/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17776135
Yeah, look up what the Chinese version of a wheelbarrow is. And the best part is: they're proud of it.

>>17776135
I'm pretty sure that Jews don't eat rice, two wooden sticks would be too expensive anyways.

when black people were building spaceships in egypt, the chinese built a wall

>>17776135
They're not the smartest though.

>>17776135
Gooks are dumb scum

My shovel faced wife often needs to be put back in her place because she likes to chimp out like a fucking baboon

>>17776135
They became the smartest by starving anyone too stupid to figure out chopsticks.

White people are the retarded ones for eating white people rice with chopsticks. Chink rice is closer to jello than Uncle Bens.

its their solution to natural selection

if you can figure out the secret of eating the rice fast enough, you get to not starve

White guy here, it was actually literally to force them to have meals longer than 4 minutes. The entire point of chopsticks is to make meals an event in the day so you have to talk to your family. Confucius was a proto-Proudhon/Rousseau so his thoughts that the family unit was the basic concept of society almost work in non-modern time.

>>17776172
Chopstick people also have no qualms about holding their bowl up to thir face and shoveling/slurping things down, they don't pick up individual grains of rice and bits of food and carry them to their mouths from table level with chopsticks except to show off to westerners and troll them.

rumour has it only shaolin monks of the highest degree have the self control to not drop a grain of rice back into the bowl while eating

>>17776135
Chopsticks are best for long noodles. Twisting a fork isn't natural

>>17776135
>Chinese
>smart
I see you fell for the propaganda.

>>17776238
>carry them to their mouths from table level with chopsticks except to show off
That's the only reason I use chopsticks at Teriyaki joints.

>>17776238
>Chopstick people also have no qualms about holding their bowl up to thir face and shoveling/slurping things down
based

>>17776135
> Smartest race
> Eats bats, bugs, dogs, and cats
> Gets ebolaids
> Posts on /ck/ before expiring

Fucking gooks.

>>17776547
>Eat bats
Don't forget about bataids

>>17776158
WE WUZ SPACE EGYPTIANS 'N SHEEEIT

>>17776555
^Check 'em
We Wuz!

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>>17776548
To be fair that would be mainland communist changs

>>17776562
They eat garbage

>>17776562
hoo boi I fukk yoo goot long taim
- male prostitute 2022

>>17776570
Hi school girl I'm a school boy too!

>>17776172
why is it always chinks cooking rice for white people then? do they know how to cook rice?

>>17776172
I once went to a wealthy European familys home and they told me to stop eating with a spoon, and to eat with a fork
Explain yourself Euros

>>17776135
>have single digit obesity rates in every east asian country

The emperor just thought it was hillarious making the people eat with sticks, he would throw a laughing fit when he saw it. He also made the people walk on stilts its pretty funny.

>>17776800
What the fuck was wrong with ancient japan

>>17776146
Did a quick search on wheelbarrows, the chines one looks pretty stupid with not anywhere near the capacity of a modern one, but the central wheel takes the entire weight of the load unlike the modern wheelbarrow where the weight is equally distributed between the wheel and the operator

So i would argue that the chines wheelbarrow has it's benefits, but i would still take a modern one any day of the week, something like pic related would be the apex of wheelbarrows though
Central wheels to take the whole load, two wheels to prevent tipping, large container for good capacity

>>17776800
>>17776807
This was to avoid getting your long fancy dress dirty in the mud, Europeans hade similar shoes

>>17776833
Forgot to add this along with horseriding is why high heel shoes became a thing
High heels gives the rider better ability to stay in the stirrups of the horse

>>17776800
Have you been to japan, everything is covered in feces, you absolutely NEED those shoes. The lower they were the richer the wearer because he lived in a less shat up neighborhood

>>17776164
Tell us more.

>>17776135
>is the perfect tool for eating individual grains of rice

>>17776555
Why aren't Egyptians black?

>>17777029
because they left to explore the cosmos and get the fuck away from the big head scientist Yakub, come on now everyone knows this

>>17776298
You haven't had a childhood. Sad

>>17776954
You misspelled France

>>17776135
You think thats retarded? I've seen white people ask for these even though they already had a fork in front of them.

>>17777029
They're literal Western Europeans as proven genetically.

>>17776822
/ck/
wheelbarrow enthusiasts

>retards get filtered by simple sticks and have to resort to racism to cope
If it's so stupid, why can't you do it?

>>17776154
based

>>17776822
Chinese wheelbarrows are nice for oversized loads and long distance travel because of the balanced weight, meaning that the operator has less strain, but also less control, which makes the European-style better as a tool for construction. The front wheel is especially helpful as a fulcrum for dumping heavy materials.

>>17777240
White people think chopsticks are classy

>>17778246
>see? i am stepping on my own balls
>why wont you do the same if that is so "stupid"

>>17776146
Western barbarians can not comprehend the genius of my mechanical ox. Sad and unfilial!

