/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17841087
Why, though. It's ash. I mean someone once offered me sauce flavoured with Tobacco, which I refused for a different reason. At least tobacco has a flavour though, this is just adding shit to a sauce that literally nobody likes

>>17841101
It's "tobasco", not tobacco ratard.

>>17841101
There's certainly tastier ways to go, but plant ash is high in valuable minerals and is also alkaline so the idea of ash being used in food isn't as entirely crazy as it sounds...nobody eats straight baking soda either but a pinch in a sauce can buffer the acids from other ingredients.
"Potassium...was first isolated from potash, the ashes of plants, from which its name derives."

>>17841255
So why isn't it potashium then?

>>17841090
>mmmm torturwed animurrr \ ___ /
Fucking subhumans

>>17841087
>professional wrestling- "we are the pinnacle of wink-wink soft core niche >>17841090
homoeroticism!"
>BBQ TV/videos- "WOOF! Hold my bear..."

>>17841124
You are a moron

>>17841087
i both love and loathe boomers

>>17841564
>tortured
Animals can't feel pain, so it's not torture.

>>17841087
>>17841101
>>17841255

this is a bad idea even if the ash isn't "bad for you"

when I did an outdoor skills camp thing as a tween they taught us that if you ever get diarrhea outdoors you are in big danger of dehydration and death and to eat a cup of charcoal ash to stop up your system like an Imodium pill.

I can't imagine eating a homeopathic antidiarrheal as part of your meal when you feel fine is a good idea

>>17841677
Should i not eat garlic if i dont have an infection then? It's antibacterial after all, cant be good for you

>>17841087
>Enjoy our homemade barbecue sauce, made from cigar ashes and barbecue sauce

>>17841087
If you are already smoking the meat what does adding cigar ashes do?

>>17841124
I hope you're baiting because if not you might be one of the legit dumbest people I've ever seen still able to (poorly) operate a keyboard

>>17841087
I really do like the BBQ pit boys. I just like rednecks and blue collar folk. Don't know if this one's a good idea, but I find something oddly satisfying that someone out there was like "Fuck it, let's see how it goes."

>>17841090

it's amazing we were able to emasculate this savage island people in the aftermath of WWII.

>>17842061
give gay boner

>>17841112
is this guy's food supposed to be good? or at the very least interesting? or do people just go for the meme?
also
>man literally called himself 'salt bae'
if you use snapchat speak ur not a man to me anymore, congrats maam

>>17841100
>cutting something in half thats still alive
what the fuck

>>17841087

>>17842889
ah yes, those are some good looking jpegs
got that in a few more?

>>17842900

>>17843071
lmao what a hapless dope, I love him

>>17843138
he ate all the frog legs

>>17841087

Someone post the one where the guy topples the oven trying to get the pizza out

>>17841100
holy fucking shit it got skinned a alive and put in salt that's some shit fucking metal

>>17843525
go to the archive dingaling

>>17842889
>>17843071
I swear he does this shit on purpose now.
>If I cook really badly, i'll get more views.
Either way, I like Jack and his meme cooking.

>>17841087

>the same fag from the previous thread and every single other WEBM thread posting his collection of the same videos with "le funny filenames"
ffs

>>17841090
my nigga looks like me when i wake up all grumpy from a nasty nap

>>17843525
This one?

>>17841087
>Enjoy our "homemade" BBQ sauce - using ash, whisky, and BBQ sauce.

>>17841674
>Animals can't feel pain

>>17843643
>german show

>>17843680
>austrian woman

>>17841087

>>17842316
he didn't call himself that, he adopted the name after buzzfeed reading women memed it on him. It's the smart thing to do, he is a millionaire now from selling people tacky giant beef with goldleaf on it for thousands of dollars a dish

>>17844340
It's an American living in Germany. Does this need to be explained every single time?

>>17843680
Nothing wrong with this if you're in the EU. It's only in North America that you have to worry about weird shit like prions, hormones and chemical residues since they feed cows other dead cows, pump cows full of estrogen and spray everything down with "food grade" antimicrobial agents. EU tried to ban US beef but the WTO made them do it anyway. However, imported beef is labeled and never used for tartare or mett

>>17844434
Madcow disease literally originated in the UK, shit for brains

>>17841087
high t moment

>>17844436
You mean they were the first to detect it 40 years ago. Then the EU took action and they never had problems since. North America kept feeding dead cows to other cows and keeps having outbreaks.

>>17841113
Both of my girlfriends as well as my FBW are like this it's so annoying.

>>17844477
*FWB obviously sorry stupid typo.

