/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17846331
so big man josh weissman is going after little girl scouts now? cant wait for his "disabled mentally food but better" episode

>>17846331
>no views
>12 seconds ago

joshy weeesman BTFOs the shitty fucking girl scouts, now this is epic.

>>17846340
He’s pure evil, I can’t believe this

>>17846331
What the actual fuck is that thumbnail

>>17846331
bros.....what did he mean by that thumbnail.....

>broadcasting to the world that his anus is twice as large as a girl scout's

hahahahaha

>>17846331
>the blown out roastie
>the dainty virgin

>>17846331

that's disgusting

someone get the FBI on this nonce

unironically the girl scout one looks better

>>17846331
Nigga i know this is you posting your own videos, look at that image, no views 12 seconds ago. You couldn't even wait a little bit to take a pic so you could post it here. Get a grip man.

>that one where the girl with cerebral palsy makes pancakes, BUT BETTER

>>17846331
the whole thing about girls scout selling factory made cookies is retarded

at least made something simple and homemade like jam or something

>>17846331
Peanut Butter, An Eggn and Sugar

>>17846331
Thats FUCKED up, Josh.

>>17846509
ah hyou got me ahaah

>>17846331
Fuck off shill.

>>17846577
>>17846509
I'm subscribed and he was in my feed retards. That's not even what your own video would look like to you...

Your anus is wide from years of bbc. Is this really something you need to shill?

>>17846340

Joshua Weissman is a faggot

>>17846569
Don't do this, it makes fire

(((Weismann)))

>Tries too hard to be funny
>Uses every expensive and bulky instrument under the sun
>Uses a scale like a fag instead of his heart like a real cook would do at home
>Every recipe needs 20 ingredients, many of which are perishable and you wont use all of before they go bad or likely wont have laying around
>Ugly
>Terrible high pitched upwards inflection when he lists off ingredients
Yeah nah go fuck yourself josh. The mouth breathers on youtube who need a bib to not drool on themselves supply you with enough views, leave us out of it

>>17846547
Agreed, it’s very out of date especially since Keebler is undermining them by selling the same cookies under the Keebler brand.

With how good batteries are now they should create some portable ovens and fresh bake cookies, which would be awesome and justify the premium price.

>>17847763
surely they could just use regular ovens, why would the ovens have to be portable? Unless they were making them on your doorstep or something, but that would take too long.
Should I invite them inside?

>>17847965
Invite them into the ovens? Yes.

>>17846331
Why is this jew OBSESSED with trying to dunk on low or middling quality products? Didn't this yid make several videos about "his version" of Taco Bell menu items being superior to the real thing?

>>17846547
I'm honestly surprised that Girl Scouts are allowed to keep selling cookies and that it isn't seen as some holdover from "the patriarchy".

>>17848979
Making a case for him here: he's just gaming the algorithm and what people want to watch. Unless you're Chef John you can't make it just by posting recipes or overly informative stuff and Weissman has chosen to make it on YT by making stuff that the average person wants to watch rather than what is pragmatic as a chef. He knows his average viewer probably doesn't cook and makes entertainment instead of informative recipes, it is how it is, look at most cooking channels and you'll see the same thing.

>>17848979
He doesn't care about the activity of cooking itself or being genuinely helpful, he's interested in making money. He's doing the cringiest annoying bullshit topics in the most stereotypical YouTuber way because that's the content the website is happy to promote and get him views.

>>17849025
Agreed, even though the concept in itself is dumb he's just playing the internet game, nothing really evil about it
However he COULD do it without being so pretentious and faggoty

>>17849025
>>17849053
weissman has a few decent recipes like lo mein or chow mein noodles, fried rice, several cakes, potstickers, etc. and he's not bad at the instructional part.
but i agree, useful recipes make up like 10% of his channel, maybe less at this point. and youtube definitely encourages faggoty content like what he's making now

>>17847965
>Should I invite them inside?
Yes anon, invite the girl scouts inside. Also get a lawyer.

>>17846331
>faggot promoting himself here

Instructions unclear, penis stuck in Girl Scout

>>17846331
This faggot is literally the rick and morty of YouTube chefs.

