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More alcohol.

>>17831262
alcohol is for idiots but prairie oyster is delicious

>>17831262
1 bottle of pedialite
3 cups of Water
1aleve
Steak and eggs
Sleep

>>17831262
Bad Hangover cure
>wake up
>drink copious amounts of water
>take 800mg ibuprofen
>drink black coffee or go back to sleep
>if awake, make/eat fried egg and cheese sandwich and take a shower
>smoke some lmao
>order large pepperoni pizza for lunch and eat as much as you can without feeling sick
>take a nap
You'll wake up 100% and ready to go again that night or just chill out all comfy

A hangover is literally just dehydration. Alcohol is a diuretic, meaning it makes you piss more. Drink water, preferably before you go to sleep so you don't wake up with a headache.

>>17831262
Fried eggs
Hash browns
Bloody Mary
Large glass of water

>>17831281
A real hangover is withdrawal. What you're referring to is some childish shit that can be fixed with vitamins, hydration, and being kept cool.

>>17831281
It is primarily dehydration, but not entirely.

>>17831262
make a seriously stiff bloody mary

make sure you put bacon and pickles in it

>>17831271
>>17831277
>naproxen
>ibuprofen
Idiots. you want aspirin, not this bullshit.
Dissolve some alka-seltzer (aspirin bath bomb) in gatorade or pedialyte and pound it.

>>17831281
It's not though. Acetaldehyde is real. If not, I could just keep chugging Miller 64s in the morning and feel tip top.

>>17831295
>taking aspirin while you're dehyrdated
holy shit you're a fucking dummy

>>17831262
bartender here
ive spent far too much time drink off my ass 6 nights a week and working in hospitality.
by far the best way to "cure" a hangover is Dehydration tablets.
you can get them at the drugstore/pharmacy, or in the supermarket near where the asprin, toothpaste etc is.
One of those shits with a glass of water 30min before falling asleep, you'll never have a hangover again.

Shit's dangerous though if you dont have any self control. If you have no willpower you'll just find yourself drinking more and more cuz "lmao i didnt have a hangover after 2 full bottles of rum, lets try 3!"

At worst, what would be a killer 2-day hangover would just be no headache, slightly tired and maybe slight stomach pain instead of violently puking all day

I drink a fuck ton of water while drinking and after im done. Rarely have hangovers

>>17831262
Treating hangovers is pretty straight forward. The three main issues are
>Fatigue
alcohol limits REM sleep so you really don't rest well
>Dehydration
alcohol is a diuretic so you'll piss.a bunch and be low on water
>Inflammation
Alcohol and dehydration cause inflammation in your cells which is why you get a headache

Resolve those with the following
>naps and sleep
>drink lots of water and electrolytes
>take ibuprofen or another anti-inflammatory for the headache
>salty and greasy food which will help hold in water, increase fructose production, and improve mood
Good luck

>>17831262
1/4 teaspoon salt followed my shot of water every half hour or as necessary. Works for weed too.

Nothing ITT addresses the neurological aspect of a hangover - which is mini-withdrawal.

blaring swishahouse, scorching sun, lots of wata buddeh

>17831336
retard reply #3

eat a substantial meal before you start drinking
drink a lot of water before you go to bed
hurl if you have to
next day, have something sweet for breakfast (honey/jam are especially effective)
no aspirin/tylenol/etc because they just put more strain on your system
all else fails just go back to sleep

>>17831570
>>17831285
>>17831298
>t. morons who don't drink water
'mini-withdrawal' lmao, literally just drink water after you drink alcohol and there are zero problems.
unless maybe you're asian or something

>>17831262
literally just chug 2 glasses of water and some advil before you go to bed the night before, this reduces my hangovers more than any bs home remedy

>>17831336
yeah, you should take naproxen instead and burn a hole in your stomach like a real medical genius

>>17831285
>A real hangover is withdrawal
lol you have no idea what you're talking about. i've gone through minor withdrawal a couple times, it would take over 24 hours without drinking before it would start hitting me, a hangover is just your body rebounding. he's right though, the headache part of the hangover is just from dehydration

>>17831277
This. Pepperoni pizza can be substituted for other large takeout meals. Vietnamese usually does the trick.

