/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Top row 3rd from the left

>>17853935
*punches you in the head and runs off with the tray of donuts*

Apple fritter.
I don't even eat doughnuts, but I recognize that apple fritters are objectively high value doughnuts. They have real fruit and spices.

The twisty chocolate one

>>17853944
gimme that red velvet, nigger

>>17853935
*sneeze on the tray*

>>17853942
>>17853954
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>>17853963
I'm gonna take the sugar doughnut.
>the ones in red are GONE

>>17853935
>>17853985
Wgsts the deal with the white one top right? What's all that about?

>>17853935
What flavor is the blue frosting?

>>17853935
The first one on the second row is that a creme brulee doughnut? Guess I'll take that one.

>>17853993
Looks like an espresso cream doughnut.
>>17853998
Blue is both the color and flavor

>>17854011
>Looks like an espresso cream doughnut
Eugh, guess I'll take the rectangular one bottom left.

>>17853935
maple bar

>>17854025
>>17854023
>>17854000
Your choices have been eliminated from doughnut island.

I'm good.

>>17854035
You aren't allowed to make moral judgements upon yourself. You are allowed a doughnut.

>>17854032
i'll take the classic homer simpson donut, thank you very much !

I'll take the Boston cum pie, ty senpai

>>17854043
Hit the treadmill, fatty.

>>17854070
>>17854069

I dunno what that white one is. Looks like a coffee buttercream at the top or something. In any case that's mine.
>nut top and caramel crisscross still up for grabs
don't miss out anons

Top left of the I don't know cereal donut, the glazed one

>>17854115
>>17854108

this one

Interesting thread.

I bet they all have cum as a filling

>>17854140
someone's going to be left with the nasty butthole ones or the three-banana-slices-under-toothpaste one, and it isn't going to be me

>>17854149
I think it's interesting seeing what the high-value ones are amongst adults. I bet if this experiment were conducted with children the order would be reversed (with the exception of the bottom right one because what the fuck is that one?).

>>17854171
That's a key lime doughnut. It's probably fucking awesome.

I'll take the blue one, the tastiest of colors

>>17854130
can i get a glazed cake one? dont care which. is there coffee?

Whichever one the dirty bitch ho Ariana Grande licked

The apple fritter

>>17854130
I want the chocolate one with the pink sprinkles!!!

No thanks, I’m not an obese diabetic fucking loser. My body is a temple.

>>17854294
Being a skinny loser isn't much better you goofy fuck.

>>17854294

>>17854320
Only a few remain:
S'mores donut
Chocolate Sprinkles
Chocolate Cake Doughnut
Cereal Doughnut
Cocoa Pebbles Doughnut
Key Lime Doughnut
Glazed Yeast twist
Oreo Doughnut
Pink and blue abomination
Panko Doughnut?

>>17854149
Brown butthole donut actually looks like it would pair well with coffee

>>17854327
I think that one's toasted coconut.

>>17854294
You vill eat ze donuts and like it

Le twist pour moi, merci.

Can I have the pink and blue abomination? It's adorably neon and coordinates well with my nails!

For me, it's the blue one, the best trayed donut.

>>17854320
Fuck I showed up late, guess I'll take chocolate sprinkles

haha this one looks like my boyfriends asshole

>>17854320
I'll take that big crumb one in the middle (below the one with cereal, to the right of the blue sprinkles)

Gib blue frosted

Ill take the top one, whatever it is. I hope its apple or caramel!

>>17853935
I take the bear claw.
I chuck the bear claw at your head.
I take the rest of the doughnuts while you cry about it.

>>17854626
There is no bear claw....

I'm taking the sour cream donut

>>17854625
It's sour cream.
You still want it? Cause I'll take it if you don't.

>>17854669
A sour Cream donut?! That sounds really weird! Sorry, but I really wanna try it now!

>>17854320
>>17854327
The 'panko' one looks like butternut/peanut. I'll take that one, it should be a cake doughnut too.

Quality thread btw.

>>17854679
>That sounds really weird
It's not. You've probably eaten them before without realizing it. It's those old fashions that look all explodey on the top.

>>17854695
Not American, we Only have the one type of donut batter, filled or not

>>17853935
the cream filled one

>>17853935
ok thanks

I’ll take the trans abomination thanks

>>17854720
Well shit, in that case it's no contest.
You got no fight from me, enjoy the best donut.

>>17854720
In the US, they're so common that they're called "old fashions". Which gets confusing because unfrosted cake donuts are also called old fashion, but made regularly.
I suspect most Americans don't even know they have sour cream in them.

>>17854320
Twisty one please

>>17853935
I don't want donuts, thanks

>>17853935
>>17854327
I'll take the cereal donut, it looks like edible hubris

>>17853935
Fuk, there's a lot of good choices... hard to go wrong with a sour cream/old fashioned, glazed or a choclate glazed. The red velvet also looks good. Sprinkles aren't a bad but I'm going to go for the most interesting one maybe and say the one with the white dots and criss crossed frosting. Seems like most of those were taken already.

>>17854327
If I understand correctly that's supposedly S'mores? Well sounds intesteresting.