>>17849516
You have to go back.

>>17846331
Hi josh!
please stop contacting me. :)

>>17849602
Nigger, you're the tourist on 4chan, not me

>>17849053
Bro why the FUCK did you just paraphrase what I wrote, one post down from me? You think this is fucking YouTube? You're gonna get likes from my original thoughts? You know how hard I worked on that post, taking words away and putting them back in, just to have you plagiarise me?!

Absolutely disrespectful, fucking little imp.

>>17846331
With this. DUDE.

>>17849602
shut up

>>17846331
I'll take a girl scout, thank you.

Great now I can tell those goddammit girls to fuck off. You never talked to me in high school I'm not buying your shitty inferior cookies.

>>17849760
>>17849743
>>17849684
>>17846331

>>17848994
You'd be surprised
https://youtu.be/9h0DY8HGJPc

>>17846331
>weissman

There's like one reply answering the question lol. I want to make some chocolate chunk cookies, but idk what the best method would be. I think I'll use browned butter and some almond extract in them.

Girlscout pussy > stretched Jew bussy

>>17852101
shut the fuck up idiot

>>17848979
They are actually taco bell ads. It does not matter that he is besmirching their quality, everyone knows they’re low quality already, they want total brand saturation

Don’t fall for it

>>17846509
>>17846574

josh, can you explain the need to flex in the s class ? btw can you do a dipping dots video thnx

>>17846331
Get this kike outta here

>>17846331
>hours of preparation
>spend tons of money on ingredients
B-B-BUT THEY'RE BETTER GUYS!!!!!!!!
fuck this fat faggot

>>17852101
Nice! Make sure to watch more of Josh's pastry videos for info.

>>17852590
>>hours of preparation
>>spend tons of money on ingredients
>B-B-BUT THEY'RE BETTER GUYS!!!!!!!!
Yes. That's how cooking works.

>>17852101
OP should not have contained that picture if you want a proper thread about cookies

My niece loved being a girl scout, nothing made her happier and more fulfilled, it was such a big part of who she is. After this video she said she never wants to go again and hasn't spoken a word since. She refuses to eat and is sobbing all day and even when she sleeps. Now there's talk about putting her on ssri/lithium.
Fuck this faggot.

>>17846547
The biggest lesson you'll ever get from girl scouts isn't about how to be self sufficient or help others.
It's about how to manipulate and coerce people.

>>17846331
Kike.

>>17846331
Nice goatsee Josh

>>17854996
i appreciate this post i'm sorry that no one else has

>>17847763
>portable ovens
I don't care for the cookies, but if they brought a coleman stove and oven I'd buy some for the novelty.

>>17846331
I hate this series so fucking much. Why doesn't this nigger show us how normal people that don't have 50k worth of equipment in their million-dollar Austin penthouse can make better fast food at home, quickly, and without all the fucking pretentious "I'm gonna make my own pickles because buying store-bought pickles is just ICKY" faggotry

The reason why I buy overpriced girl scout cookies is to support the ones that go through the effort of doing door to door sales. I care not of making my own.

>>17855238
This. If I want cookies I'll just buy cookies, I buy girl scout cookies to support children learning shit.

>>17855226
>But cheaper
>$1 food
>Literally spends $20 on groceries and uses hundreds of dollars of equipment
>distributes a 2 ounce portion of food

He should really name his series to 'but more fucking annoying'

>>17855319
what do you expect from zoomer/millenial cooks on the internet? its always gonna be trendy bullshit you see on yt or tiktok. i can attribute every food trend to these people and platforms

>wagyu
>flaky salt
>bone marrow
>maillard reaction
>fond
>oven roasted garlic
>babish and weissman

these things existed before but have become memeified and overblown due to shittok and yt cooks

>>17855334
I think adam ragusea spoiled me but I couldnt give less of a shit about these other ones. Even that Ethan Chlebowski one, I dunno, they always just do some retarded shit and give you one 'insightful' thing per video.

Also Weissman's zoomer humour fucking pisses me off so much. I'm trying to watch a recipe video and it just goes to a close up of his ass and he does that high pitched voice thing. Even a fucking retarded kid doesnt find this shit funny