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>retards and health nuts are now promoting fasting as the hot new diet meme and claiming it makes you live longer
Is it really possible that normies have accidentally and indirectly come across the cure to the typical majority-carb and salt western diet and all of it's health repercussions?

The typical westerner overeats so much than they never stop digesting from constantly shoveling food in their mouths and this negatively affects blood pressure, insulin resistance and leptin levels, all 3 of which lead to heart disease and diabetes as the leading causes of death, anything that makes them eat less will be a net plus and be set to topple the medical industrial complex in the US.

>> No.17780160 [DELETED] 

Children can consent and Say is best girl.

>> No.17780173

>>17780143
>Is it really possible that normies have accidentally and indirectly come across the cure to the typical majority-carb and salt western diet and all of it's health repercussions?
Yes, and it's finally based.

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>>17780143
>muh fuggin weste-

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Where you being ironic intentionally by using an image from modern Japanese animation when you implied fasting is something new or are you just braindead fucking retarded?

>> No.17780283

>>17780277
Saya best girl and children can consent.

>> No.17780288

>>17780283
Can you give me a rough estimate on how drunk you are?

>> No.17780312

>>17780288
I haven't had a drink since 3pm. BAH IS OFFICIALLY .045

I am in sobering up mode drinking ovaltine.

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>>17780312
As a veteran boozehound I have no clue what that number indicates. I also have no clue who the fuck Saya is. Kids can say yes and no but that doesn't mean they know what yes and no will lead to. Same can be said for adults though. No one knows what they are doing most of the time, that's just the way she goes.

>> No.17780343

>>17780330
Not only can they consent, they MUST consent.

I drink alot. Saya is best girl. Trump won, asphalt should be sealed errrry five years and astroglide is better than ky. Kids prefer the taste of glycerin.

>> No.17780396

>>17780143
I don't care what normalfags are doing, but intermittent fasting is a no-brainer. What drives us biologically? The need to find food. What signals to the body that it needs to stay keen? Periods of hunger. What happens when the body thinks food is readily available at every moment? Modern Western society.

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>>17780343
It would be more accurate to say their consent is irrelevant. Doesn't matter if little Timmy doesn't want to take a bath, he's going to. Don't know anything about asphalt besides when you can lay it and I know nothing about lube besides Vaseline is great for my lips, they chap all the damn time.
We'd probably be good friends until one of us fucked up.
>>17780396
I feel like that is simplifying things, but it's just a feeling.

>> No.17780407

>>17780399
Don't use vaseline. You will one day literally die. Kids can consent.

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>>17780407
As apposed to metaphorically dying one day? You're repeating yourself mate, we've been over this. What's your stance sleep?

>> No.17780424

>>17780412
You will one day die man. Don't use vaseline. It's petroleum jelly. My stance sleep.

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>>17780424
Oh, is there a difference? I am using PJ from some company called Studio Selection. Isn't it the same? And I meant how much sleep, are you a nap kind of guy or a full 8 hours sort of person?

>> No.17780431

>>17780428
I haven't a middle schooler in more than three years. Phnom Penh.

>> No.17780438

>>17780431
We both know you can be more accurate. I'll bite on that last part. What does "Phnom Penh" mean? I'm tempted to search about it but typing to you is more interesting.

>> No.17780446

>>17780438
It's a fun place in Cambodia. Great place if you love youthful vigor.

>> No.17780450

Naps are like facing forward when you are riding a horse.

>> No.17780452

>>17780446
Ah. Wouldn't it be easier to buy sex in the states? Never understood sex tourism. Or is it a fetish thing?

>> No.17780455

>>17780452
Too many central/south Americans.

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>>17780450
Can you expand on that?
>>17780455
In the states or? Not really sure what the issue is you're referring to.

>> No.17780461

Think you got the time to dress up a Eastern European kid with neko/kemonomimi fetishwear before John Candy starts knocking on your window?

>> No.17780465

>>17780460
The kids they spread are all from the south.

>> No.17780470

>>17780461
Considering Candy is dead, probably. Wait a second, was that a reference within a pun?
>>17780465
You're being vague on purpose. Still not even sure if you're talking about the states or not. Favorite cocktail?

>> No.17780486
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>>17780470
Baltimore. Sazerac. John Candy eats pop rocks. West Virginia. Blue ridge mountains. Shenandoah river. Layers of vasaline preventing the breath from sky. It comes down to whether you live the MAGIPOKA lifestyle or not.

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>>17780486
You've never even been to the blue ridge mountains. And I call your bluff on the pop rocks. I'd slay you in a game of cards. And honestly, if they ever named the lifestyle I live, i'd stop living.

>> No.17780503

>>17780495
Slept in Mt Storm river hiked the "sods"

>> No.17780508

>>17780503
Then i'm half wrong, I can handle that debt. Spent several months in those mountains. Wonderful place. You never answered about the cocktail.

>> No.17780513

>>17780508
Didn't I?

>> No.17780535

>>17780513
If you did I wasn't here for it. Blame it on my lacking disposition.

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>>17780535
>>17780486

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>> No.17780637

>>17780143
The more metabolic activity you go through the more oxidative stress and the faster your cells age, this is fact. Did you drop out of highschool or something?

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>> No.17780701

There's less than 3 on topic posts in this whole thread.

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>>17780701
Live the Magipoka lifestyle anon...

>> No.17780799

>>17780711
Can you talk about fasting maybe?

>> No.17780826

>>17780547
Means nothing to me, I am sorry. By the way, aren't you trying a bit too hard?
>>17780637
Rule 25, newfaggot.

>> No.17781181

>>17780143
Let this be a lesson OP, don’t make threads with an anime girl as your image, or your thread WILL get derailed.

>> No.17781481

>>17780637
Your response is a halfassed argument against exercise? Is that your final answer?

>> No.17781495

damn... normies have finally after countless different diets and "healthy at every size" self delusions uncovered the secrets of not being a unhealthy pig... eat healthy and eat less... holy fuck the holy grail finally discovered... what will happen next? find out next time on dragonball z

>> No.17781496

>>17780143
>>17780486
>>17780547
>>17780568
>>17780585
>>17780695
>>17780711
Please refrain from posting Japanese cartoon images on our 4channel Food and Cooking forum (/ck/). Cartoon images should only be posted in 4channel forums focused on that type of imagery (/a/ is for Japanese Anime cartoons).

Thank you and feel free to ask any questions if you need additional clarifications!

>> No.17781503

>>17780283
>Nurse! NURSE!! He is out of the bed again!!

go to bed biden