/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17768363
That's not even a real carbonara

>>17768378
Obviously, there's no heavy cream.

>>17768344
that eye thing is unnatural

>>17768363
What's wrong? Looks good to me.

>>17768383
You don't have any?

>>17768512
i am so fucking confused

>>17768509
>fry chicken to make it crispy
>douse it in sauce to make soggy

>>17768519
So is he.

>>17768501
sauce?

>>17768344
Is this what ayy lmaos look like tasting our food?

>>17768539
Very 1970s

>>17768544
>>17768539
These jello things are very popular in Asia right now.

>>17768539
revolting

>>17768542
The Hobbit

>>17768539
vile

>>17768501
Do americans really?

>>17768399
At this point I have seen to this so much but still, It always shock me how one dude can be so incompetent

>>17768391
No giant over exaggerated smile.

>>17768344
Do you think he practices those over exaggerated expressions in the mirror?

>>17768501
Dude had to get his lip stitched back on, as I recall.

>>17768501
Holy shit what the fuck

>>17768344
Does he actually have HIV? Has it been confirmed?

>>17768501
Story?

>>17768730
looks like he tried to pour a shot of something in her mouth and the file name says flirtlet so it looks like he really pissed her off trying to "flirt"

>>17768738
Dude, I can make my own assumptions. I want the actual story.

>>17768399
>Look how juicy it is

>>17768382
and the peas look really weird

>>17768730
>The horrifying moment an Alaskan woman bit off an Australian man's lip during an argument at Oktoberfest has been caught on camera.
Aussie was dumb and paid for it ez.

>>17768501
God, holy FUCK, I wish that was me.

>>17768344
im getting rapist/serial killer vibes from this man

>>17768399
What a great looking medium rare chicken.

>>17768539

disgust.jpg

>>17768730
He also touched her skirt before she sat down.

>>17768344
WHERE ARE THE BODIES MARK

>>17768545
He just want to cuddle :(

>>17768501
If only there was some way to avoid getting hurt by the random people I attack?

>>17768545
Why are Asians so sadistic?

>>17769239
he prayed beforehand it's all good

>>17768501
what the fuck did he even do to piss her off?

>>17769261
Fingertip was lucky.

>>17768344
Jump Scare

>>17768545
at least mercy kill it, stop torturing it in its final hours

>>17768501
I'm in love.

>>17769309
It's gotta be fresh to get those crystal clear slices of sashimi.

>>17768501
this made me sick to watch, wtf was that

>>17768545
>bows
>proceeds to cut it open while it's still alive instead of dispatching first
lol

>>17769280
wtf?

>>17769280
Story?

>>17769373
>chinese + marxism = gif

>>17768501
Why did he start a fight with her? Don't try and put your fingers in some crazy woman's mouth. He talked shit and got bit

>>17768763
He was some dumb Aussie who tried to put stuff in her mouth and pull her dress strings apart. She was a chad American woman and bit his lower lip off and had to serve a year in jail.

>>17769257
Try and force feed her a shot and loosen her dress

>>17769409
>had to serve a year in jail.
God germans are cucked

>>17769416
She was transferred to the US to serve her sentence. Germans really are huge cucks.

>>17769370
>>17769373
Marxism.

>>17769387
>>17769422
what? but tumblr and twitter told me marxism was based and we wpuld live better under it

>>17768501
She's pretty badass.

>>17768363
Too much showing off for a lame pasta with no meat

>>17769416
>>17769420
If he'd pulled that shit in the US nothing would have happened to her and he would have got sexual assault charges.

>>17769442
>>17769400
>>17769343
>>17769123
You're all cucks.

>>17769342
why is everything always dropped/thrown?? why would you want your tartare prepared tableside?? just why

>>17769464
If you ever have a daughter, wouldn't you want her to be able to defend herself like that?

>>17769253
Jacques Pepin is so comfy

I want to give him a hug

>>17769489
I'm not old enough to be her father, so I cannot imagine that situation.

>>17769489
You can just tell the guy to fuck off. No need to get felony charges.

>>17768363
OILY WATER NUMMY NUMMY!

