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Why does German cuisine mostly consist of weiners?

>> No.17796969

>>17796964
It's cold it was a good way to preserve Meats in the past and still is

>> No.17796977

Because they like phallic objects, and the weiners make it so that their poop comes out phallic as well, so it checks off both German fetishes.

>> No.17797003

>>17796977
I was just going to post, "you are what you eat", but dubs confirms this is a better explanation.

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>>17796964
Yes, another German cuisine thread!

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>> No.17797024

>>17796964
germany is an industrial country. suasage is a great way to process meat and stuff you wouldn't eat as is into something everyone likes. simple as. it's a cheap "meat" source for the average working class family.

>> No.17797026

>>17796977
>thinking about dicks and shit himself permanently

>> No.17797030

Germany is a region with cold winters and an industrious population.
Mechanically pulverizing an animal and then stuffing it into itself for long term storage is just the kind of thing you should expect from them.

>> No.17797257

>>17796964
Cultural/physical inadequacy

>> No.17797260

>>17796964
You are what you eat

>> No.17797268

>>17796964
>fry em
>boil em
>eatem pre-boiled!
>chop em up and drown em in ketchup and curry powder

its a versatile and convenient product thats also highly customizable in terms of spices

>> No.17797274
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17797274

Best German dish coming through

>> No.17797617

>>17797274
what the fuck is the pineapple doing there

>> No.17797649

>>17797617
it's toast hawaii. the pickled cherry gives me cringe.
toast hawaii is a german treasure. it's called hawaii because germans think pineapple is cultivated in hawaii only.
still it tastes good, put some sriracha on it and it's genious

>> No.17797658

>>17796964
Sosig is delicious when done right

>> No.17797664

>>17797649
whats not to love about grilled cheese, sweet and sour

>> No.17798018

>>17796964
solely for triggering berliner veganerfotzen

>> No.17798650

You wouldn't understand.

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>>17797274
>Because of the combination of ingredients, Hawaiian toast and similarly composed dishes have the potential to form carcinogenic nitrosamines from nitrites in the ham curing salt and the amino acids in cheese in the acidic environment of the pineapple.