/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17822603
sniff the seats on public transports.

>>17822603
if ya aint like the sea life ya aint gotta eat the sea life is what i always say, live and let live, live and learn and as always, courtesy flush the commode

>>17822603
Start small, anchovies, and cram them. Work your way up to a seawolf.

>>17822603
try things like fish sticks and frozen fish fillets and then work your way to salmon or tuna fillets and then take the final deenz-pill

>>17822651
>seawolf
Oh, wow:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seawolf_(fish)
>They are bottom-feeders,
>bottom-feeders
Who knew that cramming could be a symbiotic relationship

>>17822603
If you go through life thinking "I hate fish, that is who I am" then you will hate fish.

Accept that there's probably some kind of fish out there that you would like, if you hadn't had bad experiences in the past. Accept that what you like will change with age and experience. Learn to eat everything as if you were tasting it for the first time, and expect everything to probably taste good.

If you're looking for first steps, try fish and chips with a mild-flavoured fish like tilapia or gummy shark. Also try fish with earthy flavours like salmon, trout, or barramundi. Don't push too hard and don't turn it into a big production in your head. It's just deep-fried meat in batter and a sprinkling of salt, it would be seriously strange if you didn't enjoy it.

>>17822603
>How do I train myself to like fish?
you ever eat pussy bro?

>>17822603

>>17822762
Can anyone argue that veganism isn't a mental illness after seeing this...

>>17822603
Every day until you like it.

>>17822603
Squirt lemon on it

>>17822762
How do such pathetic creatures manage to function?
I can avoid eating for days because I'm avoiding cleaning dishes, but this is another level of fucking uselessness.

>>17823087
Not only is it a vegan breaking down over a fucking FISH of all creatures but her recording it and the captions immediately make her out as an attention whore

>>17822603
unironically become vegetarian. I was vegetarian for a couple years but knew fish was healthy so I would start eating fish here and there. Found out I really liked it actually. Then once I started being a carnivore again I still ate fish because it's good

>>17823291
>woman is an attention whore
damn anon

eat smaller fish fish (start with 'chovies) to build up a tolerance to bigger fish

>>17822603
Im training right now. Heres my first grilled fish.

>>17822762
litteraly OP lol

>>17822762
Women make the same face when I ask them to give me head.

Wanted some mackerel. Didn't see it wasn't gutted. Had to do it myself. Very uncomfortable first experience. But damn was it fucking tasty after that challenge.

>>17823523
Do they also tell you it's because they're lactose intolerant?

>>17822762
>>17823087
she said she is a vegan for 2 years, has she never eaten fish before she became a mentally ill vegan?
I hate them because they act like they have never eaten meat or fish before they have started their ill vegan journey.

>>17822762

>meat-side down first

Modern women are a fucking joke. Can't boil an egg, can't suck a dick. The sooner we can rid ourselves of these creatures the better

>>17822762
Reminds me of the clip of from a TLC show where a woman who only ate cheesy potatoes tries a brussel sprouts and is cries throws up then cries some more.