/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17797446

>>17797446
What de fug :D

>>17797446
why is boris becker watching a man make a milksteak?

>>17797697
kek he does look like becker now that you mentioned it

>>17797697
>>17797687
It's from a Finnish version of Kitchen Nightmares.

>>17797470
>>17797474
>>17797503
based

>>17797446
I don't see the problem with this other than it's bland and something I'd never pay for.
But I'd probably eat it if it were given to me.

Post some actual cooking WebMs this time and not just retarded meme shit. Christ almighty. Dumping what I have.

>>17797711
Do Americans really?

>>17797711
wtf is going on here? Is that russian?

>>17797817
That's a thick soy sauce... are soy sauce reduction a real thing?

>>17797845
Huh. Turns out it is. Neat. Reduction sauces are like those industry secrets that greatly improve the taste of anything

>>17797845
no idea. might be the eel sauce listed on other rolls

>>17797864
Wow, that's not cheap at all. Maybe, and maybe it's a reduction. Turns out soy reduction is kind of a big thing

Requesting that webm of a whorish-looking Blonde making an Old Fashioned in a Tom Collins glass.

>>17797761
>I don't see the problem with this
You're in the right place then.

>>17798166
ahh yes lapskaus

>>17798166
> Let simmer
> It's full on boiling when the sausage is taken out

>>17797780
People doing normal cooking is not interesting to watch.

>>17797780
No fuck off meme shit is what i come here for.
Regular cooking is boring and theres a lot of special groups/forums/sites for that

>>17798369
>>17798307
You have to be at least 18 years old to post here.

>>17798413
Do redditors really?

>>17797780
shut the fuck up faggot, this is and always will be a ja/ck/ board

>>17797474
What was the goal here? Was he just trying to get rid of the burnt bit? Was he testing his knife on wood? Did he just want a bit of wood for some reason?

>>17798613
> That'll be 399€ please

>>17798759
I've been wanting to try those.

Someone post the egg man right now

>>17798613
That doesn't seem too bad for one of those faggy restaurants.
If it was something more than just an egg, it would be nicer.

>>17798144
>using bread to soak otherwise wasted dripping fat
>spices mixed on chopped vegetables before assembly
>good ratio of bread-veggies-meat

>>17797949
Christ that is a lot of eggs. How does he get in and out of the booth??

>>17798759
The fact they are adding so much spice means it tastes like shit

>>17797711
New Nicacado?

anyone have amberlynn reid webms? is she a thing on this board

>>17799572
wha-...
What if they fall in to the pit of fire?

>>17799821
theyre out a job so theyre incentivized to not fall down

>>17797503
why the fuck does he bite into the burger like that? It defeats the whole point of stacking it. Bothers me more than anything else in that video.

>>17797446
Kuka toi blondi on?

>inb4 brainloaf
>inb4 pumpkin spice hot dog
>inb4 mac & cheese with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 banana full of spiders
>inb4 bitch gets incinerated at hibachi restaurant
>inb4 meat_sandwich.webm
>inb4 that claymation shit where a baseball turns into dice when he chops it
>inb4 ‘go’za with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 waitress slams tray of food on businessman’s head
>inb4 shooting a laser at a fucking piece of bacon
>inb4 any of several webms in which Jack is putting shit in a pan full of cold oil
>inb4 mexicans pouring clamato on ramen and doritos in a Styrofoam container
>inb4 hotdog w/mayo balloon explosion
>inb4 LADbible presents a full English fry-up in a partitioned cast iron pan; automatic 12 replies
>inb4 Aunt Myrna's party cheese casserole
>inb4 the culling of the dirt rockets
>inb4 frankenegg.webm
>inb4 the food porn webm with jack edited in at random intervals
>inb4 curry chicken skewers and 8 replies about how gay that guy's face looks when he eats it
>inb4 twisty pasta machine
>inb4 a thousand facebook tasty videos
>inb4 deconstructed/reconstructed big mac
>inb4 somebody's entire jack folder
>inb4 gyroscopic chicken grill
>inb4 the virgin in the egg booth next to Surly Chad
>inb4 pineapple on a fucking pizza
>inb4 the giant platter with 10 different variations of bbq pork
>inb4 that one guy asks if the turkish coffee has pipes underneath the sand
>inb4 the pizza crust is literally a pineapple
>inb4 fried cheesey bread corn cob fuckery
>inb4 taco town
>inb4 somebody's entire culinary squid murder folder
>inb4 anime pancakes

