/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Fuck off we're full

>>17840764
but I'm here already, dickhead

>>17840772
Then get the fuck out commie cunt

>>17840781
I'm not Russian, retard, I just want to try some chocolate and see if it's good

>>17840786
It's just chocolate you fucking idiot. Have some kielbasa instead and piss off

>>17840786
Go home babushka boy, fight for your country instead of deserting

>>17840795
take your meds neoliberal faggot

>>17840764
>>17840781
>>17840789
Based.
>>17840799
Neolibs love fucking their own nations by flooding them with imports.

>>17840762
...Right the candy is pretty good. It has a consistency of caramel inside so if youre into that stuff then go on. It's pretty good.
See everyone You don't have to be a bunch of angry fags. (see pic)

>>17840799
>take your meds
How about you take Putin's dick in your ass, you gopnik, we don't like your kind here you Russian fuck, haven't since Stalin. Just go back and do your duty like a man instead of coming to our shores looking for refuge.

>>17840823
I'M A LITERAL ANGLO AUSSIE YOU DUMB FUCKING MONG
I WANTED TO SEE IF IT WAS WORTH TRYING THIS CHOCOLATE, NOT GET SOME SHITTY FUCKING VIRTUE SIGNAL SCREED FOR SOME LIMP-WRISTED TWINK CUNT LIVING IN FUCKING SEATTLE HAVING A CRY WHENEVER SOMEONE MENTIONS ANYTHING RUSSIA AND DOESN'T IMMEDIATELY GO ON A 30 MINUTE RANT ABOUT STINKY EVIL PUTIN AND THE TREACHEROUS VATNIKS
NOW GARGLE MY BALLS AND GO BACK TO EATING YOUR FUCKING HERSHEY'S OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU RETARDED FUCKING SEPPOS ENJOY WASHING THE TASTE OF TYRONE'S PRECUM + YOUR WIFEY'S VAGINA WITH

Unfortunately you live in Australia where importing absolutely anything costs far out your ass, so good luck. The chocolate is really good by the way, easily some of the best ever. If there is one thing disgusting Slavs do right, it's chocolate candy.

>>17840831
ywnbara

>>17840831
Heh...I've still got it

>>17840762
Stop trying to eat food you have seen in videogames, especially in a fucking post apocalyptic game that is meant to represent decay.

>>17840834
You should try the Russian Condensed Milk it's really tasty. Aldough right now you may have some problems getting it.

>>17840852
fuck that
I WILL live in ze warzone
I WILL eat ze chocolate
and I WILL be happy

why bother, cunt, go back to camping in tarkov you transparent lil shit it's just some dogshit choco

>>17840872
>camping
nah dog, I'm the one that pushes like a retard and gets clapped by the fucker with flechette

>>17840762
>it's pretty good
>it's better than Lindt
Russian here. haha, fuck no, bud. it's like bottom of the barrel chocolate in here. I prefer any other cheapest shit over this. it's not THAT bad, just nowhere near Lindt and any other brands half its price. it's so cheap for a reason.
but thank you for taking interest in Russian candy. most of it sucks but Korovka is alright.

>>17840875
thanks anon, I'll give it a look when I can

>>17840762
Maybe see if your local Chinese corporation (Aliexpress) has someone selling them.
If Chang knows how to do something, it’s to send stuff cheaply around half the world where others think it’s not worth it

>>17840874

oh i see, my apologies

however that reinforces the point that you shouldnt wonder about the chocolate, just become an alcoholic like god intended and keep rushing dorms like the god i know you are

plus its like just bad chocolate, lad, even worse than american hersheys

>>17840875
>Korovka
>Bette than Aлёнкa
You’re just trolling, aren’t you? Or do you honestly have such bad taste?

>>17840875
whaaaat??? this was a childhood favourite of every kid i knew! and don't even get me started on the condensed milk in that classic blue can... i SWEAR the blue color of the label made it taste better.
ruski confectionary is quite possibly the comfiest food ever. especially the sweets that come in literally 4 wrappers or some shit lmao, never got why they did that.

