/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17835472

>>17835472
wraps with tortillas + cold cuts + cheese and a dash of mustard

>>17835472
Baked potatoes. Just put potatoes in the oven for an hour.

>>17835472
Rice and beans is the cheapest. Just buy both in bulk.

Spaghetti with tomato sauce is extremely easy. Even if you make your own sauce.

>>17835472
a 5pack of mi goreng is like $1

>>17835493
I was going to say the same, but elaborating on what I do to make them as I like them:
1. Wash off potatoes and dry 15-30 min (guess you don't have to)
2. At roughly same time, preheat oven to 425F. Put tin foil on the rack for easier cleanup, but not necessary.
3. Poke holes in them so they don't split in the oven
4. Coat with olive oil, sprinkle salt all over skin
5. Cook for 1 hour and 15 minutes, turning over once about halfway through
6. Immediately take them out, split open, dice insides with knife, and put butter on them to melt in. Use whatever other toppings you'd prefer.

The big caveat is time, but if you plan ahead it's what you're looking for.

>>17835472
time honored NEET tradition of instant ramen
>available anywhere food is sold
>just boil water
>pour water into cup
>eat
make sure you get some different flavors, OP.

>>17835493
>>17835517
>>17835520

>OP says he doesn't want to cook
>anons post things that require cooking

>>17835528
>hates cooking
>BUT
>doesn't want to starve
You stupid fucking retard

>>17835528
OP here, I sadly have to cook
I cant just live off delivery food or salad

>>17835472
Rotisserie chicken
Microwave some broccoli
If you find you're not quite that lazy some rice o roni or knorr

>>17835562
Or I have a store near me that sells lunch meat ends for like 2 bucks a pound or something. Slice it up make a sandwich.

>>17835472

>>17835554
You can live exclusively off of cheap rotisserie chicken, spinach, and bread to make sandwiches. god forbid you buy a fucking tomato or other veggie you can cut raw and slap on a sandwich addon to your endlessly fucking dismal lacking to cook.

dirty malnourished anime-posters deserve bread and baloney

can of deenz

>>17835472
Beanies and weenies with instant potatoes. Literally just "open and heat up" type meal and still decently nutritious

>>17835528
>boil water
>toss noodles in
>fuck your mum for 2 minutes
>wallah bone apple teeth

>>17835562
based Bachelor's Handbag enjoyer

>>17835472
Get a rice cooker or a slow cooker/crokpot.
Throw shit inside, eat.

>>17835472
eggs if you want basic nutrition, potatoes if you want basic carbs
pears or cereal to add fiber so your shits aren't agony
microwave steamed vegetables (whatever's cheapest) to balance things out a bit

>>17835528
microwave jacket potatoes
microwave steamed vegetables
microwave scrambled eggs
if it can be made in the microwave it does not count as cooking

for a healthier and more nutritious lazy diet do large batches of stew or curry meal prep on weekends and freeze the majority

>>17835472
oranges to avoid scurvy, any citrus really but most people are happiest with oranges
pears to avoid ass blasting without being forced to eat a ton of greens
eggs for the rest of your basic dietary needs

then you can have whatever junk you feel like to pad out your calorie needs

>>17835472
just grab some lunch meat and wrap it in cheese
maybe put something in side of it
no cooking and no effort involved

>>17835472
deenz, beanz, and rice
the meal with a low price that's still nutritious and delicious

>>17835829
>a block of cheese is $12
>a pack of ham slices is $6
OP said "cheap" not "half of your fucking food budget"

>>17835733
Add some mayo an you've got a TASTY meal

>>17835472
Rotisserie chicken
Real mayo
Pickles
Red onion
Paprika
Put it all in a blender or cut by hand and mix. Ez chicken salad.

>>17835890
>block
>pack
You're not very smart, are you?

>>17835472
Rice and beans
Fried pork cutlets
Steamed broccoli/carrots

>>17835472
Roasted red potatoes are super fucking easy.
You give 'em a scrub with water to remove the growths, I use my hands and fingernail because fuck effort.
Cut 'em up into like 8ths, 12ths, or 16ths, whatever, putting them into a mixing bowl.
Add olive oil, salt, pepper, garlic powder, optional other spices and give everything a good toss.
Then throw them on a tray lined with foil in the oven or toaster oven for like 40 minutes at 400f plus or minus.
5 minutes of effort tops.

One of my go-to sides besides white rice or goya rice because of how easy it is and cleanup is only one mixing bowl.

>>17835521
I do them 45 minutes with nothing on, then take then out and coat in oil and salt before putting back in for 15. I don't know why, but they're much better and have a nicer skin that way imo.

>>17835521
>>17835966
>an hour or more to cook a fuckin potato
Boil or microwave till soft then bake til crisp.
There, I just saved you 45 minutes.

>>17835977
Probably works, but that actually wouldn't save me any time since I'm always doing something else (while in the house) when it is cooking, so don't have much interest in trying unless there is a positive taste difference.

That's better for someone who doesn't plan out when they're going eat before they really get hungry, which I imagine a lot of people do.

>>17835472
Eggs.

>>17835472
IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME
IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME
IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME

>>17835987
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>17835472
>>17835554
>smug animay poster #6235476325

quesadillas are easy and only take a few minutes

>>17835933
never thought about throwing it all in a blender
think this would actually taste kinda good

>>17835983
I've found there is a definite taste and texture difference in parboiling potatoes before roasting them.

They end up with fluffier insides and a better crunch on the outside.

I highly recommend you give it a go once just to try.