>inb4 flaming pizza dome
>inb4 hot bitch with spinal meningitis
>inb4 kay and her man hands
>inb4 avocado macchiato
>inb4 chronic resting crazy face girl chops onions like a penis
>inb4 Favreau making an autism sandwich
>inb4 asian dude chugging pint glasses full of raw eggs
>inb4 Jack's mouth and tongue reach for a sandwich
>inb4 cooking longpork with Hannibal Lector
>inb4 weiner and mayo balloon explosion
>inb4 roasties hitting a chef's knife with a hammer to open a coconut
>inb4 retard thinks he can eat a 22lb curry, fails miserably
>inb4 female cook fucks a customer's hotdog
>inb4 crab preparation with kitchen shears
>inb4 plump erotic cakes
>inb4 Joey anything (pls no)
>inb4 flaming faggot dabs the grease on his pizza, everyone rages
>inb4 bbq montage
>inb4 the pizza crust is literally a pineapple
>inb4 the pizza crust is a watermelon (?)
>inb4 butterslut
>inb4 deconstructed/reconstructed anything
>inb4 Nigella’s titties, boners ensue
>inb4 butchering dolphin meat with a katana
>inb4 turkish ice cream illusionists
>inb4 cheetofrap
>inb4 squid karate chop instakill
>inb4 making toast on a citronella candle
>inb4 liquor in a flower vase
>inb4 vodka grilled cheese cocktail
>inb4 creme.webm (blue board, faggots)
>inb4 tiny asian girl eats 500lbs of big macs
>inb4 omnidirectional spaghetti separator
>inb4 ice cream on a fucking watermelon
>inb4 the machine race from the matrix makes pizza
>inb4 bandsaw animal dismemberment
>inb4 motherfucking salt bae

>inb4 gas stove dj
>inb4 teaching tards how to into chopsticks
>inb4 chicken and waffles
>inb4 another food porn thing
>inb4 paying to cook your own eggs
>inb4 handstand on a grocery cart
>inb4 scorpions on a stick
>inb4 hot bitch chugs beer like penises
>inb4 neckbeard chugs wine like penises
>inb4 two shots of vodka (whole pint)
>inb4 Asian dude hates the gay food his bitch made, dishonors famiry
>inb4 avocado burger
>inb4 canada.webm
>inb4 chopping up a live whale
>inb4 crab victoriously waving paintbrush above his head
>inb4 black lady master watermelon slicer
>inb4 chinky girl makes grilled cheese in a fucking toaster and it actually works
>inb4 a gallon of cheese poured over a hamburger
>inb4 spastic crepe guy
>inb4 stationary knife 3rd world prep station
>inb4 dumplings and titties
>inb4 chronic resting crazy face feeds dog a biscuit (chopping dicks off mentally)
>inb4 samurai chef w/hand fireballs and shit
>inb4 speed tacos
>inb4 chicken in a barrel
>inb4 old guy burns the piss out of a grilled cheese
>inb4 titties and ice cream, then a big ol’ n*gger
>inb4 corn cob on a power drill, scalping ensues
>inb4 gearshift sauce packet receptacle
>inb4 endless cycle of beans
>inb4 honeycomb bullshit

>>17800585
>>17800588
>>17800590
Take your meds schizo.

>>17800634
>newfag
>tells other people to take their meds because that's the only meme they know

Lurk moar, nigger.

>>17799990
wtf is 'aviation gin'? Is that some kind of slang for an ethanol waste product or coolant used in jet flight?

>>17800692
Clearly a brand you unfunny retard

>>17799393
Fries were overkill and i dont get what they would add other then catbs

>>17800660
shut the fuck up faggot.

>>17800590
>chicken in a barrel
I know you have these archived. I haven't seen that one.

>>17800590
>>inb4 honeycomb bullshit
it's called bee goo you ass

>>17800728
yes you have, its the one where some dumb fuck boomer turns turns a perfectly fine carcass into coal.

>>17800728
whos got the webm of the fat guy pleasuring the hen?