>>17831336
you're probably not retarded, and must have just missed the part where the aspirin is taken with a bunch of gatorade.
>>17831614
any painkiller can hurt your stomach when it's sensitive, though

>>17831597
How does staying hydrated address the neurological aspect of withdrawing from alcohol?

>>17831659
How does a hangover constitute a withdrawal?
Maybe drink water and also join a 12-step program, if that's what you're after.

ITT: Diazepam is the only real hangover cure

>>17831614
yea and even baby aspirin can make your brain bleed dumbo. every therapeautic has risks

>>17831755
>brain bleed
if this happens then god wanted you to die anyway desu

The best cure for hangovers is not to drink in the first place. Everything else is a cope. You are literally COPING with a hangover with "recipes" that make you feel slightly better during the inevitable recovery. You fucking alcoholic piece of shit retard.

>>17831262
For me salad and a shit tone of water always works.

>17831773
>t. mudslime teetotaler infant
i don't get hangovers because i have water after drinking. everything else is denial of the basic rule that has been known for millennia, to hydrate after/while imbibing alcohol.

If you can eat you're not hungover.

>>17831597
>unless maybe you're asian or something
nonwhites in general have weak livers. they demonize alcohol in the same way that they demonize dairy due to their inability to metabolize either

>>17831262
Well its more of a prevention but drink this before going to bed. Its amazing, you can even make it yourself its just water yoghurt and salt.

>>17831262
Sachet of these in warm water. Re hydrates you and puts salts and minerals you have lost.
Even asked for these at a chemist once and they admitted they use them for hangovers.

>>17831262
The cure is not being an alcoholic.

Cukes are perfect for hangovers

>>17831262
Eggs benedict. Cheesestake. Pizzas Two of those. High protein, sodium, fat food. And then more booze.

>>17831285
That's not what people talk about when they say they're hungover bro

Literally just drink water. Drink water while you're drinking alcohol. At the very least, drink loads of water before you go to sleep. Have a bottle of water by your bed to drink when you wake up. I never have any hangovers so long as I follow these rules. I usually don't even need to drink the water when I wake up.

>>17831262
Its been scientifically proven that a Full English breakfast cures hangover

>>17832154
Yeh betta be bringing back one of them fancy boxes wit tha peetser or I'm not even lettin ye ave a whiff o me gash. Yeh got a famly teh feed. Gottah mayek shur yes dotter grows big an strongg

hangover prevention
drink a pint of water and eat a little bit of salt before you sleep
you are now far less likely to wake up with a headache

>>17831262
water, caffeine, salt, sugar, a bit of alcohol, something spicy, and some grease to help flush the rest of everything out of your system.

Eggs, bacon, maybe some toast, a big glass of water, a coffee, and a spicy caesar/bloody mary/michelada's a good start, followed by more water. Maybe some pho for lunch.

>>17832161
i've seen this forced shitpost on /ck/ several times and it's still unfunny

>>17831971
He's not looking for a cure, just a treatment.

>>17832466
Nigga, the thread is literally titled hangover cure.

>>17832463
hit too close to home?

>>17831262
Check if you can find sauerkraut juice. Shit's sour, but get you up in notime.
Tomato juice is also great, because of huge amount of potassium.
Greasy meal.

>>17832479
>"What recipe can help a hangover?"

>>17832497
>Don't drink excessively
>???
>Profit

work out
breakfast, greasy
coffee
ibuprofen

>>17832505
>You're terrible at recipes
>This is why your father left you

>>17832530
>butthurt alchoholic lashes out at the people trying to help them
Many such cases.

>>17831281
This. I never get blackout drunk anymore, but I always just drink two or three glasses of water after I finish drinking alcohol, and I never feel hungover at all.

>>17831285
>a real hangover is hardcore chronic alcoholism side effect
You have no fucking idea what normal people are like, do you?

>>17831599
>taking NSAIDs with alcohol in your system
Don't do that. You will fuck your stomach, liver, and/or thyroid gland.

t. happened to my brother in law

>>17832583
This.

I encourage everyone memeing about painkillers itt to watch these two videos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2zHnmiq0fM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zeem6k2bDFk

>>17832570
>"hey I broke my leg, how can I make it heal better"
>"don't break you leg lmao xou retard #owned"
This is you right now

>>17832590
How often have your broken your leg on purpose?

>>17832590
Unironically yes. Don't be a fucking retard in the first place. Exercise some PRUDENCE.

