/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17771623
>ask for no pickle
>pickle
die

>>17771623
It's not the great depression anymore anon, it may be again soon, but for the moment I can afford a slice of cheese to keep the koshers away

who would eat a mcdonalds "burger" out of his own volition

>>17771623
thanks anon, they may be inexpensive and not the healthiest thing but I always enjoy a good old mcdonald's hamburger

I ate two Quarter Pounders® with Cheese® for the first time and it was amazing.

>>17771666
Not today satan

>>17771654
>order DQP meal, no pickes
>one pickle and the meat wasn't salted

>>17771654
that's why you gotta ask for extra pickles. then you get no pickles.

>>17771666
nice that was my sandwitch of choice when I worked there. the slivered onions they put on them are really good

>>17771654
>>17771688
>not liking pickles on burgers

>>17771719
McDonald's pickles suck, there's a difference

>>17771666

>Order hamburger without pickle
>Cashier whispers something in the managers ear
>Staff members approach me, start wrestling me to the ground and holding me down
>They forcefeed me pickles until I start crying
>Have to crawl on my hands and knees and beg for a pickle on my hamburger
>Cashier makes me eat the burger out of his hand while the rest of the staff pets me
>Manager tells me I'm not allowed to leave though the front door and makes me climb out off the drive thru window

Can I get one with cheese?

>>17771712
The onions and beef are both delicious. I only wish it had Big Mac sauce instead of ketchup.

I have to order them without onions to avoid getting gas

>>17771745
you get used to it
next time take the pickles off afterward if it really bothers you that much

>>17771623
thanks bruh

3 of these are a perfect meal

>>17771777
I get big mac sauce on my 1/4 pounder burgers.

>>17771777
insane digits

>>17771745
You were lucky the ice machine was out of order pickle boy.

They put crack in the ketchup and onions on these them and the buns make me prefer their burgers over other fast food places.

Thanks.
Sometimes a hamburger from an international chain is just what you need.

>>17771654
>>17771688
>Some other guy is mad they forgot the pickle in his burger

>>17771851
What am I looking at here?

>>17772085
Waste sheet. All the food items that get chucked out at the end of the day go on there.

>>17771658
A man, you wouldn’t understand

>>17771777
Witness these fucking digits

>>17771719
>>17771721
this.
i1 day when i was eating a quarter pounder i had to remove the pickles.
they tasted the way garbage juice smells.
since then is no pickles on clan donald's burgers.

>>17771777
>Something wrong, Patrick? Your onions are sweating...

>>17771777
checked, checked.

>>17771623
Thanks

>>17772085
How much Ronald is paying for the ingredients to make his burgers.

>>17771851
>Big mac 0.77
>Double quarter pounder 1.42
Huh I thought they'd be nearly the same.

>>17772559
If you look at the trade names for the patties, their normal burger is called a 10:1, or "10 patties per one pound of beef". This means each normal patty is 1.6 ounces uncooked, so a Big Mac has 3.2 ounces of meat. Compare that to the 4:1, or quarter pound patty, which is 4 ounces uncooked (they actually bumped it up to 4.25 ounces uncooked recently, but let's ignore that).

Big Mac: 3.2oz meat.
Double Quarter: 8oz meat.

I used to go to a local McDonald’s all the time and one day I had to take a shit so I went into the bathroom and shit but then there wasn’t toilet paper so I had to call the restaurant from inside the bathroom stall and ask if they can bring me toilet paper but the guy thought it was a prank call and just laughed at me and hung up so I called back and asked if I could talk to the manager and she said she’d send someone to check so an employee came in the bathroom and started coughing and said “damn y’all done fucked it up in here! I got yo toilet paper!” and slid it under the door so I wiped my ass and came out but then the manager approached me and said she was sorry and asked if I wanted a free burger and I asked if I could have it to go but she said no so I sat there and ate my free double cheeseburger.

>>17772572
stfu stupid science bitch

>>17772616
why the hell wouldn't she let you get it to go

>>17772721
Dude I have no idea I’m not a McDonald’s expert

>>17772572
Big Macs are kind of a ripoff