>>17800588

>>17799393
looked really tasty after the first bit up to the bread if this was your only meal after hiking, but then the dude goes and turns it into a death threat on your arteries.

>>17800742
I don't know, I took a long break from 4chan. I've missed at least 20 webm threads since the last time I was here.

>>17800742
sounds interesting, never seen it

>>17800750
>>17800751
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tm1cR9CAH5A
i doubt this is the original upload, this classic has been a part of webbum threads for many years.

>>17798341
She makes it look so easy bros. Good thing I can get the same thing delivered for $30 from Olive Garden.

>>17800791
>She makes it look so easy
nigger how do you miss the bajillion quick cuts?

>>17800762
I can't fucking stomach this pretentious faggot

>>17800795
I admire her knife skills.

>>17800762
Waste of food.

>>17797711
That's catfood.

>>17800762
>lifts the cheese up into a gigantic thin strand so it goes cold
wa la. boner petite.

>>17800800
Yeah me too, also his menu is way overpriced cause "he's the meme duuude Lmao" fucking hell

I went to Salt Bae's restaurant. Pic related. Stay mad, poorfags.

>I wasted my money so you HAVE to be jealous
Weird flex but ok

>>17800854
well, thats generally how people with low self-esteem work. the world revolves around them, but only in so far that everybody holds an opinion of them.

>>17798748
>gloves
I am baffled.

>>17797900
I love this for the sole reason that it would offend italians.

>>17800861
Nah, italian here and I break my spaghetti , the only thing is that he will deal with 2-5 cm long spaghetti and it will be a nightmare to pick them up with a fork or even a spoon. But if he's happy this way whatever

>>17799389
>vertical vats
>hand placed bags on towers
they could definitely upgrade

>>17800762
I can feel the food growing colder with every millisecond

>>17800872
Like any food taken off heat dumbass

>>17800877
There is a difference between doing so and making a show of it
Nice dubs

>>17800869
In case anyone has the tisms like me this is a common replacement for hand placed bags on cheese towers. Automated bag spreader. They work ok but can be kind of finicky. Don't expect to run a bunch of them without an operator nearby to correct small issues.

>>17800866
>2-5 cm long spaghetti
>hard to eat
???
Are italians actually this incompetent?

>>17797446
ah yes, the good ol' finnish cuisine.

>>17800490
Jyrki Sukula vissiinkin.

>>17799900
>>17798341
>>17798166

now i'm hungry

>>17798144
Very nice.

>>17798278
Not nice at all.

>>17799572
Very dangerous, but nice.

>>17800762
retard needs to get punched in the face

>>17800585
>>17800588
>>17800590

>>17797446
The funniest thing has to be the cucumber he puts in with the steak, like why?

>>17801445
was just about to comment it, it's such a huge piece too

>>17801445
I thought it was a zucchini on the first watch, but you're right. What the fuck is wrong with him?

>>17801445
fresh cucumber with a bit of salt goes really well with steak, but it takes a diseased fingolian mind to think of actually frying the cuke.

>>17797446
Ahh good old milk steak and boiled cucumber. Yumm-O

>>17800849
why did this make so many people seethe?

>>17801466
>why did this make so many people seethe?
>picture has 0 replies

>>17801466
Because everyone knows someone who does this.

>>17797761
>I don't see the problem with this
kek you have to be seriously braindead if you don't see anything wrong with it.

>>17797900
based and practical but his smug manner of eating pisses me off

>>17800821
Waited that she cut her finger.

>>17797711
Every time I see this webm I genuinely hope her husband beats her for being such a disgusting pig.

>>17799981
Nice. But I would use spoon for that.

>>17799478
https://youtu.be/86scPKqWFvc

>>17800762
the only way this turk faggot could be any gayer is if he was wearing leather chaps and singing 'YMCA' with a chorus girl backing group comprised of troons

>>17800791
It's not the same.

>>17801468
The troll is replying to himself hoping others will follow and increase his (you) count.

>>17797817
I love the flavor of butane with my sushi

>>17797949
Can your system get used to eating food cooked in basically no sanitary conditions taken into account? Of do people who have to live off that food just have one long bout of food poisoning their whole life?

>>17798674
Read the subtitles.

