[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/ck/ - Food & Cooking

View post   
File: 150 KB, 1280x1109, nuremberg bk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17826001 No.17826001 [Reply] [Original]

Willkommen to Nuremberg Burger King, what would you like?

>> No.17826023

>>17826001
long nugget burger

>> No.17826024

ein groß mac bitte schön

>> No.17826043
File: 36 KB, 600x315, RqdK1t5CGuAJoim0VMozcP28UXkTFBKkTaVIPubobYg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17826043

I'll have aaaaa uuuuh

>> No.17826058

>>17826001
6 ash- I mean hash browns please

>> No.17826061

>>17826001
the bolsheviks will buy you out!

>> No.17826066

>>17826001
T-they couldn't clean up that grunt from the oxidizing eagle there? Really?

>> No.17826072

>>17826001
Can I get a forced, prewritten confession (no translator)?

>> No.17826077

>>17826024
there's something poetic about it if the Germans actually call it a "gross mac"

>> No.17826078

>>17826001
I like how the sign isn't attached to the building.

>> No.17826099

Needs signage that reads "over 6 gorillion served"

>> No.17826139

>>17826099
Wow that would be really funny, don't you think? You are quite the comedic mind.

>> No.17826159

Can I get a Zyklon B-urger and a Fanta?

>> No.17826178
File: 234 KB, 801x485, Screenshot_2022-05-10 McMenü Produkte McDonald’s Deutschland.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17826178

>>17826077
They don't.

>> No.17826212

>>17826043
VE HERE AT ZE BURGER KAISER DEMAND EFFICIENCY FROM VORKER UND CUSTOMER ALIKE YOU SHALL GET ZE VOPPER KINDER UND YOU VILL LIKE IT

>> No.17826223

>>17826212
i would actually like to visit germany if i didnt think it was full of turks

>> No.17826366

one classic chicken sandwich please
no I don't want the chicking I want the long one

>> No.17826373

>>17826178
it's the little things

>> No.17826392

>>17826223
isnt this like all of europe at this point, if not turks then some other kind of immigrant

>> No.17826515

>>17826001
6 gorillion is the real Whopper, amirite?

>> No.17826533

>>17826001
a Zyklon burger with a side of oven baked fries and a coke.

>> No.17826548
File: 139 KB, 800x604, Lancaster_617_Sqn_RAF_dropping_Grand_Slam_bomb_on_Arnsberg_viaduct_1945.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17826548

>>17826001

One Grand Slam please

>> No.17826569

>>17826392
Gaddafi was right...

>> No.17826576

>>17826001
Where's the anon who sent us a pic of this place from his phone? If you're reading this, I love you <3

>> No.17826585

Nuremburger Fryals

>> No.17826589

>>17826569
they don't string you up from a lamppost for being wrong

>> No.17826595

>>17826001
Ein schnitzel mit scharf bitte

>> No.17826616

>>17826178
so they literally call it a big mac? gay

>> No.17826623

instead of emptying out the fryers they render the fat into soaps and machine lubricant... chilling stuff

>> No.17826630
File: 199 KB, 952x960, 1560863821007.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17826630

>>17826001
>Not Nuremberger King
pathetic display

>> No.17826632

>>17826001
>kills one cow
>makes six million burgers

>> No.17826720

>>17826043
one sneed burger with extra chuck sauce

>> No.17826807

>>17826630
>not Kaiser Nuremburger
It can't be helped...

>> No.17826850
File: 394 KB, 658x729, 1423757507004.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17826850

>>17826178
So they just call it a big mac? That is even gayer than calling it a gross mac wtf

>> No.17826881

Burger Fuehrer

>> No.17827048

>>17826001
There's something not reich about this building.
The NSDAP really made some great stonework, didn't they?

>> No.17827068

Nurrmberger

>> No.17827101
File: 27 KB, 603x530, 1435159324616.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17827101

>>17826178
how cucked are these fucks they cant even call their big macs a gross mac?

>> No.17827468

>>17826001
I'd be afraid to eat here but BK sucks anyway

>> No.17827499

>>17826001
>not Börg-Herr

>> No.17827509

One extra long cheeseburger, please.

>> No.17827516

>>17826001
Some fried kraut.

>> No.17827527

>>17826001
Ich möchte einen groß Whopper meal mit käse und kein onionen bitte schön.

>> No.17827541

Yeah uhh, can I get some Holocaust footage shot by Hollywood director John Ford that was commissioned by the OSS (proto CIA)?

