/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17856624
that's because your brain has been conditioned to release endorphines upon the consumption of HFCS amerilad

>>17856624
Amerifat.

amerifat

No bananas? Add bananas and fry this is butter: absolutely amazing! I will warn you that it makes the simple fluffernutter tastes disappointing for the rest of time, since you’ll always compare it to the improved.

No, it’s not the Elvis. The Elvis is a fried peanut butter, banana, and bacon sandwich: no marshmallow fluff.

>>17856636
>>17856642
>>17856647
Third world europoors seething

>>17856624
i WILL call you an amerifat and i WILL find it amusing even after the millionth time

>>17856658
that's just The Elvis though

>>17856658
>Add bananas and fry this is butter
Oh cool, like an Elvis

>>17856624
Amerifat.

Fattiamerifat

My parents use to unironically send me to school with this as the main component of my lunch

>>17856636
so like everyone else with every kind of sugar

>>17856636
There's literally no HFCS in peanut butter or marshamallow fluff. If you're buying bread with it you deserve what you get.
Check your own brain.YM4WX

>>17856624

I'll make one of these from time to time as a snack.

>>17856624
The heat of the peanut butter cooks the marshmallow fluff

>>17857221
Based truth teller. Fluffernutters are great for a snack every so often.

>>17856624
Disgusting, get help.

>>17859201
The shit of the post spams the board.

>fluffernutters are regional to the northeast
>is one of the thinner regions of the US
Eurofats, explain.

>>17856624
I used to eat these as a kid in NY. For those of you that get offended by the idea of them, just think of the Fluff as jelly.

IIRC...Nutella has a faint Fluff taste to it as well.

I can see the appeal. Peanut butter and jam is good because the jam is sweet in comparison to the peanut butter. Some people like peanut butter and honey for the same reason. Can't see why peanut butter and fluff wouldn't follow the same logic.

>>17860594
Northeast has the fewest niggers and beaners of any part of the country, at least when you're north of Massachusetts

>>17856624
man I havent had one of these in 15 years. Do they still make fluff? I haven't seen it in my local grocery store. This and american+hungarian goulash was top tier foods growing up

>>17858624
whoever wrote this has clearly never tried heroin

>>17856679
America is a third world.

>>17857140
As a non american, I was suprised to see kids in american tv shows eat pb and j sandwiches for lunch, I tought it was more of a dessert or breakfast thing, not a lunch one

>>17858624
>he doesn't feel as well as he used to and minor pains bring him fear
>he knows he should do better,
assuming that amount of self-awareness is pretty generous.
smoking pot with an anxiety like that would make being high miserable. he'd feel utterly retarded if there was an idea in his head that his lifestyle is something he is responsible for, able to change, or something that can be judged as good or bad. i'm not convinced someone like that is aware of any of those thoughts, or has ever lived through relevant experiences which would give those values any weight for his life.
as a result, he probably has a bigger ego and more confidence with himself, that there's nothing wrong with what he's doing, and that there's nothing to worry about. smoking weed especially makes you more thoughtful about your psychological state, so if he is such an essentially simple NPC nigger cattle then he isn't going to be troubled living like a lemon. these people are more common than not.

>>17856658
wait you mean like The Elvis?

>amerilard thread

>>17857221
>There's literally no HFCS in peanut butter or marshamallow fluff.

>>17856624
that looks absolutely disgusting

>>17856658
>The Elvis is a fried peanut butter, banana, and bacon sandwich
Actually the original Elvis was a peanut butter and banana sandwich on white bread, fried in bacon fat.

>>17861683
I don't see the HF in there. Checkmate faggot.

>>17861723
what do you think is the main ingredient in marshmallows (a candy made entirely of sugar). what type of corn syrup is commonly used as a sugar substitute? 1+1 = ???

>>17856624
marshmallow protein powder mixed with peanut butter and rolled into balls. amazing.

>>17861722
>Actually the original Elvis was a peanut butter and banana sandwich on white bread, fried in bacon fat.
On a Hawaiian roll to be exact. Also the banana was mashed.

>>17856658
I had an elvis once, it was awful. I probably made it pretty poorly but it seemed not worth it even in the realm of ultra high cal

>>17861741
The have to label it if it's high fructose corn syrup, limey.

>>17861810
>marshmallow protein powder
That's actually genius, I'm stealing and marketing this

if that was mayonnaise that would be my kind of sandwich

>>17861683
Why is it listing calories for a 12g portion?
Is it not required to also put a kcal label for 100g on the product in america?

>>17856624
Grow up, you literally eat like a toddler

>>17860643
>IIRC...Nutella has a faint Fluff taste to it as well.
You mean the thing that’s half sugar tastes faintly like the thing that’s pure sugar? You might be a supertaster anon.

>>17861683
> corn syrup
I will not consume the corn syrup
I will not get diabetes
I will not sell all that I own for a few injections of overpriced insulin just to keep myself alive

I HATE THE ANTICHRIST

>>17856658
This but fry every pb sandwich
I use coconut oil