>>17831262
a large beer, vietnamese pho, some advil and your favourite adult movies is all you need son

>>17832605
Once when I was drunk.

>1L Gatorade
>Big Mac
its that easy

Gatorade and valium

>>17832570
If I was the type to fall for interventions, you'd have never been born.

>>17832726
>implying you aren't a childless degenerate

>>17832605
Once, to get out of conscription. How many times have you looked up a recipe to find "Don't be hungry, stupid!"
In the words of Sean Connery: "The damazhe hazhe already been done."

>>17832732
>Implying you're not wearing shoes right now because I pay my child support on time. Give your mother a kiss and remind her how fucking worthless she is, will you?

>>17832741
I'm barefoot currently and whomst are you quoting?

>>17832748
>Implying > is a quotation mark.
It's "Whom'st." If you'd put your shiny new fucking Nikes on and get your ass to school from time to time, you'd know what to do with apostrophes. You're an ungrateful little twat, just like your mother. I bet you do a mean dead starfish impression too.

>>17832748
Me

>>17832757
I think it's time for sip of the ol medicine. The delirium seems to be setting in.

>>17832765
>You shouldn't drink
>Have a sip. It'll stave off the DTs
Yep, you're your mother's son.

>>17832769
>uglycrying over the insinuation that you should drink less
>'wow, you're just gonna enable me like that?'
go to bed, pops. i've got gaming to do

>>17832776
Go to school you little shit. Your mother might suck dick for pasteis de natas, but she's got her BA to fall back on. Do you think all this azeotropic ethanol just magically appeared? It comes from the lab I own that serves the pharmaceutical company I own that justifies my PhD, MD and ruthless behaviour in my mid 20's. Get your ass to class!

>>17832587
wasn't the ibuprofen one's conclusion just not to take it too often, not to never take it at all?
if you get hangovers every day, then ibuprofen isn't your biggest concern.

>>17832788
Paracetamol is the less problematic one.

>>17831667
You're glib and unintelligent and presume that I don't know a lot about drinking and what it does.

>>17832793
in the video he has an entire section about not taking tylenol with alcohol in your system, I think if we're talking about acute hangover cures, you should go for ibuprofen then.

>>17831281
>before you go to sleep
lol no, that shit doesn't help and you will just wake up in the middle of the night, drunk/hangover as fuck. The real thing is drink water with alcohol. My little to no hangover recipe is, with every 2dc of whisky/vodka/rum whatever, drink 1/2l of water. Take from late 30yo when hangovers are pure nightmares. But yeah there is no cure, only water.

>>17831262
gatorade
or if you're a cool guy, just salt and potassium

>>17832899
Yeah you have to drink the water along with or immediately after you finish the alcohol to actually prevent the hangover.

Drinking water solves my headache but I still feel like shit what can I do

>>17831262
drink more salt and eat something water before going to bed

>>17832605
I have done things that could lead to the breaking of my leg if I did them incorrectly, on purpose many times.
>straight-edge means I'm more annoying than you

the hangover can't catch you if you never stop drinking

>>17832796
ok

pho does a pretty good job

>>17831581
Lmao

>>17833453
if she was smoking she'd be perfect

>>17831262
If you put so much ethanol in your body that you get drunk and have a hangover, the best cure is to simply buy a rope.
Live life sober and in full control of your mind, or don't live at all.

>>17833602
You're just mad cuz Harm's Way lost their edge.

>>17833602
>2022
>straight edge
Has straight edge ever been anything other than a coping mechanism for underage Americans and clapped-out celebrities with too much kidney and liver damage to drink anymore?

>>17833828
It was a uniting trait of some pretty decent hardcore punk bands once upon a time.

>>17833828
straight edge implies strict abstinence from alchohol
drinking in moderation is not straight edge
seems like you're the one employing a coping mechanism for your buddin/full blown alcoholism

>>17833851
idk if telling people to kill themselves on 4chan is something that a happy, well adjusted person would do

>>17833851
>live life sober and in full control of your mind
>drinking in moderation
Pick one and only one you backpedalling little queer

>>17833909
>>17833930
damn bros, it's almost like 4chan isn't comprised of you and a single other person

>>17833952
>wading into an argument between two clearly defined opinions
>expect the other parties to magically intuit the fact that you're actually a big-brained centrist
Autism?

