/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>fuck having teeth

>>17771861
I think it's a genius idea

>>17771866
Retard doesn't understand heat capacity

>>17771865
You're not supposed to chew the rocks

>>17771861
They are funny but ultimately useless.

>>17771861
Why yes I am happy to chill my drink within an inch of its life, but HEAVEN FORBID I dilute it.

>>17771883
>chill
we don't do that here.

>>17771868
>>17771873
i have four metal cubes and some water perspiration sticks to them in the freezer so they do a marginally decent of it, if you put all four in a glass that is.

>>17771888
>marginally decent of it
marginally decent job of it

>>17771861
If you like your whiskey neat but chilled, it's fine, but at least for older vintages a little added water actually enhances the flavor.

just keep the bottle in the fridge, it's not complicated.

>>17771869
oh

>>17771888
just wipe it off

>>17771861
Fuck drunktards.

>>17771861
> Not using aquarium gravel for festive colours
ishiggydiggy

>>17771861
>willingly putting plastic in your booze
NGMI

>>17771861
>using a glass for whiskey
the bottle is the glass.

>drinking whiskey
Yeah man what a way to ruin a drink

>>17772278
Based and alcoholic pilled

>>17771869
They are literally in the glass you retard it's obvious you're supposed to eat them

>>17772417
Yeah, but you're not supposed to CHEW the rocks.
You're supposed to swallow them whole and then collect them again after they pass.

>>17772205

>>17771861

>>17771861
whiskey stones are a surefire way to filter between people who understand latent heat of fusion and people who don't

>>17772223
They're usually made of soapstone because it's non-toxic and doesn't scratch the glass

So many people who don't got the reference...

>>17771869
yes you are, why else are they in my glass

>>17772473
the MOST painful shit you will ever endure

>>17771888
and wait... or you could put the glass in the freezer and have roughly the same effect. Put the whole drink in and it will cool faster. Or just use ice, and let the freshly unfrozen water cool your drink right quick.

>>17771869
Wait...

>>17771861
The rocks freeze the glass

these are literally unfinished stone D&D dice sold at a huge markup

>>17771861
Seems like filth cube anon really made it big.

>>17771869
if Uber Eats brings it, I eats

>>17774077
I want to try the forbidden stock cube

>>17773789
Based and chemistry-pilled

>>17771869
there's still going to fall down and smash into your teeth

>>17771861
people who drink alcohol for the "flavor" are exclusively neckbeard tryhards

>>17774298
>I don't like alcohol
You're allowed to dislike things. It's perfectly fine.

>>17774160
>ouchie, a 5 gram rock just slid into my fragile teethie-weethies!
>I'll never order le manly whiskey on the rocks again!

>>17771888
metal affects flavor just like tin and cans and plastic. why are you posting in /ck/ if you have no tastebuds.

>>17772527
Toons.

>>17771861
Isn't water melting from the ice supposed to be part of the experience?

>>17771869
Sure that's obvious now but once I've had enough to drink I'm not gonna remember they aren't ice cubes and then it's RIP my teeth.

>>17773881
You don't know my shits

>>17771869
Don’t tell me how to live life, fuckface

>>17771883
The part that really makes me hate these pretentious faggots is that whisky is already diluted with water from ~70% as distilled, to 40% as bottled.

>>17771892
Yeah, like a couple drops at most

>>17773881
This is why you train with cramming

>>17771861
Assuming they have no influence on flavour whatsoever it makes sense to me. Doesn't water the drink down but keeps it cool- personally however I like eating ice

>>17773881
nah being a dum dum and eating dry pasta as a snack is worse

The cold of the rock chills the drink

>>17774321
I love alcohol. I just don't like the flavor.

>>17771861
Scots used to use cold river stones to chill their whisky. It's the origin of the term "on the rocks". Quit being so autistic about every little thing.

>>17776714

Citation needed

>>17776701
Thats why mixers and cocktails were invented.

>>17771861
you can get these for free by putting water in your freezer

>>17776903
Anon, do you think it's okay to spank a woman, even if she deserves it?
>>17776714
You know damn well 'on the rocks' came from the number of blokes passing out on the streets of stone

>>17773881
>the MOST painful shit you will ever endure
since you drink them you will obviously pee them out, moron

>>17771869
The heat of my teeth fully cooks the rocks

>>17771869
Thats exactly what the kikes wany you to think

The heat of the drink warms the rock

There's pretty much nothing you can put in your drink with a higher heat capacity than water. An enclosed cube of water is the superior cooling option objectively.

>>17771861
I don't see why you wouldn't just freeze you liquor if you wanted something strong but cold.

Best thread on ck rn

>>17777512
God, just imagine those things working their way through you balls.

Don’t know what the obsession with having whiskey cold is all about. Honestly the best way to enjoy it is in the way it was crafted, neat with no ice, mixer, or water.

>>17773789
>>17774138
Stone has a higher thermal conductivity than ice. It will chill the drink faster.

>>17778687
What does this even mean?

>>17771861
Tbh I like having ice in my whisky. Makes it more palettable for me, although I understand wanting to get your money's worth of you spend >$40 on a bottle.

>>17775974
so those weirdos who brag about being able to eat a ramen brick are just pullin tricks?

