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Walking home today, some fucker bumped into me and instantly started talking shit about corn being the best vegetable. I tried to remain calm and explain to him that spinach was actually the best vegetable, but he wouldn't take a hint. He started throwing around words like "fiber" and I lost it. Punched him right in his corn loving fuck face.

I hate corn so goddamn much.

>> No.17816390

>>17816365
>>>/vip/

>> No.17816412

>>17816365
Corn is a fruit you dumbass.

>> No.17816414

>>17816412
corn is a grain.

>> No.17816420

i like corm

>> No.17816431

>>17816414
Grains are fruits you dumbass.

>> No.17816441

>>17816365
>spinach was actually the best vegetable
Literally how can anyone have this opinion? Spinach is borderline not even a food

>> No.17816504

>>17816431
>Grains are fruits
then we wouldn't need the word "grains".
;)

>> No.17816517

>>17816504
>grains
We used to call them all 'corn' funnily enough, whether maize, wheat, oat, barley etc.

>> No.17816544

>>17816517
we did not.

>> No.17816545

>>17816412
>>17816441
newfags detected

>> No.17816548

>>17816545
Yeah I found this place a few weeks ago, don’t be mean :(

>> No.17816616

>>17816544
Read the Gallic Conquest by Caesar, it's all about Corn Corn Corn, and it was AD -40

>> No.17816700

>>17816365
Corn is good but Mango is the best vegetable

>> No.17816736

>>17816365
>some fucker bumped into me and instantly started talking shit about corn
Such is life in America.

>> No.17816743

>>17816365
You're both wrong, onions are by far the best vegetable.

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17816755

>>17816365
>OP

>> No.17816784

>>17816365
cucumbers are the best vegetable for ass play

>> No.17816833

>>17816365
You didn't jump into him to bite his face and rip his skin off?
What a fag

>> No.17816878

>>17816841
get fucked spinach fags

>> No.17816884

>>17816544
It's called corned beef because you use large grains/corn of salt to corn.

>> No.17817524

>>17816365
If I had to eat canned corn I imagine I'll hate it too

>> No.17817540

>>17817524
This line was all I had and you took it from me

>> No.17817543
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17817543

i wont eat anything out of a can with this fucker on it until they cover up his little green testicles that hang below his skirt. fuck green giant.

>> No.17817548

>>17816365

It's over for spinachcels

>> No.17817579

>>17817543
>I won't eat my vegetables until I can stop thinking about his giant jolly green nuts
You sound like a fag.

>> No.17817587

>>17817579
think about them? theyre right there on the front of the can dangling around.

>> No.17817595

>>17816544
>The Corn Laws
>The word corn in British English denotes all cereal grains, including wheat, oats and barley.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corn_Laws

>> No.17818846

>>17816365
Po-ta-to

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>>17816420
me too, bro. me too

>> No.17818864

>>17816414
Corn kernals are fruits.

>> No.17818873

>>17816365
For me it's cabbage

>> No.17818918

>>17816784
I prefer carrots, but you do you.

>> No.17819340

>>17818918
carrots are perfect for beginners