I prefer Poccия щeдpaя дyшa
They have plain chocolate too but my favourites are those. Ugly as fuck but surprisingly good and there are always discounts so you can buy one for 50 - 60 rubles

>>17840885
i didnt say that, bud. I literally just recommended it because some anon on /ck/ said he tried it and liked it. i also wanted to recommend kvass and syrki for same reason, but I figured that wasn't on topic.
actually GOOD Russian sweets exist (picrelated), but i'm pretty sure it's copied from foreign stuff anyway.
I'm just saying, just stick to your good chocolates like Lindt or Reese's or whatever you guys eat. don't bother hunting it down for 5x the price unless you have nothing better to do. i'd pick Snickers over Alyonka any day of the week

>>17840762
Chocolate made by people who punch fascists and nazis tastes very good.

>>17840762
http://rusforum.com.au/forum/viewtopic.php?p=726

>>17840972
It's Kinda my perverted dream that zelensky turns out like Mugabe.
Anyway russanons since the sanctions. How does your offbrand coca cola or Pepsi tastes like? No Malicousness just curiosity.

This costs like five bux lol just get a Milka

>>17840987
thanks anon, unfortunately none near me (t. ruralfag) and none online seem to have them in stock anymore, I'll have to see if there's any left in Adelaide next time I go down

>>17841015
Buy a can of whatever shitty generic store brand cola your country has, it would probably give you an idea. Like RC cola here, I swear people only drink it to be contrarian

>>17841070
In Adelaide there's a eastern euro store that stocks these amongst other items like kvass, russian tea brands, ect.

Mozaika
2/19 North Tce, Hackney SA, ph. 83630093

Mon-Thurs 11am-7
Fri, Sat 9am-7pm

As for the actual chocolate, it was a bit sweet for my tastes.

Lindt is better
Source : Russian

>>17840852
Could you elaborate? What videogame?
>>17841109
But Lindt is painfully average, anon. Only people who grew up on Milka, Hershey's and Cadbury rave about it

>>17840852
>tarkov
>post apocalyptic
If tarkov is post apocalyptic then so is Ukraine.

>>17841134
>What videogame?
The videogame OP is talking about is Escape from tarkov, where alyonka is a medium value item (or used to be anyways, haven't played in a long time) that was used for crafting and quests.
>>17841181
The game is literally set in the post apocalypse. But there's a reason the former UDSSR states make some of the best post apocalypse games, with just the right amount of post soviet era depression in them - it's because they can just copy where they live and make it marginally worse.

>>17840762
Find Slavic/Ukrainian grocery store in your area.

yeah Poccия >>17840895 is WAY better than Alyonka, Op

>>17841514
mmm, generous Russian souls...

Is russia known for its milk or cocoa? No. So why would this shit be good retard?

>>17840762
just go to the nearest Russian store, mate

>>17840831

>>17841574
I can't think of a nation known for chocolate that even grows cocoa.

>>17840831
Fuckin based

>>17840831
I'm a white Australian and the only people that ever say "anglo" are asian "australians". Most of my friends wouldnt even know what that means. So, youre obviously asian Australian. Fuck off back to Vietnam and eat your shitty russian chocolate Nguyen san.

>>17840831
now that was good

>>17841661
>Nguyen san
Is he originally Japanese? Mr. Nguyen seems pretty worldly.

>>17840762
It's not better than Lindt but it's a good, reliable chocolate that won't let you down. The AK-47 OF CHOCOLATES, if you will.

>>17840875
>>17840885
Korovka its not even russian. Its latvian.

>>17841795
>Mr. Nguyen seems pretty worldly.
He's got like a trillion clones
t. never met a Viet NOT named Nguyen

>>17841878
It's like how 90% of Koreans are Kim, Song, Park, or any mix of the three.

>>17840762
have you tried ground stashes?

>>17841108
thanks anon, whenever someone worth going to a show for is there I'll pop in for a look