/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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what kind of kinder is that????

funny looking kinder egg

>>17803425
you have someone in mind?

>>17803425
No I eat the rich

mmm silly putty

>>17803425
There are some super expensive things I'd like to try (A5 Waygu, quality exotic meats, traveling to eat authentic meals) but even if I had every dollar in the world I wouldn't really care for weird stuff like that egg

>>17803472
Exactly what I thought. Stuff like >>17803473 sounds good but dumb meme food for bored rich people can fuck off.

>>17803425
idk what's up with that egg, but rich people don't tend to put their one designer bag in every photo they take. that's an "aspiring to be rich but really just spent all your money on one bag and a weird egg" person thing

>>17803425
like >>17803484 said, this is just an attempt at conspicuous consumption. birkin's don't have large, emblazoned logos.

>>17803425
i legit hate pretentious presentation.
just plate my food and have a waiter bring it to me.

>>17803484
also a sugar baby thing

I prefer sloppa

>>17803425
One day I do want to have the experience of dressing up really nicely with a gf and going to some high-end restaurant. It’s not really about the food, though.

>>17803516
not even that hard to do, anon.

>>17803490
I don't get the wanna be rich people that buy shit like Louis Vuitton just to gain some status. Actual good stuff is not emblazoned with logos and you will never be able to afford it, so just save your money and buy something reasonable.

I will never understand the appeal of bags.
But I'm also not a woman.

>>17803469
Let's be honest here. You're just out here eating and eating more when a rich guy does something to upset you.

>>17803425
how rich are we talking? 200$ steakhouse for the 6 figures management people? or the art exhibits that are kind of out of the way?
pic related was probably the nicest place i've eaten at in recent memory. i absolutely hated most of the people i went with. there was a contemporary art museum adjacent to the bar and some really nice velvet. the cocktails were my favorite part i think
there was also a mafia group sitting near us that had to leave because the caporegime (who was maybe 6'10", obese, wouldn't stop standing at the table, had a towel on his shoulder, unshaven, wearing a ragged white t shirt) started throwing plates and shit after the influencer sitting next to his wife tossed wine at him after refusing to do anal that night. i think about that man a lot.

>>17803425
I'm def not rich but all the foods I'd want to try are within my budget. Like the most expensive things would be things like prime rib, but I can afford it for special occasions. I mean if I had lots of money then of course I'd splash out on things like rack of lamb more often or buy more ingredients online that are hard to get in my local supermarket. But I'm not interested in all the crazy expensive superficial foods, like a golden burger or that salt bae shit for overpriced nonsense. That's not even good food, it's just things people buy to display their wealth/social status and it's very shallow and stupid.

I'd like to be rich for other reasons, to buy a nice home and have more freedoms and less stress.

>>17803425
Most expensive I have ever had was some now defunct place in St Louis called "Cafe de France" or something. Took high school girlfriend there. I wore a tux because thats the nicest clothes I had access to, and ended up looking like a waiter. But food was excellent. Think it came out to something like $150 bucks for our meal plus tip. This was over 20 years ago.

>>17803425
>one ersatz pistachio
>that'll be $700 plus mandatory 18% service charge
>plus tip

I'm fine with spending money on Michelin tier dining and stuff like A5, but not on meme shit like gold flakes.

>>17803484
I don't got the cash for the weird egg or the Louis bag but I only ever take pictures of my food if I'm at a restaurant and the presentation really wows me and even then I'll only keep the picture for myself or I'll send it to a friend if they ask about it. Am I gonna be super rich someday if this is my mindset?

>>17803686
>gold flakes
Super asinine, and it literally has no taste. If you grab a single taco bell taco and throw some gold flakes on it, it's apparently worth however much you want it to be

imagine having to stare at dead fish while you eat like you're at the fucking fish market

>>17803676
>ersatz pistachio
fuck i lost

>>17804175
>Am I gonna be super rich someday
>eats out
bad tidings, friend

>>17804374
I do it once a month.

>>17803425
I work in a high-end restaurant owned by a former Michelin chef who wanted to go a little smaller and more casual.
He's still got a taste for the fancy shit, though, and sometimes when we've had a good week or month he treats the rest of us to it as well.
It's good, but I would never pay that kind of money for it myself.
I fucking love caviar but if I can choose between a meal or a new phone I'll go with the latter.