>>17831262
A little bit of the same alcohol you got the hangover from
pickled eggs
ceviche

>>17831262
More booze. Just not too much of it. Then drink water
then eat
>>17832154
or the like

>>17833967
>keeps coping
ease up on the drink before your brain starts dripping out your ears

>>17833998
>get caught hot-swapping opinions
>n-no actually I'm another poster
>poster count did not change
Here's your (You) little buddy

>>17834017
>tripling down
sad to see

>>17831336
Alma seltzer has 2000mg of sodium in it

>>17831281
Wrong lol

Just water, caffeine, and some food if you can keep it down. If it's really unbearable, either head or stomach-wise, take a single shot. It'll either make you puke and feel better, or help your head and feel better.

>>17831262
The only cure is to drink less. Hangovers are your body pleading with you to stop destroying the gift God gave you.

>>17831262
Best hangover cure is stop getting shitface drunk

>>17831262
Xanax, paracetamol, water, whatever you can stomach eating and go back to sleep for a bit
Hangover cured

>>17835443
>Xanax
american brain

for me, its
>chug about 20-28 oz water prior to going to bed after drinking 12 beers
>wake up around 5 hours later
>chug as much water as i can and take a couple ibuprofin, sleep it off
>wake up 3 hours later, chug water and piss my guts out
>make scrambled eggs and coffee with milk and sugar, drink more water
>reconsider my life choices
>drink more water

>>17831262
Fuck drunktards.

>>17831262
Get drunk lol literally why not?
>"ugh I feel so bad I couldn't even think of drinking!"
BUT THATS THE ANSWER BRO

>>17831266
fpbp /thread

>>17831262
Protein and electrolytes and water. All other answers are bullshit.

Water, nigga

>>17831262
Burying my face in between my sister's legs and just eating until I'm absolutely exhausted and my face is soaked in her juices.

>>17831262
Two ibuprofen and a few hits of weed.

>>17831262
>What recipe can help a hangover?
don't drink alcohol, thats it, no hangover

>>17832154
disgusting display of angloness

I like to sweat it out while drinking water

n-acetyl cysteine

>>17831266
Good ol' hair of the dog
From zero to hero in no time

>>17837168
You can get proper cysteine just by eating red meat and it's better absorbed because it doesn't need to be de-acetylated. Stop falling for the supplement jew just because they want to sell off their products.

Medical grade hydration fluids. You can get those as a powder for mixing into water. They are for dehydration from heavy diarrhea and shit

>>17831262
>water or tea
>protein (e.g. steak and eggs)
>salty snaks
>sleep

to get rid of a hangover you need more alcohol and some protein

If your hangover is cured by a little snacky you're just a hangry little bitch. An actual hangover will leave you unable to keep food down or even willing to leave bed.

>>17837572
>it's better absorbed because it doesn't need to be de-acetylated
so you are telling me a water soluble powder is absorbed more slowly than a big lump of meat
that's like saying "don't snort cocaine, just eat a bushel of coca leaves!"

>>17831266
thread ended here

>>17832154
It has also been scientifically proven that english sausages were invented by SATAN himself.

>>17837738
Amino acids aren't as bioavailable in their acetylated forms, so yes it doesn't matter if it's a fucking powder. It just helps make it vaguely shelf-stable as a supplement. You're shitting most of it out.
But hey, go the fuck ahead and keep buying it if it makes you feel better. Placebo benefits are still benefits.

>>17831386
and electrolyte imbalance

>>17837798
https://link.springer.com/article/10.1134/S1990747809020081
>it's real
kek, thanks for that

>>17831266
this.
every time I've been with someone bitching about a hangover I just tell them to get a twisted tea or chelada and they always go "noooo I'm not gonna drink today"
and I just go okay then have fun with your fucking hangover
it's that simple

For me it's two to three polar seltzers.

>>17831262
The only cure that actually works is time.

>>17837982
Ain't nobody got time for that.

>>17837982
Nah. The true cure is being proactive, also bread.

You drink water before, during, and after drinking alcohol, and you eat bread later on.

>>17831266
fpbp

>>17833930
Lol what? Do you think that the moment alcohol touches your lips you lose sobriety? I drink one beer like a few nights a week and enjoy it because I don't get piss drunk.

