/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17778755

Eh, beats those shitty "cheese" crackers poor Americans eat

>>17778761
Cheez-its? Get fucked no it doesn’t

>>17778761

>>17778765

It's your call if you want some reformed industrial cheese paste on some cheap vegetable oil crackers over two slices of wholemeal bread, thickly buttered with Kerry Gold and a pack of crinkle-cut steak crisps putting between. Taste is ultimately subjective

>>17778773
Cheez-It's are GOAT

>>17778773

The one on the left, but with a shitty "cheese" filling

>>17778776
>plebians cannot handle the flavor combination of peanutbutter and cheese

>>17778773
>on-the-go packs
for the arduous journey from couch to beetus scooter

>>17778755
Brits have some inherent disease that makes them want to stack carbs in carbs with more carbs. Toast in bread, french fries in bread, chips in bread, pastries in a bun. I had a British banquet chef make himself a meal while on the job. It was potato soup with rice.

>>17778780
>The one on the left, but with a shitty "cheese" filling
I will admit, those cream cheese & chives ones suck, as do the cheddar cheese. The cheese is practically paste

>>17778791
>carbs bad because...b-because..TH-THEY JUST ARE, OKAY?

>>17778755
I wish I had a German wife. So strict yet loyal and loving...

>>17778791
Bread tastes good, simple as

>>17778786
>can't spell plebeian
>>17778755
I'd do this back when Habanero doritos were around. I'll do it with home-made chips too, but not a bagged potato chip

>>17778791
All of them are infected with parasites. The eggs spread through the water, and their lifestyle contributes to them literally falling apart at 33.

>>17778755
Yes, and proud of it! They are bloody delicious and filling lad, perfect for a quick snack.

>>17778791
imagine not being able to handle a wigan kebab

>>17778793
>packaging bragging about having 'real peanut butter'

>toast some bread
>spread on peanut butter
>fill it with some spicy crisps
ngl I fucking love this shit

>>17778755
>Salt and vinegar > Everything else
Add hot sauce and you got perfection.

>>17778755
fuck me that looks good

>>17778755
I would expect this low tier cooking from British redditors no less

>>17778755
murrican here. i remember making these when i was a little kid

>>17778755
this is the lazy man's chip butty

>>17778761
>>17778773
cheezits are incredible, I will bash your fucking smooth E-Ew brain into a pulp.

>>17778780
I don't know anyone over 8 who likes those tho, and even then it's picked after the peanut butter on cheese cracker version. I knew a single smelly kid in elementary school who ate the chives one I've never seen anyone else eat a whole package of those.
You just sound mad people make fun of your trashy public housing food.

>>17778791
Meanwhile, autistic ogres can't see food as food and mistakenly talk about the chemical components instead of the food.

>>17778793
The Nekot cookie in this photo just wafted nostalgia through my window into my mouth. I can't get the taste out. My lord.

>>17778755
>as a kid only ever liked to eat own mother's cooking and nobody else's
>when parents took me to cookout parties refused to eat food there as it wasn't my mother's cooking
>resorted to only eating chips on bread rolls every time
>my whole family still pokes fun at me for it all these years later
>turns out I was just eating authentic british cuisine

https://youtu.be/FbPE8AtkkC8
They aren't bad honestly, but not all crisps work, experimentation is necessary

>>17778907
>>17781604

Kill yourselves faggots.

>>17778755
>Do Brits really?
it is not exclusive to brit, happens in america
it is an old poverty food tradition of having some texture to a sandwich rather than eating them separately

>>17778755
>Do Brits really?
Yes, we do.
Don't knock it till you've tried it.

Bong niggas be like
>for the coming cold is long and harsh, please lord I beg thee to spare some bread to supplement the potatos so I may fatten up and last the winter. Please lord, John died the year last due to the shortage, amd if we lose another we won't be able to plow the fields in time come spring. Please lord, just a few slices of bread to put around the potato

you haven't lived until you've had a smack barm pea wet

>>17782010
Why do you talk retarded like that?

i made a sandwich with roast beef, cheddar, horseradish sauce and salt and vinegar chips. it was pretty good. ama

>>17782065
who asked?

>>17782065
Are you Steve Albini?

>>17782065
corrrrrrr

>>17780623
It's a little kid meal here too, as expected of a redditor to never grow up

>>17778755
This one single meal makes americans shart themselves and seethe more than any soy-infused mcslop, fertilised duck eggs, head cheese, or eastern european "meal".

>>17782096
lol no it doesn't

>>17782112
remember when we started tossing black people in rivers after that travesty, good times

>>17778813
>So strict yet loyal and loving...
Anon, ich...

British food makes a lot more sense when you realize it's all poverty food.
Literally every dish consists of something they scraped out of the bottom of a bin and placed between bread.
Every. Single. One.