>>17800744
I do, but you get hammered fast for sharing that one so I won't.

>>17802018
I'm not really an old fashion/bourbon guy but I'm fairly sure that's wrong.

>>17800490
Finnish Gordon Ramsay wannabe

>>17802107
Just because you don't expect me to shit on your plate don't mean it's going to taste good

>>17798764
>>17799675
They actually taste like the yolk, just put some salt and you are done.
Uncle has a farm and we have to kill the chickens and in more than one occasion they had fully eggs without chicks cuz if you didn't know the eggs we get In the market are the "menstruation" of the chickens.

>>17799900
>>17799981
>Roast Thing
>Add stock, cream, and fat
>Blend
It's that easy

>>17800891
if they're properly set up they'll run for an entire day with no issues. the biggest problem is that they are set up improperly or the indexed bags are curled because of improper storage

>>17799675
have you thought about the posibility that the person cooking might just be bottom tier horrible?

>>17799821
It's a sacrifice - the fire burns longer

>>17797446
What the fuck?

>>17801455
kek

>>17797808
What kind of beer works best for this, or does any kind come out well, I usually only buy tripels.

>>17802167
Clearly, as the WebMs demonstrate.

>>17800990
>omituiset kaks lasia maitoa
Jaa? Pitäskö olla yksi tai kolme niin olisi normaalimpi?

>>17802383
I would say anything that isn't flavored would be fine - blueberry, strawberry, etc.

>>17799389
There's no way they make the taste tester eat all the cheese. That is cruel.

>>17802399
Yksi lasi per ihminen!

>>17802414
It's a tough job, but somebody's gotta do it.

>>17802414
You don't need to eat something to taste it.

>>17802497
Why does your mother keep eating all eight inches + tip?

>>17802511
'cause she's a nice lady and it'd be rude not to tip.

>>17799821
Chef' treat.

>>17798748
>>17800860
>>gloves
My thoughts exactly. Was this filmed in some alternative timeline, where poos are the clean ones?

>>17797789
She looks like someone from the balkans, not Russia

>>17799821
>What if they fall in to the pit of fire?
That's how you get Samargandian meatpie

>>17801283
>Why would they not gut the fish first? Or at least kill them before frying!?
>Chopsticks
>Oh right

>>17799572
I've had loads of these
quite good

>>17802600
Get that greasy hippie away from my kitchen

>>17802600

>>17798613
This guy is a top tier troll. He just scavenges stuff near his restaurant and sells it to reach people for 1000s a table.

>>17802451
Noin pieni lasi ei riitä kyllä mitenkään ainakaan itelle, yliopiston ruokalassakin otan yleensä kolme tai joskus neljä lasia jos oikein janottaa. Ihme säännöstelyä kun antaa kuitenkin ottaa lautasen täyteen perunaa.

>>17802703
na, that would be the bathwater thot. this dude most likely sells his personal touch of interacting with the kind of faggots that would buy into this.

>>17802018
>label much wider than the flat part of the bottle
That's probably one of the stupidest things I have seen this year

>>17802628
Jesus christ just throw the cat on the floor, it won't get hurt physically or mentally and you won't have to put up with such immense bullshit.
But then again, the dogs are begging too and the guy is an obese piece of shit so any voice of reason has long since left the premises.

>>17797470
Ah yes. Steak boiled in cream. Who doesn't love that?pkgvk

>>17798674
Jack is retarded. Don't try to think there is any point in anything he does.

>>17802802
Don't these kinds of stations usually have a tap or some such running on them while you cut so you aren't coating everything in blood?

>>17800717
you're the fag here who never saw those copypastas

>>17798150
>tryhard pierogi

>>17798413
shame those machines cost so much you need to make 20 000 items each day for it to be profitable

>>17797711
Slavic moment.

>>17802414

>>17801927
Yeah, it's just like getting used to any kind bacteria that doesn't kill you. I have some relatives in a 2nd world country that eat stuff frequently that I had once while visiting them and it made me vomit and shit horribly for a week. Now that I think of it, it was probably just some unpasteurized cheese. Still, you're body will adapt. I'm sure I would have if I had stayed longer than a month.