>>17769513
A guy who's shoving his hand down your throat and won't leave you be? Really, anon

>>17768344
nigga looks like marshall applewhite went to a hair salon

>>17768545
no empathy bug people

>>17769357
yes

>>17768344
This guy looks like he has raped and murdered underage prostitutes in SEA

>>17768363
Needs more oil.

>>17769464
Simping for a drunk Aussie retard, you're a gaycunt. The girl stood up for herself.

>>17769552
For anyone who wants the whole video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMUZYnqR58Q

>>17769572
Do you know if he deleted that video where he botched eel butchering? It was kinda funny

Anyone got that webm of that one little asian kid making dinner for him and his little brother?
He's cooking in a wok in the middle of a yard.

>>17769578
This one? The title says big failure.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBc3nwPM0XY
Otherwise just search Kimagure Cook eel on youtube and see which video it is.

>>17769590
Yep. He messed up by not freezing it enough and the eel struggled while he was killing it.

>>17769583

>>17768501
what type of kiss this is called ?

>>17769610
based.
Thanks, King

>>17768714
Is that true? He does live in Thailand, right? Spend enough time with ladyboys and it's bound to happen, I guess.

>>17768344
He's always glassy eyed. How high is he when he does these videos?

>>17769629
you think you know of what you speak, yet you do not.

that's not how it works.

>>17769612
The Mantis

>>17769594
>X is a good source for X
no way

>>17769452
yes but we MUST protect our rapist . Thats why we import so much immigrants

>>17769239
it comes from their starvation past
many food vendors and restaurants would try to sell spoiled meat covered with spices to hide the taste and smell because no one could afford to throw food out
to prove they had fresh meat, some places started to kill the animals in front of the clients and also go as far as serving it raw or even alive and moving, couldnt be fresher than that
people took a liking to that, and combined to the starvation pushing people to hunt and eat anything available, it became what it is today

>>17769594
Is the calcium absorbable, though?

>>17769610
better cook than 99% of /ck/

>>17769239
PETA and the like never kicked off in Asia, so people aren't told to care for animals from a young age.
Modern day animal loving really is a new phenomenon. People historically rarely gave any shits about the suffering of animals or their potential sentience.

>>17769273
Some pretty nice looking diner food.
Too much cheese on that one sandwich though

>>17768363
wtf how much fucking salt did he throw in jesus christ

>>17769681
I dunno. Maybe if you spray some lemon juice on it.
I actually tried it. When you grind the egg shells it smells exactly the same as when the dentist drills into your tooth

>>17768501
wtf i respect women now

>>17769674
That makes sense.

>>17769707
It's not about treating animals like people, it's about respecting a life and not inflicting unneeded suffering.

>>17769719
You care about animals' suffering because you were told to from a young age.
Descartes thought that animals couldn't even feel real pain. Sailors used to throw turtles on their backs to keep them from moving around on deck and let them die where they lied.
The idea of respecting animals and not causing excess suffering, is a modern invention. And its a shift that didn't really take off in Asia in the same manner.

>>17769719
>It's not about treating animals like people, it's about respecting a life and not inflicting unneeded suffering.
The only difference between killing a bug and an animal is that the animal screams.

You don't feel shit after killing a mosquito, do you?

>>17769732
Insects have a much more primitive nerve system when compared to larger animals and certainly mammals. Cease your trolling this instant.

>>17769729
Descartes was a little bitch.

>>17769719
>it's about respecting a life and not inflicting unneeded suffering
You wanna know how many horses died in WW1?
8 million, mostly from exhaustion and starvation
the ones that survived the war got turned into glue anyway as it was just a horse

>>17769743
>it's ok for insects to feel pain because they are dummer
You are not helping your case.

I could use fish as an example too, nobody cares about fishing suffering.

>>17769744
Okay...??

>>17769451
He's just cooking, what do you mean by showing off lmao.

