/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>>17823784
>who the fuck even likes pickles?
You will never be Russian.

>>17823784
>be russian

>>17823784
What kind of Slav are you? No pickles? Blyat

Should have thought twice before you invaded the ukraine

>>17823784
Everyone likes pickles. You are literally not human if you do not like pickles.

>>17823784
Brexit means Brexit, deal wit it privately

>>17823784
You will eat all the pickles, the leader demands it of you.

Do they grind up all the ingredients together with the pickles into a smooth paste or something?

That's what you get for not eating at Donmak

Only niggers don't like pickles

>>17823784
putin likes pickles. follow your leader cyca blyat

>>17823784
>nooo why can't I eat american food while hating everything about them
kys

>>17823784
I sympathize with you OP, you're county is being punished for daring to Punch Nazis.

>be russian
no

>>17823784
U vill eat de pickles and u vill like it.

>>17823962
Russia is being punished for punching Russia? It's ironic considering Russia's role defeating the actual Nazis in Germany. I guess they decided there was only room for one brutal fascist regime...

>Not eating at DonMak's
for shame

Eat your pickles faggot

>>17823784
Don't like it? Better get to work on removing your "leader." Should have thought of this before you started murdering Ukrainians to dunk on NATO.

>>17823838
russians aren't human...

>>17823962
but that's not even outside punishment, it's rogue franchises that said "fuck you mainline we aren't closing" and then decided to add pickles to everything. baisically it's russians punishing themselves.

maybe they're just copying chick fil a

>>17823784
It's textbook CIA. Every regime "change" since the cold war that was caused by the US started with forcing pickles on its citizens.
Researchers procured as part of Operation Paperclip brought with them a psychoactive drug that when ingested, significantly increased anti-authoritarian sentiments in subjects that were already liable to it. Infusing pickles with said drug proved ideal because the pickle brine would preserve the drugs psychoactive properties almost indefinitely. The rest was just matter of having the citizens of an enemy regime consume these pickles, which then caused anti-government protests and revolutionary sentiments and ultimately set the stage for a sponsored regime overthrow that looks organic to the rest of the world.

>>17823784
>post-sanctions
What's it like for the regular rus-anon?
Do you know about Ukrain?

>no pickles
You don't belong in this country

>>17823784
>be russian

>not just asking for no pickles
I don't get it.

>>17825112
He said he did and it didn't work. He falsely attributes this to the restaurant instead of the shitty lazy worker though.

The ukraine is an alt-right nazi stronghold. Of course amerikkka would run to its defense.

>>17823784
Пидopac.

>>17823784 HAHAHAHA
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/mar/09/mothercare-and-owner-of-kfc-pause-business-in-russia-yum

>>17825571
No, that's just what the Ukrainian cannon fodder thinks of themselves. What they're fighting for is a lot different (AIDS)

>>17823998
Looks good.

>>17823784
my russian friend was actually a huge fan of pickles. we used to have competitions to see who could cram the most up our asses

>>17823838
I love pickles just not on sandwiches.

>>17825577
вилкoй в глaз

>>17823784
LARP
If you were Russian you'd know they're fucking obsessed with them over there.

>be subhuman
stopped reading there. Fucking kill yourself

Z

>>17827995
No where in his post did he say he was Ukrainian though

>>17823784
Imagine making a post on /ck/ and NPCs gang up on you just to spit out their anger due to you being born in Russia
YWNBAW dear drones

>>17824016
>Russia is being punished for punching Russia?
But leftypol told me commies can never be fascist because ummmm they just can't ok??

I mean, I like pickles... but if a restaurant isn't willing to fulfill a simple request like "no pickles", it shouldn't be patronized. What next, they won't let you order a chicken sandwich without mayo?

What kinda joker doesn't like pickles? They're like the best thing about fast food, apart from onion rings of course. Besides, aren't you commies supposed to love pickles?

>>17828082
Have sex chudcel

>>17823784
test the pickles for mind altering drugs that could be being forced upon you

>>17823784
>be russian

>>17828131
pickles are like ketchup, anything with added pickles tastes like pickles
which is fine when it's crunchy, succulent raw pickles, but fucking disgusting when it's something with completely different texture that tastes like pickles

the humble cornichon

>>17828138
I thought Russian propaganda was supposed to be good. Did the Soviet propagandists all die of old age or falling out of windows?

>>17823998
fuck now I want ice cold wodka
>tfw only one bottle of stoli in my booze supply and replenishment nowhere in sight

>>17828131
>quartered onions
why

>>17828674
Stoli is fucking rubbish.