>>17802581
God I hate Jack so much

>>17799821
Baker's dozen innit

>>17802171
>curled bags
I've definitely seen that. We also used to have the cryovac guy come once a year and "tune" them but they always ran worse afterwards so we stopped.
You in the industry? I work at a cheese plant much like the webm.

>>17802745
That's the style of that bitters brand.

>>17802047
how does he get out without melting all the cheese?

>>17797949
Everyone asks how does he get out?
The question on my mind, how is he?

>>17798748
>Glove

Truly Lynchian

>>17803042
Fake. A bunch of places started paying chicks to do this after that one girl was filmed dunking her tenders into soda at a horse race or something.

>>17803477
Was that supposed to be mash?

>>17797572
I hope they identify the hipster gene someday and just euthanize them in the womb.

>>17802018
>>17802069
>>17802745
She was hired by a youtube channel to make a bunch of cocktails, each recipe could then be posted and drive views/subs/revenue. Before the shoot even began she knew the company didn't know shit about bartending, so she said fuck it and made what they wanted her to make and got a little drunk doing it. Watch all the videos, they're a lot of fun when you know the backstory.

https://punchdrink.com/articles/where-is-she-now-janee-mahalo-old-fashioned-cocktail-recipe/

>>17803477
Obviously it was plugged in, so what exactly stopped it from heating and melting the cheese?

>>17798341
I for some reason want a wife who dresses like that. I would be okay with dressing in traditional farmer's clothes as well, if that was her preference.

>>17801455
I don't know why that one is so funny to me. I think it's the slowness, but inevitability of what is happening there.

>>17803543
obviously he intentionally set it up for it to do that, he could have just turned it off at any point but he let it go on and only switched it off after all the cheese had sprayed out and he had gotten his funny reaction.

>>17798413
We eat machine poop

>>17802628
>pushes the cat's anus with the bare palm of his hand before attemption to eat his shitburger

>>17802600
nice body imo

>>17803854
I'm most struck by that seeming like a pretty big avacado.

>>17803494
>im a professional tender dunker
What a world

>>17803755
Well a wells whiskey soda is nearly 20 bucks at a concert hall here so fifty is fucking fine for that craftsmanship.

>>17802878
cry harder faggot.

>>17800762
"that will be $500 plus tip"

>>17803212
Is that Mike Stoklasa?

>>17798144
>soggy bread
I'd spit in this faggot's face.

>>17804386
>$200 added tip
>Tell them to take it off cuz you want to do $200 cash tip
>They bring the new check with no gratuity
>Leave without a tip

Lol fuck you wagie

>>17804481
best part is that there is nothing they can do. Fucking pay your workers.

>>17799530
My mom made this for a family dinner once and we all felt it was too sickeningly sweet to enjoy

>>17802600
He probably has a bigger cock than me desu.

>>17804481
they say leave the cash we'll only charge you the balance.

>>17804481
>they say "no" to the retard who is in a non-fast food restaurant for the first time

>>17804748
>pay the total minus gratuity
>sir you need to pay the gratuity
>okay call the fucking cops then i'll wait to see what they say

>>17800692
It's Ryan Reynold's distillery.

>>17804765
If there is no asterisk in tiny print at the bottom of the menu with something like "automatic gratuity of X added," you're in the clear. If it IS there, you agreed to a charge beforehand that you are now refusing to pay, and you're screwed.

>>17797808
What happened to his hands? Burn scarring?

>>17804468
>WHAAAA MY BREAD TASTES GOOD ITS SUPPOSED TO BE TASTELESS AND BLAND!!!!

retarded zoomie that hasn't cooked a day in his fucking life

>>17804879
He was an albino for opposite day and got stuck that way, like holding your face in a weird position too long. Sad.

>>17802383
ale or lager, definitely not an ipa or some hipster shit. I have seen it done with guinness but havent tried it myself so cant recomend or discredit.

>>17802745
alledgedly the company was created by 2 brothers. for the first production run 1 got the bottles and 1 got the labels but they miscommunicated the measurements and couldnt afford to re print the labels. So after that they just stuck with it for a gimmick/brand recognition.

>>17804386
>4 Diet Coke
>$28

>>17804848
okay please ahmed call 911 see how screwed i am for not paying your added surcharges

>>17804386
>"spaghetti"
(((spaghetti)))

>>17801527
She's wearing a chainmail glove under the plastic one.