>>17842030
So spell it out for me. She's riding your cock while you're licking her clit, but you can't lick her clit while your cock's in. Explain how to read this.

>>17841112
SALT BAE NOOOOOO!!!!

>>17843655
I hereby declare a fatwah of jihad against hipsters. I want planes flown into their IPA microbreweries. I want their little cafes with their disgusting abominations they call food to be car bombed. I want their heads on spikes if their bodies aren't hanging from trees. I call on all Mujahideen to bring an end to this affront to Allah.

>>17844811
EGG EEG EEG EEG AHHH WHAT IF HE NEEDS TO PEE AAAAAHHBB WHAT DOES HE DO

>>17843170
>you don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this

>>17843643
>>17843648
Do Americans really?

>>17844817
the heat of the pee cooks the egg

>>17844852
No

You will continue to ask this 100 times a day though.

>>17844334
Yes.
Animals do not concieve of duality, they did not eat from the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dualism_in_cosmology

>>17842217
'But the Japanese wasn't dead. He had been wounded severely in the back and couldn't move his arms; otherwise he would have resisted to his last breath. The Japanese's mouth glowed with huge gold-crowned teeth, and his captor wanted them. He put the point of his kabar on the base of a tooth and hit the handle with the palm of his hand. Because the Japanese was kicking his feet and thrashing about, the knife point glanced off the tooth and sank deeply into the victim's mouth. The Marine cursed him and with a slash cut his cheeks open to each ear. He put his foot on the sufferer's lower jaw and tried again. Blood poured out of the soldier's mouth. He made a gurgling noise and thrashed wildly. I shouted, "Put the man out of his misery." All I got for an answer was a cussing out. Another Marine ran up, put a bullet in the enemy soldier's brain, and ended his agony. The scavenger grumbled and continued extracting his prizes undisturbed'.
- 'With the Old Breed: At Peleliu and Okinawa'

>>17843665
Were the two strokes done on purpose too?

>>17844400
lol

>>17841113
I fucking hate Japan. Holy fuck.

>>17841112
I'm so happy for Salt Bea, he is making a fortune ripping off stupid people. We should all strive to be that lucky.

>>17841615
>"WOOF! Hold my bear..."
kek. Seriously though the fucking constant groaning from the narrator.

>>17845183

Reauesting the whore making an Old Fashioned in a Tom Collins glass

>>17841677
Eh, activated charcoal is used in medical settings to try and pull food poisoning out of people's guts all the time. It's not something you should eat all the time but a bit of it probably won't hurt. I don't know if ash specifically helps though

>>17843669
Hey you finally got some new material

>>17841915
>>17844043
top tier

>>17844043
I liked this show, too bad they canceled it

>>17841113
>>17844477
>be woman who cooks great
>men come running to eat whatever I bring in and tell me it's delicious

>>17844511
This isn't him

>>17842217
A bunch of skinny Jews commissioned nukes

>>17845659
>vomit randon herbs on a plate
>avocado
Yup, that's mediterranean.
Moroccans rape blondes from north europe, i guess that's mediterranean too.

>>17845183
What the fuck is that?

>>17843170
>You have to eat all the eggs

>>17845697
Brother, you are retard

>>17843533
That's grated daikon radish

>>17845183
Why would someone want to eat that garbage? Asians are as animalistic as it gets. Even starving africans have more manners and taste that fucking chinks

>>17843646
top lel

>>17845595
The heat of the soup cooks the egg.

>>17841087
I heard these guys eat ass and slurp semen

>>17846204
That is Kodoku no Gurume, right? I've been to two places featured there I think, had a good time

>>17846226
Yeah, pure /ck/ kino.

>>17844943
You master baiters are getting pretty lazy these days

>>17846350
this is amazing

He's using the old Shapiro family recipe

>>17841090
>>17841100

Chinks and gooks all deserve to be brutally slaughtered in their own homes.

>sees the word "American" in filename
>skip

>>17846350
kek you ever give a kid a bowl of the stuff to play with just to watch them struggle? amazing

>Can't even open a beer

>>17843170

>>17846712
jesus christ you can just make a dry salt brine and leave the chicken uncovered in your fridge which is basically a cold dehydrator
this and the one of him flinging shit into oil that's barely up to frying temp is some of the most infuriating cooking shit I've seen, it would be one thing if it was some dumb fuck who didn't claim to be a chef or cook, but you know he thinks he's a fucking genius in a kitchen

>>17846917
he's had like 3 strokes anon

>>17846917
> Belgian Blue Moon
AHAHAHAHAHHA FAGGOT AHAHAHAHAH

>>17841087

>>17847142

>>17847157
Jack is a faggot but I hate beer snobs that judge others for the beer they drink. All types of beer has its place. Get over yourself.