>>17828681
shut your whore mouth, I like it, it's the only wodka I know that I can just slam neat and like the taste of. My workhorse wodkas (Jelzin/Gorbatschow) are fine too but they have lesser taste

>>17828663
buhanka is top tier propaganda

>>17828687
If you think Stoli is good vodka then you don't know jack about booze. Sure it comes in a nice bottle, but even the bottom shelf stuff here is better. If you want actual good vodka, try Russian Standard. It'll blow your mind how much better it is than the swill you chug everyday.

>>17828703
>Russian Standard
It's fine wodka but imo not the same tier as stoli. I just like the smooth, soft, refreshing taste of it. RS is harsher, less polished.

>>17823784
pickles are an autism filter

>>17828703
tfw no RS since everybody is boycotting Russia

>>17828709
RS keeps winning awards for best vodka in the world. Stoli is the baseline for what I consider acceptable.
I understand it's a matter of preference but let's not pretend one is not superior to the other.

>>17828695
I like how he just said "fuck it" to drawing the bottle and pasted a stock image in

>>17828780
well ya it's an edit of a shadman picture

>>17828785
>>17828695
just noticed he forgot to edit out the elbow of the zoomer when he pasted the Russian over

>>17823784
Because of the war they have either short supplies of the original food or it’s too expensive (or both is most likely) so they have to replace it with pickles

This is your punishment. Maybe u shouldn’t have invaded ucrane sweaty

I lived in Russia for 2 and a half years and learned to like pickles. That being said, I’m not very sure I like them on fried chicken. I had fast food there like 3 times in total, although I got some fried drumlets from the supermarket deli at times. In any case brother I hope you’re alright. Shit happened, I hope only that the best resolution happens for everyone, whatever it might be.

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>>17828818
You have always been and will forever be slaves to Jews and Free Masons.
Defending Ukraine is defending globalist kabalists' obsession with world domination and slavery (hint hint: you're the slaves, retards).
Take 2 seconds to think: if my opinions align with all major corporations and politicians--both of which are all controlled by the same people--then are my opinions good for humanity?
Maybe you braindead zombies do deserve to be slaves.

>>17828960
nobody cares go back to worshiping Jewtin

>>17828960
If u don’t support ucrane then u have to eat pickles because Russia is running out of food

>>17828724
Well unfortunately I'm drinking neither atm but cheers none the less

>>17828960
>Take 2 seconds to think: if my opinions align with all major corporations and politicians--both of which are all controlled by the same people--then are my opinions good for humanity?
Damn dude guess I'm a Nazi because Hitler and I are both vegetarians. Airtight logic.

Sorry your mom missed her abortion clinic appointment two decades ago and got stuck with you

>>17828960
Didn't read past first line, enjoy your imminent starvation Ivan

>>17828960
ok

>>17828703
>>17828687
I like luksoskowa, or however it's spelled, because it tastes faintly of raw potatoes, and I really like raw potatoes.

>>17823784
Pickles are great you slavic fuck

>>17823784
shouldn't have invaded Ukraine, also eat ze banana burger like your vozhd tells you

>Don't like getting sanctioned for something your government is doing? Maybe you shouldn't have personally invaded the Ukraine, guy who posts on /ck/ about pickles.

>>17824016
>Azov Batallion

>>17828960
Blah blah nobody gives a shit
Fuck russia
Fuck ukraine
NOT MY PROBLEM

>>17828960
>Take 2 seconds to think: if my opinions align with all major corporations and politicians--both of which are all controlled by the same people--then are my opinions good for humanity?
Why do vatniks always have the same talking points, it's like you "people" are brainwashed or something. Go die for Jewtin.

you have to eat all the pickles

>>17828960
they aren't wrong about corporatism and you all fucking know it. but this includes KFC which makes them fucking retarded - unfortunately like your forgetful flip flopping easy to lie to asses.

get your shit together America we need you to handle shit and this immense faggotry has not been it.

>>17829780
Except Russia controls the world's fertilizer prices so that shit has trippled in price. Enjoy even higher prices this fall

>>17830204
I grow my own food using my own compost.
NOT
MY
PROBLEM

>>17830198
the hot pickle cooks the raw chicken

>>17830204
The Biden administration halted transportation of fertilizer.
Brainwashed zombie. Yum yum yum, propaganda and state lies, om nom nom.

>>17823784
Have you considered writing to the Kremlin to end the invasion so that you can get KFC back to normal?

