/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17779615
why the fuck would you order an americano at starbucks of all places? their pure espresso is absolute garbage. the ONLY way it's drinkable is by being diluted in tons of milk and sugar.

>>17779615
sheeply
cafe mocha is where its at
they also have white choc cafe mocha which is even nicer

>>17779622
I was very sleepy while shopping I needed a boost

RIP starbucks iced latte macchiato
the perfect balance of bitter and creamy
iced latte isn't as good

>>17779621
I prefer the peppermint latte. The mocha flavor overpowers everything

>>17779615
Its a coffee with plenty milk and syrup

>he's not ordering the brown sugar oat milk shaken espresso

>>17779631
>latte
clueless detected
you have no idea and shouldnt converse w/ me about coffee.

>>17779615
my first gf took me to "Barneys" and got us a caramel something to share. never had iced coffee before that, it was great, but even in 2005ish $5 was a lot for a cup of dessert. got to feel nipples later in the photo booth.

>>17779633
the straw messes this up a lot

>>17779615
It's an upside down caramel vanilla latte. A regular caramel vanilla latte also tastes 10000x better than a caramel macchiato ever will.

>>17779624
>be American
>doing my state mandated daily shopping at Target
>security officer notices my cart is only half full, asks me what's wrong
>realize it has been 3 hours since my last stimulant
>get in line at nearest dispensary
>want to mainline my stimulant, but notice everyone else pouring fat a sugar all over theirs
>everyone staring at me after I order
>worker asks me what country I'm visiting from
>hours later and can only think about how I missed out on that fat and sugar
>vow never to make the same mistake again as single tear rolls down face

>>17779615
It's a latte with caramel basically.
>t. former barista at a company that wasnt starcucks

>>17779643
>oh no you prefer your espresso drink with a drip extra of milk and less foam than my cappuccino! you know nothing about coffee!!!
This guy has only heard the word "latte" in pop culture and automatically assumes it means "faggot girly drink that isnt coffee"

>>17779643
>>17779837
OH GOD I JUST READ YOUR FORMER POSTS LMFAO
What I should have said is:
>this faggot doesn't know that his "cafe mocha isn't a latte with chocolate syrup added to it"

>>17779849
Sorry, I'm drinking. But yeah, "cafe mocha" is literally a latte with chocolate added.

>>17779615
When ever i need a boost while shopping i just grab a redbull then drink it and put it back on a random shelf

>>17779615
Name?

>twitter post
>iFilename
>Thread that could've been a Google search

>>17779870
Big boob Kelly on fucktube

>>17779615
>What the fuck is a caramel macchiato
die-uh-beetus in a cup

>>17779615
dunkin does a sugarplum macchiato during christmas that slaps fat ass

>>17779870
>>17779881
No, it's lilpochaco on Instagram

>>17779809
Sorry I’m not as enlightened as you are to be beneath going to the store and ordering coffee

>>17780369
>getting defensive over a lighthearted meme