>>17769712
it's basically all salt otherwise it would taste terrible
>this is how vegetarians live?
yup makeup is to a woman what salt is to a vegetarian

>>17768392
kek

>>17769707
>PETA and the like
Have little to nothing in regards with people wanting to not eat animals alive or wanting them to have a quick death instead of being butchered alive. Even people who are unaware or couldnt care less about those groups tend to want animals that are made to be food to have a quick death, its called empathy.
Fuck, I'm pretty sure even tribal people prefer to kill stuff before eating it.

>>17769744
>whataboutism
Anons were arguing about food, not war. Cease your stupidity.

>>17769373
How the fuck is it not immediately obvious what's happening here?

>>17769267
Did he just discover the cure for melanin?

>>17768363
How's this embarrasing?
Is just eating vegetables offensive to you? kek

>>17769513
Spoken like a true virgin pussy

>>17768901
Knew they were Australians when I noticed those haircuts

>>17769309
>>17769239
>>17769357
>>17769544
White people this upset over a sea slug.

>>17769489
>If you ever have a daughter
>Hits pipe.

>>17769743
>Descartes was a little bitch.
And who are you?

>>17770090
>>whataboutism
>Anons were arguing about food
No they weren't you dumb fuck.

>>17769777
Checked. I mean the theatrics. Dramatizing how he pours the oluvol and how he sautees. There's no need for a shitty pasta with no meat

>>17769342
I don't understand. Are all of the accoutrements supposed to make it seem more gourmet and upper-class? Who has bad enough taste that that's what they think rich people food looks like

>>17769674
>spoiled meat covered with spices to hide the taste
This is the food history equivalent of "the drug dealers are lacing weed with heroin!" Boomer fairytales that don't make sense if you have a half ounce of consideration.

>>17770397
reminds me of those summer nights eating doo wop cake and huffing jenkem

>>17768363
>>17768391
>What's wrong
he burned the garlic

>>17770459

>>17768501
Not trying to sound hardass but I think my first instinct would be to start eye gouging someone if they clamped down on me like that

>>17768501
I'm in love. That stupid faggot was laughing like a fucking bitch. Of course he's Australian too, that fucking poofta. I'd marry her today if I could.

>>17769610
>gives his bro one
>has one himself

>>17770459
>it keeps going

>>17770607
This is the way.
The whole world should be more like children.

>>17769621
wtf

>>17769729
If only Buddhism had found its way to Asia.

>>17769612
Bavaryan kiss

>>17768399
JACK NO!

>>17768501
Is this GouDou?

>>17769258
>BROOOOOO CHEEEEEEEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!
its not 2012 anymore. this shit needs to stop.

>>17769267
>chickpeas
ruined.

>>17769287
>tastes bland
every time.

>>17769414
So she's a lesbian?

>>17770223
Yes, we value life by what it provides to this world. So if you took the place of the sea slug there would be no cause for complaint.

>>17768501
He should slammed her on her head. Dumb cunt.

>>17771994
If you change your tune of some rando forcing a shot down you based on how much you want to be fucked by them (clearly not the dom at that point), don't think your norms align with anyone in that webm.

>>17772011
That's normal hetero courtship, virgin.

>>17772004
Why do you think that would escalate the situation in the dude's favor?
If you wanna see her shit slammed in from your screen that really doesn't factor into it much.

>>17772016
Seen it in doujin but my former gfs never did it for some reason.

>>17772017
What are you rambling about, retard? The point is the she would get what she deserves.

>>17771979
Be a fucking man and admit that you would eat this, you calorie and taste fearing soyboy

>>17772026
OK, so then what should the guy get for not taking no as an answer and forcing a shot?
Something that would prevent the bite in the first place when he is not going to get what he's aiming for, a good time.

>>17770459
>That off center cutting is annoying
>Wait...what are the eggs for?

>>17772041
She could have told him to fuck off or push him away. Instead she tried to punch him, and at that moment he had full rights to knock her out. And he should have.

>>17772054
That's fair

>>17770110
Ok I'll refine that for your simple mind. Why are people fighting over a huge pot of cooked noodles in the street? Every communist breadline I've seen has been simple products, not cooked ones plus the lack of order happening here.