>>17823784
>kfc russia introduces fried pickles
end game

>be Russian
Kys vatnigger

>>17829756
Yes
Invade ucrane=U have 2eat pickles as punishment and food supplies
Simple as

>>17828679
Zakuska
Our vodka has a pretty strong taste. You would want to bite a raw onion after it. Also, goes nice with salo.

>>17828960

> Invades Ukraine unprovoked.

> Blames Jews and Freemasons for the world being pissed at you.

>>17831924
>unprovoked
>what is constant NATO expansion towards russia over the last few decades

>>17831933
>Gets to decide who gets to associate with who outside their borders
If they don't like it, maybe they should stop being such massive fucking faggots on the international stage and maybe they could even come to the NATO party too, but they're straight up GAYTARDS. They don't help themselves being totally deceitful, untrustworthy actors in international relations, with a foreign policy based on disrespect for law and order in other sovereign nations where their justification for acting is based on lying and denying their violations like a school kid would if they were in trouble. They're the faggot kid crying wolf constantly. The only things Russia produces of note besides petro-chemicals is alcoholism, poverty, retarded gopniks, drug abuse, rape, and child porn.
>Globohomo retard kike slaves
If you think Russia is fighting the Jews, you really don't know much about Putin's mother or the Jewish Autonomous Oblast. Russia is the shoe on the other foot from the US as the Jewish golem marches on.

>>17831933
>NATO expansion towards russia
Tu quoque, fagot. Russia has been invading it's neighbours on the reg, no wonder they gravitate towards NATO for protection. The real reason for the invasion is Putin is afraid of Ukraine developing into a westernised liberal democracy. He's afraid of what Russians seeing the Ukrainians next door flourish will do to his power base.

>>17831933
dang I can't believe Russia was so concerned about NATO expansion they proved why you want to be in NATO

>>17823784
>>things that had a "no pickles" option had it removed, even when you talk to the lady
>>things that didn't have pickles now have pickles with no option to remove them
>>many things were added, all with pickles
>>many things were plain removed, even the fucking classic drumsticks (obviously with no pickles)
pickles?

>be Putin
>be afraid of NATO expansion
>invade your neighbours
>more countries sign up to join NATO
How could this be happening to me?

>>17828960
this nigga's mad

>>17831968
>Hostile globalists with aggressive, ***SUBVERSIVE*** tactics knocking at your doors CONSTANTLY for years.
>"Haha, just join them bros. Give peace a chance lmao. Peace and love, peace and love."

>>17831968
Also, the person you're replying to isn't me, the one who posted about
>globohomo retard kike slaves
I'm well aware that Russia is another kike state. It is too complicated and, quite frankly, I don't give enough of a shit to make several posts explaining it on a Mongolian basket weaving forum's /ck/ board. But the masters of Russia aren't fully in alignment with the masters of the US (the US being the capital of Jewtardedness. China recently allied with them, hence covid). There are differences.
I'm not saying I love Jewtin.
I'm simply insulting the retard slaves here who defend Ukrained and NATO because their favorite Black Lives Matter celebrities wear Ukraine hats and their favorite food delivery apps allow you to donate to "those affected by the Ukraine crisis".
The more I read these retarded comments from you guys, the more 444 I want to be real.
Praise the cube.

>>17828960

>>17823784
Russia has excess pickle production with nobody from the outside buying it. You will eat the pickles for the good of the motherland.

>>17828703
I'll stick to the actual good stuff made in Poland.

>>17824016
There was place for all three brutal fascist regimes in Teheran and Jalta

>>17833109
Wrong list. China is allied with globohomo. Russia is allied with both China and globohomo separately, as they have their own agenda that is being constantly subverted by globohomo. India also has its own agenda but usually plays along with globohomo. Very unfortunate.
Arab shitholes hate Israel and Jews.
If anyone here is genuinely interested in this stuff, look up Muammar Gaddafi with a non-Jewish search engine. The guy dedicated his life to Arab freedom and a life detached from globalist Jewry. But, of course, he was vilified by western media. He was one of, if not THE, greatest leader of a nation since George Washington. But you know how it ends.
And finally, North Korea and Iran are the only nations on Earth whose banks aren't owned and controlled by international banking elites. Hence, all the sanctions.