In America the only people above the age of 21 who drink alcohol for the sake of getting drunk are pathetic addicts. If the rest of the world has the same attitude towards alcohol as trailer trash from Florida or a 16 year old then that's really sad.

I made this thread here a few years ago and got shit on. Glad to see you zoomers finally turned alcoholic

>>17831277
Basically this. Eat a bunch if you can and sleep. Nothing will help more than sleep though

>>17838472
>In America the only people above the age of 21 who drink alcohol for the sake of getting drunk are pathetic addicts.
Have you ever in your God-granted life actually been to a social event?

>>17833584
she literally has a cigarette in her hand dumbshit

>>17839036

>>17838968
going to a social event for the sake of getting drunk is different from thinking that every time you drink alcohol its to get drunk. Do you get drunk alone in your bedroom?

>>17831266
woah going through alcohol withdrawl and drinking some alcohol cures it what a revelation

>>17837714
imagine gatekeeing hangovers

>>17831262
I simply live with the pain. And drink a lot of water.
Just lay in my bed for 5 hours trying not to puke myself to death.

I've tried pretty much everything from pedialyte to more booze to IV and oxygen. Nothing fixes me better than an ice cold sweet tea with lemon.

>>17832463
ok nigel

>>17831262
some tea and a refreshing beer

>>17831262
ive never had a proper hangover, alcohol gets me thirsty as fuck so i drink enough of it to not get it
worst thing ive had happen is get sick 2 days after drinking but alcohol itself is sterile

not drinking alcohol

>>17831573
>Distolleds

I can usually chug gatorade and water beforehand and avoid hangovers 90% of the time. 5% of the time I do, it's either mild nausea or a light headache. That goes away through similar methods.

When I do get legit hungover I have no appetite until the afternoon. Only chugging a gatorade or so in between before becoming overwealmingly hungry and binging Waffle House after.

>>17831262
when i lived in vietnam, a bowl of noodle soup or bun thit nuong would do the trick. here in the US, a burrito or some eggs or some cheesy thing. chugging water, taking an aleve, some coffee, a little reefer or an edible.

also pro tip, take some N-acetyl cystein before you start drinking and also chug enough water that you feel slightly sick before you pass out

>>17841618
>IV
in Vietnam you could go to a pharmacy and get hooked up to an IV with b-vitamins included and it would cure a hangover in minutes, it was amazing. on weekend mornings when i was awake until 3 am i'd get a double iced coffee in one hand an a vitamin IV in the other arm and in 15 minutes i'd be ready to teach 20 screaming 7 year olds. in New Orleans there was a similar service (i think there was even a bus that was a hydration IV station in the morning/afternoon and a party bus in the evening) but it was like $75 for 30 minutes

Actual alcoholic here. We don't get hangovers. Quit being fucking retards and commit to your addiction.

>>17843039
kinda true. Once you hit rock bottom alchy, you don’t really wake up with the same grade of hangover. But then an hour or two passes and you get hit with withdrawals that make you feel like you’re actually going to die and slam a liter of bottom shelf light rum to numb the pain.
>t. former full blown alchy hospitalized three times for severe withdrawals. Now 7 months sober

>>17831586
>go back to sleep
This was always a big one for me. The pattern I found after years of hangovers, was obviously to drink lots of water, but the initial sleep you go into when drunk is very weak, sort of lasts the main duration of drunkeness (a few hours) until you're mostly sober, at which point you auto wake up, drink more water and then go back to sleep. That second sleep is a proper one and aside from the general weakness you feel for the rest of the day, you avoid the worst of it.

i don't like when i get shaky and sweaty

>>17831277
If I have caffeine while I'm hungover I work myself up into a panic attack.

>>17843985
you need to stop anon. it ain't worth it. dying due to alcohol withdrawal is probably one of the worst ways to go out. right above burning alive. i'm this guy
>>17843940
and now that i'm sober i've never felt better. i can't even think about drinking without feeling sick. there's still time!

>>17832434
>put one corona in blender
>two shots of vodka
>v8
>clamato
>sucker punch
>horseradish
>worcestershire
>cholupa
>celery salt
>tons of black pepper
>smoked chipotle chili powder
>cayenne
Serve w/ a featureman burger ( just cook a pound of ground beef w/onions and potatoes) but add eggs and bacon to it.
Chug green gatorade, some olive oil, loads of black coffee and ice water.
Turn the AC on, down to 60.