>>17803473
>I wouldn't really care for weird stuff like that egg
you don't even fucking know what's IN IT o r w h a t i t i s

>>17803425
Not really, I'm pretty happy with my life and eating habits

>>17803469
>meaningless cliche
truth to power, bro

>>17803522
I haven’t gone outside since 2018 and haven’t spoken out loud since 2021.

>>17803484
maybe its a paid promo

>>17806449
its called a platitude

>>17803469
>I have no brain and just regurgitate what bullies in the media told me to think

>>17803493
*legit
Genuinely
*pretentious
Ostentatious
ESL retard.

So, what is this egg, after all?

Do rich people really want to look at dead fish while they eat???

>>17803425
Yes, I occasionally McDonalds

>>17806541
CAN'T YOU SEE WE'RE DISCUSSING PRETENTIOUSNESS HERE?! FUCK OFF WITH THESE SLIDE THREAD ATTEMPTS!

>>17803425
lol, no

>>17803469
the rich make your money have value

>>17803425
>Friend's dad growing up is pretty rich
>Takes us to the Palm on vacation one time
>Order huge prime rib medium rare
>Friend orders shrimp
>Friend's dad orders a NY Strip well done with ketchup
He paid a lot of money for that shoe leather

Most "gourmet" food is just a way to launder money, there's literally zero reason for something like this to cost 15'000$ outside of sheer extravagance. I'm not saying that certain foods shouldn't be more expensive than something else but there's a difference between charging 40% extra and 400%.

>>17803425
fuck no, rich people has the blandest fucking tastes and love to waste money doing so

>>17807902
you do realize there's michelin three star restaurants that don't focus on molecular gastronomy and serve normal portions, dont you?

>>17808694
>Rich people has the blandest taste
Your lack of education is showing wagie

>>17809190
And again, dining specifically aimed at the wealthy is artificially increased for the sole reason of spending as much money as possible. It's part of the reason paintings are so expensive, it's money laundering for the elite.

Yes, that's why I wear opera gloves and 37 petticoats to every meal.

>>17803431
1000 year old crammed egg

>>17803531
>Actual good stuff is not emblazoned with logos and you will never be able to afford it
the guy I get my fine leatherwork from does really nice handbags with exceptionally fine build quality and a clutch would cost roughly a quarter of what that ethnic new money junk in the OP does

>>17803469
No you probably eat a whole tub of Ben & Jerry's while at the same time being profitted off by the rich lol.

>>17805736
So enlighten us

my aids-daddy took me to a nice sushi place after he pozzed me

>>17810891
>>17807738
>>17806519
>>17803593
>>17806449
Unironic bootlickers

>>17803425
I genuinely do not want to, no. I'd rather go to a good burger place.

>>17807902
Explain to me the process of a person laundering money thru buying gourmet food? I assume they are buying the expensive food, then the restaurant funnels the money back to them in some way? But how? I am not saying your wrong, I just dont know how this stuff works.

>>17803425
I have.
Everything rich people eat is overrated. It’s all a flex, like look at how rich I am, I can afford to eat overpriced food. This is why truly rich people who aren’t trying to flex just eat normal ass food, because often times, a burger from Mcdonalds is better than shark fin soup or some shitty overpriced cut of beef with gold flakes on it. PS. gold flakes are bullshit and if you ever see someone eating something with gold flakes on it, they’re an insecure faggot.

>>17803425
>rich person eating at a bar wear the fish are still sitting on ice behind the window in some shopping arcade with some bland of clutch i can't even recognise
idolation for the rich is just a lack of character and ambition.
learn to cook for yourself and you will eat better than rich and poor alike.

>>17809639
Bad cram post

>>17803469
Is that the “I got fisted by Bernie” symbol?

>>17805736
why do you type like a fag

>>17803425
I dont even care about the food I just want to be fucking rich

>>17803425
I have. I ate at the restaurant the 2015 Bocuse d'Or winner runs.
It was pretty good.

>>17809220
Stop projecting and prove it, jackass! Post something with actual taste rich people buy that is actually fulfilling.

>>17803425
BIG pistachio or smol fork?

>>17811075
Somebody understands

>>17803425
>remember that time you ate silly putty
Is that what this is supposed to remind people of? What is the point of this idiotic presentation?

>>17811171
They're getting ready to form an anal fisting human centipede.

>>17803531
>Actual good stuff is not emblazoned with logos and you will never be able to afford it,
Actual *expensive stuff*, not good stuff

>>17806453
Are you serious when you say that?

>>17806453
how do I get a "doesn't expect me to speak to her for at least 5 months" gf?