/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17815037
I don't like eggs.

>>17815037
I don't know man, you're asking weird questions

I have yet to be challenged, but an ideal breakfast includes at least 4 eggs

12.
I know because sometimes I go through period where all my protein sources come from milk and eggs.

I consumed 72 eggs a day for a week straight. I was training hard and a broke ass. I had to come up with 5000kcals on the cheap that had good macros. Let me tell you the farts were otherworldly

depends on how hot the rice is

>>17815037
I often make two breakfast burritos with 5-6 eggs, some tomatoes and crumbled danablu.

>>17815037
I can eat fifty eggs

When I was operating at peak efficiency I'd wake up in the morning and drink a smoothie, that varied a lot depending how i felt, but always had 4 eggs in it did this for like a year I felt like an absolute beast.

6 egg omelette probs most I've eaten though.

>>17815138
What else do you put in this egg smoothie

I used to live in this small town in Japan that had an all you can eat raw eggs/rice for ~$3
I ate ~10 raw eggs and a shitton of rice

>>17815037
enough to release the surly king of the egg fort

>>17815154
Oats, wholemlk, sunflower oil and whatever frozen fruit you want for taste. Some of scandinavias current strongman title holders swears by it as a means of easy calories. It may have contained a 5th ingredient but I'm almost certain it was only 4 items.
Unfortunately I forgot to note down the exact measurements, and google only gives me the paywalled newspaper article in which I read about it, but I know the oil was 100 ml and the smoothie ends up around 2000 calories. I'm assuming it would be possible to extrapolate the oat/milk ratio with those numbers.

>>17815037
>You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat these.

>>17815154
I tend to blend
>4 eggs
>Frozen berries
>Dollop of Greek yoghurt
>2 scoopsProtein powder
>Banana(s)
Milk to get it to a somewhat drinkable consistency

And sometimes for a little extra something
>Lil bit of Vanilla essence or honey
> couple of Weet-Bix but oats also work fine
>1 or 2 timtams, cookies or just some peanut butter

Within 2 minutes of waking up each morning I'd have backed this 1 litre monstrosity

Not sure how I feel about adding oil to smoothies like other anon said but hey

>>17815433
Necked*

Captcha DAT 4G

>>17815433
My protein shake is basically the same but no eggs, which im kind of apprehensive about drinking raw, can you taste them in the shake?

>>17815433
>oil
Other anon here. I forgot to mention there's protein powder in the mix too.
The smoothie is 2000 chugable calories. It's used by people that aims for 6-8000 calories a day.

>>17815118
No man can eat that many eggs

>Brando was extremely competitive, and in 1968 he appeared at a private party celebrating Oscar nominations in which Paul Newman was in attendance with his wife Joanne Woodward. Brando approached Newman and began a conversation that eventually became very heated, resulting in Brando shouting and Newman walking away. Later that evening Brando stood on a table and challenged Newman to an egg eating contest, like the one Newman was depicted doing in Cool Hand Luke, however Newman ignored the challenge.

>Brando, undeterred, had somebody from his entourage bring him dozens of hard boiled eggs, and started the competition without Newman. While eating, he would loudly keep count as he consumed the eggs saying things like "21 Newman! 21 eggs already! I'm better than you Newman!", while mocking and insulting Newman the whole time, and calling him a "phony".

>Eventually, Brando consumed 51 eggs before being removed from the party, 1 more than Newman's character did in Cool Hand Luke. As he was being escorted out, he reportedly said "51 eggs Newman! I beat you! You couldn't eat 51 eggs because you're a phony, Newman. I'm better than you, and always will be Newman! Don't ever forget that!"

i can eat an infinite number of eggs if they are deviled

when I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large

>>17815053
>Colesterol veins
The poster

>>17815053
Are you related to pic related?

>>17815037
I once ate 750 eggs.
They were insect eggs! Get it?
LMAO!