oleracea in East Asia.

>>17860531
>>>/wsg/4530403

>>17860536
Brassica got mogged HARD by Solanum in the last few hundred years.
It's not even close anymore.

>>17858247
Fuck off

>>17860553
The potato would qualify as a grain, and I agree, nothing can beat that. But arguably, the rest of the family with tomatoes and eggplants as fruits can't really compare to the variety Brassica does.

>>17860581
>The potato would qualify as a grain
No it doesn't.
That's like calling a carrot a grain.

>>17860581
Tomatoes, egg plants, AND peppers. If we're talking the same family.

>>17858247
I eat stupid amounts of broccoli. Low calories for the amount of bulk.

>>17860563
Nice argument, you vegan subhuman

All fitness you tubers and meal prep people say that broccoli is healthy for you. Therefore it is healthy. Considering the price and easy preparation. It becomes a good side dish to add.

>>17860713
>All fitness you tubers and meal prep people say that broccoli is healthy for you.
They are paid to say that. And if you listen to other people instead of making your own research, then you are a retard.

>>17860536
for me, it is the Lactuca.

>>17858247
>spreading disinfo about broccoli on a cambodian beatboxing forum
this is some avant-garde shitposting

>>17861454
see >>17859313

You are coping hard. Just like believers indoctrinated by their parents during developement of the childish brain.