/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Do amerifats really? this looks like something for your car

>>17859078
They really do. One gallon of bluechem a day is standard. Many drink much more.

>>17859072
>0% JUICE
oh.. cool

>>17859072
>heres a gallon of E numbers kids

I HATE THE GOYSLOP I HATE SEED OILS I HATE CORN SYRUP AND I HATE THE ANTICHRIST

delicious

>>17859072
>juice
>contains 0% juice
that shit will straight up kill you

>>17859113
I prefer pink flavor

>>17859072
Both will clean glass but you can't drink both

>>17859072
Now you know the magic that is brominated vegetable oil.
Brominated vegetable oil (BVO) is a complex mixture of plant-derived triglycerides that have been reacted to contain atoms of the element bromine bonded to the molecules. Brominated vegetable oil is used primarily to help emulsify citrus-flavored soft drinks, preventing them from separating during distribution.

>>17859476
>Mt. Dew Voltage
My ex used to drink 10 bottles of these a day

>>17859476
the one on the right
windex doesnt bubble like that

>>17859486
don't worry she still does

> it's just water with corn syrup, blue food coloring and preservatives

One has to respect the childlike innocence and unpretentious nature of the American people. It's really impossible not to like them.

>>17859537
I have no clue who actually drinks this shit, I live in FL and I've never seen someone just sip on a glass of corn syrup isolate. Who is the target audience?

>Ingredients: Water, high fructose corn syrup, citric acid, propylene glycol, natural and artificial flavors, gum acacia, potassium sorbate (preservative), neotame, Blue #1 and brominated vegetable oil.
>Brominated vegetable oil is used primarily to help emulsify citrus-flavored soft drinks, preventing them from separating during distribution.
kek

>>17859072
I get it's cheap as fuck subhuman slop that only the worst lards would ever drink, but did they have to put it in surplus windshield wiper bottles? I'd expect to pour that shit into my car or washing machine.
>>17859570
I dunno anon every time these things come up Americans claim nobody actually drinks them, but someone evidently does otherwise they wouldn't be sold.

what gets me the most is that there are scientists who went to college and all and now sit in a lab all day to craft up the worst possible ''food'' you could imagine
literally spending years on an education to dump a bunch of chemicals together that will inevitably turn everyone fat and ugly and stupid
kinda funny

>>17859570
>>17859639
only the poorest of welfare parasites get this shit

>>17859650
Actually, welfare turds get so many goddamn food stamps they can buy premium brands in the most expensive convenience sizes from the highest priced vendors.
Its the people who actually work for a living, and just BARELY don't qualify for free food who drink this shit.
The poor eat better than I do, an educated white man with a professional career.

>>17859772
>seethe this hard
pls cope

>>17859072

Every time I see this repost I think of those old Doctor Dreadul food toys.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfs8hVNvVik

I imagine to make those tarantulas they used a similar chemical sloppa to what they put in the (((((fruit beverage))))).

>>17859483
That must be that Sunny D feel.

>>17859112
fuckin based

>>17860633
>Gout
Pls don't drink that

>>17859107
it's a punch. also blue raspberries don't exist

>>17859772
consider pulling yourself up by the bootstraps.

am i being memed? everytime i go on /ck/ i see this fucking blue gallon jug

>>17860766
They're called whitebark raspberries.

>>17859483
it isn't listed in Tampico ingredients

>>17860856
the flavoring doesn't come from any form of existing raspberry. it was literally just, invented.

man I wish I could play around with esters. but that implies I can manage to
1. source them
2. not poison myself.

>>17860935
>>17860856
>whitebark raspberries.
also thanks for yet another species a berry that I now have to plant when I move to the country side. don't think I've heard about these.

>>17859113
>>17859465
Free is superior

>>17861064
Green*, that's what you get with phoneposting

>>17859107
Holy shit I thought that was shooped as a joke.

>>17859395
Drink up, goy!

>>17859113
This is honestly probably healthier than drinking that thing in OP

>>17859570
Extreme trailer trash and niggers

>>17860948
Do you have purple flowering raspberries? They are almost wine flavored and have a slight crunch. My favorite ones.

>>17859072
the real patricians drink of choice

This is what Japanese children eat for lunch.

>>17862933
what is it?

>>17862945
Emulsified Jizz.

>>17859072
those little 8oz bottles they would give out in public grade school used to burn my throat with the amount of sugar and hfcs. i grew up around poor mexicans and i used to see teenage girls putting hawaiian punch in baby bottles for their babies.

>>17862945
Looks like congee/kayu with bits for texture, but I've never seen that. Japan doesn't actually have widespread school meal programs but most schools have some kind of cafeteria/commissary to buy food at. Sometimes the gov't does weird programs like "every kid in this class needs to drink a box of milk each day" but that's usually the extent. School children are the best source of free data, after all.

>>17862964
You're being a retarded know-it-all.
It's a popular candy in Japan called NeruNeru, and it's gimmick is that it a super thick syrup you collect on a stick and then decorate it with candy bits.

>>17860633
>contains sucralose and glucose-fructose

>>17862964
This is peak retarded.

>>17859072
no. NO! NO YOU DONT OP! NO. YOU DO NOT POST THAT BLUE SHIT AT ME!

>>17859078
Go to a dollar store in a major american city and guess who buys this.

>>17859486
she must have been a total whore, probably was molested by her step daddy too right?