/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17814192
you and xir have a beautiful place setting

About to pop a cheesy mac into the 'wave and pour myself an ipa
>mfw not paying attention and accidently pour myself a glass that's 60% foam

>>17814208
Baseder

What do you put in your meat patty?

>>17814192
Your burgers look a little gray.
The bun, cheese, lettuce, fiance al look good though.

I lived in nola for 4 years for work. worst place ive ever been. op, i advise you leave if you're able.

>>17814192
You have a bicycle inside your living quarters. I assume its because it will be stolen if you leave it outside. you should move.

>>17814192
>came home drunk
>ate egg salad on toast
was pretty good
greasy pizza has to take the win though

is that a man and does he have aids?

>>17814192
haha sorry bro I didn't get her any food before I left your place ;)

Your food brands, dining room setting, and the bicycle in your living space all tell me that you two live somewhere near the poverty line

>>17814192
That's some shitty looking burgs man

>>17814361
it's clearly a man. fiance is male. fiancee is female.

>>17814717
lol zoomers

>>17814346
wtf man? that is his soon to be wife, show some respect

>>17814192
>winn-dixie own brand
based

>>17814192
>cheeky midnight burg
who the fuck asks for a burger by saying "make me a cheeky midnight burg?"

>>17814329
you saturation must be down on your monitor, anon.

>>17814197
>xir

how am i the only one that's seen it?

Used to enjoy some fried until crispy deenz and saltines as a late night snack but my wife nowadays gets irritated by my fish breath in bed so I can't anymore, life is hard.

>>17814967
just tell her to take the deenzpill

>>17814951
bri'ish "people"

>>17815009
Push too hard for that and she'll turn lesbo. Then you're stuck masturbating while watching her lick her second best friend to relieve your sexual needs.

>>17814966
Because you're not based

>>17814951
Sexy women.

>>17815016
That sauce brand is not British. So its a yank

>>17814966
What the fuck are you talking about?

>>17815024
so this is the power of deenz

>>17815161
chup on dog.

>>17815235
So what? Ketchup is just as valid a condiment as mustard.

>he gets drunk
>is coherent enough to fry a burger
We have different definitions of "drunk af"

>>17815235
Are you from chicago, you moron?

>>17815262
You can't cook when you're blackout drunk? I do it pretty often, it's fun to see the results of my drunken stupor the following day

>>17814967
brush your teeth/tongue after eating midnight deens, problem solved.

>>17815441
Bro of course I fucking brush my teeth before bed. She still complains

>>17815260
>>17815266
lurk moar.

>>17815472
she doesn't suck you off because your loads taste like deenz.

For me, it’s eating a peanut butter and jelly while being drunk desu

>>17814192
Can I see her pussy please?

>>17814192
why do people with girlfriends and fiances and wives always somehow manage to mention it in everything they do

ngl, i would do the same thing

>>17816402
What, you think I need to change my opinions to match the /ck/ hivemind? That I can't think ketchup is okay on hotdogs because a couple of Chicagoans on here get irrationally mad at the prospect?

>>17816516
When you're in a relationship, especially if you live with your partner, most of your everyday life is going to include them.

>>17815338
yeah and the damage but that comes with the occupation