I've lived in New England for most of my life and its only been recently I've come to the religion of grabbing my Dunkin coffee and donut for breakfast.

>>17854752
I am American and did not know this.

>>17854327
>fritter already taken
>boston cream was never an option
What's even the point.

>>17853935
the strongest 'nuts here are the top left and bottom right.

Gimme the chocolate on chocolate cake d00d.

I'll take the chocolate sprinkles.

>>17853935

if i can only have 1 i alwys pick the fritter but theres a lot of good looking ones there

>>17853935
No thanks. I prefer meat, sweets are for children and grandma's tea party.

>>17853935
>no cruller again
Not a serious spread

>>17853935
>*takes two*

i only eat jelly donut

>>17853935
>the pink sprinkle donut is gone
D'oh!

>>17854327
>Glazed Yeast twist
Nigga, that's the one I want, but don't ever call it that again

>>17856194
Son of a bitch, no one else ever wants the glazed twists. It's literally the only one I care about.

>>17856213
Bro, I'll share with you. Patricians must stick together

>>17853935
>no chocolate old fashion
Ngmi

Fritter. No question.

>>17854035
Based

>>17854133
t. Homer Simpson

>>17853935
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>>17855240
Poorly updated because OP abandoned thread

>>17856663
I'll take the key lime

>>17856663
I’ll take the Oreo donut

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>>17856877
badaboom. i'll trade a red velvet for the blueberry cake if anyone wants.

>>17857029
So there is a gravel topped, brown butthole, and... is THAT a mustard drizzled diabetes doughnut?

>>17857804
It's a s'mores donut

>>17853935
Apple fritter.
They're the peak.

>>17856663
Jokes on you I posted all those image edits without being the OP at all.

>>17857833
Impressive

>>17853954
Correct.

aw fuck I'm always late to the donuts I guess I'll take whatever is left and microwave it for 12 seconds

>>17857833
I thought that might be the case but "OP" was shorter than "anon who was keeping track of the donuts"

>>17857921
I feel sad that plebs will never know the joys of posting on this board.

>>17853935
are there any left for me?

apple fritter.
if i could summon any doughnut, i’d try a gingerbread paczki-like dough encased in chocolate with a raspberry jam fill.

>>17856660
Everyone wants to be Homer Simpson

>>17853935
apple fritter

>>17858627
>high paying job
>not expected to actually do anything
>can afford a three story house
>has a loving wife and 3 kids
>owns a car
I wish I could be Homer Simpson.

>>17858696
Owns two cars

>>17858701
>Owns two cars
Totally forgot about the other one
D'oh!

Any of you bros that missed out on the donuts are welcome to a slice of cake.
\Ω

for me, it's a maple bar

>>17859526
That cake looks like dog shit sorry

>>17853935
dat apple fritter

>>17853954
I came here to fight the guy claiming that apple fritter.

i'll take the blueberry one on top of the right side of the cereal bread one

>cereal on doughnut
why do they do this

No one wants that Smore doughnut. It looks absolutely delish

>>17853935
the filled one with black base and white striped on top, to the right of the twisted one. This is like talking about porn. I feel gross.

>>17853935
Coconut

>>17853935
Maple Bar.

>>17853935
I'll take the Chocolate Chip Twisted Bar I guess.

>>17853935
those all look gay give me a boston cream

>>17853935
In a perfect world where scarcity does not exist, I would go with the middle left with the chocolate drizzle which may or may not be creme filled. But in this reality, I'll have to take the s'mores donut, sounds decent.

>>17853935
MAPLE BAR

>>17853935
only acceptable one

>>17853935
plain sour cream, no glaze
thanks!

>>17853935
ill take that curly long john with sprinkles

>>17853935
plain glazed only please
people who put dumb shit like cereal, nuts or sprinkles on their donuts are bad and should feel bad.
plain chocolate glazed is acceptable as well

>>17854611
omg my first choice is still here!
i want the boyfriends asshole donut!

>>17861955
why did you desaturate it

>>17862306
OP's pic is desaturated in the thumbnail too then when you open it the color returns. very odd

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>>17862299
Nice, only cocoa pebbles nut left
And tell your boyfriend to wash his asshole

>>17862327
you can just go ahead and throw that one in the garbage

>>17862316
oh shit

>>17862316
whoa. just how?
anyone know?

>>17862299
>>17862327
HEY not so fast!
>>17861543
as you can see here i claimed it first

>>17853935
Buttermilk bar, thank you.

>>17862672
Ah, yes it is rightfully yours

>>17862728
we can split if you want though

>>17853935
I'll take the one on the top left

>>17853935
oliebollen are basically the same so i choose this

>>17853935
first choice is gonna have to be that chocolate frosted (even though I don't much care for jimmies) but if that's a proper jelly donut with granulated sugar and not that ghastly confectioner's sugar I might go for that on the right day

>>17853935
>another fucking donut OP with no cruller...

holy shit

>>17853957
fuck yoiu

>>17860223
No need to fight. I will cut it in half and give you half. It's basically two doughnuts.