>>17836171
Will do then, thanks friend.

>>17835472
Thank fuck for my sous vide setup. I can cook a whole chicken breast in a flavorful sauce with no investment of mental effort on my part. Chuck the shit in a bag, press the go button, and wait a few hours.

>>17835493
a slow cooker is even cheaper

>>17835478
That's a happy coincidence.

>>17836185
>sous vide
I've always wanted to try this. what would a decent set up cost?

>>17836224
You can get a pretty good setup for less than $200, including the machine and the container.

>>17835472
Microwave bowl of soup

>>17836138
seconds*

>>17836246
miliseconds

>>17836254
Can't think of a faster easier hot meal

>>17836259
dog shit? if that an option?
It's really hard to beat canned soup, quesadillas, hash, grilled cheese, ramen, fuck even just plain eggs and toast!
My personal favorite is everything bagel + good eggs x2/3 + turkey bacon + maybe avocado + good seasoning + good stoneground mustard.

>>17835472
frozen pizza

chicken patties and bread

sous vide chicken breast

veggies in the container to steam in the microwave

picrel

t. eats like shit and will have cancer in 20 years probably

>>17836306
oh also scrambled/fried eggs

ignore everyone talking about crock pots too, they're a pain in the ass to clean and if you won't cook you won't like cleaning it

>>17836307
you could always use crock pot liners
you said you'd get cancer in 20 years anyway, right?

>>17836322
still a pain in the ass, crock pots are overrated as fuck, just learn to sous vide

ramen, $1 for 6 packs

>>17835472
>frozen food
>premade pasta
>canned things
>literally most foods

>>17835917
you mean a white trash fat american meal

Just fucking eat a bunch of chocolate fagot

>>17836135
>frogposter

>>17835753
this was a "fancy" meal my mom would prepare on special occasions
usually we would just get plain pasta without sauce and precooked ham

I don't know why people don't just buy like 8 costco/sams rotisserie chickens, eat one, freeze the rest in preteen chest freezer and eat those over the course of a week or two as your primary food source.

I am slim, healthy and plenty of energy. Seriously... meats like chicken and beef should be 85+% of your diet for good health. Also cheap relatively.

>>17835753
>bread

Get the fuck out troll.

>>17835493
clean them, stab them with a fork a bunch, microwave for 2:30
flip over and microwave again
no need to bake
>>17835590
this is yummy
rice and beans are extremely cheap if you buy dry in bulk. get a slow cooker and chuck in dry beans in morning(i know you wake up at noon), will be ready by noon.
3 levels of rice:
>instant($$)
>rice cooker(have to own a rice cooker)
>make in pot(requires ability to follow instructions on a bag)
the slow cooker will allow you to make a lot of tasty cheap meat dishes too since you will get bored of beans
ex.
>carnitas with whole pork shoulder
>beef stew with any cheap cut

aglio e olio

>>17835472
chicken with rice
>salt and season chicken
>throw in oven or air frier at highest temperature until cooked (i give it like 20 mins)
>put rice, water, salt and a splash of vinegar in rice cooker
then you just wait for both things to cook and then serve
you could also steam some vegetables along the way if your rice cooker has a steaming tray
you could also add some canned corn and butter to your rice

OP here, thanks a lot now i will no longer starve

>>17835472
Refried beans are pretty easy, whenever I make a batch I make a ton of bean and cheese burritos that I freeze and nuke whenever I don't feel like cooking

>>17838958
i want to kiss you *mushes my virgin lips against yours*

Ramen+hotdogs is easy

>>17835472
Cum.

Buckets and buckets of cum.

>>17835472
Can of Tuna, mayo, plus one of those pots of brown rice that cooks in 90 seconds.

Its actually not that bad for you ( just dont eat Tuna too regularly, or it'll unironically give you nightmares from Mercury poisoning)

>>17835478
This is the answer.
Throw into an oven or air fryer, wait 20 to 30 minutes depending on the instructions.
Done. It's even less work than instant noodles, and unlike instant noodles, tendies can be reasonably healthy depending on brand.

>>17835472
potato in the microwave, don't even skin it you don't have to just a light rinse and maybe leave a cup of water in there so it doesn't get too dry.

>>17835472
Microwaved spud

bread sammich
otherwise just put store pizzas in the oven

>>17835753
Praise mayonnaise is absolute shit. Helmans, kewpie or the one from Aldi are so much better.

>>17837758
Were you allowed to put sauce on the pasta if you wanted to?

>>17835753
I'm sorry anon, but Putin's Price Hike(tm) has put the prices of these items unobtainably high.
Even with the upcoming price freeze (I think it literally only hits the slaw lmao) we're fucked.

>>17835472
The same thing I eat for breakfast: greek yogurt. Here with blueberry jam, pistachios, dried cherries, dried wild blueberries (under cherries), fresh strawberry, and crunchy cereal. You can put this together in 2 minutes easy.

>>17835472
Do you have a pot? Can you boil water?
Boil water and put vegetables into the pot. Wait until ready. That's it.

Carrots, onions, tomatoes, celery, frozen vegetables--anything you want. Chop them if you like, or don't. Once everything is in, lower heat to medium, put the lid on, and go browse 4chan or whatever until the carrots are fork tender; usually 30 minutes. Salt and pepper to taste, then serve. Freeze the rest.

>>17835472
There are panda and ubereat here
I usually order health food, which are bland, full of meat and healthy.
If you are living in literally in the jungle, i recommend you at least know how to boil the veggies and meat