>>17770082
No, it is a direct product of modern animal rights movements that you give a shit.
The French created foie gras and ortolan bunting, Romans used to set pigs on fire and make them run into the enemy lines, cat burnings in connection to witch trials or witch scares used to be fun day activities in Germany.
People don't inherently give a shit about animals or their capacity for pain an suffering.

>>17769674
Spices, no matter where in the world you lived, would have cost more than just getting fresh meat.

>>17772000
>white people
>valuing life
lol
lmao even

>>17769928
meat without salt tastes like shit

>>17772070
I understood what you were asking the first time and it's still retarded. Put as much thought into watching webms as you do into being butthurt.

>>17768344
wiensposting should be a bannable offense

>>17768545
I used to like that guy's channel a lot until I realized he was eating endangered species left and right not even mentioning it and it made me realize the nips can't be stopped from plundering the ocean for their own gustatory pleasure

>>17769674
i cant believe leftoids actually believe this shit

>>17768545
based, I love him and Masaru.

>>17772625
You are correct, but if you think the fishing industry gives of any country gives a damn about those species besides not explicitly selling them where it is illegal and enforced and just getting rid of them when caught otherwise, I've got a bridge to sell you.
This isn't really whataboutism, it's just that no one is really more guilty beyond optics.

>>17768512
Did Zelensky jack off into his minced meat?

>>17769674
This would not be exclusive to Asia however, any place that had food vendors selling meat would take after this strategy. There is something about Asian cultures specifically that values it

>>17769707
>People historically rarely gave any shits about the suffering of animals or their potential sentience
you'd better get on the horn to Athens circa 5th century BC because they definitely were talking about it before Aristotle was even a twinkle in his daddy's eye

>>17769729
>The idea of respecting animals and not causing excess suffering, is a modern invention
Are you familiar with Buddhism my friend

>>17772642
No I'm aware of the evils of the fishing industry generally, I'm just specifically irritated at the Japanese because they seem to be the worst offenders in this case

>>17770459
Why would mexicans do this?

>>17769464
youre a virgin

>>17772819
*your

>>17772832
My virgin?

>>17768509
>Open webm
>See black hands
>Close webm

>>17772867
Nigger you're colorblind

>>17770223
We're concerned about the squid, not the slug that's killing it.

>>17772895
nuke india

>>17768539
Hahaha what the fuck

>>17772895
mexibros they have surpassed us...

>>17769373
Lunchtime at Panda Express

>>17772004
calm down mohamed

>>17772655
>something about Asian cultures specifically that values it
Asians believe that the more a creature suffered just before it was killed, the better it'll taste. Thats why the japanese like to butcher or slowly eat their animals alive, specially more intelligent ones.
The chinese take this one step ahead and sometimes straight up beat the animals before killing them or simply boil them alive(diferently from burning boiling preserves the nerves longer so they suffer more)

>>17773153
I can't help but think something about the stress of getting murdered would release a bunch of cortisol and probably would affect the flavor, albeit very little

>>17772462
people arent sadistic by nature either.
lots of people in the past advocated for animal rights, a donkey was brought up to a court room because the owner was whipping him too cruelly and people denounced him in England in the XVIII century

>>17772624

>>17768378
You know. If it had ham in it. It would be closer to a British carbonara.

>>17768501
>privileged white boy loses his privilege for the first time
Maybe next time he'll learn how to interact like an actual human

>>17769409
>>17769416
So do Germans hate women or do they love rapists?
I keep reading about women being raped and their rapists going free.

>>17773275
And if my grandmother had wheels, she would've been a bike

>>17773129
What is the purpose of that cheese spinner?

>>17769280
Like holy shit it's just fucking noodles and soy sauce

>>17773302
Do you not spin your cheese before eating it?

>>17772667
wtf am I looking at?
Why is he just scooping that shit up and putting it to the side while a hundred people are watching?

>>17768344
still don't know what pills he does before eating the food, but he looks to always be extremely enjoying every bite. good for him.

>>17773302
This guy is an idiot. He didn't have his chicken ready to catch the spinning cheese so it just flung around in the air.

