/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17809378
it is real sushi because it's garbage.

>>17809378
i love the veggie rolls ones

European niggas be like
>I dont give 2 shits if it's not "real" pizza, it's fucking good

>>17809394
Looks good to me man
t. Burger

>>17809394
Dr Oetker is based, they cook really well in every oven I've used while some oven pizzas get burnt more easily

>>17809394
This company is just one giant shit post aren't they?

>>17809378
How about this?

>>17809394
Them niggers is crazy

>>17809494
Dessert pizzas are kino

>>17809394
>>17809494
Germans were a mistake

>>17809488
Would desu

>>17809378
I don't give two shits if it's not 'real' poutine, it's fucking good.

>>17809494
That actually looks fucking delicious

>>17809494
tried it, it was fucking terrible

>>17809378
As someone that regularly consumes SushiYa HEB sushi, at least buy the 'authentic' sushi they provide, that include the nigiri, maki and sashimi

Based Texasbro
Wish they'd bring back the sushi burrito. HEB has the best sushi ever and if anyone says otherwise they can suck my fishy greasy Texas cock.

>>17809914
HEB is top tier, but OP is buying their bottom tier offerings

>>17809925
To be fair there was nothing else left, I don't get off work until 10pm and at that point its slim pickings

>>17809488
This looks great except you probably can't eat it like pizza, can you? Wouldn't it just flop down and fall apart if you picked it up like that

>>17809512
>man-made horrors beyond my comprehension

>>17809394
No mass produced frozen pizza is gonna look better than that and a lot are tasty as fuck so I'd try that.

>>17809378
Dude, have you ever taken a "dump" at your local Kroger?

>>17809512

>>17809494
god damn i remember having this it was really good ngl

>>17809378
I only get HEB's sushi when I get one of those $4 off coupons that seem to randomly come with your receipt. Otherwise I go to the Korean store up the street from my HEB and get kimbap, it's gotten more expensive in recent years ($6 from $4) but you get more. That store also started carrying onigiri recently and I had my first yesterday, eel. Fucking delicious.

>>17811287
Where did this meme that Korea actually has good food come from?
It's all disgusting, and their neighbors all do everything better

>>17811303
>Where did this meme that Korea actually has good food come from?
People thinking a thing and communicating that thing. That's what meme means, Anon.

>>17809829
>eating raw sushi from anywhere except a high end sushi restaurant
you gonna get parasites son

>>17811303
Koreans are vile cultural parasites. The only reason that they're known for anything except half their country being a concentration camp is because normies can't tell them apart from the Japanese.

>>17809378
>>17809384
"sushi" is the rice, not the fish, moron

>>17811400
lmao nobody cares, get out of here you fucking weeb

>>17809494
Nutella pizza is not uncommon in Italy

>>17811400
who asked

>>17811403
>>17811411
>/ck/
>NOBODY CARES ABOUT COOKING OR FOOD HERE

>>17809378
if you go to a HEB Central market texas bro, get the sushi there. It's better than any place I've been in the states. Ultra fresh, large cuts of fish extremely well done, and it isn't even that expensive. Me and my wife got 2 different rolls, there was enough food from 1 to feed us, and in total it was about $20.

>>17809494
ive made this with nutella, peanut butter, and marshmellows.

Texas bros… why is HEB so kino?

I’ve considered moving somewhere up north because I want actual seasons other than summer, summer, winter, and summer, and I want innawoods, but fuck… I’d miss the fresh tortillas, the cheaper and usually superior (not the fake Doritos those suck dick) HEB brand over name brand, the good cuts of meat, the fuck ton of wine and beer, and most importantly Coconut Almond Chocolate Chip.

>>17812209
Try Oklahoma. It has Reasors which is pretty damn close to HEB in quality but with not as much selection (no Meal Ready for example)

>>17809914
>suck my fishy greasy Texas cock.
fuck this makes me salivate like looking at fresh sloppa

>>17811303
Bulgogi and kimchi is delicious

>>17812209
>>17812247
You guys know that every state has a local grocery store chain that's better than the national chains, right?

>>17809494

>>17812353
Some are better than shart mart some are worse. I've been to some real shit ones.

>>17809378
it looks like vomit, perfect for the average USA faggot

>>17809378
I hate that shit but really who cares what real sushi is anyways.

>>17812388
good lord imagine the smell

>>17809394
>how you like your pizza bro
>all fucked up and with fish fingers
>I got you bruh no worries

>>17809378
Based HEBfag, I'd get it more often if it were slightly cheaper

>>17809494
I used to make this shit on Club Penguin

>>17812353
Not Louisiana or Florida

>>17813829
underrated post

>>17809378
stop eating goyslop

>>17809378
I'm glad mine still has the store brand drinks made with real sugar.

>>17809512
I would still eat it

>>17809914
>>17809925
>>17809962
If the world could unify around anything the way us Texans unify around being Texan, there would never be another war.
We truly are the best humanity has to offer.
And HEB sushi beats the shit out of anything I've had at a Jap restaurant on any coast.

>>17809494
in cali wali this is called a "mexican pizza" on many restaurant dessert menus.

>>17814209
Do they even have chocolate in Mexico??

>>17814335
Have you ever had mole or real pablano enchiladas?

>>17813575
tuesday or wednesday sushi is a dollar off

>>17809512
Would still eat

>>17812388
absolute garbage, the bread gets too dry on the outside and soggy as shit inside