>>17802628
That cat knows it can take his food freely with no resistance. My parents have two older kittens that know to wait until they're allowed to lick the plate.

>>17803543
>>17803760
Or more likely the dumbass though he could just melt cheese straight up instead of liquifying it.

>>17803494
It's the same girl trying to cling to her thirty seconds of fame. Then she made a music video.

>>17802802
never have i seen something SO FUCKING DISGUSTING i am literally in tears from laughing oh my god what

>>17802680
You don't gut fish that small retard. You will destroy the meat. Anyways you can easily chew through any bones that small and the fish guts taste good anyway.
t. living in Japan for 14 years now.

>>17802680
Smelt are always eaten whole. They're too small to gut.

t. Wisconsinite

>>17799393
an appetiser for an american

>>17803498
cheese fondue

>>17803854
Is this supposed to look appetizing?

>>17805253
Don't know if it is, but the sight gives me a mindtongueasm (explosion of joy in my tastebuds from the perspective of my mind's eye).

>>17797817
this looks like a bunch of ppl with yellow life jackets on a raft in white rapids from a distance....

>>17797817
>delicious butane
>not even a fucking char, just butane
what the actual fuck?

>>17803494
The world you people live in seems so interesting

>>17803477
>Resonance Quesocade

>>17805405

>>17805405
Heh

>>17803212
That was a good thread

>>17803281
I work on diaper machines and the bag pickup towers and fingers are functionally identical. We have to do all the setup ourselves, there's no "guy" that comes to our plant to set things up. Just us and the CBA.

>>17800588
>>17800590
>turkish ice cream illusionists
>spastic crepe guy
head hurts like hell now

>>17802018
As a an old fashioned enjoyer this webm makes me seethe with rage

>>17805457
Yeah it was

>>17805131
Ive been looking at this website for almost 10 years and that FUCKING disgusted me

>>17802703
He really is, dude cracks me up.

>>17805933
he is actually right here, italians have marketed their flour-based carb to some sort of unearned prestige. Similar with japan and sushi rice. a fresh, high quality tortilla would be a wonderful thing to eat

>>17804386
The airquotes always get me

>>17804945
I wonder what some crappy wine would have cost there.

>>17806000
>Similar with japan and sushi rice
hell naw you faggoty waste of trips. while you are correct about pasta, japonica rice is very different from long grain shit like basmati and jasmine, sushi rice actually tastes good on its own without anything added.

>>17803222
this. am in a 3rd world country and have seen eat almost rotting meat regularly and it doesnt even phase them.
I

>>17806052
well you're wrong because they add shit to sushi rice lol

>>17806057
ha. ha. ha. there is rice prepared for sushi rolls, and then there is sushi rice which is generally just the short grain japonica varieties.

>>17797900
I hate this. It just reeks of smugness and "we're doing this for views." Literally hate seeing this video in every thread

>>17806063
>ha. ha. ha.

>>17806133
Vegans have always got to be fucking with tofu. Leave tofu alone you maniacal shits.

>>17806133
hideous
revolting
might as well make a"lasagna" from dog turds and wheat germ
walnuts? REALLY???

>>17806133
just make a spinach tomato sauce vegan cheese lasagna if your vegan ass must have it.
I really hate that vegans must make their version of everything, just make something thats meant to be vegan not a vegan version of a pepperoni steak

>>17804386
>Meat Sushi
So is that raw meat on rice? What is a R Caymus 15?
>>17806022
There's two glasses of cabernet sauvignon on the check there anon, $31 each. You know that shit is $8 table wine.

>>17797446
WTF? A cow died for this.

>>17800990
>Gee, Pekka, two glasses of milk?!

>>17806210
the cow locally sourced, it was happy to no longer live in fingolia.

>>17802414
Look how fat the taste tester piggy is. You know she not only tastes all the cheese, she eats it instead of spitting it out.

>>17806318
>cuts off before the butter cumswab
I'm very disappoint in yuuu

>>17800692

It's a very mediocre gin. Don't give your money to celebrities.

>>17806192
It's another shitty cab sauv which for some reason is a meme in steakhouses.