>>17841087
>bbq recipe
>pours bbq

>>17843151
i hope that mentally challenged man found his way to his wife or mother

>>17843929
>being so lazy he doesn't bother using both hands
>>17844043
like clockwork

>>17847805
she's shittin n pissin under that chair while she does all this

>>17844511
i see that fucking watermark what happens here

>>17846756
chinks are chinese gooks are korean those are both nips

>>17846712
holy shit when he stuck the dryer in the damn thing BIG kek

>>17848179
stop, I can only fap this many times a day

>>17841090
The frog is dead, its just physical reactions because they're very simple creatures.
This is like taking a video of a beheaded face blinking and twitching and pretending that it means the person is still alive.

>>17845161
The thing is he really believes his own shit. He's not actually smart enough to be doing it from some higher ground, although maybe he wakes up to it one day.

>>17847147
No excuse. I stroke off five times a day minimum and can always open a beer.

>>17847166
The oil not being hot enough has to be the most disappointing sight ever

>>17843151
If you tripped him would he be able to get back up unaided?

>>17843646
pretty sure this is a crime in Italy

>>17847160
Is Joey still going?

>>17849304
It would be very baneful

>>17843170
How does the Cameraman get out?

>>17849503
He needs to walk on eggshells

>>17843646
I've never tried melting the cheese before mixing it with the eggs, I guess it could work. Not cutting the bacon is retarded though.

>>17849268
If he's making millions from doing it he doesn't need to wake up

>>17841100
>>17841090
goddammit chinks

>>17845183
disgusting

>>17850872
Is that an eel

>>17850887
i dont think thats an eel

>>17844477
your hand only counts as one of your girlfriends, you know.

>>17850887

it is an eel, skinned alive, you can see the sack with the organs at the front. another fine chinese dish.

>>17845595
30 seconds to eat it.
why waste time.

>>17850743

>>17841677
>if you ever get diarrhea outdoors you are in big danger of dehydration and death and to eat a cup of charcoal ash to stop up your system like an Imodium pill.

ridiculously too much
in 3rd world countries you'll see charcoal pills for this and that's enough

BTW, speaking of diarrhea, lots of ground pepper on top of a shot of vodka is a russian cure for it
well, one day I was in trouble and had no pills so why not try it?
it worked
really, it did

>>17851321
>lots of ground pepper
Black pepper or what?

>>17850743
this is 10 times better with sound

>>17851344
Dr.

>>17841107
>accordion pineapple

Eat a million dicks

>>17847789
This feeds 4 people or 1 american

>>17844852
Do euros really not?

Can you guys please stop posting torture food please? Nobody wants to see this shit.

>>17844400
>jew

>>17843686
>german

>>17844811
how does he get out..?

>>17852388
He eggsits.

>>17841087
mmm thats good eatin, pitboys style...

>>17843668
I will eat zose bugs

>>17847166
COLD BLOOOODED

>>17853247
>McBolognese
do americans really

>>17853247
ngl I'd try that once, I bet it tastes great

>>17841100
Ive eaten this a good few times. Having it again tomorrow in fact. Its good shit. Retarded americunts need to shut the fuck up lmao fucking maggots

>>17843643
What
The
Fuck
Is
That...

>>17850743
Can I hire this guy?

>>17844400
Cool it with the casual racism, Rogen.

>>17841100
>somebody reposted a webm I converted
nice
Source is kimagure cook on youtube by the way, very kino seafood channel.

>>17848968
he jumps down a building. can't even see anything because once the phone and him hit the ground the phone flies away and you only see a blurry mess.

>>17843170
>LE EGGMAN IN EGG FORT XDDD

>>17843673
Midwest was a mistake

>>17846756
>>17850764
That's how you know it's FRESH

>>17843668
That looks good

>>17845709
Did you equate salad dressing to rape?

>>17841677
>homeopathic
That is not what that word means.
Eating charcoal fixes a lot of things, they even do it at hospitals.

>>17844334
How can animals feel pain if our eyes aren't even real?

>>17843646
he eats exactly how you'd expect

>>17852310
Wrong, I do.

>>17847805

i bet she's gonna have to take a huge dookie in the morning. Straining. Stretching her out.

>>17841087
That's the gayest thing ever.