>> No.17827617

>>17826001
a retrial

>> No.17827633

>>17826001
SOVL

>> No.17827636

>>17826066
>>17826078
I live in Nuremberg and here is some quick fact for you anons: They literally are not allowed to change anything outside of the building, it's under monument protection lmao

>> No.17827775

>>17826001
One Großdeutschlandburger with a Side of Poland. And some Luftwaffels please. As a drink i prefer concentrated orange juice

>> No.17827900
File: 43 KB, 1585x1527, 1467777703791.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17827900

>>17826515

>> No.17828603
File: 196 KB, 1920x810, royale-with-cheese.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17828603

>>17826178
Royale with cheese

>> No.17829249
File: 193 KB, 960x720, 824890-960x720-sauerkraut-burger-mit-nuernberger-rostbratwuerstchen.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17829249

>>17827775
you maxxed it out. what do you think about the Nürnberger Burger? I like the idea of wieners compressed into tiny space

>> No.17829258 [DELETED] 
File: 70 KB, 640x524, barbaraspectre.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17829258

White Christian people from germanic tribes (broadly speaking) replaced by relatively more docile and less politically threatening brown people from the third world.

Once white christians no longer form majorities to control and oppress gay people as "conservative christians" a jewish minority government can come to power and pass gay marriage, abortion rights, and non discrimination laws in more and more countries and places.

You don't get to make me suffer for who I am. You will be replaced.

>> No.17829261

>>17826001
amazing stonework
must've been ayyliums

>> No.17829285
File: 36 KB, 655x527, 1652249596607.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17829285

>Nuremburger King
What I time to be alive.

>> No.17829307
File: 290 KB, 1200x800, DSC08013.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17829307

>> No.17829364
File: 54 KB, 602x452, main-qimg-07f982a40ae9e9f069b477bc7267e974-lq.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17829364

The Nürnburger please.

>> No.17829367
File: 202 KB, 1388x1366, Drei_im_Weggla.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17829367

>>17829249
whys there kraut on it

>> No.17829407

>>17826850
>marble floor damaged by urine
This guy pissing battery acid apparently.

>> No.17829702

>>17826850
We actually say: "Bik Mäkk"

>> No.17829729

>>17826850
i would just intentionally piss on the sign and floor if i saw this shit anywhere

>> No.17829820
File: 463 KB, 1500x1500, web-neu-1500x1500-core-hamburger-royal-kaese-1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17829820

>>17828603
No, that's a Royal TS. The Royal mit Käse is a different burger.

>> No.17829825

>>17829367
What are those sausages called? Where I'm from they're just called breakfast sausages

>> No.17829831

>>17829367
Ameris always overdo it with German food adding kraut everwhere and boiling shit in beer.

>> No.17829834

>>17829831
>>17829367
>>17829249

kraut is one of the only good food items germans have. why the fuck wouldnt you use it?

>> No.17829837

>>17829825
Nürnberger Rostbratwurst i guess

>> No.17829873
File: 341 KB, 1920x1280, D164DEA4-D678-43D7-87AB-791FC2D07D17.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17829873

>>17826024
I feel like this is something anti-Semitic

>> No.17829904

>>17829873
Who makes this shit

>> No.17829929

>>17829904
Creative minds of the old internet.

>> No.17830063

>>17826178
>>17829820
TS always has me think Tomatensalat and I kind of wish they did a burger with that sort of chopped tomato and vinaigrette topping.

>> No.17830112

I'll have a studenland with extra czechiaslovkia

>> No.17830182
File: 241 KB, 1600x898, giada.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17830182

>>17826515

>> No.17830515

Can I get a Large number 3, and Auschwitz the fries for chicken nuggets.

>> No.17830646
File: 59 KB, 627x782, 1579224025747.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17830646

I'll take a quarter Panzer, please.

>> No.17830767
File: 43 KB, 600x514, 1394677007584.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17830767

Used to be stationed around that area. The train station alone has a KFC and McDonald's inside. Dog bless Ameriga:DD

>> No.17830834 [DELETED] 
File: 26 KB, 450x416, 2 1302250329677.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17830834

>>17826001
Ill Take a Holohoaxburger, with extra CHEEEZE , a thick Holohoax Shake, a large Holohoaxfries, and aHolohoaxapplepie. Eating will set you free.

>> No.17831243

>>17826720
linked up spottemgottem lettuce and a side of shiesty sauce

>> No.17831280

>>17826212
>BURGER KAISER
It's "Königsburger"

>> No.17832179

Einen Reichsbürger bitte!

>> No.17832189

>>17826001
>Nuremburger
>Burger Krieg
>Das Luftwhopper

>> No.17832728

>>17826001
Does it come with the crown?

>> No.17832744

>>17826001
I'd like a fair trial

>> No.17832754

>>17832179
Pass auf, die rassistischen Hausmeister hier mögen es nicht, wenn man eine Sprache spricht, die sie nicht verstehen.

Dreckiger Abschaum.