>>17773330
>that filename
Oh god damn it, what an absolute mind-virus. I never even watched the show aside from that clip
https://youtu.be/UReql4tK0l8

>>17773129
That's what we call a fonDON'T

>>17773302
It's supposed to be a liquid cheese fountain but his cheese isn't melted. The spinning mechanism is an Archimedes screw that pipes the cheese to the top and then it cascades over those plastic half domes in sheets like a waterfall and you can stick your fried chicken into it and get it nice and coated. he Jack'd it probably by not reading the instructions

>>17773328
Did she just season the outside of a jackfruit?

>>17773257
Someone call the CIA. One of the ayy lmaos got out of Area 51 again.

>>17773328
Even when you know what it is, it doesn't get any less bizarre. There's a small chance it could have worked, but the seasoning and garnish... She tried.

>>17773365
It's a sunflower.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pycGP17TYAU

>>17772622
How dare you. I put way more effort into butthurt posting than watching webms

>>17770456
You seriously huffed jenkem?

>>17773377

>>17770494
>Place thumb under jawbone. Parallel with back teeth
>Push upward & out into nerve cluster
>Situation diffused, no violence recorded
>Roastie screams hysterically

>>17773334
This is lassi, a traditional food in afghanistan, India, etc... Basically a sort of yoghurt drink from goat milk afaik
The fat guy is taking the raw curdled milk and pouring it into containers that they churn, season and then pour into drinks. I'm guessing there's tons of people because they're doing it handmade in the streets and it's a refreshing drink in a very warm country

>>17771979
Have you checked the date of that video? I bet it's 2016.

>>17773365
looks like a sunflower, you can see the leaves/petals sticking out of the bottom

>>17773427
God India is disgusting.

>>17773460
>not breaking the chicken bones and sucking out the marrow
wasteful bloody basterd. The chicken is rolling in its grave

>>17773460
They always justify this by saying only the left hand is for shit wiping and yet

>>17773370

>>17773129
This is the kind of shit I expect nikado to do

>>17773328
>Oh so she's going to bake it to toast the seeds then separate them?
>....
>Nope, she's just going to try and eat it straight up
Amazing

>>17773368
I need to watch this full video again.
I love the part where the guy gets really concerned that it's still pink

>>17773285
>t. Obsessed

>>17773301
Even without wheels she gave enough rides to be called a bicycle

>>17772867
if that's your criteria, you're missing out on some great food. get your head out of your ass.

Can someone please post the webm where a girl is chopping a bunch of onions while directly starint at the camera without blinking?

>>17772667
is that mishti doi?

>>17773368
love how they atke their rings off
"I'm going in!"

>>17774329
Do you not take your rings off when eating messy food like that?

>>17772625
fag

>>17772895
>orange fanta
Honestly the most disgusting part of this webm just by association

>>17774318
Was his stroke really THAT bad? My God.

>>17774357
No, but his second stroke was.

>>17774361
Damn, that's scary. How did he not learn after the first one?

>>17770367
Rich people are notorious for their shit taste. Half of "rich" food comes down to either being rare, or being able to pay some poor schmuck to spend 40 minutes hand-mincing raw meat for your appetizer while you drink wine bottled just after Christ's crucifixion.

>>17774367
He has faith in God almighty and that's all that matters.

>>17773129
>webm of spinning device and chink
>he survives

holy shit

>>17773330
just cut it already ffs

>>17774367
I think he learned that he needed to do keto (but also still eat carbs because his understanding of keto stops at 'eat more butter and cheese')

>>17774434
But what is it?

>>17773293
Why not both?

>>17773224
>people aren't sadistic by nature
Yes the fuck they are, are we even living on the same planet?

>>17774405
Kek

>>17768545
why are asians like this? at least hit its head or stab its head or otherwise kill it as fast as possible

>>17772667
is that baron harkonnen

>>17769257
tried to rub a dead rat in her face.

>>17768539
CTHULHU MUNCHIES!!

>>17770459
nothing about this is mexican

>>17774367
He still hasnt learned after the second one, the inner machinations of his mind are an enigma.

>>17774841
Was this before or after the stroke?