>>17833109
>implying those countries aren't cultivated as controlled opposition to keep the masses in a constant state of fear and distracted from tightening control over their lives

>>17828703
>getting snobby over vodka
it all tastes the same after 3 shots

>>17828960
You always have been and will forever be the slaves of the russian dictators and their cliques. All the way back from when you were conquered by rurik and his vikings, through the centuries of tzars and boyars and nobles, to soviet cronies, to putin and his oligarchs. He steals all your money and you accept it. He sends you to die in a war of agression against ukraine and you accept it. He has you suffer the retribution from the entire west (while, do not worry, he has his private channels to live in luxury all the same) and you accept it. Well, every people has the government it deserves, and you, anon, deserve every food shortage and every pickle shoved down your throat.

>>17833180
Wrong.
Putin is a nigger.
It's just far more embarrassing to "simp" for Ukraine and kabalist globalists than it is to "simp" for salmon haters.

>>17833172
Snobby am I? Because I didn't lavish you with attention? Let me tell you, bucko, that I've given you more attention than you deserve.

>>17833189
I think living in squalor and being fucked in the ass by your officers pretty much tops the embarrassment scales, but maybe that's they way russians like it.

>>17833217
You say this as if I were Russian.
You will forever be a slave to people who think Saturn has a hexagon worm hole and a mysterious magical cube orbiting in its rings.
I'd say "kys" but you're probably so stupid that you would go towards the light to repeat the cycle.
Captcha: Heil Hitler Heil Hitler 1488

there's a distinct lack of discussion of pickles and food in general in the lsst few posts

>>17823784
>this is some kind of american psy ops I can tell
YOU DESERVE IT!!!

Shoot Putin and everything will go back to normal.

>>17823784
>she doesn't like pickles

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>>17833407
Truth can be harder to smoke than the microplastic-filled, microwaved reality.

>>17831933
>countries keep voluntarily joining NATO to deter Russian aggression
>Russia invades one of the countries that didn't join NATO
Really makes one think

I thought russians loved dill weed on everything?

https://sites.bu.edu/gastronomyblog/2020/04/30/pickles-and-transfems-hormonal-and-cultural-food-craving-in-gender-transition/

>>17828703
>russoid standard
It's just a notch above the bottom shelve my dude, it's NOWHERE near the good stuff, not even gonna mention premium stuff.
It's drinkable only with mixers, if you drink it neat you might as well chug on some engine cleaner or something.
Green Mark is better. Average pole vodka is better. Belvedere, Chopin and Zuborovka are much much better.
Want to try something tasty for a change? Try Ulovka or whatever those fags spell it, now that's some tasty vodka. No chaser needed - ever
t. been a bartender for nearly 10 years

>>17823784
are you kidding me, classic drumsticks are literally the first thing that pops up on their page to order, you lying kike

>>17834325
The fuck is this? MTF's only "crave" weird foods because that's the kind of shallow understanding of femininity that they've gotten from watching women on TV.

>>17834528
>>17823784
okay he's literally not lying about the pickles though how come they added pickles to everything wtf i can remove the fucking cheese from a plane cheese-chickenburger but not the pickles?
that said i love pickles and if you dont you're not a patriot

>>17834315
weirdly, dill mayo is an optional side at mcdonalds/hessburger/other fastfood in estonia but not in russia

YOU FUCKING LIAR
>>17834541
>>17823784
>>17834528
YOU CAN GET RID OF THE PICKLES WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU

>>17823784
>be russian
Kill yourself subhuman slavshit.

>>17834528
oh, they are back as a separate item, neat. for a while there were only spicy drumsticks on their own, and originals were available solely through the family basket, 6 at a time with bunch of other stuff. weirdest shit ever, like, kfc IS the drumsticks, how can you not offer them.
>>17834560
tried it before, it does nothing, they'll still deliver it with pickles. it's just yandex not updating their menus.

>>17834582
It's not just the russians. Everybody within 360 degrees of Russia should be nuked to atoms.

>>17823792
Pickles make me fart prodigiously.

>>17834640
weird, im sorry, sounds annoying
i think the pickles are a required flavor component and like them, though

>>17823784
I thought 90% of your diet was pickles and vodka, Ivan

>>17823784
Dissent reported to KGB. Enjoy your party van ride.

>>17828131
>only onions and pickles for breakfast
Grim.

>>17832019
>The real reason for the invasion is Putin is afraid of Ukraine developing into a westernised liberal democracy.
lel
>not knowing about the enormous gas fields discovered in 2013 just southwest of Kyiv/Kiev
Seriously. The entire war is just Putin's way of preventing Europe from developing a source of natural gas that isn't controlled by Russia.

>>17834491
Russian Standard comes in a variety of grades. But I guess you wouldn't know that since you just pour coors light for the poors.

>>17834491
>bartender
Make my overcomplicated drink wagie.