/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17795830
Fuck off frog poster

>>17795830
Are peanuts just deconstructed peanut butter?

Are grapes just deconstructed jelly?

I'm thinking yes, and that we've been doing molecular gastronomy before we've ever realized it.

>>17795839
Think about this....
Peanuts sometimes end up in your shit, right?
So the more peanuts you eat the more there could possibly be there.
So how many peanuts would you have to eat before you exceeded 20% peanut quantity? 50%? 98%?

>>17795839
Dude, I think I just invented a green renewable method of manufacturing peanut butter...

>>17795839
People might be resistant to this manufacturing method at first, but what if you could get peanut butter that was manufactured by your favorite porn star?

>>17795883
Or you could call it civet peanut butter like the poop coffee and hipsters would pay quite the premium for it.

>>17795864
this post reminds me of that one anon who picked out pieces of corn from his crap and fed them to his gf and she never caught on

>>17795911
top kek

>>17795911
what if you popped those corn kernels?
Po(o)pcorn?

chips are deconstructed fries

>>17795904
The renewable green manufacturing process would be a huge sell to that crowd.

>>17796022
Get to it, brother. Just keep the advertising so vague it sells to hipsters, but no one really knows you're just a fatass enabling his food addiction by selling half digested peanuts ground in peanut butter.

>>17796043
I could switch up my diet to change the flavor.
If I ate nothing but hazelnuts and chocolate I bet I could sell that shit for $15 a jar.