>>17855540

>>17855566
Nice digits but not as gay as the bbq butt boys

>>17851344
yes, black pepper corns

>>17855566
rare to see celeb chefs actually construct a burger properly

>>17854922
I love how far away these chicks are standing from bigboi here

>>17855566
Buns look like shit, burger doesnt get any direct heat on one side, for some reason they put the meat on olive oil
2/10

>>17844400
based full house get

>>17853261
No they don't

>>17848968
He became impact man and went around the city falling on people's cars.

>>17847162
>All types of beer has its place
wrong. a lot of "beer" should be plastered on a cognitive dissonance educational poster for white trash

>>17855566
cute couple

>>17845733
sea cucumbers

>>17841087
white people so stupid they think ash is a spice lmfao

>>17841113
you monster

>>17851321
>>17841677
Would that work with cigarette/cigar ash though?

>>17856303
*taps the bread*

>>17855523
do italians really

>>17856307
the hot taps cook the bread

>>17855523
accurate representation of sex with an italian girl

>>17843646
Who is this fat fuck? Sir Fortescue demands to know.

>>17856307
knock knock, whos there

>>17857696
you gotta knock to check for bread demons.

Does anyone have the one where a man comes out of an elevator carrying a huge carton of eggs and I'm 80% sure he's wearing a lederhosen for some reason? Haven't seen it in a long time so details might be wrong.

after some consideration.... that bbq sauce is probably fine
but why not just smoke a cigar with your bbq

>>17844956
Based
Fuck japs

>>17845697
>This isn't him

>>17843646
>this frogfaced troglodyte is the "master race"

>>17841112
>that'll be $1600 + tip

>>17843648
>>17843643
>all that food
>pures leben
Holy fuck, my sides

>>17841113
Why would you be mean to Serena?

>>17843071
Which video is this?

>>17843643
>american
> "pures leben"
> all of the packaging is in German
are you retarded?

>>17843695
Ukrani mukbanger*

>>17844811
How does he get out?

>>17847789
$5 for three meals? sure

>>17856303
you just know

>>17858134
He only became fat when he arrived in America

>>17841113
I feel like they get a kick out of making the bad path cutscenes

>>17855720
I thought it was pretty clever to use the cheese as a seal for the bottom bun

>>17855523
>>17856758
>Italian insemination

>>17841615
>wink-wink
most of the core BBQ pit boys are literally gay though. as in they suck cocks and have anal sex with each other.

>>17858173
For that much plastics $5 is too much

>>17858877
heavy blackpool vibes from my childhood

>>17856124
only one of them is wearing a marriage ring

>>17858124
>>17844340
You two need to be around these parts a little longer

>>17859038
City of a Thousand Dreams

>>17859118
if youre a spicehead or a punk yeah

>>17855566
I hate this stupid fucking face

>>17856037
Whats this ?

>>17859120
https://youtu.be/K4JuKC_obyA

>>17854705
The foreigner lives rent free in the average polacks head

>>17859184
stinky tofu

>>17841090
>NOOOO NOT MY HECKIN SEACREATURINO!! OMG REDDIT RISE UP!

>>17853247
HAMMOND!!!!!

>>17850743
Kek
That was actually impressive

>>17841100
that's not very halal:(

>>17858877
>>17858872
>>17859529
>>17859547
Where are these from?

Are the BBQ Pit Boys just a bunch of gay raging alcoholics? Their ideas are like late night drunk food but on a grill.

>>17856734
It's a meme restaurant in Vegas

>>17859794

M&S ads

>>17844811
fry am the egg man

i am the walrus

>>17842316
The food isn't good for the price, a regular steakhouse has much nicer food. It's just an overpriced meme, people go for the attention of it, to record a video of themselves eating there and to boost their social status.

>>17850499
Except if he believes his own hype he's probably spending like he's gonna be making that much money forever and people aren't going to get bored of him so he'll end up with no money and massive irs debt

>>17841090
>Human species

>>17843668
My mom did it once. You must purge them making eat cornmeal exclusively If you get them from the trees on your house. Taste pretty well I have to say.

>>17855523
I know pasta in bread is gross, but did he have to chunder on it at the end?

>>17846226
>>17846204
is there a torrent? i cant find it on nyaa

>>17849254
anon, you're on a site with gullible enough retards that they'd believe that as well.

>>17841112
>grossly overcooked
>couldn't even manage to slice all the way through
>probably overpriced
>>17841112
Yeah, dude's a genius. Hell, I've heard that most of these webums are of actors he hires.

>>17849268
Then I hope whoever was smart enough to build his empire for him is also smart enough to make some money and get out before he gets caught with a tranny hooker's cock in his ass and it all falls apart.

