/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17806589
stop having gay sex

>>17806589
I see no downside

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olestra

>>17806627
I ate a few bags of these with a tuna sandwich for breakfast and later at work at had a damp, oily spot on the seat of my tan slacks, it was the most embarrassing experience to have a female coworker pull you on the side and inform you that your ass is leaking.

>>17806686
>>17806630
>>17806589
are you guys trolling? i've eaten these so many times and never had any problems

>>17806686
>being embarrassed by anything

>>17806589
Is this where the whole Amerimutt shart in the mart thing comes from?

>>17806721
how is that soy?

>>17806715
not joking, you get an oily yellowish drip outta your bum, there's even usual a warning on the back on the package.

>>17806722
Nah, that’s caused by a shit diet and diabetes medication.

>>17806757
literally never happened to me, must be genetic

>>17806773
Probably a low fiber intake issue too

>>17806725
Caring what other people think about you is mega soy and cringe

>>17806773
it was mainly caused by overindulgence, which was encouraged by the "healthy" marketing of the product

>>17806791
usually I would agree with you but working in an office with a leaking ass everyone sees is embarrassing, there is no way to recover from that.

>>17806589
That's my favorite chip brand and I don't have that problem.

/fit/ here. I love anal leakage.

>>17806757
>there's even usual a warning on the back on the package
gonna need the zoom enhance image of this from any real life product you clapistanis are fucking wild I swear to god.

>>17806794
>Beliving marketing
That's your fault.

>>17807388
Quit getting defensive about potato chips, fag.

>>17806721
>>17806791
Shame is natural and necessary for a functioning society. Something you no doubt have no place in.

awww shit

>>17806715
>>17807381

If having Undigestable oil go through you is anything like taking alli... then yeah, you literally drip oil out your arse if there's too much. It's also kinda weird seeing oil spots floating on the water when you take a shit.

>>17807780
>concave monitors!

>>concave monitors!
do soyposters really?

>>17806589
For me its Garden Salsa, the best Sun Chip

>>17807856
>NEW THING BAD

>>17806589
>Loses flavour afte rtwo chips

>>17807780
>concave monitors
>samsunguyurrrr moniturd
>shitty logitech 2.1 speakers to listen to your gay porn
>dirty ass chiclet keyboard from amazon basics
>eating harvest cheddarmeme instead of chad garden salsa
>browning 4channel in 2022

>>17806589
>May cause my mom to walk in on me eating them while I'm supposed to be on a "diet" because the stupid fucking earth friendly bag is louder than a jet

>>17808278
schizo

>>17808278
garden salsa is the worst one

>>17808278
/qa/ lost

>>17806757
>>17806589
>>17806715
The Olestra "anal leakage" thing come from some sensationalism 40 years ago.
There is very little evidence to support it and it doesn't really make any sense at all. Your butthole should be tight enough to contain any liquid in your colon unless there's something wrong with you.

Here's an interesting video where a guy synthesizes some Olestra and goes over the history of it and the anal leakage story.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3d8b_ohlcdk

>>17806589
I have trouble shitting, so any help I can get in lubing up my asshole to release the brown terror is warmly welcomed.

>>17808499
The problem is that it can also cause gas, so if you think you're just letting out a regular fart you get a surprise. It happens with artificial sweeteners too.

>>17808499
basec rational truth-piller

>>17808499
>Why, yes–I am an anal leakage historian. Gather around, 4chan. Let me tell you all about the story of 20th century anal leakage. There are many things we can learn which apply to our lives today.

>>17809072
Try whole husk psyllium fiber with lots of water. Much better than having an oily loose asshole.

>>17807863
The funnier part is that he's using brave but didn't kill Cortana.

>>17809072
Embrace the psyllium meme. I used to have to flush 2-3 times during shitting sessions, because I only shit twice a week. If I didn't flush, It'd usually end up with a lenghty toiletbrush aftermath.
After I started taking 1500 mg/day the shit goes down with a flush or two when I'm done, and the brush has seen zero action so far.

>>17806589
>>17806630
Olestra was WOW chips you retarded zoomers.
>>17808499
When you use substitutes for actual food the cost for doing that is having extra material passing through you undigested. It's real and obvious why it happens.
>Your butthole should be tight enough to contain any liquid in your colon unless...
.. you consume an indigestible mass of pseudo-food.

>>17808499
>the early 00s were 40 years ago
where does the time go?

>>17807477
NOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN SOCIETERINO WHATEVER WILL I DO NOOOOOOOOO

>>17807780
it's over