I just came into the thread to say I am korean

>>17776135
its unironically the dumbest way to eat. doesnt scoop, doesn't poke, limited by the food your eating.
in order from best to worst:
the human hand > a fork/spoon > using your mouth direct / pouring > chopstick > gloved hand (another thing the chinese stupidly do)

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didn't read this dumb posts

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bonafide dumbasses

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Huh?

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too obvious fatso

>>17779166
based

they slurp from bowls and also shovel the rice into their mouth while holding the bowl to their face

their chosen implement is insufficient for transporting rice from table to mouth at human eating speeds

>>17776560
>Posts a fucking thumbnail.
Sounds about right, nigger.

>>17776788
Because white people wouldn't recognize chink rice and would probably complain about it. Go to an authentic Chinese place (if you see white people in it then it's not authentic) and get a sticky roll off a dimsum cart.

>>17779495
so if he's white and he walks in to an "authentic" chinese establishment, it immediately loses authenticity?
interesting power we whites have

>>17779505
>immediately loses authenticity
Pretty much yes. Most white people would be terrified of real Chinese food. I only like a narrow subset of it. Sticky rolls are pretty tasty.

>>17776135
Reminder that the chinese invented forks yet they still use chopsticks.

>>17776789
>Explain yourself Euros
Young nations flex their economies, old nations flex by proving they are more sophisticated than everyone else.

I am forgotten…

>>17779495
So all the rice eaten in China is made into sticky rolls. Gotcha.

white people fails!

Chopsticks are a way to turn firewood into the tines of a fork that can also be fire fingers to grab burning hot things out of eg pots and pans with as you cook.

Saying "you can only pick up one piece of rice with chopsticks" is like asian people going "you can only spear 4 grains of rice at a time with your dumb fucking leaky knife spoon bro"

>>17776135
Asian rice is mostly short grain, so it sticks together when cooked. As a result, you're easily able to pick up wads of rice with your chopsticks. Also, most people pick up their rice bowl and bring it and the chopsticks close to the face to prevent making a mess.

>>17776135
The heat of the sticks cook the rice.

>>17776135
Have you every been camping before?
You know how easy it is to find two relatively straight twigs? They are a dime a dozen. Go, and construct something resembling a fork, and I will have eaten both of our food by the time you're done.

It's the same principle. They traveled light, and literally anywhere they found themselves they had eating utensils.

>>17776954
People really lie about the cleanliness of Japan. They take off their shoes before heading indoors for a reason.

>>17779166
>Tricked into buying extra utensils for eating soup

>>17776135
jap, korean and chink rice is shorter grain and easily picked up with chopsticks
thai rice is longer so they use spoons
indian rice is longer than that so they use their hands
and you are a retard

>>17779982
Three twigs fanned out are a fork.

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>>17776800
It's incredible to me that NEETs whose sole source for information and "world experience" is 4chan.org would mount this type of criticism - I have a PhD in Philosophy and did study Frankfurt School thinkers, I don't like them that much, but I know them. The mere fact that you think that there exists the "Reddit VS based/pol" epistemic dichotomy should alarm you to the fact that you are a mentally ill retard - you are so fucking ignorant and retarded that you don't even have a concept of what understanding would mean.

Your entire world-view is informed by tweet-sized posts on 4chan and .jpg infographics, that is literally all you know yet everyone who disagrees with you is the "brainwashed ZOGbot". It's incredible, stuff of ancient comedies really.

I will gas you American, don't worry, you and your family will be removed.

>>17776194
How does such a family focused racial group degenerate into such a Borg society? They have great window dressing culture but their politics are barbaric

>>17776146
*sails past you carrying 10x as much weight as you can*

>>17779557
>none of these are use in the 21st century

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Here you go a thubnail from the past.

Reminder that >>17779548 is a dumbass.

>>17779891
Those are for liquids.

What are these, kung fu weapons? As a wise Indian man once said, "Vats, why use 2 sticks when you have 5 fingers."

>>17776135
cope

>>17776135
Asian rice is sticky and clumps together. Thus, you can stick the chopsticks into a bowl of rice and pull out a clump of rice that's about a mouthful. Chopsticks are also better than a fork for eating crispy foods (think of potato chips or Cheetohs). Whereas using a fork shatters the food, the chopsticks can grasp the crispy food as long fingers.

>>17776562
has anyone ever debunked this?

>>17782178
shut up retard

>>17776135
How do they always find two sticks the exact same length and width?? I look for hours in the woods and never see any even remotely similar

>>17784455
Name 5 powerful Filipinos, don't worry I've got time. I'll be here all night

>>17784490
Khalayla Kuhn, Gilbert, My Knee Paki Oww, Jo Koy, that girl who won weight liftting gold at the olypics for the Filipines

ITT: retards

>>17782587
GOOD MORNING SIRS

>>17784490
didn't read

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