>>17845774
Africans literally gather around a dead goat, suck down its congealing blood, and eat the meat raw.

>>17855566
I can't stand the superstitious custom of clinking glasses, but docking your food is peak retardation.

>>17860696
docking can be a fun laugh with your bros

>>17843648
A real BBC queen

>>17853247
do americans really

>>17859168

>>17844446
your cuisine is still shit, Nigel.

>>17844477
this guy fucks.

>>17843668
ok. does this shit ACTUALLY taste good? various seashell animals do so I guess. are they farmed? are they the same species I step on when it rains?

>>17844434
no fuck you, you are literally savages for eating raw minced meat. keep trying to justify it tho.

>>17859794
As the other anon said, Marks and Spencers ads. Here's a whole playlist of them: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_yW5gr0lcwVfwDQY5iB9d99r4QFMKtcs
The first one they did got a ton of positive response, so they've been running with the format ever since.

>>17845183
as a Romanian who has personally cleaned pig intestine from stomach to asshole, lmjs, what the fuck.

>>17845659
>I wonder what the secret to making me a good cook is
>pretty sure it's randomly mixing all these fucking herbs and spices and then frying the shit out of my chicken

>>17847166
fucking hate it when batter refuses to stick because of flour on the meat but if I don't put in in flour first then the batter is not uniform.

I'm talking about chicken breast in crepe batter btw.

>>17860589
Huh, I could have sworn I got it from nyaa but that was a few years back. Looks like they're all pretty dead now. There's this janky streaming site that seems to have most of it: myasiantv.cc/show/kodoku-no-gurume/episode-1

>>17845709
>>17861147
Why are you acting like parsley, basil, and oregano is some sort of crazy combination.

>>17855980
tapioca chips with like 30% prawn in the good ones. pretty fucking good, actually.

>>17856303
>pre-boiling and double-frying french fries
gtfoh

>>17861190
only plebs mix oregano and basil

>>17861190
because I'm pretty sure that's about as mediterranean as those "italian spices" mixes

also I bet it tastes like shit.

>>17861308
>as those "italian spices" mixes are italian
I should have said.

>>17861255
>>17861308
It's an absolute basic ass mix of herbs, what are you on?

>>17845098
they were his body rebelling against his cooking

>>17843673
mix snickers + vanilla ice cream then put some apple slices on top might be good but this is too much

>>17843929
>>17847805
he's not lazy his hand's basically dead from stroking out

>>17841113
I miss this type of shit in vidya...

>>17845183
There's spaghetti inside the penis!?

>>17843655
Looks like a child's vomit

>>17861212
that's the best way to do it retard, they prepare all fast food chain fries like that too. It makes the skin very crispy.

>>17860715
There are dog vending machines?

>>17843663
I really hate to admit it but I actually do want to try this

>>17841090
>0:17
feels bad man

>>17841113
now post the veronica cutscenes uoh

>>17854131
KEK

>>17844956
After the nips did all that and worse to captured US soldiers in the Philippines

>>17861175
is it the same quality? if not would you mind making a 9 season torrent on /t/ ?

>>17853884
So what was the point of squirting lemon juice in its eyes?

>>17861054
Like mussels but a lot softer

>>17862784
What causes this?

>>17848968
nerve gas

>>17863191
A sense of humor.

>>17860383
>did he have to chunder on it at the end?
He comes from the land down under

>>17850872
one of the more sadistic videos of these type that I've seen. What the fuck, man

>>17863191
She's one of the girls from Foam adventure (yes, _that_ Foam adventure). That might give you a clue. I don't really think that video is so bad, I've seen worse.

>>17841090
Asians lack empathy and sympathy. They have no soul. They are perfect conformists. If they ever become world superpower we are all in deep shit. They will devour every plant and animal and imprison 90% of the entire world population, themselves included.

>>17863214
Guess that's just too highbrow for me

>>17855566
>Put both buns on top of the patty
>Take one half and place it right while awkwardly flipping the burger
>Take if off again to add salad and cheese
FOR WHAT FUCKING PURPOSE??

>>17841677
White = Tight
Black = Slack

>>17863174
Some asian cultures believe the more an animal suffers before it dies the better it tastes. Some elites believe this works on kids too.

>>17841087
This looks like some convoluted homosexual fetish thing

>>17863155
It looks the same, I only had the first few seasons in any case.

because it is. they have long since crossed the line between emphasized masculinity and the whole hard gay fetishization.

>>17863214
Do you have to get it removed or?

>>17842316
He's not even a cook. He's a server.