>>17774892
look at that claw
definitely post stroke

>>17774873
>Ice cream
>With Cilantro
Gross

>>17768501
degenerate faggots living in a backward society and they have the nerve to call others backward

>>17768545
>around bugs never relax

>>17775031
is he ok

>>17769464
Calm down, incel.
She'd probably kick your ass.

>>17768501
Imagine the comments if these poeple were black lol

>>17775042
He didn't make it. I'm sorry.

>>17768344
What the hell is that disgusting looking thing?

>>17773129
>tfw reaching the final boss phase for the first time
>no idea how to counter the cheese swing spam

>>17768545
I wonder how common this is.

>>17769610
I increasingly come to a vague populist notion that rural folk in general are better than average.

>>17768344
quintessential weins

>>17769621
how

>>17775094
They're just more self sufficient and it's by necessity. They also posses narrow viewpoints, there are tradeoffs it's not all rainbows and rollerskates living with these fucks

>>17775094
They're largely braindead drug addicts. You can see their faces contort with physical pain when you suggest a new idea to them.

>>17774799
God i want to punch those molecular food cunts more than i want to punch jack by this point

>>17775570
>>17775562
>>17775559
Kingen

>>17768545
these animals are very intelligent.

i have kept rats for 5 years and sometimes I tear up thinking about how smart they are.

Whoever this fag is that you're dumping is actually worse than Jack, you can stop now.

>>17775661
Stop simping for gross looking boomer men.

>>17775657
rude

>>17773406

not watching any of this disgusting finland bullshit

>>17775669
Yes, it is rude to just dump dozens of completely boring webms of the same unattractive boring guy.

>>17769718
>wtf i respect women now

>>17775657
The guy he spams is called Matgeek. He is from Sweden.

>>17775690
Do I look like I give a shit?

>>17775691
Yes, you look like you wanted to know.

But however, stop spamming him.

>>17773285
>>privileged white boy

>>17768539
>Coring the watermelon
>Hey that looks really ripe and juicy I wonder what he's goi-
>Proceeds to dump seafood jello into the rind

stop spamming you fucking stupid faggot

He's never gonna stop

There's only one man who can stop him.

>>17773153
>Asians believe that the more a creature suffered just before it was killed, the better it'll taste.
Pretty sure that's a meme you gaijin made up. I'm asian living in asia and I've only ever heard these claims among westerners. In asia, it's just seafood that people want to see being prepared live just so they're sure the fish they're eating is indeed fresh. Everything else like chickens, pork etc aren't prepared any differently from your butcher's or slaughterhouse in the west.
>simply boil them alive
Only for crustaceans and last I checked, western cuisines cook lobsters in similar ways.

>>17775770
This is not rapportus territory

>>17775772
>you gaijin
shut the fuck up faggot

>>17774383
>He has faith in God almighty and that's all that matters.

Says it all really.

>>17775770
Gud i himmelen.

>>17775819
Är det han som spammar Sveriegtråden ochså?

>>17775726
You really think that soyboy was gonna behave like that if he didn't live a pampered privileged life?

>>17768363
he has a good channel much better than that ethan faggot. but you can tell he doesn't try as much as he used to.

i think the /ck/ jannie got a serious prolapse last weekend

>>17770367
donald trump's restaurant in his las vegas casino had a michelin star. that's exactly what rich people food tastes like. LoL

>>17768539
finally, a melon that tastes like seafood

>>17775559
jesus that fucking salt

>>17768545
Inhuman monster.

>>17769489
Pushing him away and clocking him was defending herself, going back for more and biting his face off is being a fucking psychopath

>>17774367
>it won't happen to me
>it's not that bad
>it won't happen again
>it can't get worse
>it won't get better, no point changing now <-Jack is here

>>17774794
>that'll be $80

>>17775157
t. overtaxed, homeless dodging shoebox dweller that votes for more of the same in perpetuity

>>17775772
YWNBJ

>>17776538
i'm circumcized so i'm blessed

>>17773349
CARLOS!

>>17775657
At least he is posting new content

>>17768363
what is that?
Oil water bland pasta?

>>17773557
Why are these webm's so big!! ... This dude is scary looking!