>>17771869
>he doesn't know

>>17778687
hearty kek

>>17772168
Ever wonder why you never get invited to parties?

>>17771869
>Doesn't eat his drink rocks

Pathetic

>>17778687
ok I smiled.

>>17774120
Somehow Bezos figured out how to get ads through the latest Block Twitch Ads extension and I see this stupid fucking commercial every fucking day.

>>17775316
>Ah yes my boy, but if you dilute it further to 37.5% a richer terroir will become apparent.

>>17772168
this
>>17779410
Oh no I won't get to hang out with a bunch of drunk sloppy emotional aggressive adults acting like children? Dang, sounds like such a cool fun time.
Drunk people are the worst.

That's why I chill my glass instead of my drink

>>17779575
Literally true. Anything above 25% is only adding burning.

>>17778816
Lurk moar

>>17776932
source?

the fuck am i watching here? rocks? on whiskey? what in gods holy name is going on here? i want an explanation and it better not be gay.

>>17771869
lmao

>>17779839
found her in 5 seconds use your dwindling intellect to do it yourself

>>17779956
prove it

>>17779878
Bob Hoskins asked the cartoon penguin waiter for a "scotch on the rocks". And because the club was run by toons, they served him a literal "scotch on the rocks" with rocks in it.

>>17771865
Fpbp

>>17771861
I was fooled into buying these chalky bastards and they are gimmicky as fuck

>>17777777

>>17771869
ngmi

>>17778775
start with small rocks to widen your balls sphincters and work your way up

>>17779733
imagine being this stupid

>>17778687
heh

>>17771869
but the point of the whiskey is to make them go down easier??

>>17780614
>he bought rocks
LMAO

>>17771869
ill eat what i want bitch

>>17775928
Depends on the proof.

>>17779655
>being drunk is what makes people be like this
Sounds like either A) you have dogshit skills for picking friends that cannot behave like adults while drinking, or B) you don't actually have any friends and this is just how you think it is because you saw it on a Netflix show or read it in your Twitter feed. Either way, you are obviously a massive incel loser that is to be disregarded.

>>17771861
Whats wrong? Dont have a gizzard?

>>17775974
what
I do this all the time

>>17771869
put me in the screenshot

>>17778731
>An enclosed cube of water is the superior cooling option objectively.
But you can make an ice cube colder than water, and a colder heat sink will draw away warmth faster. Not to mention it melts as it warms, releasing water that is already at the coldest possible temperature.phwmn

>>17778781
This is only true if you exclusively drink 80 proof blends.

>>17771869
Of course not. You let them melt first.

>>17771865
you're meant to swallow them without chewing

>save the turtles

>>17771869
are you retarded?

>>17771869
that's right you swallow them whole

>>17773881
i ate nothing but almonds for a day once

>>17771869
>never had stone soup
what a fag

>>17783036

These animals dont eat rocks on purpose because they think it helps them digest food better. They eat this shit by accident when they eat other things, and it just stays inside for a long time before passing.

>>17775974
stfu nigger i crush up packs of dry ramen, sprinkle the flavor pack in, shake it, and eat it as a snack.

>>17776927
okay but do rocks melt at room temp? why would you want to dilute your room temp whiskey with melting ice?
you ARE drinking your whiskey room-temp, right?

>>17784271

Ive tried this and it always tastes disgusting.

>>17784287
i mean yeah its dry noodles and very salty seasoning, its not going to be gourmet.
if you're going to be gay you can pour a little bit of steaming hot water into the mix if you want to make a thick "porridge" type of substance

Whisky tastes better after you flambé it.

>>17782834
you are a retarded nigger. every college campus is like this. these are the people that think drinking is cool

>>17784208
yes, what a genius take: animals can't tell what a fucking rock is LOL

>>17771868
Retard thinks anyone has ever implied that it mimics the thermal properties of ice 1:1

>>17774418
>he thinks food packaging is made of tin
>he thinks cans haven’t been lined for decades
>he doesn’t think spirits are in contact with metal tanks and pipes throughout the distillation and bottling processes
Go to your room and think about how retarded you just were.

>>17784439

They pick up food off the ground with their mouths. Often rocks stick to the things they eat, and the rocks dont break down so they stay inside them.

>b-but birds are smart, they wouldnt eat rocks by accident!!

Most birds are fucking retards, and will pick up dumb shit and just eat it wondering if it might be food.

>>17784505
yeah, birds can detect food but can't detect rocks. just shut the fuck you bird-brain faggot.

>>17784540
>>17784546
>oh no, i posted a spelling error! I better delete my post and repost it. I hope nobody noticed, and its not like deleted posts can still be seen making me look like an idiot.

Fucking retarded newfags.

>>17784577
i did delete it. who the fuck cares you silly faggot? birds don't eat rocks to fill their gizzard by accident you mushbrain retard

>>17784754
>birds don't eat rocks to fill their gizzard by accident

False.

>>17774077
What could you build with this?

birds will literally eat rocks on purpose if you feed your pet bird gravel it will eat rocks with no food in them

>>17784980

True.

>>17779564
i just watch twitch streams using streamlink and mpv+chatty, cant force ads where i deny you ad space jeffery you fucking cuck

>>17771869
Whatever you say, corporate shill