>>17803755
If you go into a bar like that you obviously don't care about the price. If you want it cheap, make it yourself at home.

>>17799301
scroll up, dingus

>>17800745
How can one man be this attractive and sexy?

>>17805290
> mindtongueasm (explosion of joy in my tastebuds from the perspective of my mind's eye).
This is one of the faggiest things ive seen on this site. Stop it zoomer.

>>17804960
youd probably just be banned.

>>17806176
You don't like walnuts? What a fucking retard.

>>17806009
Those patties are rare as hell. You just know.

>>17806321
I am genuinely upset that thing did not even attempt to stir the sugar in

>>17799821
It would be extremely painful

>>17806321

Why didn't he just use a metal pan instead?

>>17804386
Cityfags really??

>>17806321
>didn't even stir it
diabetes maximus

>>17806610
This reminds me of that one anime about the OL that went to different bars and showed off different foods and snacks

>>17806462
why would i ever go back to a restaurant that tried to rip me off?

>>17806009
has anyone actually tried his cooking? it doesn't look good at all

>>17804940
They tried to fix the label once and customers got legitimately pissed off about it.

>>17801927
If you've ever travelled to another country and gotten sick from the food thats your body "reconfiguring" to the conditions over there and after that you can eat the food without getting sick

>>17806321
>>17806593
What pisses me off is the fact that he only put four "sugers" despite saying it adds five

>>17806856
>anime
Faggot.

>>17806168
>Ensure sugar is vegan
...vegans are mentally ill.

>>17806856
wakakozake

>>17802018
I unironically don't get what's so bad about this. Looks like a mean drink and I'd fuck her. What's the problem?

>>17807031
Thank you I could never remember the name, I should give it a rewatch.
>>17807010
Bro, scroll to the top of the page, there's probably anime in the banner.

>>17806324
kids, this is why you flour the pizza paddle

>>17806856
>>17807031
They made a couple live action versions of that too.

>>17799393
'N cul a' mammata, chissu e nu paninu beddu beddu.
Pezz' i merd americani n' annu mai fatt' na cosa cosi bedda

>>17799478
How does the cream one not melt?

>>17806651
>City
Richfags, dumbass. Most of them live out in the suburbs in fuckawful McMansions.

>>17797784
Ukrainian actually.

>>17807010
*rapes you*
nigger

>>17803854
Too often we're driven to find out whether we can do something, when we ought to ask ourselves whether we should be doing it in the first place.

>>17807031
>>17807142
is this the niggertacos show?

>>17805933
Why is Destiny shilling for Big Tortilla™ now?

>>17807320
making tortillas by hand is hard, it takes like a whole 2 minutes,

>>17799530
... It's made out of cookies...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BZsIY6PUPU

>>17799900
Roasted tomato & garlic.
>2nd ingredient is onions.

>>17806321
>I have 5
>puts in 4 scoops
?

>>17805405
>It's- it's not shutting down!

>>17805933
>tortillas cost 50 cents for one
>my goal is to charge 50 times that
neck him

>>17806593
>>17807008
and it's not even Pepsi

>>17807589
I believe the eventual menu they were making those for cost $750.

>>17806971
not him but when i stayed in a spanish hotel as a teenager i inhaled like half the buffet each and every day. pizza, fries, steaks and so on only with sugary soda but never anything healthy. I didn't took a shit for literally 5 days besides being full all the time. Is that normal too?

>>17807784
(healthy bmi and moderately active)

>>17802047
Why does he have 6 mortars and a deli slicer in that kitchen? What the actual fuck...

>>17806133
Vegans are mentally ill.

>>17807784
I don't know if it's normal but I remember one of my mates doing something similar on holiday, ate like hell and didn't shit until he got home. He said it was like a tennis ball tube.

>>17806902
It's massively overrated. You pay for the show, not for the food.
Also, the guy isn't there a lot of the time. He only comes in when he has a video to make or a big name is on the guest list.

Imagine if Sizzler suddenly struck gold with a meme campaign and took it to extreme lengths. That's what you get.

>>17806133
Liquid smoke?

>>17806305
Spitters are quitters tho

>>17805457
You have to smell all the hams

>>17807008
>>17807448
clearly he's adding 1.25 sugers per scoop, retards

>>17799389
>mfw

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