/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17813265
i want to fuck her so bad bros

>>17813374
She's mine faggot hands off

>>17813265
Mexican and chinese and indian food always smells bad, I think you should just get used to it desu

>>17813429
It can't be that though i love Mexican food and even taking that into consideration it literally smells like they cooked the rice and made the pico de gallo with dishwater, i wish smellovision was a thing because youd realize the thing fucking reeks

>>17813265
Yeah, it happens. Sucks but, it is what it is. Also Crust cousins are hotter than that hunk of junk.

>>17813483
Yeah I kinda figured but it was shockingly bad lol
And You take that back Jenny is a mechanized angel

>>17813501
At least it was memorable. Not saying I wouldn't fuck that bucket of bolts but i'd rather keep it all natural, is all.

>>17813533
Don't ever speak to me or my jenny again

>>17813543
Could just reprogram her to be mine, not even a person bro. Just saying. Maybe take your attitude to /co/ or something. At least they all like "her".

>>17813557
>g-go back!
>implying she wouldn't break your arm backwards the second you reach for her
Kekkers

Reminder to all present robowaifus will be real in our lifetimes. We can all have a Jenny.

>>17813543
go back to /metal/ diaperboy

>>17813597
Can I give mine a huge cock?

>>17813591
>press single button on her body
>completely disable her
Top kek indeed Sheldon. Have fun with your talking sex toy.

>>17813605
If you so wish, faganon.

>>17813610
>implying you could get to it
Kek
>>17813597
I know I'm excited

>>17813610
Oh and she isnt a sextoy you autistic fuck unless you consider all women to just be sextoys

>>17813614
I didn't imply anything. Did you even watch that episode? Fucking teenagers could mess it up. It would be easy, like turning off an oven.
>>17813620
>women
It literally isn't a woman. It's not even female, by definition. Like I said, enjoy your robot. I'll be balls deep in Crust cunt.

>>17813636
Yes I did but you are implying thats how she would function IRL is just silly anon, a 1-1 IRL Jenny would be awful because it's a fucking teeny bopper
Also yes if you make an artificial intelligence it by definition deserves to be treated as a living being because it is indeed a living being

>>17813648
By whose definition? My phone is smart, should I thank it for doing it's job? Give it cig breaks? It's a piece of fucking hardware anon. It doesn't have feelings and even if it did you can just reprogram it.
>doesn't want to slam teen puss
It is literally your choice to stop being gay anon, any day now, whenever you want.

>>17813661
You can't make a wife out of a 13 year old full stop, they're simply not mentally capable of it and i wouldn't want my jenny out running around cheating left and right, wanting to do stupid kid shit like a real foid which is exactly how teenagers act. Living with that, permanently? Fuck that.
Give me a relatively mature Jenny
And I think you have a fundamental misunderstanding of what an AI is, it's not your phone there is a point where you have to start treating it like a person

>>17813682
NTA but whats the cut off? The point where it can willfully ignore Asimov's Laws of Robotics?

>>17813682
>teens only end in 3's
>wife
I said fuck not settle, you this bad at playing cards? Cuz we need a new guy for poker night and i'd love to have you.
And nah, I don't have to do shit. I'd tear XJ9 apart if I wanted, it's just a robot, a tool. Disagree all you want but if you actually watched the show you would know how easy it would be for me to reprogram that thing to be my toaster and not even remember you.

>>17813265
They pissed in your burrito bruh.
Next it will be hot cum.

>>17813692
Thats the kicker, to me I feel as if it should be a "consciousness on rails" so to speak, like it's a fundamentally free thought but there are blocks in place to prevent it from feeling bad about it's situation
Like, if you tell it "go fuck yourself you stupid bucket of bolts you'll never be a real person you know that?" It's "brain" isnt allowed to process it as the insult it was meant to be, thereby completely sidestepping the issues that arise from those laws

>>17813722
So make it naturally carefree and airheaded?

>>17813707
Did you not read what I said? Not a 1-1 because that would be awful, I love the idea of her and her design. That's it
Also you're a creep

>>17813731
In essence yes, but not care free. Like it still cares for it's owner and its own well being but it just doesn't process certain things like insults or physical abuse

>>17813743
I was talking carefree regarding itself, outside of the 3rd law at least.

>>17813752
Yeah, sure. happy go lucky

>>17813733
You don't even want it you just want a modified version of it, no different than me.
>you're a creep
Normally i'd consider that a compliment but it just felt so flabby and lame. Ya know what I would do with an XJ9 unit? I'd put those feel sensors all over her body and set them to make her aroused. I'd program her to be incapable of orgasm though...
Then i'd toss her in a car wash and lock her in. Get a lawn chair, couple of beers. Have myself a fun afternoon. You never answered about poker night by the way.

>>17813374
based jenny enjoyer, i wanted to creampie this sexy robot for like 17 years

>>17813768
>>you're a creep
>Normally i'd consider that a compliment but it just felt so flabby and lame.
Imagine trying to play the edgy sociopath schtik on an anonymous venitian robot fondling forum lmao

>>17813768
I ran the spades table in the pokey so i think I could use my own
Also
>Proving my point
>>17813779
I love her

>>17813791
>Use
Hold*

>>17813782
I'm not aloud to be sincere? I have pride too ya know. It ain't just about you.
>>17813791
You're point was on point
>trusted enough to run the table
Fun. I'd invite you over but I feel like you wouldn't show. Plus you're probably the kind of faggot to wear cologne.

>>17813810
>fun
it was pretty fun, ran a shop too but refused to sell ecigs because that's how fights start
by the time i got out i had a throne of ramen because everyone was betting on lebron winning the finals but golden state whipped their ass kek
also
>cologne
I only wear mitchum unscented deo

>>17813833
Stop making me like you.

>>17813853
>>17813833
Why argue over jenny when you two can take turns dressing up and BEING jenny?

>>17813853

>>17813865
Because transsexuals never stopped being a joke to me. Also I already said I preferred the Crust's. God I would bruise the shit out of Tiffs huge ass.
>>17813883
Don't make it gay, homo.

>>17813888
I'm not clear on what the crusts are

>>17813896
They're better than the robot, is what they are.

>>17813907
Lies

>>17813925
Maybe you just can't handle a real woman? Ever consider that?

>>17813932
That's the point. But not so much handle, as hate

>>17813934
I respect an honest man. But honestly, you probably just don't hit them enough.

This is the gayest goddamned thread on the whole internet right now

>>17813946
You just realized you showed up huh?

Bro i want to cuddle with her so badly nigga, when can we get jenny in VR with haptic feedback??????

>>17813265
The meat there sucks I just get some oles and a couple of bean burritos every month or two.

>>17813969
Soon™

>>17814323
>owo
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